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#Cowboys armchair analyst. Reasonable takes, often nerding, with mild Kool aid served

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@cowboy_cobra
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6 months
If you haven't caught it, NFL put out the full Dak Mic'd up section. Turn me tf up, like Dak said.
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@cowboy_cobra
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This is diabolical. Obv shout out to lamb, but McCarthy is cultivating a Rodgers Davante connection Ain't no way Jerry would allow this in a contract year in yrs past
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@cowboy_cobra
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2 years
@Cowboys_FanTalk @ColinCowherd Joy gave Acho an L yesterday too. Made him change the topic entirely.
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@cowboy_cobra
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5 months
This moment frustrated me. Ferg scored 3 touchdowns and was signaling to the team, get back to the bench, we got work to do. CD celebrating first downs down 20
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@cowboy_cobra
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2 years
@BrettKollmann Player's affection for visors makes sense now
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Man we really still doing this even after all pro season Dak Colin will never change
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@cowboy_cobra
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3 years
@toddarcher @CowboysStats @benbbaldwin @minakimes Seahawks 🤝 Cowboys To Eliminate Washington
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@cowboy_cobra
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5 months
We had 2 special teamers hosting a victory party before the game even got played?
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@BrettKollmann bijan sick night before not disclosed when inactives are announced Smith uses him as a decoy on like 5 plays and gives him 1 carry All the books had a Bijan ATD parlay advertised
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@cowboy_cobra
CowboyCobra
1 year
Brady: "What do you want me to do" You gotta be sure its coming "I don't know"
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@cowboy_cobra
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8 months
@Nate_Tice that was swaggy as hell. Gotta admit
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@cowboy_cobra
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5 months
Micah: "I did everything I could to win that game and I'm at peace with my performance after watching the film." Selfish shit man. Wrong wrong wrong
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@cowboy_cobra
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5 months
@defytalkcowboys The anti Schultz in every way possible
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5 months
Something happened behind the scenes. This game was weird as shit in the beginning
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@cowboy_cobra
CowboyCobra
5 months
Yr 1 -> yr2 -> yr 3
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@Brandoniswrite
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Look at pictures/videos of rookie Osa. He might be the best example of a player I’ve seen take a massive jump in the weight room from college to the pros 👀
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@cowboy_cobra
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1 year
uhhh what are we doing here. "Brock purdy has better accuracy because Kyle Shanahan is in his bag" This was an actual statement, my god
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@cowboy_cobra
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1 year
@FourVerts The org should revoke some press passed for this behavior
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@cowboy_cobra
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7 months
Yes, that is the much maligned Michael Gallup cooking bradbury for a potential 35 yard TD
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@cowboy_cobra
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5 months
And then we got another 4 clowns hosting a party the day before the most important game the world's been waiting for for a year. Yeah we deserved to lose
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@cowboy_cobra
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8 months
@JoeyCool1717 @BrettKollmann because its a rule. Illnesses must be reported
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@cowboy_cobra
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1 year
In the past 23 years dak has the 6th best single performance in the playoffs. Y'all. Look at the scorelines of each of those games. This was the lowest scoring offense. If Dak continued to cook in the second half... man might be #1
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@cowboy_cobra
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5 months
@MJPoole3 Telling on yourself by pointing out that SF runs a run first offense Dak is the offense in Dallas Try again
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@cowboy_cobra
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2 years
@NotToBeTrite catch this play by Dak. Unreal with getting tripped up by the RB, not losing a step, getting pressured, and delivering a dime. Did not even catch it when it happened live TP just falls from the collision, dak very well could have too and this might have been a huge sack
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@cowboy_cobra
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2 years
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@cowboy_cobra
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7 months
Some examples: Dak had to set all the protection calls on left side of the line last yr(philbin didn't trust rookie or Connor) He had to heavy lift oline calls when 63 was a rookie He had to tell receivers where to line up just last year
@TheStarGaz3rr
Stargazer Sports Media
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Wow this just gave me chills. If you listen closely, Dak just told you what he’s had to go through for his career. He says he is “truly having FUN and playing FREE” now, and that he is in the zone because he is “FINALLY getting to focus on my (his) job and my (his) job alone.”
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@cowboy_cobra
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5 months
Just realized Dan Quinn had a chance to exorcize the 28-3 game from history And failed miserably
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@cowboy_cobra
CowboyCobra
6 months
Meanwhile Cameron admits that he can't handle a blitz or third down. Sounds a whole lot like game Manager to me
@Iishamorrison
iisha Morrison
6 months
Dak when he sees 3&whatever:
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@cowboy_cobra
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8 months
Made this masterpiece today. "The call is coming from the house"
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@cowboy_cobra
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7 months
DQ has found something with this 5-1-5 package. Micah in middle field, both run stuffers + 3 pass rushers It's an elite package that offenses will need to counter
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@cowboy_cobra
CowboyCobra
3 years
@jonmachota It was badass. Rolling away from pressure with the fake, then throwing on the run. Gets the velocity, arc, beautiful spiral and hits cd on the numbers in stride
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@cowboy_cobra
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2 years
@jtuck151 He was talking to the camera so he could be on the screen and on TV lol. He even admitted it
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@cowboy_cobra
CowboyCobra
5 months
Cowboys fans hate Josh Allen a little too much for my liking The guy is objectively good and kinda ridiculous in what he can do.
