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Dan O'Toole
1 year
2 pictures 2 years apart. You get one guess on which picture is before and after 2 years of sobriety. 2 years ago I woke up and said three words: ‘I need help.’ Greatest words I’ve ever spoken. Help is out there. You just need to ask. It gets so much better. 🙏🙏❤️❤️
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3 years
Had I known last night was my final show, I would have tried a little harder. Ahhhh, who am I kidding. I probably wouldn't have. It was a wild ride. If you got our show, then you laughed along with us. Thank you! Peace and love and let's raise a glass together once Covid is over.
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Dan O'Toole
7 years
Hey Canada, we are COMING HOME TO TSN!!!! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 #onetweetaday2017
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Dan O'Toole
4 years
So great to be back!
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Dan O'Toole
9 years
THIS IS REAL: Boss just told us, if this tweet gets 50 thousand retweets, @JayOnrait and I are allowed to grow beards for the playoffs.
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Dan O'Toole
2 years
RRR on Netflix. Wow. Never have I seen a movie like it ever before.
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Dan O'Toole
5 years
Spotted on the way to work: Raptors offer to Kawhi
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Dan O'Toole
4 years
Tears watching this. And if you have a single negative thing to say about this, leave. Get out. Don’t want your words. Don’t want anything to do with you.
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4 years
In case you wanted to remember the reception when a real president walked through a park near the @WhiteHouse .
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Dan O'Toole
6 years
Wait.... she had the Royal baby, walked out and showed it to everyone, then went home?! I had fast food yesterday and couldn’t leave the couch.
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Dan O'Toole
6 years
Humboldt...... words can't fix anything right now, but know that our tears flow alongside yours. You are hurting, so that means we are all hurting. Our entire country is wrapping its arms around your community. We are here for you.
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Dan O'Toole
2 years
When you schedule an 11am news conference, start it 11am. It’s literally the bare minimum you can do. And easy to accomplish. Be on time. Show people you respect their time.
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Dan O'Toole
6 years
The NHL has 2 afternoon playoff games starting at the same time today. Dumbest league on earth.
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Dan O'Toole
6 years
Just to be clear, because I want to have it straight, @realDonaldTrump opened a ‘university’ in which people paid, and then he had to settle a class action lawsuit for 25 million for ripping them off. @KingJames opened a free school, in which students pay nothing. Ok. Got it.
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Dan O'Toole
7 years
Tonight I got to do a TV show that I literally love doing. To you that welcomed us back into your homes, thank you, thank you, thank you.
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Dan O'Toole
3 months
It’s ok to ask for help. I did. Greatest thing I ever did..The recovery community is the greatest team a person could ever have. I’m grateful I found my wolf pack. I’m grateful I decided to change my life. I’m grateful I finally grew up. Honestly, I’m just freakin grateful.
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Dan O'Toole
6 years
Let me get this straight, @nhl plays zero night games Super Bowl Sunday, zero games on American Thanksgiving, yet play games on Canadian Thanksgiving and a Canadian NHL team is on the ice during the Grey Cup. Awesome.
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Dan O'Toole
2 years
Now that the dust has settled, I think we can all agree that the Maple Leafs goal song can finally be changed. Please. Very much please.
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Dan O'Toole
2 years
I FINALLY GOT A JOB. Sure it’s in my basement, but hey, it’s something. It’s Boomsies. A podcast. Teaser episode is up now. Spotify: Apple: Youtube:
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Dan O'Toole
1 year
Dear @NHL . How to make next years All Star weekend in Toronto the spectacle it should be and THE event of your season: -have it at the Dome. 50,000 people. Concert lighting. Each skills event has its own designated area. No waiting around for the next event to be set up. 1/7
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Dan O'Toole
6 years
Canada wrote off a 1 billion dollar loan to Chrysler? They don’t have repay a cent of it. But as a citizen, don’t be a second late in paying your taxes or you have to pay a penality. Got it.
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Dan O'Toole
7 years
Well... life complete.
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Dan O'Toole
4 years
Meet 2040, Canadian Olympic Athlete, Oakland Eleanor Sandra Newman-O’Toole. Nothing like spicing up a pandemic by throwing a baby into the mix!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Dan O'Toole
6 years
Reason #478 why Canadians are the best. Gold medal winners John Morris and Kaitlyn Lawes brought ice cold Molson Canadian to our set in S. Korea so that we could celebrate with them.
