Charly Woods (Future 🐐) @cwoodsparody Twitter profile

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

1 year

Thank you @maxhoma23 for being my #1 fan 🤝 Thank you @PFTCommenter and @BarstoolBigCat for being my #2 and #3 fans 🤝🤝 Thank you @PardonMyTake for being my favorite podcast 🤝

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

With a divorce 💯

Joe Pompliano

@JoePompliano

2 years

Tiger Woods is officially a billionaire, despite turning down a "high nine-digit" offer to join LIV golf. He joins LeBron James and Michael Jordan as the only athletes to reach billionaire status, and less than 10% of his career earnings come from golf winnings. (h/t @Forbes )

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

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2 years

If you’re overthinking the golf swing, just watch this video.

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@cwoodsparody

2 years

It’s comical that I’m not in the top ten. If I didn’t play in the PNC with my dad, I doubt he makes the top ten. Expecting these results to impact my allowance. Venmo me @TigerWoods

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

Who remembers the greatest putt of all-time?

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@cwoodsparody

2 years

Played Augusta for the first time yesterday. I honestly don’t understand how any pro could fail to break par.

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

My friend asked me to play PGA 2K21 after school. Told him I’m not playing that shit until I’m on the cover.

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

I’m not great at Easter Egg Hunts because I’m used to just finding my ProV1 in the middle of the fairway. The only thing I have to search for in golf is competition.

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

Who remembers these commercials?

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

80 back massages, countless iubeprofen, four Icy Hot sticks, and 70 ice baths later and my back is still sore from carrying @TigerWoods at the PNC.

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

My teacher told me to make sure I keep up with reading while I’m out. Told her that the only reading I’ll be doing is reading greens at Augusta.

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

8 months

This better be the 2025 Ryder Cup coach

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

Most annoying people in golf: 1. Brandel Chamblee 2. Riggs from ForePlay 3. Trent from ForePlay 4. Paige Spiranac (sup though) 5. Brandel Chamblee again

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

My teacher asked why I was missing class and was expecting a doctor’s note. Gave her my Masters invitation instead.

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

Also ya gotta love how DJ is unaware his username still has PGA in it @DJohnsonPGA

Dustin Johnson

@DJohnsonPGA

2 years

Love playing in front of my Boston fans. Let’s get it going! @LIVGolfInv

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@cwoodsparody

2 years

The Augusta staff asked if I’d like to play the Par 3 course and I couldn’t help but chuckle. Proceeded to walk to the back tees of Hole #1 of the actual course.

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

If Sam does a good job introducing my dad tonight at the World Golf Hall of Fame Ceremony, I’ll consider letting her introduce me at my induction in 10 years.

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

We all know why Sam, not me, is introducing my dad at The World Golf Hall of Fam ceremony. They want to keep the spotlight on Tiger, whereas if I introduced him, he wouldn’t get any of it.

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

Driver, 4 iron, one putt

PGA TOUR

@PGATOUR

2 years

How are you attacking this hole? 😬

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

Simple. I carried him

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2 years

Tiger Woods wins the $8Mil PIP! I’m all for paying @TigerWoods because he made us all richer but he didn’t hit 1 shot in 2021. @PGATOUR how is this possible 🤷🏻‍♂️ 😃 also I thought @PhilMickelson won. Did this result have any affect in the last 2 weeks? haha 🤔

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

I’d rather go watch an LPGA event than a LIV event

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@cwoodsparody

2 years

The note my dad had me give my principal earlier this week:

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@cwoodsparody

2 years

Teacher just asked me to read part of the chapter in front of the class. Told her I only read greens.

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@cwoodsparody

2 years

Yesterday my math teacher asked why I was using a red pen for my test. I explained I’m used to my numbers being red on my scorecard.

