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Rach Danderfield

@danderfield

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@danderfield
Rach Danderfield
1 year
It’s Friday. Don’t forget to put your tips in.
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10 months
It’s Friday For the penultimate time in 2023, don’t forget to put your tips in.
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Rach Danderfield
3 months
It’s Thursday Don’t forget to put your tips in
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Rach Danderfield
10 months
It’s Friday. And for our last home and away round as premiers, and the last time in 2023; Don’t forget to put your tips in 😘
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@danderfield
Rach Danderfield
6 months
Pogue Mahone 😘
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19 days
It’s Thursday. Don’t forget to put your tips in.
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Rach Danderfield
5 years
Non wrestling fan: Omg im such an emotional wreck after End Game Me: You know its fake right?
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Rach Danderfield
6 months
Hoe Hoe Hoe
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Rach Danderfield
1 year
Happy End of 75 Hard to this who celebrate. It’s me. I’m gonna celebrate.
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@danderfield
Rach Danderfield
2 years
It’s Friday. Don’t forget to put your tips in
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Rach Danderfield
3 years
If you've ever eaten a Marvel Stadium hotdog, don't worry about what's in the vaccine.
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@danderfield
Rach Danderfield
3 years
I'm sorry but I don't believe Christian Petracca is buying his PS5 from Cash Converters.
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@danderfield
Rach Danderfield
1 year
It’s Friday Don’t forget to put your tips in!
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Rach Danderfield
2 years
It’s Thursday. Don’t forget to put your tips in
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Rach Danderfield
1 year
Oi but how about y’all get the fuck around me. Half way through the #75Hard
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Rach Danderfield
2 months
I don’t normally condone sexual harassment but as I got off the train today (wearing a fitted white tshirt) a man said “5 cougars thanks” and I was spiritually taken back to a simpler time.
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1 year
May the 4th be with you 💙🤍
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Rach Danderfield
1 year
It’s Thursday. Don’t forget to buy your Big Freeze merch from or participating Coles Supermarkets. (And obviously put your tips in)
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@danderfield
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1 year
New Js, who this?
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5 months
31 degrees they reckon
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Rach Danderfield
2 years
If you put a lasagne in the oven then have sex for 45 minutes, your lasagne will be ready and you can have post sex lasagne. Follow me for more life hacks.
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Rach Danderfield
7 months
At the pit of my depression, one of the most disheartening things was how few people I’d seen come out the other side &show me mental illness doesn’t have to be a life sentence. So each day I work to become that person. Someone folks can look to & say “she did it, I can too”
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Rach Danderfield
3 years
Ben Brown and Adam Treloar playing in a grand final whilst their previous teams finished 18th and 17th is basically an Olivia Rodrigo song.
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Rach Danderfield
3 months
Can’t believe Peter Wright sacrificed four games of his career so we’d never have to listen to Wayne Carey talk about football again. What a hero. Youre a dead set legend Peter.
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3 years
@_cocainecharlie Girl has confused a Pfizer injection with a HotBeef injection.
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Rach Danderfield
2 years
@ItsTheRainman I love the advanced search feature
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@danderfield
Rach Danderfield
24 days
11 Rounds 4 states 8 grounds 33 Games So far…
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Rach Danderfield
2 years
Lately I’ve been dressing for revenge… (of the sith)
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Rach Danderfield
3 years
Geelong: We are going to play the worst footy of the round Richmond: HOLD MY FUCKING BEER #AFLTigersSaints
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Rach Danderfield
11 months
The GMHBA in GMHBA Stadium stands for Gryan Miers Has Better Athletic ability than Lionel Messi
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Rach Danderfield
1 year
It’s Thursday don’t forget to put your tips in
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Rach Danderfield
2 years
If we have a new prime minister by the end of the day, I’ll do next weeks tip reminder without the scarf
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Rach Danderfield
3 years
Old mate probably hates the additional 15 minutes of travel cause it interferes with picking his girlfriend up from school.
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Dimma's not a fan of Marvel Stadium
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2 years
Small achievement//self harm trigger warning. I have struggled with self harm for almost 20 years. I vow 2022 is going to be the end. Today I wanted desperately to give in BUT I FUCKING DIDNT. I did my little breathing exercises and rode out the wave. Go Rach Go! #babysteps
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Rach Danderfield
2 years
In 2018 on my 29th birthday, I was planning to end my life In 2022, on my 33rd birthday, I am so excited for the life that lay ahead of me. If I can do it, so can you. Keep fighting.
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Rach Danderfield
2 years
Gosh the AFL are so clever with their scheduling to have Carlton playing a home game at their non home ground so that Geelong can play a home game at Carlton’s home ground which isn’t Geelongs home ground but is in fact their oppositions (the away team) home ground.
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Rach Danderfield
1 month
SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES
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Rach Danderfield
2 months
Happy 3 years to the most mortifying moment of my life.
