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DANIEL GOT HITS

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DANIEL GOT HITS
2 months
Rekt Radio ( @rektradio_ ) Episode 66 - @DanielGotHits 01:16 - $WIF trade, people saying "top signal" since $10M 03:50 - how did Daniel get into crypto/NFTs 06:40 - Daniel's soccer/football background ⚽ 10:02 - how does Daniel make a living 😂😂 13:18 - paperhanding, learning…
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“I’ve been in crypto since 2017” “Damn, you must be rich af!!!”
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trader A: you buy $1k of something. it goes to $50k. suddenly it becomes your whole life, watching the chart. massive mood swings on ups or downs. checking the price all day every day. you're gonna hold it to a billion!!! after a few weeks, it tires you out emotionally and you…
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DANIEL GOT HITS
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back in the day you could get 5 bitcoins just by typing two words lol, and repeat as many times as you wanted
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The most insane part of the Stripe announcement isn’t just that you can pay in crypto…. It’s that the SELLER receives normal fiat. Aka, they don’t need to know or care that you paid in crypto. Your crypto stays with Stripe, then they pay out USD to the seller. When…
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DANIEL GOT HITS
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@ItsThatEM wOw sO edGY bRo!!! cool aF!!!
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of course the bitcoin halving is gonna be on fucking 4/20/2024 it's literally a fucking palindrome (u can read it the same backwards as forwards) supercycle confirmed
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LOOOOOOOL no fucking way😂😂😂😂
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i'll get killed for this one but stocks create no value. they are a just a liquidity mechanism for the shareholders to dump on you. you think you're smart holding TSLA or MSTR while the insiders dump billions on your head every month lol. you're the exit liquidity with zero…
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DANIEL GOT HITS
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imagine buying an apartment all cash for $750,000 and then still having a $3k/month HOA payment forever lol
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This cycle is so fucking hard to read. I literally feel like we’re at the bottom, the top, euphoric, oversold, overbought and barely starting all at once lol Very weird one
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I’m slowly realizing that real estate is just NFTs for boomers LOL
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You should check out ripple, it’s going to be used for bank transfers
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NFT NYC speaker has his mutant listed at the floor LOL
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@JackK “We continue to take representation and bias seriously” = Don’t worry guys, we will keep being racist and force-feeding diversity to you once this blows over
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DANIEL GOT HITS
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"crypto isn't money" "but you need a money transmitter license" "lol it's not a threat to the government, everyone knows it's worthless" "but we're banning it" "it has no value, but you need to pay taxes on it"
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DANIEL GOT HITS
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Cape Coral, Florida has literally THOUSANDS of houses for sale after the airbnb bubble is bursting can get a 4 bedroom house now for $400k literally right next to the ocean lets all just move there and make it a "web3 hub" LOL
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@GRomePow
Darth Powell 🦈🇺🇲🇺🇦🇵🇱🇫🇮
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We're going to need maps of what is NOT for sale in Cape Coral soon
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DANIEL GOT HITS
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If you haven’t felt sick to your stomach for days because of financial decisions you made in crypto I don’t respect you
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NFT NYC speaker list lol. who da FOOK are these people😂😂😂😂😂😂
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DANIEL GOT HITS
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KSI literally lost everything on LUNA, logged off for 4 years and then came back as this guy
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DANIEL GOT HITS
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we’re still early? Right guys? right???😩😩
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DANIEL GOT HITS
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in 2012 i was ranked #2 in the entire world in my sport, freestyle soccer 😊😊
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ethan !!!
