If youβre ever feeling lost or lacking in motivation and purpose, watch Season 2 Episode 7 of The Bear
Without question one of the best episodes of a show ever made
Every Second Counts
As someone who used to spend all day every day selling ETFs and other financial products to traditional money managers of all shapes and sizes, I can promise you one thing
Even if bullish, most of you are drastically underestimating the long-run impact of crypto ETF approvals
Ladies, if he is:
- Overly obtuse
- Sensitive to the assumptions that you make
- Difficult to determine the true value of (& this value is often exaggerated)
- Utterly wrong in every way most of the time
Heβs not your man, heβs a discounted cash flow valuation
Thank you to Molly for over 14 years of adding nothing but pure love and happiness to my life. Just wish that I couldβve been there for you today in person.
Humans simply do not deserve dogs. RIP.β€οΈ
βHave you ever worked in or studied finance?β
βBarely.β
βCan you define duration risk for me?β
βNo. And I know nothing about investing.β
βWell, you must know something given your nonstop tweeting about SVB.β
βI know what I want to believe and what I β¦
Maybe it's obvious. But just in case it's not, allow me to get your wheels turning.
Chew on this... per
@ThinkAdvisor
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The Registered Investment Advisory industry (to be clear - this DOES NOT EVEN INCLUDE assets managed by massive broker-dealer firms, or a lionshares of theβ¦
@tobydoyhowell
Saying less and listening more
Asking a lot of questions
Admitting when you donβt know something
Admitting when youβre wrong and change your POV on a topic
Using your resources/ asking for help instead in of figuring everything out on your own
My name is Jordan Belfort. Iβm a former member of the middle class raised by two accountants in a tiny apartment in Bayside, Queens. The year I turned 26, as the head of my own brokerage firm, I made $49 million, which really pissed me off because it was 3 shy of a million a week
Hi
@BillGates
if youβre interested in a girlfriend / caretaker, please DM.
Per my resume, Iβm proficient in Word, Excel, & PowerPoint. I have diamond hands, and hands well suited for diamonds.π I love to spend money, so I could even run your foundation.
XOXO
DeadCaitGates π
The hustle porn people will never tell you this but taking time to yourself is crucial for longevity and mental health
Bringing friends along is a bonus!
Thinking fastπ¨ and slowπ€
Follow-up commentary on questions Iβve received about
#BTC
ETF approvalsππ»
How it works: To create new shares of the ETF, cash is sent to the fund itself. Once the fund receives cash it will purchase
#Bitcoin
Β ASAP. So, any net flows into a spot ETF =β¦
As someone who used to spend all day every day selling ETFs and other financial products to traditional money managers of all shapes and sizes, I can promise you one thing
Even if bullish, most of you are drastically underestimating the long-run impact of crypto ETF approvals
Consistently publishing content is hard. Being on video daily is hard. Trying to remember what youοΏ½οΏ½re talking about without a script while youβre still learning for yourself? Hard. Enjoy my blooper reel from the last ~month. Itβs mostly me swearing, sorry in advance to my momπ
Wake up
Open Twitter
See a bunch of people who hate themselves calling me fat and ugly
Exit Twitter
Remember that closing this app is always a choice π
Time for my daily walk and lifting sesh. Going to be a good day!
Crazy to think about how many people of average intelligence Iβve seen successfully convince others to think theyβre brilliant solely based on their being well spoken. And how many gigabrains Iβve met that people wonβt listen to because they canβt effectively communicate.
2015 ππ» Today βπΌ
Modern medicine is so fucking cool
Surgically implanted contact lens β
Lasik β
For as long as I can remember Iβve stressed about my vision. Forced dependency on contacts and glasses from a young age (high prescription, -8 in both eyes. Like, couldnβt seeβ¦
I donβt often reach this level of pettiness but I predict that, one of these days, Iβm going to get tired enough of the disgusting DMs I get from male financial βprofessionalsβ to blast them all on the timeline.
Itβs not that hard to not be a pig, I promise.
Tweets about abortion rights β‘οΈ immediately loses followers
Would rather lose followers than my bodily autonomy -- thanks for showing yourselves out!