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chloe 🖤 is consumed by the priest & the gardener

@depraved_dame

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✨ 𝙂𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙊𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙨 𝘼𝙐 𝙈𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙋𝙤𝙨𝙩 ✨ 📿 𝘝𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘚𝘭𝘪𝘱𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘚𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘎𝘰𝘥 🥀 📖💫 𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘧𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘰𝘳 𝘈𝘜 🔭⛓️ ✨ 𝘙𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦 𝘈𝘜𝘴✨

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chloe 🖤 is consumed by the priest & the gardener

@depraved_dame

9 months

I never could believe that Crowley actually killed his underperforming plants, and I have to share this lovely tweet where Neil confirmed that he didn’t, Crowley truly is the sweetest pea.

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9 months

Aziraphale would NEVER deadname Crowley

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9 months

The Thin Dark Duke

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9 months

Aziraphale staring down Metatron while cradling Crowley on his lap like “I DARE you to take him from me” send tweet

ellie

@616hawkguy

9 months

gomens twt would hate me for the things i have to say about this

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@depraved_dame

9 months

The way the angel just *pulls* him along to follow is so good. I love little reminders that Aziraphale is likely incredibly strong and powerful, I just know he can toss Crowley around like a rag doll—

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10 months

And I would like to spend— And I would like to spend— And I would like to spend— And I would like to spend— And I would like to spend— And I would like to spend— And I would like to spend— And I would like to spend—

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@depraved_dame

9 months

Literally I can’t get behind the sentiment that Crowley is going to get revenge or make Aziraphale pay for hurting him. Like let’s be real for a second, that demon would do anything to take away his angel’s pain, not add to it

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9 months

Well yeah her mother abandoned her…

ziggy ★ 🍉

@gahrlicbread

9 months

she looks like a lost child in a supermarket

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@depraved_dame

9 months

Aziraphale constantly kissing Crowley’s snake tattoo. That’s it that’s the tweet

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9 months

Good morning, never getting over how D/s coded this scene is. Aziraphale using that low voice from the moment Crowley walked in…that demon knew he was in trouble immediately

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@depraved_dame

9 months

They were so very close in this episode. Physically, yes, but also intimately in ways we hadn’t quite seen yet chronologically. Aziraphale touches Crowley, is in his space, wraps an arm around his waist without a second thought. It’s beautiful to watch.

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@depraved_dame

9 months

Crowley’s form while doing the Apology Dance is immaculate, there is no way he has not done this many MANY times for his Dom. Keeps perfect eye contact the whole time and dips SO low. He has had a lot of practice at this. You are fooling NO ONE.

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@depraved_dame

8 months

I need to be LOCKED UP.

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@depraved_dame

9 months

This fucking haunts me, the way Aziraphale immediately grabs that demon, his gasp, the way Crowley fucking panics and instantly straightens up, I don’t know how but every touch between these two conveys so much deep emotion and desperate longing and I could analyze them forever

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@depraved_dame

9 months

NONE OF MY THOUGHTS ARE IN THE BIBLE

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@depraved_dame

8 months

may I introduce my partner, everyone. one of US.

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@depraved_dame

8 months

I don’t even know what to say anymore except that he’s as unhinged as all of us and I love him.

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8 months

"I mean- Crowley," Aziraphale began, and the demon replied in the softest, sweetest tone, one that nearly resembled a mewl, "yeah?", and the angel couldn't help but let out a flustered little exhale. Oh, when the demon was sweet, he was /sweet/. Aziraphale /loved/ sweet things.

kaz

@azirascrowley

8 months

crowley’s little “yeah” is the softest thing i’ve ever heard

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@depraved_dame

9 months

Aziraphale drawing Crowley into his embrace exactly like this 😮‍💨

ewa 𖤐‧₊˚

@_mxnsterr

9 months

HELLO ⁉️⁉️⁉️

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9 months

Never getting over feral, ferociously protective Crowley. The only thing that would’ve made this better would be him hissing ‘becaussssse of thisssss’ like let that venom come out babygirl

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@depraved_dame

8 months

“Yeah, but a worm is *different*. Just answer the question, angel.” Aziraphale turns around and sets down the books in his hand; he kneels down and cups Crowley’s face in his hands. “Yes, my silly darling,” he whispers, “I’d love you if you were a worm. Happy?” Crowley: “nnggkK—”

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@depraved_dame

9 months

Another example of D/s undertones- Aziraphale always leads the way, here is no exception; it’s understood Crowley will fetch the drinks, and the touch on his chest screams Dom; not only the intimacy, but likely because he was protecting him from being run into & keeping him safe.