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share a piece of lore about yourself
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what stage of the cycle is this
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DANIEL GOT HITS
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Someone should drop a 10k pfp project and mint 33% on Solana , 33% on ETH and 33% on ordinals Literally split the collection across all 3 majors and have special traits that are unique to each specific chain Founders gotta get more creative and stop doing the same shit
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this makes me feel so much better about my issues
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DANIEL GOT HITS
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I will fade Base no matter how much people tell me not to lol. I literally think not a single normal person will give a fuck about it ever
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DANIEL GOT HITS
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god has chosen
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DANIEL GOT HITS
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Your NFTs are down 95% from the last cycle. Then, you missed the entire memecoin run before buying the exact picotop two months ago. Your best friend Dave minted a Bitcoin Puppet, made $500,000 worth of airdrops and retired. Last week, your parents noticed your overall sadness…
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Am I fucking high or is the bitcoin halving date literally a magic number 😫😫😫😫 4/20/2024
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lol this is literally art
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I have some bad news My girl has just decided to cash in our weekly date night chip on watching DUNE 2 tonight Ordinals are parabolic Wif is at $1.50 The timeline is going crazy And u want me to spend 2 hours watching Timothy chalomet????? Down so bad Retardio
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DANIEL GOT HITS
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$WIF can't even raise $650k to put this thing on the sphere?? absolute bottom signal, market seems slow and worried still excited for the upcoming bull run
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DANIEL GOT HITS
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Lambo is such a small and dumb goal. Let’s aim for retiring our parents
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DANIEL GOT HITS
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this dude held since 2010, just to nuke the fucking chart at ATH resistance never change crypto, never change
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Bitcoin News
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NEW: It appears that a large amount of #Bitcoin mined in 2010 was dumped following the ATH, partially contributing to today's price correction 👀 #Bitcoin moving from old hands to new hands 🤝
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what’s the point of all this
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My girl just called me crying coz she got laid off a second ago so I told her I’ll just get her pregnant and we can finally start a family lol Turn a negative into a positive - I’ll just work twice as hard now, fuck it
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DANIEL GOT HITS
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i must say hats off to @phantom , they have a really fucking excellent wallet imo giving people a heads up when they qualify for airdrops is a really nice touch too metamask asleep at the wheel as usual
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DANIEL GOT HITS
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my entire life I’ve seen my dad wake up every day at 6am and load up his tools and paint buckets out to the van so I’m not gonna let that man down 🫡🫡 respect to all hard-working dads
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DANIEL GOT HITS
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Coinbase is still refusing to list the 3rd biggest memecoin in all of crypto. Definitely some inside agenda, you can tell they are coping hard and wish it would just go away We pray for our enemies @coinbase 💙
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DANIEL GOT HITS
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the lack of top signals is great no celebrities buying punks jimmy kimmel isn't having a fake laugh orgasm wif hat mainstream media barely even reporting on anything it's dead quiet outside of our bubble amazing
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DANIEL GOT HITS
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Having more fun with memecoins than I was with NFTs in 2021 At least with shitcoins if u wanna sell u just click a button Imagine having to list on OpenSea and deal with undercutters for hours, waiting for someone to buy your specific listing Fuck NFTs bro 😂😂
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They really just mentioned BOME, DOGE and WIF on Bloomberg lol simulation is glitching
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do not buy an expensive pfp. it will stand in the way of your gains lol trust me. ive been there. if you buy it, do not set it as your pfp. once you set it as your pfp, your thinking will become impaired and you be unable to sell "MuH iDEnTiTY" keep broke pfp, get rich silently
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DANIEL GOT HITS
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The government forced our hand Real estate is out of reach Stocks at 100-year cycle highs, and when retail started winning they rigged the system to protect $GME So we gotta run up crypto until we make it or die trying It’s really not our fault - it’s the last ticket left
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$500,000 onchain $WIF buy lol bull run activated
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DANIEL GOT HITS
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Pepe holders will be rich Mog holders will be rich Bonk holders will be rich Wif holders will be rich Punks holders will be rich Nodemonkes holders will be rich Dogecoin holders will be rich Bitcoin holders will be rich Sol holders will be rich Eth holders will be rich
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DANIEL GOT HITS
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never ever chase a derivative of a memecoin there are people who "missed" pepe or wif at $10M then lost $5,000 aping into pepebonk, trumpepe, pepe2.0, dogwifpepe, dogwifshoes etc when they could have still bought the original and be up 50x buying derivs keeps u broke forever
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knock knock 😂😂
