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@dbass54
Dorian
6 months
I must be trippin bc I swear to god he gets beat deep at least once per game without even turning his head. lol
@PFF
PFF
6 months
Browns CB Martin Emerson Jr this year: ๐Ÿ”’ 444 coverage snaps ๐Ÿ”’ 0 TDs allowed ๐Ÿ”’ 44.6 passer rating allowed
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@dbass54
Dorian
3 years
Down bad over here. Been drinking watching basketball and realized I got no food. Phone too full to pull Uber eats down from the cloud. Had to text my wife for assistance. Please pray for me.
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@dbass54
Dorian
2 years
Is Bein sports taking a commercial in the middle of this match with no actual commercial or am I trippin?!
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@dbass54
Dorian
5 years
@MrBoomBostic22 Somebody said โ€œcivil rights actavisโ€ and Iโ€™m crying. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@dbass54
Dorian
2 years
World Cup is here. For the next month I can pretend I donโ€™t care that the Browns are buns.
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@dbass54
Dorian
4 years
Ahhh, yes. 8 hours of people swinging and missing. ๐Ÿ—ฃPLAY THE JORDAN DOC, YOU COWARDS
@ESPNPR
ESPN PR
4 years
ESPN presents "Strikeout Saturday," an eight-hour marathon featuring four of the six historic 20-strikeout games in #MLB history Saturday | Noon ET | ESPN More:
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Dorian
4 years
This is great, but ๐Ÿ—ฃPLAY THE JORDAN DOC, YOU COWARDS.
@espn
ESPN
4 years
"Turning his whole body into a torpedo with a nuclear war-headis." What a legendary call ๐Ÿคฃ #TheOcho
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@dbass54
Dorian
6 years
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ whose mans is this
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
6 years
I will be announcing THE MOST DISHONEST & CORRUPT MEDIA AWARDS OF THE YEAR on Monday at 5:00 oโ€™clock. Subjects will cover Dishonesty & Bad Reporting in various categories from the Fake News Media. Stay tuned!
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Dorian
1 year
@oeste Knew it was past time to take a break yesterday when my wife told me I was, โ€œcreating a toxic environment for the dogs.โ€
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@dbass54
Dorian
4 years
@E2ThaJ I donโ€™t even love Popeyes chicken, but sometimes I go there just bc I need to spice up my life with a little bit of confrontation.
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Dorian
4 years
Itโ€™s been 37 days of quarantine, and @espn still hasnโ€™t done the right thing. #FreeTheJordanDoc , you cowards.
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@dbass54
Dorian
4 years
Used to carry a bucket of these with me whenever my mom ran errands.
@braves52
Brad Clontz
4 years
Anyone remember collecting these? Showing my age now lol.
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@dbass54
Dorian
4 years
Raspberries really be trying to go bad before you can even get them shits home from the grocery store.
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@dbass54
Dorian
6 years
Yeah, until you take these motherf*ckers home, and they wake up every hour on the hour bc they need to piss and/or shit. Now youโ€™re standing outside in -29 degrees in a sweatshirt and shorts bc thatโ€™s all you had time to put on b4 this little monster used the carpet as a toilet.
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@dbass54
Dorian
4 years
Happy Bobby Bonilla Day!
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Dorian
4 years
Itโ€™s day 146 of quarantine, and we did it. @espn is finally dropping the only thing that can keep us all inside. Special shoutout to @awpbballdrew who believed in the movement when no one else saw the vision. #FreedTheJordanDoc
@AndrewMarchand
Andrew Marchand
4 years
Breaking news: ESPN is moving up its much-anticipated Michael Jordan documentary, The Post has learned.
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@dbass54
Dorian
6 years
Shoutout to Black people.
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@dbass54
Dorian
2 years
Combined the four dollars from last night with a dollar bill I just stole out my wifeโ€™s purse. Finna treat Starbucks like Magic City.
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@dbass54
Dorian
4 years
1 lb of prosciutto is like $25 dollars. That ribeye was a smooth $50. Yโ€™all want me to rap them both in potatoes and mayonnaise AND then overcook it? FOH
@tasty
Tasty
4 years
Scalloped Potatoโ€“Crusted Rib Eye
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@dbass54
Dorian
7 years
@big_business_ HNHH used to push him so hard that if one of the homies sent you trash music it was called getting โ€œkid inkedโ€
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Dorian
4 years
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
@BarkyBoogz
ษช แด€แด ษดแดแด› แด‹แด€สแด›ส€แด€ษดแด€แด…แด€
4 years
My plans 2020
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Dorian
3 years
@oeste Now I gotta sit on this bike with no back rest for 2.5 hours while my barber stops mid-cut to eat a sandwich and argue about Kobe and Lebron. This is some 2 Americas stuff.