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

If @McIlroyRory is nice to me, I’ll give him a free swing lesson

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@cwoodsparody

2 years

My teacher just emailed us reminding us to get our summer reading in before school starts. Replied with “I am” along with this pic:

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

Never forget when I gave Tiger a lesson

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

Never forget Tiger’s routine that Hank Haney talked about in his book “The Big Miss”

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

If your putt is a so-called “gimmee” as if you’re inevitably going to make it, then why not just make it?

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

Currently live in Florida but I might move somewhere cold in the future so I can wear all of my green jackets.

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

Cracks me up how some of these “players” at the “Drive, Chip, and Putt” have graphite shafts 😂😂😂. I remember having those when I was 3.

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

Like I told you guys, golf is actually really easy. Keep it simple like this video demonstrates.

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

Phil’s new logo came in nicely

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

Gotta love @PhilMickelson ’s updated logo

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

Never forget how big of a clown Curtis Strange was in this interview.

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

Congrats to DJ and Paulina for finally getting married. Not sure why Paulina keeps DMing me.

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

Still only went 290 - caught it off the toe

Tour Golf

@PGATUOR

2 years

Like father, like son. Charlie Woods driving the ball 50 yards past his competitors is no surprise.

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

The only way I’ll participate in a “Drive, Chip, and Putt” at Augusta is on the par 4s where I birdie every one of them.

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

People who have a blue check mark with less than 1,000 followers reminds me of 15 handicaps playing blades. You’re not that guy, pal.

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

Daly Junior just posted this on his IG. Big difference between me and him is that he’ll continue playing here on Wednesdays and I’ll be playing here on Sundays (in the final group).

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

You need this for your bag so your buddies can pay up right away after you beat them

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

1 year

Happy Mother’s Day!

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

7 months

State fucking champs. No surprise.

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

Either way, sup?

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

Told Tiger if he caddies well enough, I’ll give him a decent tip

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

Rickie is wishing he ordered an Uber

Tour Golf

@PGATUOR

2 years

Tiger Woods has landed where he hopped in a car with Rickie Fowler. Although the audio isn’t clear, Fowler expressed concerns with Tiger driving. He said “Seriously? Be fucking careful this time.”

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

I’d rather go to a WNBA game than play a round with someone who uses iron covers

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@cwoodsparody

2 years

It amazes me how some people will warm up on the range for an hour and still take a breakfast ball on the first hole

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

Ok this was pretty funny 👏

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

Blessing your feed with some Tiger club twirls

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

Well he didn’t even walk at the PNC Championship because I carried him the whole time

Hank Haney

@HankHaney

2 years

I’ve been saying this for a year, if Tiger can walk again he can win again

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

Told him next time a Woods wins this will be named Charlie

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@cwoodsparody

2 years

Anyone else miss Nike golf balls?

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

Free money

Tour Golf

@PGATUOR

2 years

Charlie Woods is now +220 to win a major before the age of 25, according to multiple sportsbooks.

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

Brittany Griner not playing in the WNBA is like Patrick Reed skipping a LIV event. Either way, nobody’s watching.

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

Colleges are already recruiting me, selling me on their education and Masters degrees. Told them the only Masters I’m getting is at Augusta.

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

11 months

About time, bitch

NUCLR GOLF

@NUCLRGOLF

11 months

🚨✌🏽🐅 #BREAKING : Tiger Woods Ex girlfriend Erica Herman has dropped the $30 million lawsuit she filed against his trust. @TWlegion (Via: @TMZ / @newyorkpost )

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

1 year

No shit

Tour Golf

@PGATUOR

1 year

Charlie Woods has a better swing than you

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

1 year

Allow me to clear up any rumors about which set of tees I’ll be playing at the #PNCChampionship - I’m playing from the fucking tips. End of story.

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

Is this the greatest commercial ever?

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

Pussy

PGA TOUR

@PGATOUR

2 years

Tiger Woods has withdrawn from the PGA Championship after Round 3.