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$DOGE could become the first memecoin on the stock market, with futures potentially launching on April 1st
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insane tech
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the fact there's no Bitcoin or ETH emojis yet on apple is so ridiculous lol pregnant man in every skin tone, but not a trillion dollar asset
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BREAKING: Solana memecoin @dogwifcoin completes $650,000 community fundraiser for the Vegas sphere Despite this, donations continue to rise above the total value requested
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i'm now a $WIF maxi. tonight i will be selling every other memecoin i own and just holding wif. can feel my cortisol going down already. i will be happier, calmer and more moisturized. im tired of the trenches. take me home daddy
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DANIEL GOT HITS
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@ecb EVERYONE STOP USING BITCOIN😫😫😫😫😫😫 U MUST USE THE EURO AND STAY POOR!!! 🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺 PLZZZ BRITAIN COME BACK, NOOOOOOOOO😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
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memecoins are the gateway drug to bitcoin and ethereum normie teenager comes in, makes $10k on a memecoin starts going up the IQ curve, talks to smart degens, observes chads buying bitcoin, eth etc eventually becomes a long-term crypto holder/believer embrace memecoins
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POV: the last thing you see before you retire your bloodline
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how do you know this satoshi guy won't come back and change the supply of bitcoins?
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i've seen so many people in last few months flexing on their teachers lol "i earn more than my teachers" "now i earn more than my professors" congrats, you out-earn a severely underpaid normie, who's just trying to be a good person and teach stuff to kids cringe level 1000
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Bro literally thinks $80k and buying two Toyotas is “escaping the matrix” 😂😂 This is why people hate crypto holders lol
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The last 6 months have been life altering. I dropped out of college at 19 after seeing how pointless it was with a Laptop and a goal. Ive not only bought my first 2 cars in Cash. But Ran up a wallet multiple times with more money than most people will see in their life.…
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damn lol
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Hmm. Hey @danielgothits . Nice to meet you. So here are a few things I’ve done: Founded 2 companies and exited Speak internationally on regulatory, fundraising, and operational issues in blockchain and edge tech A publisher asked me to write a book on finance and DeFi. Which…
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in the same month as the US prints another trillion dollars, Bitcoin’s daily supply is being reduced by 50% And these two things will keep going in opposite directions forever Get positioned fast
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Coinbase goes down every time we're at ATH refuses to list the two biggest memes of the cycle $PEPE and $WIF despite them both being over $2B each at what point is it market manipulation
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@DegenerateNews @X im shocked that sending money on the internet to "0xNIBBA" did not result in a successful outcome
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U guys don’t even remember how insane 2021 was If an influencer like beanie/artchick etc even JOINED a project’s discord and said “hey”, the floor would fucking 5-10x within a day lol It was literally sheer chaos and euphoria every single day for months
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Think about how stupid @coinbase looks, listing piles and piles of vaporware garbage but not $PEPE and $WIF clear agenda and failing their shareholders and customers
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dont fade bro base is the future
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why are we forced to pretend we like ETH L2s ive bridged to every single one and they are all beyond trash i will not be peer pressured into liking them
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Rich people never sell assets They just refi them or take loans against them over and over Bitcoin won’t be any different
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lol no way lebron pumping our bags now 😂😂
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Ladies & gentlemen: "the memecoin majors" Pepe and WIF have ascended through the battlefield of thousands of fallen soldiers to become the #3 and #4 memecoins in the world, and the only others in the Top 50 next to doge and shiba Time to begin the assault on the boomer coins
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Why are people so unfriendly these days? Literally give someone a smile “hey how’s it going” and people are like 😑😑😑😑 Absolute fucking weirdos lol. Covid literally broke everyone’s brains
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Pre-sale devs trying to figure out how to drop the coin after raising millions of dollars
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SHIB has 1.3M holders WIF only has 88k so early it's not even funny
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just told my mom about WIF and she asked me to buy TEN (10 !!!!) coins for her, "incase it goes to $1,000" loooooooool omfg bro 😂😂
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nah 12 eth is fucking crazy 😭😭 wtf dude
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"Historical NFTs" developed a bad rep by the end of the last cycle, mainly because a lot of grifty people started abusing the term "omg this is the first pfp with a dog!!! pre-apes bro!!!" but the truth is, early NFTs have some of the most insane risk/reward I've ever seen, if…
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how it feels hodling $WIF
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remember: you will only make as much money as you think you deserve if you don't think you could be a millionaire, you won't be you will somehow sabotage yourself because mentally you actually feel guilty or negative towards money accept unlimited abundance and use it for good
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if a coin takes more than 5 words to explain, i'm fading it automatically. aint nobody got time for college lectures on shit lol. frog funny. dog has hat. orange coin gold. solana fast cheap.
