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food, cities, tea at @vittlesmagazine . dms open or email at jonathandnunn @gmail .com (he/him)

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Jonathan Nunn
3 years
four tiers jeremy? four? that’s insane
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Jonathan Nunn
3 years
i can’t believe we’re at the stage of british politics where the prime minister is admitting he’s shit and correctly berating the leader of the opposition for not appropriately recognising how shit he is
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3 years
Boris Johnson says Marcus Rashford is doing a more “effective job by comparison" to Keir Starmer, in holding the government to account.
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Jonathan Nunn
3 years
well well well well well
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Jonathan Nunn
3 years
all the boomers trying to post “back in our day we didn’t have phones or apps, we just went outside and talked to people” but they can’t because facebook is down
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3 years
important to remember that not only was cressida dick responsible for the operation that killed jean charles de menezes but that the cover up was so immediate and amplified by the media that lots of people still believe he jumped the gates. they will always protect their own.
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2 years
we urgently need to ban restaurant critics from writing about peckham
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3 years
@MattHancock sacked for the crime of loving ass too much - this could have been any one of us. rest easy king 👑
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Jonathan Nunn
3 years
italy vs england is so rich with historical context. catholicism vs the reformation. ragu alla bolognese vs spag bol. gino d’acampo vs the guy gino d’acampo burgled
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3 years
every londoner ever: please can you make the northern line easier to use? tfl:
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Jonathan Nunn
3 years
it was quite clear that sally rooney wasn’t refusing to have her books translated into hebrew (which would obviously be bad) but boycotting one specific publisher, and the way people have reported it is really misleading
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Jonathan Nunn
3 years
i know this tweet is obviously incredibly stupid but there’s also this insidious idea from the likes of embery that anyone from cultures where all these ingredients are commonplace can’t possibly be working class
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Jonathan Nunn
3 years
the people of hartlepool only voted for jeremy corbyn in 2017 and 2019 so they could make their jeremy corbyn protest vote more effective in 2021
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3 years
made some pasta but forgot to retain some of the cooking water. dinner ruined. threw it all in the bin. family crying.
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Jonathan Nunn
3 years
i don’t think i’ve seen one person actually try to counter judith butler’s (clearly articulated) point which is that anti-trans ideology is at the forefront of fascism worldwide and many gc feminists have allied with/been co-opted by them. those are two incontrovertible facts.
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Jonathan Nunn
3 years
the european super league
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man of bible
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so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement
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3 years
british christmas carols: 1st verse: we wish you a merry christmas chorus: good will generally to all men 2nd verse: we want figgy pudding 3rd verse: where is the figgy pudding? 4th verse: threat of collective action if figgy pudding isn’t served
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Jonathan Nunn
3 years
the suzanne moore "my cancellation hell" tour of 2020/2021 dates have been announced 25/11 - Daily Mail 26/11 - Unherd 1/12 - Daily Telegraph 4/12 - New Statesman 12/12 - The Spectator 17/12 - Quilette 30/12 - Question Time 3/1 - Joe Rogan Experience 9/1 - The Guardian (again)
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Jonathan Nunn
3 years
i wrote about peckham - not the peckham of artisan pasta joints and small plates, but the peckham of ugandan and filipino bbq, kenkey and fish, yams, kebab rolls, tamales on industrial estates and some of the best regional nigerian food in the city
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3 years
food writers should be banned from describing things as “like crack” unless they’ve smoked crack
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3 years
for the last 10 years i've been using my lunch break to eat at every reasonably priced restaurant, cafe and takeaway in a 15 minute radius of oxford circus station that isn't pret. for @vittleslondon , here's 99 of those places to improve your lunch break.
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Jonathan Nunn
3 years
this is some kind of fever dream
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Jonathan Nunn
2 years
sir,,,this is literally a wendy’s
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Jonathan Nunn
3 years
the stations of the cross as dril tweets. 1. jesus is condemned to death
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AH. ONCE AGAIN IM RAKED THRU THE COALS AND TORTURED TO DEATH FOR HAVING A NORMAL PERSONS OPINON. FUCK OFF
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Jonathan Nunn
3 years
every single day a new detail comes out about that bbc article that shows it violated every editorial code in the book. yet it’s still up there, there’s been no apology and no one has been sacked.
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Jonathan Nunn
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i care about the downing street party to the extent that i think it’s the quickest, most efficient and, most importantly, the funniest way to get a load of dipshit politicians and journalists to simultaneously resign
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Jonathan Nunn
3 years
this is legitimately the first keir starmer policy i have seen
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Labour leader @Keir_Starmer told ITV there is "no alternative" to the death of Geronimo the alpaca.