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9 months

Good god I just know this is exactly how Aziraphale manhandles Crowley when he’s had enough of the brattiness and he decides to remind the demon just who is in charge here—the suspenders, I can’t breathe—

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@depraved_dame

9 months

Obsessed with how Crowley literally scrambles to run after Aziraphale everywhere he goes this season, always wanting to be near him, always hoping to be useful, always wishing to be a part of his Dom’s day. Good boy 10/10

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9 months

Wait I’m sure someone else has caught this, but can we talk about this? I’m in the camp of Aziraphale having the Bentley play Nightingale as Crowley drives away- but look behind Crowley as he gets in the car- that’s a tulip!?

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@depraved_dame

9 months

What if Crowley becomes so depressed and apathetic that he lets his plants die? And then spirals even more, full of regret? “I’m so sorry,” he’d cry, “I ruin everything that I touch, everything I love, I couldn’t keep you or him safe and happy, you all deserve better than me.”

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8 months

Good morning, look, just because Aziraphale is the Dom doesn’t mean Crowley is not an excellent subby service top sometimes; just look at those fingers, he knows what he’s doing- the angel trained him WELL

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8 months

I’m so normal about how close their hands are here; the chasm between them is so small, but it’s monumental; the way they mirror & contrast each other, their waistcoat buttons reflecting off of the other, the warm gold of the angel’s watch chain & the gunmetal of the demon’s tie—

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@depraved_dame

8 months

This makes me so insane. Like he’s sooOO sweet and soft here, so vulnerable and unguarded. Literally a kitten begging to be pet. Aziraphale should have reached out and stroked his cheek here, smoothing his hair as he said, “what a docile little kitten you are for me, my dear.”

kaz

@azirascrowley

8 months

crowley’s little “yeah” is the softest thing i’ve ever heard

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9 months

We’ve always been mirrored in each other, my darling; from the beginning of time, and until the very end

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9 months

Aziraphale trailing a fingertip along Crowley’s tattoo. Crowley twirling Aziraphale’s curls between his fingers. Aziraphale tracing the space between freckles on Crowley’s shoulders like constellations. Crowley’s thumbs pressing into the dimples at the base of Aziraphale’s spine

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9 months

The effortless, suave Dom energy that Aziraphale whips out at times is mind blowing, one moment he’s a sweet darling poppet and the next moment he’s in control and oozing this commanding energy and demons fall to their knees wherever they stand I will never shut up about this

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@depraved_dame

8 months

From the man himself. Don’t be a dick.

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9 months

“Look at you,” Aziraphale murmured, drinking in the vision beneath him as he slid his hand along the canyon of the demon’s sharp hipbone. “Presenting yourself just as I like, already holding your hands, wearing the marks of my desire…a sublime little temptress, and all mine.”

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4 months

@CamilleCailloux ….you already know what I’m doing

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9 months

Moments before the punch based on @CamilleCailloux ’s delicious hc of these two 👀👀👀

☁️FlyingRotten☁️

@CamilleCailloux

9 months

The ending of s2ep6 would have been.. something else. #GoodOmens

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@depraved_dame

9 months

Ohhhh my god. @BiancatStella is a genius, and this is a GIFT to the Dom Aziraphale/sub Crowley nation, everyone needs to see this immediately! I will never recover.

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@depraved_dame

9 months

Do I have any mutuals who are also musical theater fans? Because I can’t stop inserting the ineffable husbands into so many musicals…

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5 months

“I’ve got you, my darling, darling Crowley; I’ve got you,” Aziraphale whispered as he clutched the trembling gardener as close to him as was possible. @ZivilzzAlt ✨

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8 months

If you think it's okay to harass someone because they're making art or writing fic you don't like, please unfollow me now. What has happened with Aneh is so incredibly wrong. I'm here if anyone is being targeted or harassed & needs to vent or needs support. You're safe with me.