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@dbass54
Dorian
4 years
๐Ÿ—ฃRELEASE THE JORDAN DOC, YOU COWARS
@bristei
Brian Steinberg
4 years
Scoop: ESPN, scrambling to fill its coronavirus-depleted scheudule, has struck a deal to show classic WrestleMania events from the WWE on Sundays.... via @variety
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@dbass54
Dorian
4 years
Thatโ€™s bc I was late and picked it up at a random grocery store on the way. Pen Iโ€™m using to scratch into the card came with the car when I bought it four years ago.
@KingKellyx3
BIG SCORPIO ๐Ÿฆ‚๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡น
4 years
Black ppl wait til they pull up to the event to sign the bday card in the car ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Dorian
4 years
We donโ€™t have to talk about it today, but this thing not starting until 9pm is super trash.
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@dbass54
Dorian
6 years
They played drunk in love and the bride just did the worm in her wedding dress. Itโ€™s lit.
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@dbass54
Dorian
1 year
Top level hungover. Going to spend the evening gambling on a sport I donโ€™t watch while trying not to puke on myself in a crowded arena.
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@dbass54
Dorian
4 years
15-1 confirmed.
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@dbass54
Dorian
6 years
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ณ
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@dbass54
Dorian
4 years
Browns lose tonight and Iโ€™m done. (Until next Sunday)
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@dbass54
Dorian
4 years
KING!
@TheHoopCentral
Hoop Central
4 years
James Harden had his jersey retired at a strip club after spending $1M in one night
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Dorian
2 years
What a time
@TMZ
TMZ
2 years
Michael Jordan's son, Marcus Jordan, is seen on what appears to be a double date with Scottie Pippen's ex-wife, Larsa Pippen, down in Miami.
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Dorian
4 years
Howโ€™s the internet up there?
@business
Bloomberg
4 years
Justin Trudeau is looking to attract 401,000 new permanent residents next year, part of an ambitious plan to spur Canadaโ€™s economic recovery
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@dbass54
Dorian
4 years
โ€œA person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage...โ€
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@dbass54
Dorian
5 years
Thatโ€™s my quarterback.
@barstoolsports
Barstool Sports
5 years
Stone Cold and Baker Mayfield are a match made in heaven
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Dorian
7 years
My new favorite athlete. ๐Ÿ˜‚
@ryvlin
Ilya Ryvlin
7 years
Q: Does it give you a hunger to win another Slam? Stephens: Of course! Did you see that check that lady handed me? #USOpen (๐Ÿ“ฝ US Open)
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@dbass54
Dorian
4 years
No arguments here
@fakeshoredrive
Andrew Barber
4 years
This is a top 10 song of the decade, we can argue about it if you want
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@dbass54
Dorian
4 years
๐Ÿ—ฃTHESE KICKS AINT CHEAP
@BleacherReport
Bleacher Report
4 years
P.J. Tucker has been โ€œirate over his contract situation all season long,โ€ per @KellyIkoNBA , @ShamsCharania , @sam_amick Tucker believes he deserves a raise
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@dbass54
Dorian
2 years
Growth as a person would be recognizing that this Browns game tonight is going to drive me over the edge, and just not watching it. Sadly Iโ€™m not there yet.
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@dbass54
Dorian
1 year
Just saw a grown man take a platter of tenders and fries into the public bathroom at the future concert. My brother in Christโ€ฆ
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@dbass54
Dorian
3 years
Got my first eagle this year, and I ran around the green flapping my imaginary wings before 8am on a Saturday morning. I feel it.
@LaJethroJenkins
๐ŸŽ„Black Big Lebowski๐ŸŽ„
3 years
Just birdied a hole for the first time of my life and celebrated like I caught one off the rim.
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Dorian
5 years
@kabass11 Itโ€™s small consistent victories like this that let us know youโ€™re special. Your grind is an inspiration to others, so you canโ€™t let up. Not now. Not ever. Continue to collect Ws. Stay blessed, beloved.
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@dbass54
Dorian
4 years
My UPS guy puts the package in the middle of the first step with a โ€œtake meโ€ sign. Shoutout to this guy.
@OriginalYoni
Yoni
4 years
This UPS driver going out of his way so the package is well hidden. ๐Ÿ™Œ
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@dbass54
Dorian
2 years
Jordan Henderson, king of the slightly lofted pass to no one in particular.
