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2 years
The last time I used drugs was June 2 2008. That means I’ve been clean for 5000 days. Maybe not a big deal for some but a monumental achievement for myself.
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2 years
Mom had an amazing time at her first show and she’s already planning the next one!!
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3 years
Today I’ve been in recovery for 13 years. I shot up for the last time in the middle of the night and that morning went to treatment. Today I am filled with gratitude to the point of becoming emotional. So many wonderful things have happened to me since then. Too many to list here
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2 years
23 years ago today I saw Phish for the first time at MSG, I had just turned 18 and I bought fake L from 2 cute girls. Girls, if you’re reading this, fuck you.
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Turns out tornados aren’t cool, bro
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4 years
I’ve been clean for 12 years today. Seems minuscule with what’s happening around our country right now
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11 months
15 yrs clean today. It’s been a rough year. I’ve had 1 reminder after another that, even after 15 years, I am not exempt from slipping back into my old ways of thinking and acting. Thread 1/6
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2 years
If you throw cigarette butts on the ground, fuck you
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3 years
Regarding Donna: She was in The Grateful Dead. You were not. You may now exit the conversation
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10 months
Oil Change✅ Fluid top off✅ Cleaned out and ready for guests✅ She’s ready for her 1st ride to The Mann
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10 months
Up front!
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3 years
My 9yo just told me that Reba is her “ultimate favorite Phish song” and tbh I couldn’t be more proud 😭
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4 years
13 years ago I “had” to use drugs to get through the day. All I had was debt and jail time over my head. Through recovery I found a new way to live! I get to walk here from my house today. So fucking blessed
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1 year
I’d rather listen to Donna scream for 10 minutes than listen to Phil sing Box of Rain. Respond.
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7 days
I wonder where these heroes are today
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3 years
Don’t run into my crew at the next Phish concert. You’ve been warned.
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3 years
Good morning family, I’m going to give my notice at work today. Starting a new chapter at my own business. Wish me luck
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3 months
Lost another lifelong friend to drugs. I’ve been experiencing this since I was a teenager and it never gets any easier
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2 years
Do you ever fantasize about ramming other cars with your car?
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5 years
Been clean for 11 years today. Gonna take a shower to celebrate
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3 years
If I bring fresh corn from our farm (picked morning of) to Hershey, will you eat it with me? It will most likely be the best corn you’ve ever had.
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10 months
Yesterday’s pre show moment of zen brought to you by @radiator9987
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10 months
This is a story, a story of 2 grumpy old men going to NC
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4 months
Go fuck yourself @Zachsamaphone I’m at Phish
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2 years
Hey olds, remember when phish made you believe that @tomhanks came out on stage for Wilson?
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2 years
Watch out!
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3 years
⁦ @BillyStrings ⁩ did you know that, pound for pound, the bluegill is the hardest fighting freshwater fish?
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4 months
Remember when Mickey got kicked out of the Dead and we all had to send letters and make long distance phone calls on our rotary phones to crack jokes about it? These kids just don’t know 😮‍💨
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1 year
I’ve been in recovery for 14.5 years and I’m still capable of being caught up in the obsession to use. It sneaks up on me
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4 years
Waiting for Whitney’s answer
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3 years
My brother-in-law just got a divorce and has reverted back to adolescence. How do I help him?
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3 years
What is the best Beastie Boys album and why is it Check Your Head?
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3 years
She wore her Reba shirt to school today
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2 years
Officially been married for 11 years today. Wish me luck on getting laid tonight
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2 years
Truest meme
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2 years
Carried 1 dozen eggs in 1 hand up from the coop yesterday. Nbd
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4 years
First family adventure in the westy!
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2 years
I got news for ya, if you’re planning on attending Phish in Mexico it’s HIGHLY LIKELY that you will catch the Kuroda virus. Just sayin
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2 years
Judge me how you see fit but I found this baby squirrel in my yard today with no mommy to be seen and the only thing I know for sure in this world is that I need it to love me.
