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The get outside girl // TradFi turned DeFi // Marketing & Comms Overlord contributing to @HxroNetwork // @moonwalkfitness lover

Joined November 2013
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
25 days
Excited to rep @RealHxroLabs @HxroNetwork and talk memecoins with 🐐 @joemccann @cryptolosophy (+ mod @realDannyNelson πŸ‘‘) at @consensus2024 ! Regardless of how silly memecoin mania looks at the surface, memetic desire is a significant factor in building and maintaining…
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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Found her
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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If you’re ever feeling lost or lacking in motivation and purpose, watch Season 2 Episode 7 of The Bear Without question one of the best episodes of a show ever made Every Second Counts
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The Verge
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Breaking: OpenAI board in discussions with Sam Altman to return as CEO
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
3 years
If OnlyFans ever decided to IPO, what would its ticker be? $SIMP?
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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RIP to yet another person I went to college with 😞 She’s not dead, just a forex trader on Instagram
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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Grown men will literally live like this and think that it’s ok
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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You are not β€œin the trenches” You are in Microsoft Excel
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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Fuck
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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As someone who used to spend all day every day selling ETFs and other financial products to traditional money managers of all shapes and sizes, I can promise you one thing Even if bullish, most of you are drastically underestimating the long-run impact of crypto ETF approvals
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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You are not β€œin a bull market” You are 30 years old You are in a fight for your life
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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β€œSo first, I skipped leg day...”
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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Get outside
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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OnlyFans be like OnlyKidding
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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β€œThe market will regulate itself” The market:
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
3 years
You simply cannot make this stuff up
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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Women don't need to watch Crypto Fight Night to see grown men get tired after a single 3-minute round
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
3 years
Shots at 21 vs. shots at 23:
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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It’s like watching Jordan in his prime
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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β€œHey, my friend over there thinks you’re cute” The friend:
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
2 years
RIP to yet another person I went to college with 😞 He’s not dead, he just mansplained crypto to me after I told him what I do for work
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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Imagine scrolling Twitter and seeing your ex use you as clickbait that blames you for destroying his wealth😩
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
3 years
Sure sex is good, but have you ever used a small medical device to perform 240 different tests from a single drop of blood?
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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Deleting my dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way; subliminal messaging via Twitter
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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This has to be so freeing. Can’t imagine.
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
3 years
Ladies, if he is: - Overly obtuse - Sensitive to the assumptions that you make - Difficult to determine the true value of (& this value is often exaggerated) - Utterly wrong in every way most of the time He’s not your man, he’s a discounted cash flow valuation
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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I think I just met @greg16676935420 irl
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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Bitcoin... that’s hot.
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
3 years
Ladies and gentlemen... the selloff
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NASA recently found signs of possible city lights on a planet 47 light-years away I wonder what the cost of living is over there
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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Thank you to Molly for over 14 years of adding nothing but pure love and happiness to my life. Just wish that I could’ve been there for you today in person. Humans simply do not deserve dogs. RIP.❀️
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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Yeah I’m into BDSM, why do you ask
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β€œHave you ever worked in or studied finance?” β€œBarely.” β€œCan you define duration risk for me?” β€œNo. And I know nothing about investing.” β€œWell, you must know something given your nonstop tweeting about SVB.” β€œI know what I want to believe and what I …
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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Is it possible to have PTSD from corporate America? Asking for myself
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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This is quite literally the last thing that reply guys need to be seeing
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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RIP to yet another girl that I grew up with😣... She’s not dead, she just joined a *pyramid scheme. *Multi-level Marketing firm
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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Anyone can commit securities fraud. What makes you legendary is doing it twice.
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Jordan Belfort
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Anyone can get rich once. What makes you legendary is doing it twice.
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
2 years
Deleting dating apps so I can meet someone the old fashioned way: in my 10-person multi-million dollar property shared with coworkers in the Bahamas
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
4 years
Finally changed my Twitter handle, hope it makes at least one of you laugh
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
3 years
If Lehman Brothers was called Lehman Sisters instead this never would have happened
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
6 months
Another clip for the start of a new week Attention to detail Structure Every Second Counts
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
1 year
At a gala and will have a drink for every like this post gets
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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Absolutely delusional that anyone would try comparing this to 2008
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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Maybe it's obvious. But just in case it's not, allow me to get your wheels turning. Chew on this... per @ThinkAdvisor : The Registered Investment Advisory industry (to be clear - this DOES NOT EVEN INCLUDE assets managed by massive broker-dealer firms, or a lionshares of the…
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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@tobydoyhowell Saying less and listening more Asking a lot of questions Admitting when you don’t know something Admitting when you’re wrong and change your POV on a topic Using your resources/ asking for help instead in of figuring everything out on your own
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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People with large social media followings and zero investment experience shilling investments to their impressionable audiences
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Ramp Capital
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What feels illegal in finance but isn’t?
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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Paris is beautiful this time of year!