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

Just checked my watch and it’s time to make a Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2022 game already @EASPORTS

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

Is this a hole-in-one? PGA would say no but LIV would say yes

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

1 year

This kid said that it was an honor to play with me. Told him that I’m happy to support him and the Make-A-Wish Foundation by playing with him.

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@cwoodsparody

2 years

My dentist (idiot) told me I had a cavity and I said I haven’t had a cavity back since I was 4 years old - I only hit forged irons.

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

1 year

Us and the Dalys at the strip club last night

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

Waitress just asked what type of cheese I want on my burger so I told her GOAT cheese since it’s named after me

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

1 year

Happy Father’s Day

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

Who gives a shit 😂😂😂

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

When you’re getting that 2nd place money instead of 3rd place money

Golf Digest

@GolfDigest

2 years

Caption this:

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

6 months

Can’t wait to carry this tournament again. People forget I single-handedly got more views in one tournament than @livgolf_league did the entire year

NUCLR GOLF

@NUCLRGOLF

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🚨⛳️🐅 JUST IN: Tiger Woods and his son Charlie will play in the @PNCChampionship this December. This will be their fourth appearance in the event. @TWlegion

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

Misses the green and starts laughing? Take this more seriously, it’s The Masters not The John Deer Classic

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

We all can’t wait too

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

My dentist tried telling me I had a cavity last week. Told him as long as they’re on my teeth and not my irons, that’s fine. Irons are forged af.

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

Nobody cares. Not even his mom

LIV Golf

@livgolf_league

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MATTHEW WOLFF HOLE IN ONE FIRST IN LIV GOLF HISTORY ⬇️ 🕳️ #LIVGolf #LIVGolfBoston

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@cwoodsparody

2 years

He never stops talking about this 🙄

THE PLAYERS

@THEPLAYERS

2 years

You know the call 🐅

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

Only way Rory gets a green jacket is at Joseph A. Bank

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

My friends (losers) are Trick-Or-Treating tonight. I’m going to the range.

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

Doesn’t get much worse than a LIV tweet wishing Patrick Reed a happy birthday

LIV Golf

@livgolf_league

2 years

Happy Birthday 🎂 @PReedGolf #LIVGolf

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

Still can’t believe this isn’t a Saturday Night Live skit

LIV Golf

@livgolf_league

2 years

The teams are set ✅ #LIVGolf #LIVGolfBoston

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood

Caddie Network

@CaddieNetwork

2 years

What is @PReedGolf listening too? Wrong answers only 😂

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

Who remembers how hard the intro went to Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2004?

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

I can’t believe @PhilMickelson gets his own emoji: 🤡

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

“Fuck off”

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

Just had 6 eggs and a protein shake for breakfast. Give me a couple years and I’ll make @b_dechambeau look like he’s vegan.

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

61 less than Tiger

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@cwoodsparody

2 years

Yes!

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

This video sums up Phil Mickelson

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

1 year

Butch Harmon walked so @PaigeSpiranac could run 💯

Paige Spiranac

@PaigeSpiranac

1 year

And today people are outraged on IG about a video on how to get the proper grip lol

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

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When you realize your son is better than you at golf

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

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Blocked his ass

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

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I’d rather kiss a tranny than hit a TopFlite

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

1 year

Get your Tiger 69 jokes over with

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@cwoodsparody

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I’m 13 but feel more mature than Billy Horschel.

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@cwoodsparody

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Should I play left-handed?

Tour Golf

@PGATUOR

2 years

BREAKING: The next Match is set to feature the Woods and the Dalys on August 22nd!

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

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I’ll never forget that Tiger told me he almost hit a stinger right at these guys to shut them up

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

2 years

Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson broke up. In case you wanted more pointless news, LIV’s next tournament starts September 2nd.

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@cwoodsparody

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🐐

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

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Happy Mother’s Day to Paulina Gretzky

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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

1 year

Tiger’s been doing this to me forever. Even when I was 5 years old, he would do it. I was always like “Dude I’m only 5.” He didn’t care

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