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Dan O'Toole
1 year
Totally get not playing NHL games in the States on American Thanksgiving, but I don’t know, maybe ice some all Canadian matchups for that night? Just a thought. Crazy crazy idea but what do I know.
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Dan O'Toole
7 years
Crazy thought. What if, we as a Country, instead of a moment of silence for Gord, picked a day, and belted out a Hip song together?!
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Dan O'Toole
2 years
‘Happy Anniversary to the start of your new life’ -text I got today, and the perfect perspective. 1 year ago today, got fired for the first time in my life. Spit out by the machine, but luckily I took the grease! Thanks to each of you that’s reached out. Peace and love ❤️❤️❤️
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Dan O'Toole
3 years
RIP indeed.
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JayOnSC
3 years
A comedy legend. RIP Norm Macdonald.
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Dan O'Toole
4 years
Here she is anyway, Oakland. 4 days old.
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Dan O'Toole
7 months
shout out to kids still using pillow cases to collect Halloween candy. we see you. respect
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Dan O'Toole
6 years
Canada is once again awash in tears. People were simply out enjoying the sunshine in Toronto, and never returned to work. Families ripped apart in an instant. Gutted. #torontostrong
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Dan O'Toole
5 years
The Stanley Cup is headed to SASKATOON!!!!!!!!! And REGINA!!!! And...... heck, its going to be in Canada almost all summer!!!!!!
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Dan O'Toole
6 years
Few years ago, I saw Johnny Bower bend down to pick up a golf ball while in a moving golf cart. To our horror, he fell out, went into a summersault, and popped right back up. He was in his 80’s. Greatest thing I ever saw. #onetweetaday2017
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Dan O'Toole
4 years
Think about it: Make America Great Again. In this moment in history, I can’t imagine how a black American must feel hearing that slogan. Great again? Think of that. Back to when exactly? What year between slavery and now was great for black Americans?
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Dan O'Toole
6 years
Lebron couldn’t give Tavares one day?
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Dan O'Toole
4 years
Stay silent? That's what we should do right now? Speaking up is making me look bad? Nah. Sorry Bob. Not going to do that. But you keep doin you.
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Dan O'Toole
1 year
Today’s a companies big # day. Please don’t include me in any of it. I know you mean well, but today is the hardest day of the year for a lot of us that got let go. Even worse, it’s harder for those that actually work there.
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Dan O'Toole
7 years
We had Canadians that lied about their age so that they could fight for our country. Never forget. Wear a poppy. #onetweetaday2017
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Dan O'Toole
7 years
We had a good run. Thanks Fox for taking the chance on two Canadians. Our crew, in one word: family. We will miss you. #onetweetaday2017
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Dan O'Toole
4 years
Nova Scotia. We love you. ❤️❤️❤️
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Dan O'Toole
6 years
Just got back from a family trip to PEI. One week discovering Canada created more memories than all the beach vacations or amusement park visits could ever make. Discover this amazing country. 🇨🇦 🇨🇦
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Dan O'Toole
1 year
Bob Cole. Not open for debate.
@HockeyTomorrow
Hockey Of Tomorrow
1 year
Who is your favorite hockey commentator of all time?
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Dan O'Toole
7 years
They sat for months in wet, cold, rat infested holes in the ground, with clothing not fit for the elements. We complain about not having wifi. Never forget them. #RememberanceDay2017
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Dan O'Toole
3 years
As we lament the fact that we can’t go out for New Year’s, let’s not forget, it always ended with us waiting for a cab in the freezing cold, regretting the fact that we went out for New Years.
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Dan O'Toole
4 years
Martin Gugino is 75 year old tax paying American citizen who is a member of two nonprofits, one that focuses on affordable housing, the other human rights. And Donald Trump just publicly smeared him. Kim Jong-Un is a brutal dictator. Donald Trump said he fell in love with him.
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Donald J. Trump
4 years
Buffalo protester shoved by Police could be an ANTIFA provocateur. 75 year old Martin Gugino was pushed away after appearing to scan police communications in order to black out the equipment. @OANN I watched, he fell harder than was pushed. Was aiming scanner. Could be a set up?
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Dan O'Toole
2 years
Chills. Every. Single. Time.
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Mike Commito
2 years
On this day in 2010, Sidney Crosby scored the “golden goal” in overtime to clinch Olympic gold for Canada @CCpxpSN 🇨🇦🥇 #Hockey365
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Dan O'Toole
2 years
😮😮😮😮
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Dan O'Toole
1 year
Here’s the problem with the NHL skills competition: if they were to change it, then they would be admitting it wasn’t working. I think we know by now, the NHL will never admit that something of theirs isn’t working.
