Lucy @crapolatombola Twitter profile

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Lucy

@crapolatombola

3 years

Please 👏 stop 👏 printing 👏 stories 👏 about 👏 rich 👏 kids 👏miraculously 👏 buying 👏 their 👏first 👏 house 👏 with 👏the 👏full 👏financial 👏 support 👏 of 👏 their 👏 parents 👏 as 👏if 👏 it 👏is 👏 inspiring 👏 rather 👏 than 👏fucking 👏 offensive 👏 Thank you 🙏🏻

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Lucy

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4 years

Wonder if wrote them all Deere John letters after.

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5 months

What were the men wearing when they were robbed? Thats what I want to know, I’m sorry but if you go out parading yourself in a sexy little £2k suit and slutty Churches brogues you’re asking for trouble.

Metropolitan Police

@metpoliceuk

5 months

Over the course of 7 months there has been a sharp rise in high-value watch robberies in central London worth £4 million. Undercover officers set out patrolling major hotspots in Kensington and Chelsea, the West End and Mayfair to help people impacted by these robberies. The

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4 years

Imagine pegging this fucker and getting an eyeful of that, even the dildo would go soft.

Jake Hepple

@JakeHepple1

4 years

My mates tattoos 🇬🇧

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4 years

@ryanmichler Rolled my eyes really hard as I read your tweet of self adoration.

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Lucy

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6 years

Please for the love of god no one tell Gwyneth Paltrow.

Did You Know?

@iliveforfacts

6 years

63 Earths could fit inside Uranus.

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4 years

And right here is why I just can not be fucked with dating anymore.

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3 years

Have they....have they ever heard of acting?

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Lucy

@crapolatombola

4 years

When you need a hand getting your new jeans off.

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Lucy

@crapolatombola

4 years

@TheJeremyHaynes Hi Jeremy what about the single, self employed, chronically ill parents desperately trying to continue making money, teach 3 kids, feed them, keep them safe and well. Do we get a pass on this? Because quite frankly I’ll be pleased if I come out of this without a nervous breakdown

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Lucy

@crapolatombola

5 years

I like how the model is nonchalantly pulling a wedgie out of her arse, adds a bit of gritty realism.

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Lucy

@crapolatombola

3 years

Yeah and he died at the age of 30, what’s your point?

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Lucy

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4 years

I’m starting to realise that fuck all impresses me other than someone being funny and kind.

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Lucy

@crapolatombola

4 years

I GOT THE HOUSE 🎉 The kids cried and I’m shaking a bit, this is a very big deal for us all. Thank you all for your good vibes, much appreciated! If you’d like to buy me a ko-fi I’m not going to argue 😬, this is going to be a very expensive, busy but ultimately a good month.

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4 years

Can someone come and do this to my life, please?

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Lucy

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4 years

Same.

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Lucy

@crapolatombola

5 years

To women in Northern Ireland that find themselves in the horrendous situation of experiencing an unwanted pregnancy, I will meet you off the plane/train/boat and give you a bed and support for the night as you recover. I can’t believe that women are still be seen as criminals.

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Lucy

@crapolatombola

4 years

If you shop at Sainsburys, they’ve started giving out Lego cards again, even if you don’t have kids, collect the cards and put them in the food bank collection box (most Sainsburys have them now). It’s a small thing and it’s free but could make a child feel included at school etc

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Lucy

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9 months

@LozzaFox @slondonuk But babes, you are well racist.

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Lucy

@crapolatombola

3 years

Why aren’t I up to my elbows in cock then?

Fact

@Fact

3 years

On average, men rank humor, intelligence, and niceness ahead of physical appearance.

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3 years

TV show idea. I turn up with a tv crew at the homes of people that leave the creepiest replies to me on Twitter and ask them to read them out to my face.

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5 years

Can’t fucking win can we? Don’t work we’re work shy scroungers, do work we’re making our kids fat, no mention of Dads, all the Mums fault. I am a painfully single parent ie: there’s no support, no helpful grandparents or healthy relationship with ex, the judgement is so tiring.

The Mirror

@DailyMirror

5 years

Scientists say working mums could be to blame for huge increase in overweight kids

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Lucy

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5 years

Had a full blown row with my best mate once who insisted on calling toasted sandwiches “Brevilles” for example she’d ask “do you want a breville Luce” to which I’d reply THATS THE NAME OF THE EQUIPMENT NOT THE FOOD IT PRODUCES. Still riles me up man.