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9 months

This is my Roman Empire; what happened between 1793 and 1827? What all transpired so that the angel put his hands on the demon with such surety, so protectively, without a second thought? What happened that fostered that beautiful intimacy that we see this entire flashback?

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5 months

@CamilleCailloux @Qiuxunzi I ACTUALLY CANNOT HANDLE HOW CONTENT CROWLEY LOOKS HERE AND AZIRAPHALE TOO AND HIS WITTLE FINGER WHERE CROWLEY’S SHIRT ID OPEN I CNSKXNSNDNFBD 😭😭😭 AND THE WAY THEIR NOSES FIT TOGETHER IFNSLXNSBD

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@depraved_dame

9 months

This is how hungrily Crowley kisses Aziraphale when they’re reunited; he’s ravenous, his hands roam all over him, grasping and touching and caressing the angel with abandon, clinging to with a desperate strength. He kisses him like he’ll disappear, and he’s urgently whispering:

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@depraved_dame

8 months

Such a delicate, almost awed touch. Accepting something so dangerous from the hand of the one he adores; he handles this vital moment with the reverence it deserves. His hands are as beautiful as the moment itself.

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8 months

Look me in the eye and tell me with a straight face that he is not a Dom, tell me that Aziraphale isn’t OOZING Dominant energy here, I’ll fucking wait.

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10 months

@azirascrowley This is one of my favorite aspects of the two of them, he can’t rake his eyes off his angel experiencing pleasure but he can only watch from a distance even though he yearns to be the source of that pleasure ugh someone sedate me

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4 months

@CamilleCailloux I’m so done

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@depraved_dame

9 months

Crowley’s startled yelp dies in his throat as he’s slammed into the wall behind him with a crushing force; the iron hand around his neck squeezes more, too much. “Who are you?” the Supreme Archangel snarls, violet eyes crazed, teeth bared as he tightens his grip even more.

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@depraved_dame

9 months

Beth / Catherine !•👻•🧼🤛

@Bevanass

9 months

i want him tied up and powerless

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9 months

Oh this is the best day of my life

michael sheen 💙

@michaelsheen

9 months

@goldomens Well the scene is scripted of course but Az putting his hand on the thin dark Duke like that is me, I believe.

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7 months

Crowley misses the angel's hands. He tries not to think about them; he's tried so, so hard to banish them from his mind. He doesn't think about how Aziraphale would hold a cup of tea and the way his index and middle finger would hook inside the handle.

Fangirling Art

@ArtFangirling

7 months

Sore fantasies

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6 months

🥀 Vine Slips of a Strange God 📿 Priest Aziraphale & Gardener Crowley Human AU Master Thread 🍃 Slowwwww burn featuring (so far): Inner Dialogues, Sacrilege kink, D/s, BDSM, Sugar Daddy/baby, traumatic pasts, lots of intense smut and even more intense angst. start here ⤵️

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6 months

“Go on, darling, tell me what you learned today; I know you were listening to me like a good boy, yes?” “A-angel, hnnng—” “Or were you daydreaming of debauchery instead? I know I was; nearly impossible to spread the word of God while you sit there spreading your legs for me—”

ZivilzzAlt 📿🥀

@ZivilzzAlt

6 months

Wont be able to draw till late like I always do, so here is a lil self indulgent piece from the Lovely Priest/Gardener AU. ✨

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9 months

@PUNKCR0WLEY I love how he bravely and gingerly makes the move towards the angel. Silently asking. He’d never ask explicitly, he’d never ask for anything since the Fall, but the ache in his heart and draw towards Aziraphale is stronger than his fear of voicing his needs.

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9 months

noneofmythoughtsareinthebible noneofmythoughtsareinthebible noneofmythoughtsareinthebible noneofmythoughtsareinthebible noneofmythoughtsareinthebible noneofmythoughtsareinthebible—

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7 months

"My dear boy, here's no reason I couldn't *help* you with certain things, when it comes to finances." "Don't play with me, Father, I know you're not familiar with the concept of *sugaring*." "You'd be surprised, my dear." Crowley spluttered & tried to suppress a coughing fit.

