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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)

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The get outside girl // TradFi turned DeFi // Marketing & Comms Overlord contributing to @HxroNetwork // Advisor @ThePepperDEX // @moonwalkfitness lover

Joined November 2013
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
17 days
Excited to rep @RealHxroLabs @HxroNetwork and talk memecoins with ๐Ÿ @joemccann @cryptolosophy (+ mod @realDannyNelson ๐Ÿ‘‘) at @consensus2024 ! Regardless of how silly memecoin mania looks at the surface, memetic desire is a significant factor in building and maintainingโ€ฆ
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
2 months
Found her
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
5 months
If youโ€™re ever feeling lost or lacking in motivation and purpose, watch Season 2 Episode 7 of The Bear Without question one of the best episodes of a show ever made Every Second Counts
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
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The Verge
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Breaking: OpenAI board in discussions with Sam Altman to return as CEO
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
3 years
If OnlyFans ever decided to IPO, what would its ticker be? $SIMP?
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
4 years
RIP to yet another person I went to college with ๐Ÿ˜ž Sheโ€™s not dead, just a forex trader on Instagram
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
2 years
Grown men will literally live like this and think that itโ€™s ok
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
3 months
You are not โ€œin the trenchesโ€ You are in Microsoft Excel
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
1 month
Fuck
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
4 months
As someone who used to spend all day every day selling ETFs and other financial products to traditional money managers of all shapes and sizes, I can promise you one thing Even if bullish, most of you are drastically underestimating the long-run impact of crypto ETF approvals
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
4 months
You are not โ€œin a bull marketโ€ You are 30 years old You are in a fight for your life
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
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โ€œSo first, I skipped leg day...โ€
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
2 years
Get outside
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
3 years
OnlyFans be like OnlyKidding
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
2 years
โ€œThe market will regulate itselfโ€ The market:
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
3 years
You simply cannot make this stuff up
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
17 days
Women don't need to watch Crypto Fight Night to see grown men get tired after a single 3-minute round
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
2 years
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
3 years
Shots at 21 vs. shots at 23:
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
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Itโ€™s like watching Jordan in his prime
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@blknoiz06
Ansem ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
2 months
โ€œHey, my friend over there thinks youโ€™re cuteโ€ The friend:
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
2 years
RIP to yet another person I went to college with ๐Ÿ˜ž Heโ€™s not dead, he just mansplained crypto to me after I told him what I do for work
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
5 months
Imagine scrolling Twitter and seeing your ex use you as clickbait that blames you for destroying his wealth๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
3 years
Sure sex is good, but have you ever used a small medical device to perform 240 different tests from a single drop of blood?
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
3 years
Deleting my dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way; subliminal messaging via Twitter
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
5 months
This has to be so freeing. Canโ€™t imagine.
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
3 years
Ladies, if he is: - Overly obtuse - Sensitive to the assumptions that you make - Difficult to determine the true value of (& this value is often exaggerated) - Utterly wrong in every way most of the time Heโ€™s not your man, heโ€™s a discounted cash flow valuation
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
3 years
I think I just met @greg16676935420 irl
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
3 years
Bitcoin... thatโ€™s hot.
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
3 years
Ladies and gentlemen... the selloff
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
6 days
NASA recently found signs of possible city lights on a planet 47 light-years away I wonder what the cost of living is over there
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
3 years
Thank you to Molly for over 14 years of adding nothing but pure love and happiness to my life. Just wish that I couldโ€™ve been there for you today in person. Humans simply do not deserve dogs. RIP.โค๏ธ
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
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Yeah Iโ€™m into BDSM, why do you ask
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
1 year
โ€œHave you ever worked in or studied finance?โ€ โ€œBarely.โ€ โ€œCan you define duration risk for me?โ€ โ€œNo. And I know nothing about investing.โ€ โ€œWell, you must know something given your nonstop tweeting about SVB.โ€ โ€œI know what I want to believe and what I โ€ฆ
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
3 years
Is it possible to have PTSD from corporate America? Asking for myself
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
4 months
This is quite literally the last thing that reply guys need to be seeing
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
3 years
RIP to yet another girl that I grew up with๐Ÿ˜ฃ... Sheโ€™s not dead, she just joined a *pyramid scheme. *Multi-level Marketing firm
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
3 years
Anyone can commit securities fraud. What makes you legendary is doing it twice.