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10 months
We found mom
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8 days
Trey in a recent interview: We have the most welcoming community. Phish fans: STFU DREW CAREY
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4 months
New stat just dropped: Number of shows you’ve pooped at
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2 years
Say what you will about how it looks but my braids have come a long way
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9 months
Big time fuck you
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3 months
Sneaking into Glen Close during the set to shit in your tent 🤝🏼
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2 years
This fucking queen
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3 years
New shoes who dis
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1 year
Happy Sunday
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3 months
TL delivery
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2 months
Good morning. Fuck you
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3 months
Haven’t had a drink in over 15 years cuz I’m not a little bitch
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Marco Esquandolmas
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3 months
Didn’t do Dry January cuz I’m not a little bitch
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10 months
Mom got her half naked hug! @magkaz
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9 months
We’re on lot, fuck you
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3 years
Level up into my 40s today
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2 years
Damn! Yesterday was my 24th Phishiversary and I didn’t even realize I was celebrating it at a show. Nice 1st show eh?
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4 months
I’ll be at Phish in NYC in 1 week for the 1st time since 12/4/09
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4 months
Pssst... I heard they're gonna do the real Gamehendge at Mondegreen
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3 years
I think it’s clear. Joe needs a beard
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10 months
Prep cooks out here using their compostable smoking devices
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1 year
Can anyone on here explain the shower curtain to me? It’s at my brother-in-law’s and he refuses to explain
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3 years
⁦ @mmmyfe ⁩ why are you in a google search for Mike Gordon’s hair?
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3 years
Phish and the Dead at sporting events is normal now. Act accordingly
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5 months
PSA: Men and women alike can fuck who they want. As long as it’s consensual it is absolutely none of your fucking business
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2 years
Our cat has been missing since late March and she just came home and hooo boy are we a little emotional right meow
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9 months
On the road 🚌
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1 year
Sitting on top of a super important server rack in a super important hospital working on cooling and I’m not nervous at all… I swear
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3 years
We almost flipped the tractor and worked for a solid 10 hours on this bitch but after sitting in pieces for a year we finally got it together. Thanks to my great brother in laws. My kids are ecstatic
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2 months
Out here. Forklifting while the sun rises
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15 days
I heard that Phish is gonna cover an entire album written by a Phish Twitter micro-celeb about a Phish Twitter loser
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1 year
Gonna say this here because it needs to be said: Peanut butter jars should be like deodorant, just twist a little knob at the bottom and the pb comes to you. This is how I know capitalism has failed us
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2 years
Aaaaaannd.. we’re off!
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2 years
She’s all cleaned up and ready for company next weekend
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4 years
Farm crate/barn wood book shelf. Good or bad idea? Be honest
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22 days
Night time redbud for you
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5 months
Thinking about going to Billy tonight. What say you?
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2 years
She has the most boopable nose ever and you can’t tell me otherwise
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11 months
Second saved turtle of the season
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1 year
Hey guys here’s my full on extremely complex dulcimer rig rundown. Try not to get too turned on
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1 year
How many of you actually know what a gizzard is?
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2 years
Been at this air b&b since Tuesday and it just dawned on me that the last time I used was in this alley. That was June 1st 2008. Lotta gratitude for recovery and the life I’ve found within it.
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I just had a thought. Has anyone actually told Trey that Ticketmaster sucks?
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2 years
Mom’s out here still obsessing over her 1st Phish show
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10 months
Seeing Phish with my mom today so, if you don’t like wholesome content, go ahead and mute me
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2 years
Isn’t it absolutely astounding how you can be having the worst day ever and put on good tunes and have it change your entire mood? Music is magic
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1 year
@Zachsamaphone Happy Birthday there bud
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5 months
⁦ @KarinaRykman ⁩ don’t forget to say happy birthday to Tom
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3 years
My 9yo just shushed me so she could listen to a news story on npr and I’m not sure how to feel right now
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3 months
Billy + Chris > Jerry + David
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1 year
It do be #caturday
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3 months
Happy birthday @radiator9987 !!! My 1st Twitter hang and my ride-or-die bitch. Love you so much
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⁦ @Wolfenhaus ⁩ with his stepdad last night
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11 months
Just took a fireball to the face nbd
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2 years
Just had my foot swept by a lady cleaning the Home Depot bathroom while I’m in the stall pooping
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4 months
Official #Goose announcement
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3 years
Why does a 30 second convo with a Phish bro you just met always end up being a stat flex?
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4 months
Just fist bumped @TomMarshall111
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1 year
Annual reminder that if your heat stops working dm me. If you live near by I’ll fix that shit in a jiffy 🫡
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10 months
This is what friends are for
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