Another Kowkarot DSP edit is going viral. I'm telling you guys, we need to recruit the Vtuber army to our cause. Vtubers are the lightning to Phil's metal armor.
Just a reminder that Phil spent around $5000 on WWE last month instead of taking his wife out on a summer vacation. And now he forced Khet to make him Costco chili hot dogs and mac and cheese which he ate alone without her. What kind of fucking marriage is this?
This is a weird time in DSP history. His support is the lowest it's ever been and getting worse. We've basically won, except there's one person at the party who just won't take the hint and leave already so we can all go to bed. hint hint hint ☕️
OIC - "8 years of repression, I came out and start HRT."
DSP - "I have no idea what that means, but thanks for re-upping your membership. Haha, I have no idea what you're talking about."
> Can't afford to fix dishwasher
> Can't afford to fix shower
> Can't afford to fix toilet
> Can't afford to fix moldy walls
> Can't afford Jasper's bloodwork
> Can't afford nice shirts
> Can't afford to take Khet on vacation
> Can't afford a PC
> Can't afford to take a day off
Phil has a little slip of the tongue and admits that, although he takes advantage of his viewers, he doesn't do it as badly as the Side Scrollers do it.
So let's recap Phil's last few months, all of which was of his own doing:
- Turns down 50k from Keem
- Destroyed on Side Scrollers
- Failed false flagging campaign
- Deletes almost 300 videos
- Mysterious medical/marital (?) problems
- Still balding
- Khet still getting fatter
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No one cares whether the documentary got canceled or not except for you. You're fighting your own civil war inside your head, Rich. The only thing that came out of this is that you fully transitioned into a lolcow in front of everyone.
ReviewTechUSA assures everyone that, "No one will be harmed, and I will not harm myself," and then launches into an a capella cover of Every Breath You Take by The Police.
Not sure what to say about this one other than, seek help, Rich.
Jenna, talking about Phil:
"The only reason people know who I am is because my sister's dating someone whose famous on the internet. Well, no they're not dating, she's married to him. He's a Twitch streamer but nobody likes him, he's a weirdo, he's a PDF, he's a weirdo."
I see alotta peepul giving KingBCruel a hard time, which I get, but keep in mind there are some detractors, including detractor streamers, who are "former" DSP dents, so keep the same energy for them if you really feel this way.
Phil, you probably won't read this, but when you false-flagged my friends' channels, you made a big mistake. Up until now, I wasn't sure how I was going to get back at you. But now I know exactly how.
RTU, this you?
(a musical-style receipt, feat. Piece of Peace and The Misery Merchants)
"I'm second in line to fucking Tevin."
"Also behind Itsagundam."
"DSP considers me one of the Top 5 detractors."
You can always tell that a lolcow is triggered if they record/stream from their car. That's how you know the trolls are living rent-free in Rekieta's head, because this dude can't even wait to get home to make a video.
Boogie, talking to Mutahar: "You're still fucking wrong [about my girlfriend's age]. I have her ID in my wallet. I know how old she is."
What. the fuck.
He knows that we make fun of him for the Zelda jammies. Why does he still wear them? He's willing to buy 40 new crispy shirts for the business, but not put on a real pair of pants??
new detractor song dropped today, dedicated to every detractor who got hit.
Darksy De Flow - it time go (a DSP song)
Here's a short clip. Full song on my Youtube.
Phil's 7-year old printer broke, so he bought and rush-shipped a new one from Amazon because he needed to "print a few pages to pay a few bills."
This morahn actually Door Dashed a new printer instead of going to a Staples to get it printed for like $0.15.
Have you noticed that Phil has been wearing all of his button-down shirts in an open-style lately, with the buttons undone? I'm 99% pahsitive it's because we bullied him about his shirt buttons always stretching. Rent-free.
This screenshot really shows how he does the bare minimum to create the illusion that he's a professional. Everything in his life is a facade, loosely propped up by a PS5 box.
DSP's Digital Summer Party, Connecticut Edition, complete with:
- 0:15 homophobic jokes
- 0:35 a real grill (not a Google Image grill)
- 0:44 beer, former alcoholic
- 1:19 anti-Semitism, "shoot him in the Jew-fro"
- 1:36 scat
- 2:02 alien laugh
Holding an all day, 1-man Super Bowl party, watching a simulated football game by yourself the day BEFORE the Super Bowl has got to be the saddest, most alien way to celebrate the Super Bowl ever.
"If there was no money, there would be no detractor community."
I'm not monetized, Phil. Neither are most detractors. I make kahntent because I have fun doing it. And if I ever do choose to monetize it, the last person whose opinion would matter is yours, you e-begging pig.
I was a fan of DSP for years. As of recent, everyone has seen his meltdown over my comment. I have stopped supporting him and see him for the maniac he is. All he cares about is money and nothing else. Send me that spoon asshole so I can send you my shit.
#dsp
#darksydephil
Dutch Bros are gone, KGhaleon is disassociating, Jaxx will leave once Phil is done with SF6.... Sounds like Phil has "embarrassed the community" one too many times. Is this the final final season?