Dave Ryan @daveryankdwb Twitter profile

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Dave Ryan

@daveryankdwb

4 years

To my neighbors laughing and having a good ol’ time on your screened in porch with a bunch of people over, your neighborhood is judging you right now.

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4 years

I’d never seen or heard it said this way before.

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5 years

More @whydontwemusic #KDWBAtTheFair

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7 years

I found @JonahMarais from @whydontwemusic backstage at #KDWBJingleBall You guys killed it! 🎶🎶🎶

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4 years

2020, you really suck.

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6 years

I’m at a stoplight in downtown Minneapolis. I’m looking at this sign and it hits me. The orange arrow isn’t a smile like I always thought it was. It’s to suggest they have everything from “A“ to “Z“. Am I only one who’s missed this all this time?

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5 years

It seems hypocritical for Hollywood to throw a big party for itself including $100,000 gift bags for already-rich celebrities, while also talking about the unequal distribution of wealth, the hungry and the homeless.

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6 years

Me: Hello, KDWB. JT: Hi, is this Dave Ryan? Me: Yep, who’s this? JT: It’s ya boy, Justin Timberlake. Me: (drops phone. Runs screaming) JT: Hello? Dave? Me: (distant screaming)

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4 years

We're going to talk to @JonahMarais in a few minutes about his COVID diagnosis. @1013KDWB @DailyUpdatesWDW If you miss it, hear it on our podcast "The Dave Ryan Show" on #iHeartRadio

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6 years

I respect Tom Brady and I don’t dislike the Patriots. I’m just so bored with them being in the Playoffs. There’s nothing more boring than a dynasty. It’s like going on the same vacation every year to Iowa when you never really cared about Iowa in the first place.

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4 years

I really don’t think kids have any idea how important they are to their parents, or how immeasurably their parents love them, until one day when they have kids of their own.

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4 years

To spread a little joy during this time, our neighborhood encouraged anyone who plays an instrument to play on their driveway at 5 o’clock this afternoon. Carson and I had a great time and it was fun to bring some smiles and laughter to our street. Mostly laughter but still...

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3 years

I was on a plane from Vegas when a passenger announced the verdict after seeing it on his phone. Everyone was applauding and happy and smiles were everywhere. A black guy saw me applauding too and gave me a somewhat surprised but pretty freaking happy smile.

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6 years

Hey thank you @mspmag ! So nice of you! I’ve loved every minute of it! 🙏

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4 years

If you haven’t tried to calm your anxiety by going outside for a walk, do it. It works wonders. Something about nature has always calmed humans.

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4 years

“Will you shut up, man?” will be remembered for a long time. 😳

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6 years

All these years later I still get a check about once a year for my tiny part in the movie “Joe Somebody.“ Have you seen it? You hear my voice on the radio as Tim Allen is waking up the day of the big fight.

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6 years

I’m a gun owner. (Not a gun nut) I would gladly give up all my guns if it meant there would never be another mass shooting or even one more innocent person killed. But there’s no possible way to eliminate all guns. What is the solution? IS there a solution?

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6 years

Holy $&%#!!!

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2 years

No question, best Super Bowl halftime show I can remember.

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6 years

Thanks Jonah! Glad you’re listening! Safe travels! ✈️

Jonah Marais

@JonahMarais

6 years

over in england eating lunch right now and i’m still tuned into the @daveryankdwb morning show. always been a fan!

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6 years

I’m turning left in about 6 miles so I think I’ll get over into the left lane now and go about 5 miles under the speed limit., Signed, half of Minnesota drivers.

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5 years

Good people can make a mistake and get a DUI. But someone with more than one? Seriously FUCK YOU. Don't put my kids in danger because you're a fuck up, then ask me for advice on how to get out of it.

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5 years

Thank you @daveryankdwb for going off on the women who called for her boyfriend with 3 DUI’s. I was yelling at my radio before you started. Don’t feel bad for either of them!!

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4 years

Hey @jimmyfallon I host a morning show on @1013KDWB in Minneapolis. Watching your show every night (even though I should be sleeping! Love to talk to you one morning soon on our show about life in quarantine, staying sane, etc. DM me if you want to set up a quick call or Zoom!

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1 year

@fasc1nate It wasn’t fashionable. No one smiled in paintings either and in early photography, those paintings were what they modeled their pose after.

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6 years

Awesome job Minnesota! You all did a great job with #SuperBowlLII !!! So proud our state and the people who live here!!! 🏈🏈🏈

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3 years

This is so true.

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4 years

I didn’t vote for you, Governer Walz, but you have been a tremendous leader during all this. Very reassuring and informative. Keep pushing the mask message because, Science. Thank you.

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4 years

Friendly reminder: Wear a mask to protect the people around you and help slow the spread. #StaySafeMN

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5 years

I stop into a radio station down the hall and I ran into @bobsaget ! Yes, I really was this surprised!!

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5 years

Turns out guinea pigs without hair look like tiny hippos.