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Jordan Belfort
3 years
Anyone can get rich once. What makes you legendary is doing it twice.
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
1 year
Deleting dating apps so I can meet someone the old fashioned way: in my 10-person multi-million dollar property shared with coworkers in the Bahamas
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
4 years
Finally changed my Twitter handle, hope it makes at least one of you laugh
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
3 years
If Lehman Brothers was called Lehman Sisters instead this never would have happened
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
5 months
Another clip for the start of a new week Attention to detail Structure Every Second Counts
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
1 year
At a gala and will have a drink for every like this post gets
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
2 years
Absolutely delusional that anyone would try comparing this to 2008
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
4 months
Maybe it's obvious. But just in case it's not, allow me to get your wheels turning. Chew on this... per @ThinkAdvisor : The Registered Investment Advisory industry (to be clear - this DOES NOT EVEN INCLUDE assets managed by massive broker-dealer firms, or a lionshares of theโ€ฆ
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
4 years
@tobydoyhowell Saying less and listening more Asking a lot of questions Admitting when you donโ€™t know something Admitting when youโ€™re wrong and change your POV on a topic Using your resources/ asking for help instead in of figuring everything out on your own
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
3 years
People with large social media followings and zero investment experience shilling investments to their impressionable audiences
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Ramp Capital
3 years
What feels illegal in finance but isnโ€™t?
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
3 years
Californians when the weather drops below 70 be like
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
30 days
I AM LOGGING OFF FOREVER PLEASE GOD MAKE IT STOP ALSO I AM NOT HIS GF
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
3 years
Paris is beautiful this time of year!
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
1 month
Send $WIF to zero with haste Sorry @blknoiz06
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
3 years
Shoutout to @lexfridman who is one of the only people on earth that Iโ€™d ever listen to for a 2-3 hour podcast
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
10 days
Crypto Bahamas was two years ago btw What a stamp in time
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
3 years
Somebody pls get this man a new shtick, Iโ€™m bored
@wolfofwallst
Jordan Belfort
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My name is Jordan Belfort. Iโ€™m a former member of the middle class raised by two accountants in a tiny apartment in Bayside, Queens. The year I turned 26, as the head of my own brokerage firm, I made $49 million, which really pissed me off because it was 3 shy of a million a week
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
3 years
Hi @BillGates if youโ€™re interested in a girlfriend / caretaker, please DM. Per my resume, Iโ€™m proficient in Word, Excel, & PowerPoint. I have diamond hands, and hands well suited for diamonds.๐Ÿ˜‰ I love to spend money, so I could even run your foundation. XOXO DeadCaitGates ๐Ÿ’‹
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
4 years
Please stop whatever youโ€™re doing and look at my dogs
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@DanManCarney For me that period of life is called โ€œIโ€™ve had enough drinks to forget about my asthmaโ€
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
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A dating app for people who work in crypto called Pump and Dump
@staringispolite
Jonathan Howard
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A dating app for people who are nice to each other called Tender
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
3 years
A live shot of me working from home... RIP to my spine
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
3 years
Find someone who loves you as much as men in finance love golf
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
1 year
Hot take: Donโ€™t work from 22-29, thereโ€™s too much to lose. Your love life will thank you.
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
3 years
Because my non-nerdy Instagram followers will never understand this shirt like yโ€™all do. Shouts to my fellow nerds. SatoSHE
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
3 years
People truly be like, โ€œI hate capitalismโ€ - Sent from my iPhone
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
3 months
The hustle porn people will never tell you this but taking time to yourself is crucial for longevity and mental health Bringing friends along is a bonus!
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
3 years
Caption this
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
2 years
Say it louder for ppl in the back @kylascan
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
2 years
Itโ€™s kind of sad how much of a difference it makes career-wise in finance if youโ€™re able to talk about sports
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
4 months
Sheโ€™s my aunt
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
1 month
The Michelin star chefs did not give me food poisoning you guys Iโ€™m fairly confident
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3 years
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
2 years
Tax szn soon comeโ€ฆ find professional help.
