Down bad over here. Been drinking watching basketball and realized I got no food. Phone too full to pull Uber eats down from the cloud. Had to text my wife for assistance. Please pray for me.
ESPN presents "Strikeout Saturday," an eight-hour marathon featuring four of the six historic 20-strikeout games in
#MLB
history
Saturday | Noon ET | ESPN
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I will be announcing THE MOST DISHONEST & CORRUPT MEDIA AWARDS OF THE YEAR on Monday at 5:00 oโclock. Subjects will cover Dishonesty & Bad Reporting in various categories from the Fake News Media. Stay tuned!
Yeah, until you take these motherf*ckers home, and they wake up every hour on the hour bc they need to piss and/or shit. Now youโre standing outside in -29 degrees in a sweatshirt and shorts bc thatโs all you had time to put on b4 this little monster used the carpet as a toilet.
Itโs day 146 of quarantine, and we did it.
@espn
is finally dropping the only thing that can keep us all inside.
Special shoutout to
@awpbballdrew
who believed in the movement when no one else saw the vision.
#FreedTheJordanDoc
1 lb of prosciutto is like $25 dollars. That ribeye was a smooth $50. Yโall want me to rap them both in potatoes and mayonnaise AND then overcook it? FOH
@oeste
Now I gotta sit on this bike with no back rest for 2.5 hours while my barber stops mid-cut to eat a sandwich and argue about Kobe and Lebron. This is some 2 Americas stuff.
Scoop: ESPN, scrambling to fill its coronavirus-depleted scheudule, has struck a deal to show classic WrestleMania events from the WWE on Sundays....
via
@variety
Thatโs bc I was late and picked it up at a random grocery store on the way. Pen Iโm using to scratch into the card came with the car when I bought it four years ago.
Growth as a person would be recognizing that this Browns game tonight is going to drive me over the edge, and just not watching it. Sadly Iโm not there yet.
@kabass11
Itโs small consistent victories like this that let us know youโre special. Your grind is an inspiration to others, so you canโt let up. Not now. Not ever. Continue to collect Ws. Stay blessed, beloved.
Having never played soccer one of my favorite things about watching soccer is the utter disgust teammates display when someone blows a goal. Especially if they delivered a dime or should have received an extra pass.
ESPNโs Golf announce team is entertaining and great, but their presentation is atrocious. Keep your cute angles, and give me down the line shots with the tracer.
@kabass11
Wow this is huge. Right before you hit the runway they start coming back. Be sure to take the fire European shots, and stunt on these hoes (but in a good way. God donโt like ugly). Your shine is my shine. Stay blessed, beloved.
Iโll never get over how dumb it is that the entire baseball regular season is played in 80+ degree heat, and then they play the most important part of it all as soon as it gets cold in 95% of the country.
It might seem like "overemployment" wouldn't help, but it turns out it can actually solve many of the factors that make you feel burned out in the first place.
@kabass11
While the weather has been inconsistent your grind and determination have stayed the same. The streets are not surprised you continue to prosper. Enjoy the benefits, but never stay content. Stay blessed, beloved.
Patrick Beverly reportedly told Stephen Curry โYou had the last five years, the next five years are mine.โ
Stephโs response: โArenโt you 31?โ ๐
(Via
@SeanDeveney
)
@kabass11
Not the way you want to start the week, but at least you broke even. This is a harsh reminder that the game giveth and the game taketh away. Use this to fuel your week. Your grind is my grind. Stay blessed, beloved.
@kabass11
The mid week gut punch. You hate to see it, but you were built for this social media grind. Itโs time to start that final senior year push to cement your legacy as one of the premier twitter users at AC. Donโt let this deter you. Stay blessed, beloved.
Iโd normally hit this with a, โman, what?โ, but this old mfer came to my job and gave a โwe all gotta pull ourselves up by the boot strapsโ speech, so this seems about right. Smh
Lou Holtz tells Fox News that college football needs to play amid coronavirus pandemic this fall: "Let's move on with our life! When they stormed Normandy, they knew there were going to be casualties -- there were going to be risks."