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Rach Danderfield
5 months
I sometimes think that my 4 years of studying accounting was a waste then I remember I can order breakfast and claim it on tax if I eat it naked on camera so, win?
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9 months
I was originally not gonna post this because it’s not the most flattering but then I realised who gives a fuck, normalise looking like a normal human being, day drunk at the foopy having a half time kick
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Rach Danderfield
2 years
It’s Friday. Don’t forget to put your tips in.
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Rach Danderfield
3 years
@RestingTwitFace She can get a manicure on her feet. Shame you can't get one on your soul
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25 days
@ShhListenN @AFL @NMFCOfficial Your team is the one on the bottom; hope that helps
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Rach Danderfield
1 year
If you look up “shitcuntery” in the dictionary you’ll see this picture
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Rach Danderfield
11 months
Dandelaide in full force.
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Rach Danderfield
2 years
… I’m getting my norgs out next Friday, aren’t I.
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Rach Danderfield
1 year
Some days are bad days. For no reason except your brain’s a cunt. On these days, we eat something delicious, we sit in the sun & we go to the appointments that seem scary but are necessary to get better And ultimately we remind ourselves this is a bad day. Not a bad life.
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Rach Danderfield
3 months
The 1800 people who followed me in the last 24 hours thanks to a suggestive photo are gonna be REAL disappointed when I’m clogging their feeds this week with appreciation posts of metro hairstyles from 2000s AFL players.
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Rach Danderfield
9 months
I missed the part in Oppenheimer where Joe Daniher kicks 5 goals.
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Rach Danderfield
2 years
Spent 2 years in lockdown, crying, eating myself to death, and drinking copious amounts of alcohol. I told myself constantly “one day it will be better. One day it will be better”. Tomorrow I’m seeing my team in a Grand Final with 3 of my favourite people in the world.
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Rach Danderfield
2 years
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas 🎄🥰🎁🎀💋🎅🏻🦌
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Rach Danderfield
5 months
BEEF SZN
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Rach Danderfield
7 months
Brains are important but biceps are importanter.
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2 years
I swear some people think Dan Andrews invented Covid just to inconvenience them
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5 months
Last gym sesh of 2023 let’s gooooooooo
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Rach Danderfield
2 years
It’s Thursday. And with apologies to any teenagers on this app; Don’t forget to put your tips in.
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Rach Danderfield
2 years
Got my new outfit for Sunday housework 🎉💜
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7 months
Beefyboi Szn
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26 days
“If your mirror has a monster in it, do not shout This kind of situation does not call for freaking out And do nothing that you would not like to see them do 'Cause that monster in the mirror, it just might be you”
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Rach Danderfield
2 years
It’s Friday. Don’t forget to put your tips in.
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Rach Danderfield
2 years
Private on twitter for the first time because I’m sick of not being able to point out anything about a certain team without being slut shamed. Im a strong bitch. Ima stay a strong bitch. But Ive had enough for a little while & need a fucking break. Catch yall after Grand Final.
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@blowingtom2 My dad left my mum for another woman in 1996. To this day my mum still recounts those who were kind to her in those months she was most vulnerable. Thank you for this little reminder of the kindness in the world, during these horrible times
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Rach Danderfield
2 years
Booing Adam Saad becomes a bit silly when he’s getting the ball every 15 seconds
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Rach Danderfield
1 year
A reminder before you tweet, there isn’t an AFL club in the league that doesn’t have 20 year olds doing drugs.
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Rach Danderfield
9 months
Port doctor attempted to calm the swelling on Horne-Francis’ eye using ice and Jason has now requested an immediate trade.
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Rach Danderfield
3 years
Watched 3 hours of boring vote reads, but hearing Gil say "I Cumming" has made it all worth it. #BrownlowMedal
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Rach Danderfield
3 years
Hey @sirswampthing has there ever been an AFL/VFL game where at the end of the 4th quarter a player on the ground has more Norm Smith Medals than their team scored goals? #AFLTigersSaints
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3 months
I know what I do is essentially post porn for clout, and twitter numbers don’t mean shit but I’m so grateful for the way this silly little ritual has enabled me to support myself, get out of a hell-ish living situation, and meet some of the most incredible people. #DF2PYTI
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Rach Danderfield
3 years
Legitimate question for Victorians. If you're doing the right thing and staying home and adhering to lockdown, how will a curfew affect you? This isn't bait. I don't want to fight. I genuinely want to know.
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2 years
Sometimes I hate this app with every fibre of my being and some days this stuff happens and it genuinely brightens my day
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Rach Danderfield
2 years
Haters will say it’s photoshopped #BackSixGetTheChicks
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Rach Danderfield
2 years
It’s Thursday. And I’ve returned to twitter to say DONT FORGET TO PUT YOUR TIPS IN Aaaaaaaaand I’m disappearing again xx
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Rach Danderfield
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It’s Thursday. Don’t forget to put your tips in.
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