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zubayr 🇦🇫🇰🇪

@currymuncher76

1 month

If ur weight is above 55kg ur not a woman

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@roohafzacharsi

1 month

if ure height is below 6'0 u are not a man

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zubayr 🇦🇫🇰🇪

@currymuncher76

1 month

@urfavfirdousa If ur above 55kg I know for sure u ate

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zubayr 🇦🇫🇰🇪

@currymuncher76

2 months

Imagine you marry her and found out she went to suhoor fest

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zubayr 🇦🇫🇰🇪

@currymuncher76

1 month

@Lovergirldaily That's cool. Would you dare say that to Sayyiduna Zubayr ibn al Awaam RA?

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@currymuncher76

3 months

What's the shariah ruling on men who say "astuggies"

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zubayr 🇦🇫🇰🇪

@currymuncher76

1 month

@Lovergirldaily This is irrelevant. You mocked the name of a blessed man and are trying to backtrack. May Allah forgive you

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@currymuncher76

2 months

"Yeh bro how did u tell I was Pakistani"

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@currymuncher76

2 months

Same women only step foot in masjid for these events, but suddenly cry when tahajud is brothers only

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zubayr 🇦🇫🇰🇪

@currymuncher76

2 months

@noonydon2 @reemitaaa Oh no! UK Muslims defend Islam from kufr and deviency how could they!

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@currymuncher76

2 months

@zanihna0708 Provide a source this happened pls

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@currymuncher76

1 month

Ronda, Al Andalus 🇪🇸

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@currymuncher76

3 months

My Nani called me in panic today saying someone's hacked my Facebook. I had to awkwardly explain my sense of humour....

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zubayr 🇦🇫🇰🇪

@currymuncher76

23 days

The honour of muslim sisters is not a joke

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@currymuncher76

2 months

Someone needs to nuke pakistans Internet

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@currymuncher76

2 months

@myenncalendar There's food at home

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@currymuncher76

2 months

@AdeebS22 Graduate of Dar ul vibes and feels

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@currymuncher76

1 month

No I don't bro

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zubayr 🇦🇫🇰🇪

@currymuncher76

3 months

@Jebrael245575 @Pahlavangazi @thesurepath1 After the soviet invasion warlords were prevalent in rural Afghanistan. Two girls were kidnapped by some and raped. Mullah Omar led a group of men to capture the warlords, killed them and hung them from the barrel of a tank

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@currymuncher76

2 months

@madameannn Ignorance is bliss

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@currymuncher76

6 days

This is gonna be some poor fuckers wife 🤣🤣🤣

✌️🇪🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@LFCSC_7

6 days

Genuinely the last good batch of year 11s we’re 05-06 who went from 17-22. What type of neekiness is this. This ain’t fuckinh America it’s England🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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@currymuncher76

1 month

I don't understand the purpose of muslim women showing their hair, neck and arms on social media

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zubayr 🇦🇫🇰🇪

@currymuncher76

2 months

Sorry let's be more specific. He died after hitting his head from getting paralysed after a violent bout of the tatt

Mūẓaffār Ṭāqī Āl-Dīn ʿŪmār 🏴

@AA_Hxye

2 months

Say "wallah" that he (AS) DID die on the toilet, I dare you, test the limits set by Allah You want to play around with such a concept? Fear Allah's wrath

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zubayr 🇦🇫🇰🇪

@currymuncher76

2 months

That zani who shags a different woman (and sometimes man) every night, he made dua today bro. That niqabi hafidha who stays at home obeys her parents and wants a kitten for mahr? She used to play with her male cousin when she was a kid. Never judge a book by its cover

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zubayr 🇦🇫🇰🇪

@currymuncher76

2 months

17th Ramadan is the day of the victory of badr. May Allah be pleased the martyrs and those who have fought in the way of Allah, from the days of badr until the end of times

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zubayr 🇦🇫🇰🇪

@currymuncher76

4 days

Zero adab. Where is your respect? Saying anyone can "school" ibn Umar? The water he made wudhu with is worth more than "any muslim woman"

عبدالله الترّاك

@abdullaaltarak

5 days

@fahd_ibn_ala Ibn Umar - RA - went blind thinking wudu included washing his eyeballs (literally.) Any Muslim woman could have schooled him on this. And I’m not even mentioning more embarrassing things about him out of respect to him and his father. He is not someone to follow blindly.

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@currymuncher76

2 months

2x eid drip. Went village mode specifically for @Scamzspriv

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@currymuncher76

2 months

My dad's new hobby is screaming Punjabi profanity into Google translate and seeing if it translates it 😭

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@currymuncher76

2 months

Saw this on tiktok and I've been giggling for 10 minutes

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@currymuncher76

1 month

I actually can't cook to save my life I tried making an omelette wtf is this 🤣🤣

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zubayr 🇦🇫🇰🇪

@currymuncher76

1 month

Americans will munch a fat bacon cheeseburger grilled in lard and wash it down with beer but say "bismillah" and think it's halal

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@DepressedTabby

1 month

Are South Asians from the UK the only Muslims who eat HALAL food? Non-Zabiha is NOT halal before you come for me.