Giles Paley-Phillips

@eliistender10

5 years

Hands up if you've still got one of these!

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5 years

It’s Friday, my kids go to their Dad tonight and I have a man and that man is coming to stay and he will put my bins out and I can’t tell you what a huge deal that is. I repeat HE WILL PUT MY BINS OUT. 😍 it’s not even a euphemism.

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Lucy

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4 years

I am always so thoughtful.

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Lucy

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5 years

I don’t know who needs to hear this but low income families are entitled to treats and little luxuries just as much as those who are lucky enough to be financially stable. Thank you.

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Lucy

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7 years

Deleted tinder again.

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Lucy

@crapolatombola

5 months

They better have not had a drink before walking home with that watch on.

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Lucy

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4 years

Off to view a house I can actually afford to rent today, someone definitely died in it but I’m ok with ghosts. Lottie nearly cried when we told her it was an actual house with a garden. Please baby Jesus don’t let the landlords discriminate against me like they normally do 🙏🏻

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Lucy

@crapolatombola

5 years

Why do Conservatives use “champagne socialist” as a slur? Your basically saying “you’ve got money and you still give a shit about the poor” like that’s a bad thing, clearly the concept of being wealthy AND compassionate is incomprehensible to them.

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Lucy

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4 years

2020 the year it became illegal to have sex if you’re single.

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4 years

Ronnie had a bath again.

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@crapolatombola

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It’s become normal for me to see the prices of things then instinctively say “fuck off” to that particular thing.

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Lucy

@crapolatombola

4 years

ALL REFERENCING COMPLETE! WE MOVE ON THE 5TH 😭❤️🏡🥂 WE ARE SO EXCITED AND HAPPY AND RELIEVED AND GRATEFUL AND THANKFUL. HASHTAG FEELING MOTHER FUCKING BLESSED 🙏🏻

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Lucy

@crapolatombola

4 years

If I win the euromillions tonight I’m going to buy a fuck off boat and go and barge any racist owned ones out of the channel, then pick up any refugees and take them to shore. How anyone can wish death on innocent humans is just beyond me, bet they claim to be Christians as well.

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Lucy

@crapolatombola

4 years

Birthday dress, show off, attention seeking photos for your perusal. Because if you can’t blatantly ask for attention on your birthday when can you?

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Lucy

@crapolatombola

4 years

Re: Being in tier 2. So I can go to work in an office all week with 30 men, but I can’t then fuck the same 30 men at my flat come the weekend? World has gone mad.

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Lucy

@crapolatombola

3 years

I truly believe balenciaga has been taken over by gang of socialists whose sole purpose is to mock the stupidly wealthy, getting them to spend thousands on poverty cosplay outfits. I mean this is literally working class appropriation isn’t it?

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Lucy

@crapolatombola

6 years

@SofieHagen Shall we stop linking smoking to cancer too? Is that shaming people who smoke, how about excessive alcohol consumption? I'm overweight, this is not offensive it's fact & we need to grow up & take responsibility for ourselves.The cost to NHS from avoidable disease is astronomical

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Lucy

@crapolatombola

6 years

A gang of deer just casually grazing in the middle of a council estate ❤️

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Lucy

@crapolatombola

4 years

Who would like to see the very unsolicited message I just received? Cheeky little scamp!

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Lucy

@crapolatombola

4 years

Couldn’t give a flying fuck if this sounds thirsty or owt but I pity the man I first get my hands on when all this shite is over. To whom ever it may concern I AM GOING TO RUIN YOU. 🥳

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Lucy

@crapolatombola

3 years

Go on mate! Fucking have him. 😂

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Lucy

@crapolatombola

2 months

You know who doesn’t get a hard enough time? The disabled, that’s who. Time we taught them all a lesson. Sunak, 2024.

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Lucy

@crapolatombola

4 months

If the Royals aren’t working they should be sanctioned and their benefits stopped. We’ll need to see medical evidence to explain their inability to work. They can appeal this decision by going through a highly convoluted and complex process.

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Lucy

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6 years

I’ll watch it on pornhub alongside all the other arse licking videos.

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Lucy

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6 years

I see awful people with lovely partners and I think to myself that's so unfair, I'm awful too, how come I don't I get a lovely partner too?