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@dbass54
Dorian
5 years
@kabass11 I feel this. We gotta stay strong and only incorporate positivity in 2019. Stay blessed, beloved.
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@dbass54
Dorian
5 years
All Ted Danson x Larry David interactions on Curb are classic.
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@dbass54
Dorian
6 years
Old Buddy calling this Mexico S Korea match got my Saturday morning lit. I need a goal ASAP to see what heโ€™s really working with.
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@dbass54
Dorian
4 years
Wtf kind of sh*t is this??
@JimNelsonTV
Jim Nelson
4 years
Message from Cleveland police tonight: โ€œNo media is allowed downtown unless they are inside their place of business. Period.โ€ @CLEpolice
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@dbass54
Dorian
7 years
Bruh
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@dbass54
Dorian
7 years
Your shitty pizza is hurting your pizza sales.
@thehill
The Hill
7 years
Papa Johnโ€™s: NFL anthem protests are hurting pizza sales
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Dorian
1 year
Been here once when I was young, traveling, and very late. Had to cop a JC Penny special, but was fortunate enough to cover it with a jacket.
@eurofootcom
EuroFoot
1 year
๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ซโœ๏ธ ๐Ž๐…๐…๐ˆ๐‚๐ˆ๐€๐‹: AFC Bournemouth have completed the signing of winger Dango Ouattara (20), 5.5 year contract signed.
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Dorian
4 years
Mike came thru in the sunglasses to say he didnโ€™t have a gambling problem looking like the definition of a gambling problem. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@dbass54
Dorian
4 years
Having never played soccer one of my favorite things about watching soccer is the utter disgust teammates display when someone blows a goal. Especially if they delivered a dime or should have received an extra pass.
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@dbass54
Dorian
4 years
ESPNโ€™s Golf announce team is entertaining and great, but their presentation is atrocious. Keep your cute angles, and give me down the line shots with the tracer.
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@dbass54
Dorian
6 years
@kabass11 Wow this is huge. Right before you hit the runway they start coming back. Be sure to take the fire European shots, and stunt on these hoes (but in a good way. God donโ€™t like ugly). Your shine is my shine. Stay blessed, beloved.
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@dbass54
Dorian
6 years
@kabass11 What what a day, what a time. Continue to flourish use these new followers to attract more. Your grind is my grind. Stay blessed beloved.
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@dbass54
Dorian
2 years
Iโ€™ll never get over how dumb it is that the entire baseball regular season is played in 80+ degree heat, and then they play the most important part of it all as soon as it gets cold in 95% of the country.
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@dbass54
Dorian
6 years
All these upsets are fun until everyone is playing 50-43 rock fights.
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@dbass54
Dorian
2 years
Man, what?
@WIRED
WIRED
2 years
It might seem like "overemployment" wouldn't help, but it turns out it can actually solve many of the factors that make you feel burned out in the first place.
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@dbass54
Dorian
10 years
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@dbass54
Dorian
4 years
The bulls always find a way to do the least exciting sh*t.
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@dbass54
Dorian
4 years
@aj2quick4u @espn @awpbballdrew Iโ€™m just but one man using my far reaching twitter voice for all humanity. #StayInside
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@dbass54
Dorian
1 year
CBS trippin for thinking Iโ€™m turning on paramount + to watch USA/Mexico. Iโ€™ll just watch this shit in Spanish on regular TV.
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@dbass54
Dorian
4 years
Throwback, Burn, You Make Me Wanna, Climax, and U Remind Me
@RatedRnB
Rated R&B
4 years
Happy Birthday to @Usher ! What are your top 5 favorite songs by Usher?
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Dorian
4 years
Man, it would probably suck to be a Michigan fan. Good thing we only watch European Football in this house.
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@dbass54
Dorian
5 years
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Dorian
11 months
I know times are tough, but Uber drivers out here being stingy with the AC. Got me in the backseat fighting for my life.
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@dbass54
Dorian
10 years
"U think he snaked me, cause he hate me, or he got a P-H-D, playa hata degree"
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@dbass54
Dorian
3 years
@tniekamp @sarno_11 @tniekamp itโ€™s actually more amazing how little @sarno_11 knows about any of the categories.
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@dbass54
Dorian
4 years
GOAT
@highsnobiety
highsnobiety
4 years
Future is donating masks to healthcare workers & coronavirus patients as part of his #MaskOn campaign.
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@dbass54
Dorian
4 years
Damn
@RaysBaseball
Tampa Bay Rays
4 years
Today is Opening Day, which means it's a great day to arrest the killers of Breonna Taylor
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Dorian
5 years
@kabass11 While the weather has been inconsistent your grind and determination have stayed the same. The streets are not surprised you continue to prosper. Enjoy the benefits, but never stay content. Stay blessed, beloved.