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Dan O'Toole
4 years
Psssssssst, hey you. I hope you know all that hate and rage inside you is no good. Come over to the fun side. We have no political party. We just, ummm, all wanna get along. Thats it. No agenda. No hate. Come on, it’ll be fun.
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Dan O'Toole
3 years
Shout out to fruit flies. Massive come back year. No fruit, no problem. They still showed up. Respect
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Dan O'Toole
3 months
To those in Canadian media that lost their jobs today, my heart goes out to you. Many of you gave your life to a company, and this is your reward. Let me tell you from experience: it does get better. So much better. There’s nothing you could have done, so be easy on yourself.
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Dan O'Toole
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Man I miss Bob Cole calling playoff games. He was on another level
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Dan O'Toole
7 years
'On my high horse' for RT'ing call for gun control? 59 dead, over 500 injured because of fucking guns, but let's argue over semantics.
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Dan O'Toole
7 years
Well. Ummmm. Ya. #onetweetaday2017
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Dan O'Toole
1 year
2 years ago. 2 years since I sat doing the job I dreamed of as a kid. Pretty sure kid me woulda loved the crap outta this show. Annnnnyway, Boomsies! Great looking back, but even better to look ahead.
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Dan O'Toole
6 years
Ummmmm, thats Mike Fisher.
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Chris Cillizza
6 years
The man Stormy Daniels said threatened her
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Dan O'Toole
4 years
I grew up in rural Canada. I could not have been further from knowing what racism looked like. That changed when I moved to LA. Coworkers told me that as kids, they would get stopped by police every day on the way home from school. For what? For being black. /1
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Dan O'Toole
2 years
This is the Shawshank Redemption of videos. Every time it pops up, you just have to watch it
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Aaron Rupar
2 years
This is so good
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Dan O'Toole
7 years
LOVE this country. Just signed back up for 🇨🇦 health care. Not one medical question asked and didn’t have to pay a penny. #onetweetaday2017
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Dan O'Toole
3 years
Ok. Let's try this again. We started the Jay and Dan Podcast 12 years ago. We had no clue what we were doing and this recap encapsulates that perfectly. Thanks for letting us in your ears. What's next? I literally have no clue.
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6 years
I can’t stop thinking of the children. In abandoned Walmarts, or tents, or God knows where, crying, sobing. In distress. You don’t even need to be a parent to realize that these kids will never be the same. Ever. Zero politics here. This all just makes you sad to be a human.
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Dan O'Toole
5 years
It’s not very often you get to see the definitive, greatest moment in the history of a franchise, but we did tonight with the Raptors.
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Dan O'Toole
6 years
Can’t wait to watch game 1 of the Stanley Cup Final tonight! What’s that now? It starts...... Monday?
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Dan O'Toole
6 years
Update from South Korea: The man behind the counter at the corner store just fed me cheese. As in, hand fed it into my mouth. I didn't even want the cheese. That is all.
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Dan O'Toole
5 years
BOB COLE ALERT!!! He is currently calling the Habs game. He makes any game sound like the only game on earth. Man am I going to miss his voice. 😢
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Dan O'Toole
5 years
I have never once held a person up while boarding a plane. Please put that on my tombstone. Others, seem to relish taking their time getting into their seat. Please put on their tombstone, here lies an asshole.
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Dan O'Toole
3 years
Since I'm not employed and stuck in a never ending lockdown, I've started a project on Instagram to help promote Canadian small businesses affected by the pandemic. Have a look! At the very least, you'll see the pony I used to ride. Insta: @dangotoole Come on, it'll be fun!
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Dan O'Toole
3 years
2/ They stand tall, knowing they’ll be back bigger and better than ever. So be like a tree. When it all falls away, stay strong. A new beginning isn’t far off. Until the chainsaw comes, then you f**ked. Annnnyyywwwaaaayyyyy, Happy Thanksgiving!!!!! Peace and love #LetsTree
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Dan O'Toole
6 years
School fundraising idea: parents can leave the Christmas concert after their child has performed BUT it’s $20 a person to exit. Boom. You raise thousands. #onetweetaday2017
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Dan O'Toole
6 years
BOB COLE ALERT. BOB COLE ALERT. He is callimg the Habs/Sens game. As long as this man calls game, we as a Nation, need to bask in it.
