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@FootballGenie11 @nocontextfooty Man skipped over 51-0

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@Pixel_1987 @nocontextfooty No need for the brackets. Man thought he did something.

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@THC_AntiThesis @krispykuf Yeah they should just sit there and not order any food…

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@OneRandomNigga @tize4PF Chrisean ain’t

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@nocontextfm1 12 point deduction but they’d have been rock bottom anyway 😭

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@missin4mati0n @ArkerHonore18 You, genius

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@olutobi_joshua @sportbible Come on g that’s Rihanna not some random bum who is famous for putting salt on meat and clearly wasn’t welcome. It’s not the same,

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@afc_momoh @AFC_Chlo …and I fell on my arse”

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@ChampionsLeague @PlayStationEU

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@lmlcfc_ Demba Ba at Manchester City

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Andy Cole x Darius Vassell (2005/06)

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Greatest Manchester City Volleys of All Time

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@Nelson15Sonny @nocontextfm1 Points deduction

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Get Carragher off city games ffs He’s a total cunt and bias as fuck

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1 year

@AGenuineOutlaw @hjsedits NOW THAT IS ARBITRARY. Why 22 games? Play some teams more than others? Why?? So YOU could win the title. Arsenal fans have been funny man. Enjoy your purple season. You’ll be struggling for top 4again in 12 months.

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İlkay Gündoğan - Mr. Whippy

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@DanielHadley93 @Coys_Rusty @Itshaber @DannyAaronsFUT That would be soooo funny if it didn’t

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@LowQualityRegen Mitoma wrote a thesis on it

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@kkbutterfly27xx @TheFreshMexican @sxtxrnlabyrinth @wildtiktokss You’re not wrong

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@ratbitebaby Conservatives have never understood comedy

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@Elh_Momar @nocontextfooty My man doesn’t understand football, fifa or inflation 😂 It’s not too late to delete

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@MuskCaughtAP10 @zavb9ss_2 You assume that because you are 15 and YOU have never seen him play live.

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@Robert_Andrew24 @brutalfightz The kid 💀

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@9StrikingViking @SxrgioSZN Yes they can but not if Portugal have a player stood in Switzerland’s half - hence Bernardo standing just inside the pitch.

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@SkySportsNews Great to hear so many Mancunian accents

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@lwngbaa @Silky_Salah

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@grahamruthven The two most expensive Irish players in history

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@EfranAlexander “Yellow card”

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@nufcpb He’s privy to inside information. No, it should not be allowed.

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@ProdBySheikah They both played in the Bundesliga. they managed 8 goals between them, Ball knowledge on the floor.

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@rlenfit @guideforlovers That’s how pregnancy works

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@william_bvb Genuinely embarrassing from @mdeligt_04 You a €100m centre back yeah? 😂

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1 year

@tolovekidneys @fasc1nate I’m not sure you do. These aren’t the same. Not even close.

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Kevin de Bruyne - Don’t Sweat the Technique

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@mcfc_lads Arsenal fans show us respect we protected the the only record that keeps you relevant!

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@ErlingRoIe Even in this game lmaoooo Kroos and Camavinga both blatantly dived while already booked. Carvajal got away with about 10 yellow card challenges 😭😂

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@SxrgioSZN best upgrade ever?

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@CityzenAmerica @manchestriconic @abooker17 America isn’t everything

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@SamiZone17 I swear, nothing but the CL matters to Madrid fans. Not surprising considering they can’t win their League title.

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@EdmundKemper7 @InsaneRealitys She’s literally unconscious you sick fucking rapist.

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@StatCity And this one

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@ManCityzenscom One of the most humiliating quotes ever

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@CaptainAstro412 @StoolFootball Mate he was absolutely rinsed by 14th placed Leicester

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@John71Kee @OTerrifying There’s always a self-proclaimed expert who knows better than everyone else but turns out they are talking out of their arse…

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@DeMarcusDi33617 @DashCamGoneWild @rahsh33m It literally doesn’t matter if it’s a man or a woman

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@lancelotbryan @MNCTed Yeah mate

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Showboat: Manchester City Edition

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@jam1ebaldwin @nocontextfm1 It’s not a regen I’d guess it’s a created or edited player

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Greatest Manchester City Goal-line Clearances of All Time

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@Zalata_iq @Saweezyy “He’s got a girlfriend so maybe he’s gay” Do you realise how fucking stupid you sound?

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@CastilloErling9 The guy is 19 and everyone’s acting like his career is dusted. Bunch of weirdos.