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
2 years
Itโ€™s brutal out here Just when I thought my guy @ParikPatelCFA was done with ratioing me
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
1 month
One of the most perfect burgers Iโ€™ve ever had
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
2 months
SOMEONE JUST SCREAMED โ€œNICE NATURALSโ€ AT ME AS I WALKED DOWN THE STREET THANKS SYDNEY SWEENEY ?
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
4 years
Imagine willingly working in compliance. Like, do you hate yourself??
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
1 year
When people ignore all the red flags
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
3 years
Men will literally try calling the market top repeatedly, at the first sign of any negative sentiment, instead of going to therapy.
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
3 years
Ladies and gentlemen... the sell-off.
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
3 years
Are people finally realizing that it's boring? *ducks*
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
2 years
1/ Very excited to announce that Iโ€™ve joined the team at @RealHxroLabs as their new Head of Marketing and Communications!
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
4 months
Thinking fast๐Ÿ’จ and slow๐Ÿค” Follow-up commentary on questions Iโ€™ve received about #BTC ETF approvals๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป How it works: To create new shares of the ETF, cash is sent to the fund itself. Once the fund receives cash it will purchase #Bitcoin ย  ASAP. So, any net flows into a spot ETF =โ€ฆ
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
4 months
As someone who used to spend all day every day selling ETFs and other financial products to traditional money managers of all shapes and sizes, I can promise you one thing Even if bullish, most of you are drastically underestimating the long-run impact of crypto ETF approvals
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
2 years
Consistently publishing content is hard. Being on video daily is hard. Trying to remember what youโ€™re talking about without a script while youโ€™re still learning for yourself? Hard. Enjoy my blooper reel from the last ~month. Itโ€™s mostly me swearing, sorry in advance to my mom๐Ÿ˜‚
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
1 month
@TLEbirdarchist COPE SLURPING RAW SLOP ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
2 years
Wait stay calm everyoneโ€ฆ he has carrots
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
29 days
Wake up Open Twitter See a bunch of people who hate themselves calling me fat and ugly Exit Twitter Remember that closing this app is always a choice ๐Ÿ˜‚ Time for my daily walk and lifting sesh. Going to be a good day!
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
2 years
Crazy to think about how many people of average intelligence Iโ€™ve seen successfully convince others to think theyโ€™re brilliant solely based on their being well spoken. And how many gigabrains Iโ€™ve met that people wonโ€™t listen to because they canโ€™t effectively communicate.
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
2 years
Hey, we saw you from across the metaverse and really liked your vibe
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
2 years
Iโ€™m assembling a team
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
3 years
Itโ€™s way too early for this
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
4 years
22 years on this planet and I have yet to come up with a good response to โ€œwhatโ€™s up?โ€
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
1 year
"SoLaNa Is DeAd" Mid-๐Ÿปmarket, community-driven Solana Hackathon:
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
1 year
2015 ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป Today โœŒ๐Ÿผ Modern medicine is so fucking cool Surgically implanted contact lens โœ… Lasik โœ… For as long as I can remember Iโ€™ve stressed about my vision. Forced dependency on contacts and glasses from a young age (high prescription, -8 in both eyes. Like, couldnโ€™t seeโ€ฆ
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
4 years
I donโ€™t often reach this level of pettiness but I predict that, one of these days, Iโ€™m going to get tired enough of the disgusting DMs I get from male financial โ€œprofessionalsโ€ to blast them all on the timeline. Itโ€™s not that hard to not be a pig, I promise.
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
2 years
Tweets about abortion rights โžก๏ธ immediately loses followers Would rather lose followers than my bodily autonomy -- thanks for showing yourselves out!
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
1 year
Twitterโ€™s last remaining dev
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
3 years
Due to unforeseen circumstances, my summer body will be postponed until 2022
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
9 months
They were onto something here ngl
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
4 months
Iโ€™m the perfect plus one in that I could talk to a brick wall if needed
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
4 years
Life is too short to spend time with people who suck the happiness out of you
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
3 years
OnlyFans? More like LonelyFans
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Caitlin Cook ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ (โœ–๏ธ,โœ–๏ธ)
4 years
Me: I really want to lose weight, time to get HEALTHY Also me, when put under the slightest amount of stress:
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