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@currymuncher76

7 days

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zubayr 🇦🇫🇰🇪

@currymuncher76

3 months

Assalamu Alaikum wa rahmatullahi wa barakatuh everyone. A personal friend of mine is raising money to help evacuate his family from Gaza. I can personally vouch for him. One of his brother in law's was recently shot and martyred in the attacks, leaving three orphaned children.

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zubayr 🇦🇫🇰🇪

@currymuncher76

2 months

New glasses who dis

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@currymuncher76

6 days

@bumblebee1562 Apparently I'm shaikh al islam

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@currymuncher76

2 months

When you drink a Pepsi this is the squad that gets angry

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@currymuncher76

3 months

Wallah this is not a flex why do young Muslims insist on showing off their begheirati

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@currymuncher76

1 month

@Lovergirldaily @triplefigurego1 @iloveyalanji No correct spelling when it comes to transliteration. Seems u got a room temperature IQ aswl

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@currymuncher76

2 months

If ur wearing a Moroccan thobe, chain and wrist bracelet on eid... your condition is known. Fix up. Stop preeing the sisters entrance

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@currymuncher76

26 days

Pashtun supremacy

zubayr 🇦🇫🇰🇪

@currymuncher76

26 days

Somali and yemeni food is overrated. I'm convinced people pretend to like it to jump on the tiktok bandwagon. It's plain meat and rice, yet these self hating Asians would rather eat that than some nice biryani or pulao because they want to please their Arab masters

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@currymuncher76

2 months

Every single Muslim in that room should feel ashamed to rub shoulders with a party hell bent on ostracising islam and Muslims. May Allah guide them

Muslim Association of Britain (MAB)

@MABOnline1

2 months

Whilst eyes have been on Concordia and their engagement with the Labour Party, it seems others had a jolly Iftar with the Conservative Party, we hope it wasn’t all smiles, and strong words were had about the deep rooted Islamophobia in the Party and of course the Gaza genocide.

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@currymuncher76

3 months

Icl might go order my marj some brownies now

uyghur维吾尔 | 🍊 Maria 🇵🇸🇸🇩

@mariaalcoptia

3 months

hope no one ever orders that girl’s brownies again, only thing worse than muslim men being vile, perverted and abusive is the women who enable them, thinking that as long as they stand by the men they’ll be safe

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@currymuncher76

1 month

@triplefigurego1 @Lovergirldaily @iloveyalanji Wouldn't be surprised if she doesn't know what a sahabi is

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@currymuncher76

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@phant0mhovrglas @Lovergirldaily If I posted my face I'd steal your girl

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@currymuncher76

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Ah yes avoiding lung cancer is feminine now

Syeda Sadia Habib

@SadiaHabib1111

1 month

Boys who don't smoke are actually girls.

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@currymuncher76

1 month

Your country is known for feminine men and that whore Mia Khalifa pipe down boy

🇮🇶🇱🇧علي

@shakomako_7

1 month

Pakis are some of the most annoying ppl

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zubayr 🇦🇫🇰🇪

@currymuncher76

19 days

Not taking masculinity advice from a man who playfights with other men shirtless and makes monkey noises

Hamza Ahmed

@HamzaAdonis

29 days

No woman will shit test you as much as your mother. “You’re going outside now? But it’s raining!” “You shouldn’t work so hard... come relax with us” “No, you’re only getting 2 eggs a day max” It’s your mother's full-time job to test your masculinity and see if you’ll cower.

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@currymuncher76

2 months

I don't condone violence but this is usually solved by swinging a baseball bat at someone's knees

Rahma

@rahmaisnthere

2 months

my friend got married a couple years back when she didn’t wear hijab and the photographer who took her pictures knows she wears hijab now and still keeps the pictures up even after multiple requests to take it down and blocks everyone does anyone know what she can do??

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@currymuncher76

27 days

Asian dads and lamb chops. Better love story than twilight

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@currymuncher76

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Wallahi the urge to do this to some people

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zubayr 🇦🇫🇰🇪

@currymuncher76

1 month

May Allah destroy this fitnah, and guide or humiliate those who facilitate it

Misskey🔑💕🇸🇴

@HaboMulaney

1 month

So since the muslim girls groupchat was a success maybe it's time for muslim groupchat for both genders? like to be added and remember no fighting,no open flirting and most importantly NO fitnah

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@currymuncher76

2 months

It's chai not cha. Argue with the wall

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@currymuncher76

23 days

Children of gaza. May Allah protect them

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@currymuncher76

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Cooking up some MAD cocaine rn dm for prices cash only

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@currymuncher76

2 months

What self centred mong slaps a pic of themselves on religious greeting messages 🤣🤣🤣

Priti Patel

@pritipatel

2 months

Eid Mubarak 🙏🏼 May the blessings of Eid bring you peace, happiness, and prosperity, today, tomorrow and always.🌙 #EidMubarak

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@currymuncher76

17 days

Only hijab fashion I'm celebrating

Admiral 'Ala ad-Din

@IbnAbiQ

18 days

It's actually over.