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@WelBeast @taraAFCx I don’t think you know what the word “humble” means…

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@topherleonmusic @wildtiktokss Only because they made them slaves in the first place. Also UK trumps US under those terms.

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@htomufc Classic UK media. Nasty nasty stuff.

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@wargames43904 @Nyul_k Balls already been kicked genius

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@xGPhilosophy 1 (full minute after the final whistle should have gone)

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Sven-Göran Eriksson is genuinely one of the most underrated coaches of all time. A fantastic man who will always be remembered well by City fans but most are unaware of the incredible legacy he forged before becoming England’s first foreign manager. A thread.

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@ArsenalN7 28 year old Trossard vs 23 year old Foden. No wonder Trossard took it so seriously, it’s the biggest honour he’s ever won 💀

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@ewan10i Self awareness, humility and humour. Nice to see.

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@hellonher @Hardporecorn69 @LilyLilyMaynard @feminitude Go learn empathy for more people than just white cis women you horrible TERF

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@xGPhilosophy Ref: “play on until Arsenal score”

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@TheShowtimeReds @MrXtrade 😅😂 This level of delusion is a joy to watch

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@shutter_lux @Loganst84067963 @AdamCrafton_ Half of United’s signings are announced “subject to a medical” and “subject to personal terms” Literally the same thing.

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@KeiLFC8 Manchester City’s first FA Cup: 1904 Liverpool’s first FA Cup: 1965 No history my arse

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@CastilloErling9 How are Brighton getting slapped up by the singer from Coldplay?

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@addokalil12 @Dexerto Go outside

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@City_Xtra Michael Oliver is a tough opponent

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@JonnyLFC93 @wearelutontown Kill 39 Italians and it’s still not their fault...

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Julián Álvarez - La Araña

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@City_Xtra @ErlingHaaland @PhilFoden @julianalvarezzz @Mahrez22 @KevinDeBruyne @BernardoCSilva @IlkayGuendogan Haaland = 24 Foden + Álvarez + Mahrez + KDB = 23 😭

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@BallinKy_ @ErlingRoIe Easy for some

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@buckhugh2 @BleacherReport I think you only have female friends you “desperately” wanna fuck. Anyone who thinks (hetero) men and women can’t just be friends are usually virgins or incels, just saying.

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That’s a fucking shameful dive from Ronaldo. VAR need to overturn. Nope. Fucking corruption. Stinks.

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@Anna_96_10 The worlds best male midfielder literally did this yesterday 😭

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@CEOOfGeno @TigheSammy Yes!

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@City_Xtra @MikeMinay @wilfriedzaha should be forced to make a public apology and be given a 5 match ban

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@cityreport_ @Tebasjavier Someone should tell this clown about Barcelona...

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@MAGunners_ @MrNickKnowles @Arsenal Making up stories? There’s literally a fucking video. How dense can you be?

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@_beckyy2 Mount (24): 1 major trophy, 5 cup final losses Foden (23): 12 major trophies, 3 cup final losses (2 at senior level) That right there is the difference between Foden and Mount.

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@Origilista Have you ever ever seen Rodri play?

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@GhostOfRyanB @SxrgioSZN Watching football >>> Reading stats

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@City_Xtra @MikeMinay It was disgusting. He could have seriously injured Stones and he was clearly deliberately trying to. Honestly he should get a lengthy ban. It’s worse than a high tackle.

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@DancingDeerJB @Football__Tweet NPC-ass response. U a bot?

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“Erling Haaland only scores tap-ins”

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@ErlingRoIe

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@madridfooty_ @ESPNFC

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@decayingcactus They did draw lines you freak

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@RetroShirtsFC It’s crazy the way people act like clubs WANT to sell their best players lol

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@TribalistChief Tbf they did score goals. Got like 220+ combined lmao

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@magicalsilva21 Have you even even seen Hitler?

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@StevenMcinerney That was outrageous football. Would have been goal of the season if Julian didn’t get in the way 😭

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@NFTDegenNSM @ilylucaaa @Dexerto How are you saying this when you’re an NFT bro? 😭

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@GabbyHeysus @Bd_irB_ll Lmao city would come nowhere close to winning the treble if Kante had to do Rodri’s job. 😂 Kante’s passing would give Pep an aneurism.

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@SNE2471 @ChampionsLeague Champions League wins: Foden 1-0 Arsenal FC Champions League final apps: Foden 2-1 Arsenal FC Premier League titles: Foden 5-3 Arsenal FC League titles in the last 10 years: Foden 5-0 Arsenal FC Age in years: Foden 23-136 Arsenal FC

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