Unhinged AO3 tags🪦🕊️

@unhingedA03

7 months

what's better than a sugar daddy? a priest sugar daddy

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4 months

@CamilleCailloux …Aziraphale bridal carrying Crowley is all I need in my life ever 😭

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8 months

Good morning lovelies, I’m thinking about how this is literally Crowley kneeling in front of Aziraphale I don’t make the fucking rules

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@depraved_dame

8 months

Goodnight, my dears; let me leave you with what is quite possibly the best ao3 tag ever. Sleep tight ❤️

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@depraved_dame

8 months

@smol_ghosts Then he catches himself and is like WELP

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8 months

In 1827, hair jewelry was nearing the height of its popularity. These pieces of jewelry featuring intricately woven hair of a loved one were worn in mourning or as friendship or love tokens. I like to believe Crowley and Aziraphale exchanged hair jewelry in Edinburgh that night.

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@CamilleCailloux YOU WILL LET ME HONOR YOUR WINGS YES ANGEL COMMANDING AZIRAPHALE AND OBEDIENT CROWLEY IS ALL I WANTED FOR CHRISTMAS THANK YOU SO MUCH

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7 months

Unhinged AO3 tags🪦🕊️

@unhingedA03

7 months

babygirl is nothing more than a cum dumpster ( said babygirl is a middle aged man)

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9 months

🚏

@juyuzy

10 months

good morning angel i’ve left two mcdonalds hashbrowns in your enclosure

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10 months

This but also never not thinking about Crowley returning to the church to retrieve the eagle lectern, he is so romantic and sentimental

kaz

@azirascrowley

10 months

never not thinking about this statue in crowley’s flat and “are you certain that they’re wrestling?”

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10 months

“I cannot fix on the hour, or the spot, or the look, or the words, which laid the foundation. It is too long ago. I was in the middle before I knew that I had begun”

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7 months

Lover’s Eye jewelry was popular in 18th c. Europe, especially England. They were miniature portraits of eyes painted on ivory and worn as brooches, rings, pendants, etc. They usually depicted the eye of a lover, and were worn by all genders. Perhaps Crowley & Aziraphale had them?

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3 months

female dennis reynolds

@FlVESTARWOMAN

1 year

we need girlfail barbie and catholic guilt ken

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6 months

@CamilleCailloux ME PRAYING EVERY DAY FOR THESE ADVENT POSTS

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8 months

There are so many haphazard thoughts sprinting through his overwhelmed mind as Aziraphale places trembling fingers over his lips, but the most prevalent, the loudest, most incessant thought is an urgent 'do it again, do it again, do it again'.

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7 months

He's really done an excellent job of keeping his mind clear, Crowley muses inwardly as he desperately fucks himself open with his fingers. He's sharply focused on the sensation of how good it feels just to feel good; there's no reason he shouldn't luxuriate in his pleasure.

Fangirling Art

@ArtFangirling

7 months

Sore fantasies

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8 months

Crowley showing his eyes here is so important. It's been 79 years since he's set foot in the bookshop; I imagine when it opened in 1800, he grew comfortable removing them rather quickly, but this? After 8 DECADES of not speaking? The trust is STILL there. He still feels SAFE.

EVERY Line of Good Omens 2

@everygo2line

8 months

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8 months

Aziraphale is so fabulously flirtatious and demurely slutty here, I will never get over it. We all know what happens off screen.

swirly ☥ #DeadBoyDetectives era

@swirlingthings

9 months

honourable mention to finding out what happened after “lift home?”. waited four years to see this car journey and was not disappointed lmao

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5 months

[safe.] @ZivilzzAlt ✨

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9 months

izzy

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9 months

i wanna wear aziraphales halo like a choker

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6 months

OH WE ARE SO TALKING ABOUT GOOD OMENS FIC LATER LOOK WHAT MY COWORKER GOT ME WE ARE SO BACK

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@depraved_dame

8 months

Like he is PULLING that demon into his side I’m so sick like I will NEVER move on from this moment, I will never get over the angel manhandling his demon

crowley ♱ iwtv spoilers

@prefallcrowley

8 months

10 weeks since THE waist grab.

