TealPanda or Arvandis in bio?
Thats like giving yourself the Cheese Touch from Diary Of A Wimpy Kid
Its like crunching up a PSA10 1st edition Charizard and spilling orange juice all over it
its like changing gears without ever putting the clutch down on your mint ferrari F40
boy i met a guy on rave yesterday we fucked now he sits in front of his colorful glowing gaming keyboard and screams n-word into his gaming headset all the time i let this freak jerk off on my face i hate my life so much right now man
thinking abt this one girl i met when i was 17 (she was 19) who broke up w her bf bc he refused 2 esex w her and so she was hitting on me and asked me out. i pretended that i killed my self because i was scared of esex and didn’t wna disappoint her.v
bf requirements:
(musts)
taller than 5'5
doesnt rape me
doesnt cheat on me
doesnt care that im fat
(additionally)
can drive
doesnt yell at me
needs to be a switch
blocks every girl for me
spends every second of the day w me
life is lose life is lose life is lose life is lose life is lose life is lose life is lose life is lose life is lose life is lose life is lose life is lose life is lose life is lose life is lose life is lose life is lose life is lose life is lose life is lose life is lose life is
cashier tried to mock me for wearing nail polish so I paid her in cents and she had to count them out individually, took her 35 minutes for a sandwich and a water bottle, fuck you 🥰