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2 years

I did nothing all day. Never even changed out of my pajamas. I felt I wasted the entire day, then I realized I spent the day with my family. And that is the most important thing we can do during the day.

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4 years

Thought: When this is all over and if it ends with a lot of people dying, the people who took it seriously will never quite forgive the people who refused to take it seriously. Those who spread it carelessly and overwhelmed the system causing people to die.

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5 years

This is the best thing I’ve seen this week. I wish more people thought the same way Ellen does.

Ellen DeGeneres

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5 years

Yes, that was me at the Cowboys game with George W. Bush over the weekend. Here’s the whole story.

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5 years

Carson got his @BerkleeCollege gear in the mail today. He starts this fall!

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5 years

Holy buckets! After 10 years I’m finally verified on Twitter! Thanks @OnAirWithRick for the assist!

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4 years

Friend of mine suspected the whole COVID thing was being hyped up. Then she got it. She’s miserable but she’ll survive. Now she’s reminding you to wear your mask, distance and be smart. Too bad it took her getting it to believe its real. 😷

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5 years

Austin is a boy who's cat died. He volunteered at the humane society and fell in love with a cat named Grizzard. He wanted to adopt him but someone beat him to it. The good news, that someone was his mom! And Santa told him the good news! 😺❤️

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4 years

Hi @gwenstefani I do the morning show @1013KDWB Minneapolis. We’ve played your music for years! Met you backstage with a listener who got to interview you. We’d love to have you on our show for a quick chat about staying sane while stuck at home. DM me to set up a quick call!

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2 years

What the actual #^$&@???

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7 years

People who still do not understand the zipper merge need to be yanked out of their car and attacked with silly string.

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4 years

Sunday night reminder: Stay calm. A few weeks ago, the media had us believing we were on the verge of World War 3. Now it’s the corona virus. The media loves grabbing stuff like this and using it to turn a profit. Relax, breath, be kind to everyone.

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4 years

😂😂😳😳

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5 years

Have you ever noticed that a lot of the people who post on social media about how “kindness matters“ and how important it is to be nice, are some of the snottiest people you’ve met?

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5 years

I was going to tell a Lake Minnetonka joke but it was too dirty. DO YOU GET IT?????

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7 years

I can’t tell you how I know but you can count on an *NSYNC reunion at the Super Bowl in February. Remember where you heard it first.

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5 years

GPS: turn left in 4.8 miles. Every Person in Minnesota: immediately gets in left lane and slows down.

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4 years

I hope all the selfish people who are buying up all the cold meds, soup, Purel and bottled water will donate it to charity after this has passed. And yes, I realize it will likely get worse, but experts say a 2 week supply is all we’d need.

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1 year

@KyleHunter @POTUS The whole “pay your fair share” bit implies they aren’t already paying their fair share. They are. More than their fair share. This is why people hate politics. It’s all smoke and mirrors. Lies and deception all to stay in office and in power. Never for the good of the people.

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5 years

If the Patriots get into the Super Bowl again, I won’t watch it, not even for the commercials. So tired of that boring dynasty.

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5 years

Spent Thanksgiving with my boys. ❤️

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2 years

I’m picking up a Sun lamp today at bed Bath & beyond because I can’t fucking take any more of this gray shit.

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4 years

Two things. 1. I’m on all morning taking your calls so you have a voice. @1013KDWB can’t just stand by and watch. 2. The mayor and I both need a haircut. #kdwbwhereisthelove

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5 years

With @whydontwemusic #KDWBAtTheFair

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5 years

A psychologist says “Connections matter. A smile is sometimes better than anything you can prescribe.” This is why I smile at strangers on a walk. It may be the only smile they see that day. It sucks that some people judge it as wrong or creepy.

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4 years

I’m a nice guy and moderately considerate some of the time. AND: The button on your airline seat is your button. The space your seat reclines into isn’t MY space, it’s YOUR space. I might not like it, but you have every right to use YOUR button to recline into YOUR space.

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4 years

With @katyperry at #KDWBJingleBall

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3 years

Just had my first almond milk latte. It will also be my last.

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4 years

I think one thing I’m learning in life is there are certain people who get smiled at so infrequently that when you smile at them they look surprised as if they’re not quite sure how to react to someone smiling. Keep smiling at them.

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4 years

Meet My Granddaughter, Ava Louise!

Meet My Granddaughter, Ava Louise! | 101.3 KDWB | Dave Ryan

We finally got to meet her!

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6 years

Guy gets a job but his car breaks down before he can start. So he walked 20 miles to make it to work on time. The cops see, him, buy him breakfast and give him a ride. His boss finds out and then gives him a new car. WOW!

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@daveryankdwb

10 years

Awwwwww Happy wedding @falenkdwb and @MeatSauce1 http://t.co/Um5kZ9adSM

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4 years

The Moment We Found Out Allison Is Pregnant

The Moment We Found Out Allison Is Pregnant | 101.3 KDWB | Dave Ryan

Carson got video of the moment we found out our daughter Allison is pregnant

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4 years

After nearly an hour, I am free from the iHeart elevator! Thanks Joel and crew for getting me out!