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Lucy

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4 years

My daughters teacher phoned today to make sure we’re all coping ok, not just with the work but also our mental & physical health& financially, she said if we need any help the school will do whatever it can, they’re offering this to all families, how bloody good is that?

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Lucy

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4 years

If you eat a family bag of crisps all to yourself it makes the perfect bin for all the chocolate wrappers you’re about to discard. Work smarter, not harder.

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Lucy

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4 years

Listen, they’re my favourite knickers and I’ll be fucked if I’m chucking them.

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4 years

I WANNA, I WANNA, I WANNA BE A CORPSE.

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Lucy

@crapolatombola

4 years

Just welled up because after years of being in crippling debt and working hard to clear it & rebuild my credit rating it’s finally heading in the right direction. Leaving the grips of poverty once and for all 🎉 (Fyi my debt wasn’t due to frivolous things, it was food & bills).

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Lucy

@crapolatombola

5 years

Why do some men think being inked and bearded is an acceptable replacement for a personality?

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Lucy

@crapolatombola

4 years

I’ve lost over 100 followers and a handful of blocks or softblocks in there too, I generally lose a fair few because I’m basically just annoying but this is unprecedented, I’m assuming a connection to recent cultural events so anyway.... Farewell you racist cunts, good riddance.

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Lucy

@crapolatombola

4 years

On a happier note I just got an email from PayPal and eBay, a percentage from the sale of my boob painting was allocated to Crisis and the final amount is the exact sum it costs to provide a homeless person with a bed and Christmas dinner ❤️

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Lucy

@crapolatombola

5 years

Stupidly told my 8 y/o that I can’t look at one of the Dads at school because he’s too good looking and she’s gone and told his kid that I’m IN LOVE WITH HIM, to which the daughter replied “she shouldn’t feel awkward, he’s looking for a girlfriend” Can’t ever do school run again.

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Lucy

@crapolatombola

4 years

Off to Sainsburys to do some mild flashing and some covert spying on peoples trolleys.

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Lucy

@crapolatombola

3 years

Today could be potentially life changing for me work wise with regard to opportunity and the future for me and my girls. Keep everything crossed for me please, or don’t entirely up to you.

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Lucy

@crapolatombola

4 years

Heads up, never ever ever ever ever dm me to tell me to take down jokes that you think are a bit too rude or unbecoming, If you wouldn’t do it to a man don’t you fucking dare do it to me. This isn’t the first time this has happened, it better be the last.

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Lucy

@crapolatombola

9 years

I've dressed my daughter as Margaret Thatcher for Halloween.

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Lucy

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3 years

I don’t mean it’s offensive for people parents to help them out btw! I hope I can one day do that for my kids, my issue is with the stupid fucking media and the people who did it touting it as if it’s all down to hard work and that it’s totally doable for everyone. Wank. Off.

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Lucy

@crapolatombola

4 years

Just a reminder that I do actually love a good handful of you. Thank you all for being such nice bastards during what has been a surprisingly arduous time for me. Getting keys to new place at 10am, I’ve had 2 hours sleep and every part of me hurts BUT new home 🎉

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Lucy

@crapolatombola

5 years

@_BrexitTory You’ve missed off toilet rolls, toiletries, sanitary products, washing powder and cleaning stuffs. Which are also essential items to the most basic standard of living.

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Lucy

@crapolatombola

4 years

New followers off the back of pic of my burnt tits are going to be mighty disappointed when I start properly going for it about politics and racism and don’t get my boobs out again for about another 11 months.

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4 years

Can’t get a girlfriend though.

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@crapolatombola

4 years

GO TOWARDS IT DONALD:

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

4 years

LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL!

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6 years

My 6 year old just caught my looking on tinder. 6 y/o: What are you doing? Me: Looking for a boyfriend. 6 y/o: Don’t pick him, he looks like he’d watch WWE all the time.

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3 years

Men properly like boobs don’t they?🤔

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4 years

Bought some toilet roll in a local shop, loads there but I just bought one small pack like a normal, non cunty person.

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4 years

Ron just had a bath. This is how he dries himself.

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Lucy

@crapolatombola

4 years

Pay your fucking taxes you cunt. No one on Earth could ever spend all that, generations with the fiscal skills of the Trumps couldn’t even spend it all. PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES AND PAY YOUR STAFF FAIRLY. CUNT.