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@currymuncher76

16 days

Never underestimate power of dua lads Last night I made dua that Allah eased my assignment stress. Today was told by the department they had extended the friday deadline 🤣🤣🤣

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@currymuncher76

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Assignment due Friday- ain't started it Assignment due Monday- ain't started it Big ass assignment due Wednesday- barely touched it

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@currymuncher76

6 days

Is it wrong to say Muslims should put aqeedah wars aside just for a moment, and focus efforts on our children who's heads are being blown off?

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@currymuncher76

12 days

Tried this on pops. I'm now in hospital

Rahma

@rahmaisnthere

12 days

say “this isn’t you, look at me 🥺🥺🥺”

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@currymuncher76

3 months

Duality of man

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@currymuncher76

2 months

Lil bro said ameen in a hanafi masjid 😭

Labib ⚒️

@1abib__

2 months

I think most people can guess where this is

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@currymuncher76

26 days

Drake ass quote

𝕏 Aبdullah 

@aybeedi

26 days

If i could absorb the sadness out of every single person i know's heart, i would simply do that

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@currymuncher76

3 months

@xXenaOo He tried to say "astaghfirullah" but wanted to be qUiRkY audhubillah

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@currymuncher76

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@thankyou_payme This you?

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@currymuncher76

4 months

@humayun_SOG @j4kt5r Take those flags out of your bio murtad

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@currymuncher76

2 months

20k mahr your biryani better be phenomenal

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@currymuncher76

15 days

Imagine your entire life revolves around being a slave to alcohol

Nick Huber

@sweatystartup

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I quit alcohol for 6 weeks. I noticed nothing. Only less time with friends, laughter, less vibrant conversation. Went home earlier. Said no to more social things. Started drinking casually again. All those things returned.

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@currymuncher76

3 months

Here is the link, if you could all donate or share with your network it would be greatly appreciated. May Allah reward you all

Help Hisham's Family Evacuate Gaza, organized by Hisham Qannita

Dear friends, kind strangers and brothers & sisters in humanity, My name is Hish… Hisham Qannita needs your support for Help Hisham's Family Evacuate Gaza

www.gofundme.com

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@currymuncher76

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Akhs block me and think they safe from my 7 burners. Brother I'm chronically online you cannot hide your tweets from me

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@currymuncher76

2 months

@Banosays26 u the only one whining here lil bro

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@currymuncher76

3 months

sufis on the bus 🔥🔥🔥

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zubayr 🇦🇫🇰🇪

@currymuncher76

2 months

When you see reports of our sisters being raped in Gaza, remember that India was conquered due to the mistreatment of Muslim women. And it was a man so wretched and disgusting as Hajaj bin Yusuf who realised the severity of this crime and took action

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@currymuncher76

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@flowerrofdawn

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zubayr 🇦🇫🇰🇪

@currymuncher76

2 months

And men in the west shave their beards or cut them into goatees. May our beards be witnesses for us on yawm ul qiyama

abdullah

@DigitalAthari

2 months

The next time you feel some negativity or embarrassed about your beard, remember how Assad's forces ripped the Sunnah beards off our brothers. May Allah protect them and make it a means for expiation. Ameen.

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@currymuncher76

2 months

If I hear that weeding nasheed one more time someones getting shot

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@currymuncher76

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احmد

@3md1_

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I don’t get mad easily But if I do, You’re in trouble.

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@currymuncher76

2 months

This man has no respect for the house of Allah. I used to like him but now he's just begging it

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@abz88221

2 months

His talks need to be stopped 😭😭

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@currymuncher76

4 months

Imagine after you marry her you find out she went to paksoc/arabsoc/bengsoc events 😟😟😟

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@currymuncher76

2 months

No better sleep than when you've submitted an assignment at an ungodly hour and ur free

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@currymuncher76

2 months

Be me Making wudhu Forget I had socks on Shoved foot in sink with socks on Sock gets wet

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@currymuncher76

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Played cricket with some random Indian guys today. Smacked them about so hard I lost two of their balls 🤣🤣🤣

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@currymuncher76

27 days

American flag in bio. Explains everything

ArainGang

@ArainGang

28 days

Some Western Muslims think its the 6th pillar of Islam to look like a Barbary pirate, fresh off the boat, ready to deflower Europe. Groom your beard, put on proper clothes, stop the menacing Takbirs.

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@currymuncher76

2 months

Too many Muslim men have misconceptions about wearing rings in Islam. Slapping a plain metal band with "sabr" engraved on it on your index finger is not following the sunnah lil bro

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@currymuncher76

2 months

May Allah be pleased with them