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Dorian
6 years
I donโ€™t have kids, but I do have two dogs that wake me up at 5am no matter how drunk I was the night before.
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Dorian
4 years
Cut Beckham and Landry and just go with 12 tight ends. I love the Browns.
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@dbass54
Dorian
5 years
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
@TheDunkCentral
NBACentral
5 years
Patrick Beverly reportedly told Stephen Curry โ€œYou had the last five years, the next five years are mine.โ€ Stephโ€™s response: โ€œArenโ€™t you 31?โ€ ๐Ÿ’€ (Via @SeanDeveney )
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Dorian
7 years
Larry David is the goat.
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Dorian
5 years
Iโ€™m not at all interested in the Jarvis Landry punt returning experience.
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@dbass54
Dorian
6 years
@sarno_11 โ€œDonโ€™t really care this time around.โ€
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Dorian
7 years
๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ
@HBO
HBO
7 years
Larry David is back. #CurbYourEnthusiasm returns for Season 9 on October 1.
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Dorian
5 years
@kabass11 Not the way you want to start the week, but at least you broke even. This is a harsh reminder that the game giveth and the game taketh away. Use this to fuel your week. Your grind is my grind. Stay blessed, beloved.
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@dbass54
Dorian
7 years
The Golden Girls go hard tho
@richarddeitsch
Richard Deitsch
7 years
On May 25 the Bayless-led Undisputed drew 87,000 viewers. Same day/slot: The Golden Girls drew 335,000 on the Hallmark Channel.
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@dbass54
Dorian
7 years
Word??
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@dbass54
Dorian
7 years
When @Cinnabon starts following you...
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@dbass54
Dorian
6 years
Bob Wylie drove here in a Maserati. Your O-line coach drives a Civic. #Browns 24-17.
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@dbass54
Dorian
5 years
Traveling for work on a Sunday is absolute trash.
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Dorian
5 years
@kabass11 The mid week gut punch. You hate to see it, but you were built for this social media grind. Itโ€™s time to start that final senior year push to cement your legacy as one of the premier twitter users at AC. Donโ€™t let this deter you. Stay blessed, beloved.
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@dbass54
Dorian
4 years
We won.
@HotFreestyle
Hot Freestyle
5 years
Futureโ€™s โ€œCodeine Crazyโ€ beat was originally made for Nicki Minaj but ended up in the hands of Future after TM88 sent him a beat pack
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@dbass54
Dorian
3 years
@E2ThaJ @ComplexSports Bruh, this sh*t gets more wild by the day!
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@dbass54
Dorian
4 years
Iโ€™d normally hit this with a, โ€œman, what?โ€, but this old mfer came to my job and gave a โ€œwe all gotta pull ourselves up by the boot strapsโ€ speech, so this seems about right. Smh
@justinbaragona
Justin Baragona
4 years
Lou Holtz tells Fox News that college football needs to play amid coronavirus pandemic this fall: "Let's move on with our life! When they stormed Normandy, they knew there were going to be casualties -- there were going to be risks."
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@dbass54
Dorian
4 years
Oh my goodness.
@FOXSoccer
FOX Soccer
4 years
OH MY WORD, MESSI ๐Ÿ˜ฑ (via @UCLonCBSSports )
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Dorian
2 years
Sir, Iโ€™m drunk.
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9 years
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Dorian
4 months
Picking me up in your Uber fresh off a White Castle stop is out of pocket. Manโ€™s car smelled insane.
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@dbass54
Dorian
6 years
Iโ€™m done. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
@McJesse
Jesse McLaren
6 years
โ€œBut you said giving our money to the top 1% would help to the poor.โ€
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Dorian
5 years
@kabass11 Temperatures are cold, but you continue to stay on fire. Your grind is my grind. Stay blessed, beloved.
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Dorian
4 years
Just turned the Browns game on. Denzel gotta chill. Offense clearly putting in work to get Freddie outta here. Donโ€™t block your blessings, KING!
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Dorian
4 years
The last dance is on Netflix? Iโ€™ll holler at yโ€™all in 10 hours.
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Dorian
11 months
Just broke my wifeโ€™s favorite glass, and I think that the key takeaway here is that I should never unload the dish washer.
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Dorian
7 years
@VicJosephWWE I see you out here young comb over.
@WWENXT
WWE NXT
7 years
While @WWEDillinger looks ahead to the 2017 #RoyalRumble , @WWE_MandyRose thinks the event will be lacking a certain #GoldenGoddess ...
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