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9 months

@swirlingthings I imagine him saying “oh, isn’t she gorgeous!”unprompted once he sees it and Crowley’s heart just going insane hearing that. He wants Aziraphale’s validation so badly and him liking the car is just 🥹🥹

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@depraved_dame

6 months

@CamilleCailloux THE LAWSUITS KEEP PILING UP CAMILLE—

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@depraved_dame

10 months

WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT THIS ENOUGH! He truly thinks Aziraphale is adorable, he’s flabbergasted at the thought that the angel could even think of himself as anything but cute!

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@depraved_dame

5 months

✨ @ZivilzzAlt

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@depraved_dame

9 months

He really can’t help himself around his Thin Dark Duke.

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@depraved_dame

9 months

The serpentine way that Crowley undulates his back and hips in an ‘s’ movement while slamming into Aziraphale pussy first is something I will never fucking get over

𝓨𝓾𝓻𝓲 𝓖𝓸𝓭𝓭𝓮𝓼𝓼

@youryurigoddess

9 months

Does Crowley actually bounce off Aziraphale here? Like, with his waist and hips?

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5 months

@CamilleCailloux ME FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE THANKS SO MUCH!

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6 months

@CamilleCailloux HE JUST WANTED TO GIVE CROWLEY BACK HIS STARS YOU CANT DO THIS CAMILLE YOU CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT AND ON MY BIRTHDAY????

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@depraved_dame

1 month

Never getting over this photo actually.

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6 months

THE FIRST LETTERS OF THE SONGS SPELL SEASON THREE

Good Omens

@GoodOmensPrime

6 months

Hello Good Omens Fandom, you have landed on the nice list for the holidays: we present the Aziraphale & Crowley Angelic Playlist.

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9 months

Aziraphale braiding Crowley’s hair. Crowley making cocoa for Aziraphale. Aziraphale painting Crowley’s nails. Crowley restoring books for Aziraphale. Aziraphale reading to Crowley. Crowley bringing Aziraphale flowers. Aziraphale taking Crowley’s glasses off to clean them—

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@depraved_dame

8 months

@angelleisabelll Girl got a keratin treatment

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@depraved_dame

6 months

Aziraphale holds onto Crowley desperately for a few seconds; for a moment, that angel let his facade slip, and he clung to that demon the way he’d been aching to do. He leans into that kiss for a fraction of a second before remembering he’s being watched; then he pulls back.

EVERY Line of Good Omens 2

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6 months

Neil Gaiman on tumblr

Unhinged AO3 tags🪦🕊️

@unhingedA03

6 months

i want the two middle aged men to sandwich me

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7 months

ꨄ

@lostaffections

7 months

hey, calm down, starlight. eyes on me, okay? everything will be fine.

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8 months

“Hello, angel.” Crowley steps between Aziraphale’s legs & the angel’s arms encircle him. “Hello, my dear demon,” Aziraphale whispers as Crowley throws a leg over the angel’s thigh to straddle it, “is it that kind of morning, my love?” “It’s always that kind of morning with you.”

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5 months

“Ready, my dear Crowley?” Aziraphale asked. He had to bite back a heartbroken whimper at the sight of ethereal eyes that were not quite free of torment peering up at him as the gardener murmured, “‘m ready, angel.” He started driving with more care than ever before. @ZivilzzAlt

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9 months

Aziraphale helping Crowley breathe through panic attacks. Crowley making endless cups of tea to soothe Aziraphale’s nerves. Aziraphale gently urging Crowley to drink water after he’s cried for hours in his arms. Crowley never leaving Aziraphale’s bedside on days he feels frozen—

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5 months

He took a few steps before he exhaled, and as he did, the gardener exhaled, too, like he’d been holding his breath with the priest. Aziraphale grazed his cheek along Crowley’s forehead, the ghost of a smile tugging at his lips as he shepherded his lamb to safety. @ZivilzzAlt ✨

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