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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I AM LOGGING OFF FOREVER PLEASE GOD MAKE IT STOP ALSO I AM NOT HIS GF
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
3 years
Californians when the weather drops below 70 be like
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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Send $WIF to zero with haste Sorry @blknoiz06
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
3 years
Shoutout to @lexfridman who is one of the only people on earth that I’d ever listen to for a 2-3 hour podcast
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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Crypto Bahamas was two years ago btw What a stamp in time
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
3 years
Somebody pls get this man a new shtick, I’m bored
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Jordan Belfort
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My name is Jordan Belfort. I’m a former member of the middle class raised by two accountants in a tiny apartment in Bayside, Queens. The year I turned 26, as the head of my own brokerage firm, I made $49 million, which really pissed me off because it was 3 shy of a million a week
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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Hi @BillGates if you’re interested in a girlfriend / caretaker, please DM. Per my resume, I’m proficient in Word, Excel, & PowerPoint. I have diamond hands, and hands well suited for diamonds.πŸ˜‰ I love to spend money, so I could even run your foundation. XOXO DeadCaitGates πŸ’‹
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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Please stop whatever you’re doing and look at my dogs
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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@DanManCarney For me that period of life is called β€œI’ve had enough drinks to forget about my asthma”
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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A dating app for people who work in crypto called Pump and Dump
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A dating app for people who are nice to each other called Tender
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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A live shot of me working from home... RIP to my spine
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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Find someone who loves you as much as men in finance love golf
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
1 year
Hot take: Don’t work from 22-29, there’s too much to lose. Your love life will thank you.
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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Because my non-nerdy Instagram followers will never understand this shirt like y’all do. Shouts to my fellow nerds. SatoSHE
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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People truly be like, β€œI hate capitalism” - Sent from my iPhone
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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The hustle porn people will never tell you this but taking time to yourself is crucial for longevity and mental health Bringing friends along is a bonus!
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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Caption this
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
2 years
Say it louder for ppl in the back @kylascan
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
2 years
It’s kind of sad how much of a difference it makes career-wise in finance if you’re able to talk about sports
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She’s my aunt
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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The Michelin star chefs did not give me food poisoning you guys I’m fairly confident
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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Tax szn soon come… find professional help.
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It’s brutal out here Just when I thought my guy @ParikPatelCFA was done with ratioing me
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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One of the most perfect burgers I’ve ever had
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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SOMEONE JUST SCREAMED β€œNICE NATURALS” AT ME AS I WALKED DOWN THE STREET THANKS SYDNEY SWEENEY ?
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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Imagine willingly working in compliance. Like, do you hate yourself??
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When people ignore all the red flags
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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Men will literally try calling the market top repeatedly, at the first sign of any negative sentiment, instead of going to therapy.
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
3 years
Ladies and gentlemen... the sell-off.
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
3 years
Are people finally realizing that it's boring? *ducks*
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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1/ Very excited to announce that I’ve joined the team at @RealHxroLabs as their new Head of Marketing and Communications!
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
4 months
Thinking fastπŸ’¨ and slowπŸ€” Follow-up commentary on questions I’ve received about #BTC ETF approvalsπŸ‘‡πŸ» How it works: To create new shares of the ETF, cash is sent to the fund itself. Once the fund receives cash it will purchase #Bitcoin Β  ASAP. So, any net flows into a spot ETF =…
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
4 months
As someone who used to spend all day every day selling ETFs and other financial products to traditional money managers of all shapes and sizes, I can promise you one thing Even if bullish, most of you are drastically underestimating the long-run impact of crypto ETF approvals
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
2 years
Consistently publishing content is hard. Being on video daily is hard. Trying to remember what youοΏ½οΏ½re talking about without a script while you’re still learning for yourself? Hard. Enjoy my blooper reel from the last ~month. It’s mostly me swearing, sorry in advance to my momπŸ˜‚
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
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@TLEbirdarchist COPE SLURPING RAW SLOP πŸ˜‚
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
2 years
Wait stay calm everyone… he has carrots
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
1 month
Wake up Open Twitter See a bunch of people who hate themselves calling me fat and ugly Exit Twitter Remember that closing this app is always a choice πŸ˜‚ Time for my daily walk and lifting sesh. Going to be a good day!
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
2 years
Crazy to think about how many people of average intelligence I’ve seen successfully convince others to think they’re brilliant solely based on their being well spoken. And how many gigabrains I’ve met that people won’t listen to because they can’t effectively communicate.
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
2 years
Hey, we saw you from across the metaverse and really liked your vibe
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
2 years
I’m assembling a team
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
3 years
It’s way too early for this
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
4 years
22 years on this planet and I have yet to come up with a good response to β€œwhat’s up?”
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
1 year
"SoLaNa Is DeAd" Mid-🐻market, community-driven Solana Hackathon:
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
1 year
2015 πŸ‘‰πŸ» Today ✌🏼 Modern medicine is so fucking cool Surgically implanted contact lens βœ… Lasik βœ… For as long as I can remember I’ve stressed about my vision. Forced dependency on contacts and glasses from a young age (high prescription, -8 in both eyes. Like, couldn’t see…
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
4 years
I don’t often reach this level of pettiness but I predict that, one of these days, I’m going to get tired enough of the disgusting DMs I get from male financial β€œprofessionals” to blast them all on the timeline. It’s not that hard to not be a pig, I promise.
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
13 days
β€œThe market will regulate itself” The market:
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
2 years
Tweets about abortion rights ➑️ immediately loses followers Would rather lose followers than my bodily autonomy -- thanks for showing yourselves out!
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
1 year
Twitter’s last remaining dev
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
3 years
Due to unforeseen circumstances, my summer body will be postponed until 2022
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
10 months
They were onto something here ngl
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
4 months
I’m the perfect plus one in that I could talk to a brick wall if needed
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
4 years
Life is too short to spend time with people who suck the happiness out of you
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Caitlin Cook πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ (βœ–οΈ,βœ–οΈ)
4 years
Me: I really want to lose weight, time to get HEALTHY Also me, when put under the slightest amount of stress:
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