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4 years

Very normal attire for staying in with the kids. We’re all wearing red.

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@crapolatombola

4 years

Having kids killed mine off years ago.

The Independent

@Independent

4 years

Climate crisis could kill off great tits, scientists warn

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5 years

Fucking hell. A country full to the brim of absolute cunts if these exit poles are to be believed.

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Lucy

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3 years

If you’re not on this list, we can’t be friends.

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@crapolatombola

6 months

That’s your Mum that is.

ITV News Anglia

@itvanglia

6 months

Biggest pumping station in UK working 'harder than ever' to keep Fenland from going underwater.

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Lucy

@crapolatombola

5 years

Man on tube, asking me to remove my earphones for a third time so he could ask me ANOTHER completely inane question. “Can I just interrupt you again” “No” *ignores* “I like the tassels on your bag, I had a coat with tassels” Can’t believe I didn’t shag him there and then.

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@crapolatombola

5 months

Please read the replies for much missing of the point. Absolutely gorgeous 👌🏻

Lucy

@crapolatombola

5 months

What were the men wearing when they were robbed? Thats what I want to know, I’m sorry but if you go out parading yourself in a sexy little £2k suit and slutty Churches brogues you’re asking for trouble.

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3 years

When an adult says “oh I don’t really get into politics, it doesn’t interest me” What they’re actually saying is “my existence is perfectly ok as it is because my social and financial status means i’m personally not negatively effected by poor leadership”

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Lucy

@crapolatombola

3 years

Do other women have a frequent inner voice that mutters “I’d fuck him” every time they see an attractive man or am I a bit of a perv?

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@crapolatombola

4 years

There’s a lass at my kids school called Bethany who told everyone she’d done Meth (she didn’t, she one of those jay out of inbetweebers types) and now they all call her Methany and it restored my faith in the youth of today.

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Lucy

@crapolatombola

3 years

No disrespect but I really am struggling to comprehend how the death of a privileged 100 year old is tragic? He was a great old geezer, what he did was fantastic but dying at 100 is expected and not remotely tragic. 🤷‍♀️

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8 years

Still got it.

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4 years

My kids, completely of their own volition have gone outside to chalk the pavement, first up a massive NHS and next to it #BLM I love my kids ❤️(obviously I’d be a terrible Mum if I didn’t).

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@crapolatombola

3 years

I expect wearing this T-shirt on the school run, surrounded by wealthy Tory voters will win me lots of new friends.

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7 years

A lady next to me on the train is replying to an email entitled "A night of divine encounter".

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Lucy

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3 years

Not one person who hates Meghan Markle seems able to articulate what it is that they don’t like about her, it’s all very much “hmmm can’t put my finger it, just something about her” To those people I say this...YOUR FUCKING CLOSET RACISM IS SHOWING.

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@crapolatombola

4 years

I’m giggling to myself because I’ve just remembered about a date I went on where the man said “you’re far more articulate in written word” to which I succinctly replied “shut up, you cunt!” I don’t think there’s a better example of who I am tbqhwy.

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I’ve been called a cunt more times than I can recall, had threats of rape and violence but today someone called me middle class and I have never been so fucking offended in all my life.

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Lucy

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4 years

An American with a quote from the bible in his bio called me a cunt today. Achievement unlocked.

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@crapolatombola

7 years

Fat, old, Murdoch arse licker, misogynistic cuntbag @kelvmackenzie has the audacity to comment on a beautiful woman's appearance. Nice.

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Lucy

@crapolatombola

8 years

Getting my tits out for the lads.

Emma Watson

@EmmaWatson

8 years

What are you doing tomorrow for #InternationalWomensDay ?

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3 years

I’m not sure now is the time for Oops up side your head.

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4 years

Back up to 233 deaths. Fuck sake that is just so unbelievably tragic. That number isn’t just a statistic, that’s 233 families devastated, 233 people died in the most horrific pain, unable to even be comforted by family and friends. But it’s ok cos Dorothy perkins has reopened.

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4 years

The lucky dress strikes again, don’t know if it’s because I feel confident in it or because it shows off my best bits but whenever I wear this I get chatted up. (I NEVER get chatted up!) I’ll be wearing it for the next 60 days straight. Thanks DVF.

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