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4 years

I hope the Vikings win today. Do you realize they haven’t been to the Super Bowl in 40 years? 40. Randomness alone would have put them in the Super Bowl at least a few times since then. I hate the fact that loyal Vikings fans have never experienced what a championship feels like.

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5 years

Once someone says “supposebly” I can’t take them serially anymore.

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5 years

Love this bit of wisdom: "Going to bed early is how grown-ups sleep in." I never thought of that!

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4 years

Happy Halloween!!! 🎃 👻 😱

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7 years

Happy five-year anniversary to my girl @falenkdwb ! You make us laugh and roll our eyes every day on @1013KDWB ! Love you Falen!

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8 years

The rainbow over Paisley Park yesterday.

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2 years

So fun to hang last night with @WCCOAmelia @frankieVWCCO and @jasonmatheson at the preview of Jason’s club “Lush.” Beautiful place and a great night!

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4 years

How long till this fly becomes a meme?

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4 years

During halftime, the Packers should sneak on to the team bus and get to the airport before anyone notices they’re gone.

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7 years

I just auditioned for and got accepted into "Bugles Across America." I will have the honor of playing "Taps" at veteran's funerals.

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3 years

My dad survived World War 2 but many did not. Memorial Day isn’t a “long weekend.” It’s a day to honor the memories and sacrifices of those who never made it home.

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4 years

Wait! @jimmyfallon follows me!!! This is a great day!

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4 years

Come on @amazon Can we be a little more environmentally-friendly? An envelope would have worked fine.

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5 years

Camilla and Shawn, the most unnatural fake couple since Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. #AMAs2019

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5 years

A guy in Florida offered to pay a panhandler $15 an hour to do yard work, but he refused. So the guy went home . . . made his own sign SHAMING the panhandler for it . . . then followed him around to let other people know what happened.

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4 years

It’s a great Day to remember a chapter from my book: Shovel an old person‘s driveway. I will add, even if they have the “wrong“ sign in their yard. In fact, *especially* if they have the “wrong” sign in their yard.

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4 years

😂😂😂

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5 years

Am I the only one who hates digital billboards? Just about the time I get close enough to read them it changes to something else. And by that time I’m also .453 seconds from rear ending the person in front of me.

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6 years

Boring Patriot Dynasty.

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3 years

Oh wow. Don’t go out unless you have to. The roads are atrocious and traffic is creeping along at a snail’s pace. This traffic report has been sponsored by me, Dave Ryan.

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6 years

I think they need to promote the zipper merge during “Matlock” reruns so old fucks will finally learn what it is.

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@daveryankdwb

6 years

If you have to work tomorrow and can’t stay home because of the weather, remember not to stress too much in traffic. Everyone else will be late too. Oh, and listen to our show for stress relief, laughs and a great distraction. 😀📻

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5 years

Falen had her baby Sunday! We'll talk to her husband Jake and get all the details including the baby's name, next on @1013KDWB

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3 years

Minnesotans are crazy. 36° is not warm enough to eat outside on a restaurant patio. But that’s what I just witnessed.

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5 years

Breaking news: Jayme Closs of Barron, Wisconsin has been found alive.

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5 years

This “getting dark early” business makes me want to go to bed in about a half hour. 😴

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5 years

Yay! Lena! 📻🎶

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5 years

So excited to announce that I’ll be filling in on @daveryankdwb when @falenkdwb goes on maternity leave! I can’t wait to revisit my 1st radio gig and hang with you all again! 💖 (I promise to keep your area clean, Falen 😘) cc: @Steveokdwb @1013KDWB

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7 years

With Will Smith and DJ Jazzy Jeff. Elk River high school. 1993.

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6 years

Are you looking for something to be offended by? I’ve done the hiring. I’ve made the choices. That kind of speaks for itself. One day when you run a department, you can and should call it your own.

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3 years

5.3 miles on the treadmill. 762 cal burned in one hour and three minutes. Not bad for an old guy. I hope you are taking care of your health and fitness. Remember exercise helps with your mood and your outlook. #MotionEqualsEmotion

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10 years

If the best drug-treatment center in the world couldn't save Robin Williams that's a pretty fucking strong message never ever to try drugs.

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5 years

I just remembered Carson isn’t coming home tonight and my heart hurt a little.

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4 years

I’m about to play Taps in my driveway for Memorial Day. If you play bugle or trumpet, please play at 3pm to honor those who died in service to our country.

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4 years

Why does every iPhone charging cord work great for awhile and the just all of a sudden stop working at all?

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Something I'm Really Proud Of

Something I'm Really Proud Of | 101.3 KDWB | Dave Ryan

Being in the company of these people is pretty amazing...

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3 years

This is replacing the Cherry and the Spoon.

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4 years

Friday at 7am I’m doing something I’ve never done on @1013KDWB to show unity and compassion for the problems and challenges POC face. I hope you can listen.

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