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How my love of wild water swimming dislodged the Suez Canal boat, by me in The Guardian
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3 years
it is now 'woke' to not come into work if you're feeling ill
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Jonathan Nunn
2 years
bookmarking this tweet for when kuenssberg becomes the tory party’s head of comms in a months time
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Wes Streeting MP
2 years
The highest compliment I can pay Laura is that after 7 years in the BBC’s top political job, with countless hours on screen and many conversations off-screen, I have no idea what her personal political views are or how she votes in a general election. A true professional.
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Jonathan Nunn
3 years
tofish and chips - completely vegan, with a layer of nori on the bottom for those who miss fried fish skin
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Jonathan Nunn
3 years
this is genuinely unhinged discourse considering 1) this is about a child and 2) it’s not real, it’s an advert
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Jonathan Nunn
3 years
michael gove, matt hancock, sarah vine and the queen all about to have hot girl summers
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so long suckers! i rev up my big boat and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely horizontal on the suez canal
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Jonathan Nunn
3 years
your periodic reminder that ricky gervais only ever had one show truly cancelled, and he cancelled it himself after getting bodied by garry shandling
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Ricky Gervais suggests The Office would not get made now due to cancel culture and political correctness
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3 years
he’s running
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Jonathan Nunn
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“especially as it demonstrated a lack of Labour Socialist values”
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Jonathan Nunn
3 years
no idea why there’s gammon discourse on the tl so late but it’s a good excuse to post the greatest food tweet of all time
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Jonathan Nunn
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squirtle, wartortle, blastoise
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Jonathan Nunn
3 years
here's where i'm at with the three lions discourse
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Jonathan Nunn
3 years
i’m in whitechapel and i’ve just ordered a ferraro rocher naan
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for the last 6 months i’ve been working as a uber eats courier to investigate how delivery is irreversibly changing our concept of the restaurant, our eating habits, and even work itself. i wrote it up in a long read for @1843mag
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Jonathan Nunn
3 years
liberals thinking they can give the far right publicity to own themselves but actually just literally giving them money is a gigantic metaphor for something
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Carole Cadwalladr
3 years
OMG. I am dying. I am deceased. The greatest £63 I have ever spent.
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Jonathan Nunn
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imagine inventing a tier system that divides the entire spectrum of conceivable events into three distinct categories, only to make a new tier to describe the unforeseen way you’ve fucked it
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Jonathan Nunn
2 years
fried egg in a roti, i know, i know it’s serious
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Robert Peston
3 years
Or maybe the angle of the mirror just means it looks as though the cable is going straight down when in life it’s at an angle. I am just trying to work out if that’s physically (as in physics) possible.
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i’m just glad gunnersaurus isn’t alive to see today
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Jonathan Nunn
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looks like left shitposting twitter user “tightassandronicus52” has more accurate political analysis than ian dunt, yet again
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Jonathan Nunn
2 years
please rise for the national anthem: this photo of some masala fish and chips i just ate
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i wrote something for waitrose magazine with the sole aim of securing a lifetime supply of encona for my mum
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2 years
imagine going though all that effort into chirpsing a girl during a pandemic and then being dunked on by tim farron
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Tim Farron
2 years
Just dimmed the lights and brought out my digital piano… and my wife is now on the phone to her solicitor
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Jonathan Nunn
3 years
there's a particular inhumanity and cruelty in slicing and portioning off things as basic as fruit, vegetables and cheese. as if to say, not only do we not trust you enough to give you the money to buy food, but we don't even trust you with the food.
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2 years
16 minutes apart
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2 years
you can kind of see coren trying not to be racist here and then pratfalling into simultaneously being classist, fatphobic and horrendously racist simultaneously
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Jonathan Nunn
3 years
this you?
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Ian Dunt
3 years
Scenes in Bristol very depressing. You shouldn't attack cops. You shouldn't attack anyone, ever, for any reason.
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Jonathan Nunn
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political journalists spend too much time talking about 'the red wall' and not enough talking about 'redwall', the series of books about woodland creatures living in an abbey written by brian jacques
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Jonathan Nunn
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keir starmer when he enters jenny chapman’s office
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defending all the offensive tweets about prince philip by simply rebranding them as “gaffes”
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Jonathan Nunn
2 years
lots of people asking me to name them - they’re all googleable but i think the focus on individuals obscures how widespread this type of writing is and how it’s a part of an ecosystem that includes editors, business owners, property developers etc. but the first one is coren lol
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Jonathan Nunn
3 years
If the teachers didn’t give you the A level results you were hoping for, don’t worry. I got a C and 2Us and I spend my time getting paid to write reactionary columns that uphold Rupert Murdoch’s interests and punching people because I didn’t get the right lunch.
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