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Dan O'Toole
6 years
Highlight of 2017? Moving back to Canada. It’s so true, you don’t know what ya got till its gone. #onetweetaday2017
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Dan O'Toole
5 years
For the 1 millionth time I ask, why can’t the NHL schedule Canadian teams to play each other on US Thanksgiving Thursday?! Instead, we get no games. Zero sense. Dumbest league on earth.
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Dan O'Toole
2 years
Had a beef and cheddar from Arby’s today for the first time in about 10 years and…… it was awesome. Curly fries were bangin as always and their root beer even tasted better than all the other guys. Way to hang in there Arbys!
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Dan O'Toole
10 years
Probably should have used a different camera angle: RT @Sochi2014 : The #Sochi2014 mascots gave Curling a try http://t.co/iR2Hylho8i
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Dan O'Toole
6 years
John Tavares has to sit through 2 hour pitches from all these teams? Ugg. I was in an hour long meeting once. Still haunts me to this day.
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Dan O'Toole
21 days
There will never be another Bob Cole. He was the voice of hockey for a generation. He brought us joy and excitement. The way he anticipated a big play developing, and rise to the moment at the perfect time, was art. If you heard Bob Cole call a game, you witnessed greatness.
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Dan O'Toole
3 years
A reminder to not take things for granted. @tvnatasha and I didn’t host together a lot, but when we did, it was an absolute joy. Now all I have is this obsolete picture, as she is headed back to Alberta. Natasha, just a gem of a human. Yet another ✅ in the ‘this sucks’ column.
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Dan O'Toole
9 years
Harold was right. @jayonrait
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Dan O'Toole
1 year
Have never seen The Good Doctor, but promos lead me to believe that in 5 years the series has had one episode, and they just keep playing that episode and no one notices
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Dan O'Toole
6 years
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. #RememberanceDay #lestweforget
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Dan O'Toole
9 years
SORRY CANADA. WE DIDN'T SAY IT. - signed Jay and Dan.
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Dan O'Toole
7 years
And for the 89th year in a row, the NHL wins for Most Awkward Award Show On The Planet. Congrats!
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Dan O'Toole
7 years
Just scrolled thru 6 different radio stations, every, single, one, had the Hip blaring. Now driving thru tears. #onetweetaday2017
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Dan O'Toole
4 years
Banana is the best Popsicle flavour. Don’t @ me.
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Dan O'Toole
9 years
Whoever designed the NHL All Star Game jerseys, its time to put the bong down.
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Dan O'Toole
7 years
I never once took Canada for granted, but after 4 years away, this Thanksgiving means so much more. Have a great 🦃 day 🇨🇦! #onetweetaday2017
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Dan O'Toole
5 years
@ThomasJTobin1 You are an ass clown.
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Dan O'Toole
9 years
In Ontario for a week, Jays land Tulo and Price. My work here is done.
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Dan O'Toole
8 years
With all the advancements in track athletes gear, why are the cards with their name still made of paper and seemingly pinned on by a cat?
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Dan O'Toole
6 years
Excited, because at midnight tonight, a lot of Canadian's will finally be able to understand our show, legally.
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Dan O'Toole
4 years
Wait till all these people find out there’s an expiry date on toilet paper sooner than milk. Better get shittin.
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Dan O'Toole
7 years
Starting campaign to STOP RAISINS FROM GOING IN BUTTER TARTS. Join me in the fight, because raisins ruin everything. #onetweetaday2017
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Dan O'Toole
7 years
One of the things I am looking forward to most when I return to Canada..... hockey on a Saturday night. Nothing like it. #onetweetaday2017
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Dan O'Toole
7 years
Sorry about the game 🇨🇦, but hey, we still have no pennies, Harvey's burgers, free healthcare, and plenty of beavers. #onetweetaday2017
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Dan O'Toole
6 years
It me, Gritty.
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Dan O'Toole
4 years
The saddest thing is, it’s not WOULD he own slaves, it’s how many. And even more sad..... we all know who HE is.
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Dan O'Toole
7 years
Got a new twitter handle. #onetweetaday2017
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Dan O'Toole
7 years
Working on resume: •sports talker abouter •gas station attendant •car washer •farmer Crap. I need a better resume. #onetweetaday2017
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Dan O'Toole
7 years
Hey @NHL . Next season, play every single game at the same time, all season long. Your fans really love that. #onetweetaday2017
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