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you guys buying $NAP or nah?
buying it. gud meme
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yeah fam, dubai is where it's at. just converted to islam and bought a rolex submariner innit. i own some crypto but e-commerce is where all the real G's are at. are you in hustler's university?
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This is the most Choose Rich thing @allnick has ever said 💎💎
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just a heads up, WIF is already more valuable than the sphere we'll still let them advertise with us tho
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one of the things people dont talk about enough is the mental health aspect of crypto. it's not fucking normal to deal with these kind of % swings in your finances, with added anxiety of jeeting 1000x's early, selling others too late, roundtripping, fomo etc. need very thick skin
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lost $5,000 in $NAP overnight. im done with pre-sales lol kek
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holy fuck over $1B inflows on the Bitcoin ETF’s today 😳😳😳😳😳😳 unbelievable
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this lady is the CEO of a highly successful escrow company they do $5B in yearly volume but more importantly, THEY DO CRYPTO CLOSINGS in all 50 states you can literally buy your next house or investment property straight from your metamask LOL. crazy
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it is absolutely insane how much of an early lead OpenSea blew to magic eden. astronomical
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How it started vs. How it’s going
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I didn’t grow up a religious person, or even in a religious family. But the more they government and media tries to mock Jesus the more I will publicly support him for the rest of my life
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BREAKING: Ordinals collection @nodemonkes officially flips Bored Ape Yacht Club, with a floor of 0.72 BTC ($49,400)
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@LA_Multi_Fam ironic part is that if eviction laws were swift and efficient, the owner could just approve her. but the laws make it too risky so people like this can't get an apartment. upside down world
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Bitcoin is officially in price discovery for the first time since April 2021 enjoy lads
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Millions of crypto normies don’t check twitter They just wake up every day and check the 24h% top gainers on the first page of CoinMarketCap This is now what they will see lol. So much higher
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“Nobody can have tattoos worse than NFT holders” Moby: “hold my soy milk”
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I didn’t give you permission to use my cat’s picture for your stupid memecoin!!! Take it down NOW or I’m calling your employer and sending an email to Solana Wait… you’re unemployed and I can’t email solana???? Nooooooooooooo 😫😫😫😫 Nooooooooooooooo
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It was kinda rubbing me the wrong way that the owner of $WIF dog wasn’t really benefiting financially Really cool to see the auction went well and she made a crazy bag. Not only is it the right thing to happen, but also kind of wraps up the whole situation full circle. Huge W
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“What stops someone else from just making their own bitcoin”
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everyone thinks BAYC is doomed meanwhile, all the little cool edgy milady and remilio kids who spent years dissing it will all buy apes at like 5-10 eth and flip the script on everyone as an ironic "we're the boss now" play watch BAYC be above 50 eth again by end of the year
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you should wake up thanking god every day they called it cryptocurrencies instead of cryptoassets this small difference managed to buy you an extra 10 years of stacking while every rich tradfi boomer in the world completely misunderstands the entire thing daniel got hits
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