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@davidocean08

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Check out my shop! Every purchase made thru this link will earn me a small commission at no additional cost to you. ๐Ÿ˜Š

Joined October 2011
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2 years
Birthday staycation! Wala na sa kalendaryo but at least nasa Bingo. ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฅณ๐ŸŽŠ
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The way inihaw na liempo becomes the best dish whenever it's near a body of water needs to be studied.
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Araw-araw akong sinusubok ng Universe na huwag mamintas.
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Ano ba pakiramdam ng mga mayayaman na hindi nai-stress dahil sa pera? Lol
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Dagdag ko lang sa sweldo discourse: 'Yung sweldo, 'di lang dapat enough to SURVIVE until the next payday. Dapat may sobra to THRIVE, may sobra to pursue your passion, to eat good food, para maglibang, etc. We work to ENJOY LIFE, and if we're honest, 'di sapat ang 20k a month.
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EXIT INTERVIEW HR: Why are you leaving? Me: I've got to move on and be who I am. I just don't belong here, I hope you understand.
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Naaalala niyo pa nung bandang March, kabang kaba tayo tuwing may pa-isa-isang nagpopositibo bawat lugar Ngayon, 170k+ cases of covid na, parang desensitized na tayo. Mas dama na natin ang galit sa gobyerno kesa takot sa covid.
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3 years
Choose your fighter Kutsinta at Kutsinta at Niyog Yema
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2 years
Hindi ako naniniwalang 14M lang tayo!
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4 years
Kapag mayayaman lumabas at nagkumpulan para bumili ng cake "Aww crave rin ako sa Mango Bravo. Hehe" Kapag mahihirap lumabas at nagkumpulan para pumila sa ayuda "Pesteng mga mahihirap 'to! Mga pasaway! Hindi kasi magsikap! Titigas ng mukha! Pero hindi ako anti-poor ha? โœŒ"
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Mahigpit na yakap sa mga panganay na kailangang i-postpone ang sariling pangarap dahil kailangang unahin ang pamilya!
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Already at my 30s, I still avoid gatherings with relatives to keep away from cousins and uncles who teased me as a kid for being 'malamya' at 'babakla-bakla.' The things you say to a child have lasting effects. So be careful with what you say to Bimby, or to any child. Be kind.
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Nagchat pinsan kong single mom if pwede daw sila ng 3 kids niya maki-celeb ng new year sa amin kasi kinansel daw ng boss niya ang 13th month pay nila. She and her co-workers at the pizza booth (w/ several branches) want to raise it to DOLE. Paano nila sisimulan ang process? :(
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Ilan kaya dito ang parents na pro-shutdown? Matik ligwak dapat. Haha chz
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A long line of kids along with their parents, auditioning for "Goin' Bulilit," snaked around the ABS-CBN compound. | via @annacerezo_
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Hey
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Meron akong nakitang Pinoy adult content creator na may around 3200 subscribers sa justforfans for 30usd/month. Kinompute ko, that's around 5M pesos per month??? Omg what am I doing with my life ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Good morning! Rise and shine! โ˜€๏ธ
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3 years
Ang hirap lumandi kapag walang kotse, ya feel me?? ๐Ÿ™ƒ
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Happy Thursday!
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An absolute subunit.
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Is this thing on
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Top of the morning! ๐Ÿ’ช
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I was able to read all the 7 HP books without purchasing a single copy (I didn't have money to buy then). Thanks to my generous friends!
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Imagine nililigawan ka nila nang sabay, pero isa lang ang pwede mong sagutin. Sino ang pipiliin mo? Charot
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Hump day!
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Hey, sunshine! ๐ŸŒž
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Tangina, 'yung jowa ko dati for two years came out as a DDS! Gago, isuoli mo 'yung tamod ko!
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@JeremyBalbin @shattershards Who else was expecting the dog to suddenly eat the bird?
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Friday! ๐Ÿฅณ
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Wew, makakasibak rin sa wakas ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ’ฆ
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Some gays be like "eeeww, open relationship???" and then cheat on their partners. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚
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Speaking of Selecta and @magnum_ph , this never got resolved. Nakakain ako ng Magnum na may amag, and since I'm just a nobody, they just shrugged it off. So yes, these multi-billion corporations deserve the middle finger.
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This Magnum tasted weird, and after a few bites, I decided to see what was up, and POTA may AMAG??? And all @FamilyMartPH had to say was "kasalanan po ni @MagnumIceCream 'yan?" ANO NA?! You fed a paying customer moldy food!!!
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Take 2. Wrong pic pala kanina. ๐Ÿ‘€ Good morning!
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Huwag ka na tamarin, mag-workout ka na rin! ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ“ฃ
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@CORNYASSBITCH Unemployment rate just went up
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Never sila binayaran ng OT, minimum 12hrs a day ang shift for 500 pesos, no night diff (store is 24hrs), no holiday pay, no payslip issued ever, no benefits, at verbally abusive ang boss. May advise/tips ba kayo paano nila ilalaban sa DOLE ito? Salamat sa makakatulong!
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Sira-sirang briefs para komportable. Good morning! ๐Ÿ˜Š
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Huy bangon na, ligo ka na rin!
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'Di marunong lumangoy pero marunong sumisid. ๐Ÿคญ
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Hi! ๐Ÿป
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Please pardon this cringe surge of confidence. โœŒ๏ธ
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Cut hair short or try getting a perm? ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Home workout done! #TeamAsim
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Gained two kilograms in the past two weeks and I blame all the yummy food. ๐Ÿ˜
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May truth sa sinabi ni K Brosas during the Space na nitong recent election/pandemic lang nagkaroon ng pakialam ang marami sa politics kasi nakita natin kung gaano nalugmok ang bansa dahil sa corruption. Marami sa atin ang dating apolitical na nagising at naninindigan na ngayon.
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Nag-iwan ng hidden camera ang aming team upang makita kung gumagalaw nga ang rebulto sa madaling araw
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Skl magaling ako kumain ng pwet
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Good night!
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Merry christmas! Namamasko po! Beke nemen. Chareez.
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Panira ng umaga. Umay, hirap na talaga mag-tiwala.
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The morning after: may empacho pero need mag-pose! Merry christmas! ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„
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Hi!
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2 years
Booster done! ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ’ฆ
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@mensplaylist Hmmm hindi naman 'yun ang sukatan ng pagkatao? It's a job.
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Your 4th @ will do this to you. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
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Hindi ko gets 'yung mga baklang nangiirap sa bar. Hindi naman kayo inaano, bakit mataray ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Miss ko na maromansa? Chariz. Namocca, omicron! ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Liyad pa para kunwari mahaba katawan ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Last morning here. I don't want to leave yet. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ’ค
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Performance >>>
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3 years
Sara Bareilles: "Something always brings me back to you..." Me:
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Another kaartehan. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Happy weekend! ๐Ÿฅณ
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DARREN, I-
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There's a button that, if pushed, will kill literally ALL corrupt leaders. Would you push it?
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POV: Napadaan ka sa hilera ng promodizers
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Sa totoo lang, why do twitter rats get mad when called out for their untoward rudeness to people, and then resort to calling you old, like it's an insult? Why are they even being purposely mean to people that did nothing wrong to them? Bakit ginawang personality 'yung barda? ๐Ÿ˜ข
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Tangina hahaha
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Sarap manlaplap ng pwet
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