Just woke up to the news of my grandpa passing away last night. Never had a dad growing up, so this man filled the shoes better than any man ever could. If you were lucky enough to meet him, you knew how special he was. Love you so much Papa
The woman who gave me the chance to drop out of school and pursue gaming. She’s the sole reason any of you know who I am. The most incredible woman on the planet got married today. Cheers to the beautiful Momma Toosh! 🍻💍 love you so much
People talk about the positive impacts of a cold shower but no one discusses the negative sides of it.
For instance, where did my dick go and will it come back?
This MF nick knocks me in a ranked game with a prowler off a Seer Q and now I have an entire nation of cock gobblers telling me how bad I am at Apex. The internet is an amazing place
Real talk though, I never really had a dad. Missed out on a lot of cool father-son bonding. If you’re spending today with your dad, do me a favor and crack open a cold, crispy, smooth domestic johnson with him 🤝
Real talk, season 10 thoughts:
1) Map changes are refreshing and very well made
2) The new gun is strong but has its weaknesses. Balanced I think
3) Whoever put prowler back on the ground deserves prison time
4) Seer is HORRIBLE for the game but fun to play
5) I am single
Just now hitting me that this LAN Finals watch party is quite literally the biggest stream of my life.
You will never witness a more entertaining stream. This is my Super Bowl. Let’s fuckin go boys
We need new public bathroom tech man. There is no reason I should be hearing every decibel of another mans shitting process as I chuck one right next to him. Feels like we’re in need of an updated stall system. Idk man. Good morning
Happy Mother days to the woman who let me drop out of college and kill grind lifeline on PS4. Wouldn’t be where I am today without her support and guidance ❤️
Just hugged my mom goodnight, early ass flight tomorrow. So sad this trip is over. I’ve never been this happy in my life man. My family is so amazing. Stoked to get back to y’all but damn I wish this trip never ended.
Toosh is happy. Signing off. See you tomorrow
How to make apex great:
1) pathfinder grapple 35s -> 7min
2) revenant totem - makes enemies invisible
3) devotion -> fuck it bring it back to floor loot
4) More p2020s
5) Rampart - increase gap between teeth 25% no cooldown
6) Loba - increase ass movement 30%
Season 9 thoughts..
Pros:
- Worlds Edge
-PK is back and balanced
-Horizon nerf is great
-Armor and heals off drop
-Bow is really fun
-Arena is amazing
Cons:
-Inexcusably bad launch to the season
-white backpacks and blue armors are Waldo
-Bow needs a nerf
-No ranked arena