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@cowboy_cobra
CowboyCobra
5 months
@VochLombardi with the spot on impression 😅😅🤣🤣
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5 months
@NickHarrisDC Osa with the druski fit on
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@cowboy_cobra
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8 months
@TheGameDayNFL You could be tweeting about the bears, broncos, raiders Instead you choose to try to clown on a 5-2 team coming off yet another dominating win.
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@cowboy_cobra
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3 years
@_jamesdotlee_
JLee
3 years
@SportsSturm Dak might need Jacob “Stitch” Duran to come look at him after this celebration.
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@cowboy_cobra
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6 months
@_dc4lsports_ I miss the nose swipe 🥹
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@cowboy_cobra
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5 months
@defytalkcowboys Cowboys players (and family) jumping to point out that they're millionaires when criticized. Iconic
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5 months
I'll admit watching these teams with the chants and songs and costumes and just enthusiasm for being in the stadium makes me jealous. ATT just doesn't have that.
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@cowboy_cobra
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5 months
But please, keep telling the fans about the money you make off these engagements instead of seeing the field.
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@cowboy_cobra
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1 year
Wired: Kellen saying "hey Jerry, you wanna see us establish the run? 7 runs for 12 yards on first down and an L. You want us do this at Tampa next wk boss?"
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@cowboy_cobra
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@travoshea Dak just beat the lions and rams a few weeks ago. He beat Brady last yr in playoffs. He had an all pro MVP-caliber season. Why is he a B+ QB who can't beat real opponents
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@cowboy_cobra
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@defytalkcowboys That was Mike. In the draft show thing they did he was championing for him I believe. I'm more curious on Mazi. How that dude formulated any sentences in an interview baffles me.
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1 year
@JohnOwning Atleast we won't have option route interceptions
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6 months
Leadership, communication, straight balling. This is peak performance. 4 is in a special place and we're all lucky to watch it
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2 years
@Cowboys_FanTalk @ColinCowherd A: Rings matter. Mike is an underachieving coach for only 1sb w stars. J:What about his star players then? A: I won't answer that J:Well here let me answer that.... J:You know what, this is irrelevant. Rings don't matter.
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5 months
@demcowboysfan He did. And made me want to throw a brick at something
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7 months
@jtuck151 They planned this shit for 2 days lol. Dak worked Mike and Jerry to get approval. Coordinated the caterers to have it ready for all the kettles. And told the boys, dont touch them turkeys till we're up 2 TDs
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@cowboy_cobra
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6 months
Ceedarian Lamb - silent assasin
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@JoeyCool1717 @BrettKollmann W twitter interaction
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8 months
@JoeyCool1717 @BrettKollmann here's the second part to that rule. They do have to report it still
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@jtuck151 That's why I have no problem with Ceedee being pissed and fuming. He should be. Even in a win, if your unit isn't winning, then you should be pissed
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2 years
@RGIII Rochell is like "bro i just wanted to say good job, why are you giving me a concussion"
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7 months
@defytalkcowboys I really wanted one after the philly game. Would have been so good
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1 year
@es3_09 Caused atleast 4 interceptions for Dak due to his love of option routes Failed to adjust and kept calling it
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@cowboy_cobra
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1 year
@Sr_Corte_Jamon Garbage time stats
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5 months
How how do you have 20 yards of separation on a 2 man route concept?!? 2 guys
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@cowboy_cobra
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7 months
@JohnOwning Super impressive to make this kind of wholesale architecture changes Went from a 12 personnel offense to 11p perimeter attack
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@jonmachota @1053thefan They've changed him
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2 years
@jtuck151 @Cowboys_FanTalk @ColinCowherd Literally didn't know what to say so he said rings don't matter, let's talk about basketball. 😭😭😅🤡
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@cowboy_cobra
CowboyCobra
4 months
There are many scenarios where we could have had far more obnoxious pop stars getting this kinda lime light. Atleast she bros down and gets IT. this is sports
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Ngl this picture is 🔥
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@cowboy_cobra
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@BrettKollmann There's no way 49ers and ravens are on the same level. I'd say 49ers -cant play from behind
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@cowboy_cobra
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4 months
Aight, F it Mike Zimmer Highlights
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7 months
@angeIramon Lol wut. Said no one ever.
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@_jamesdotlee_
JLee
3 years
@SportsSturm Dak might need Jacob “Stitch” Duran to come look at him after this celebration.
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3 years
@jonmachota That's WR1. Love Amari this season. He's helping out the rooks, celebrating the defense. Looks to have great chemistry
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3 months
@defytalkcowboys So big. the nickel slot spot is huge in Zim's defense Might mean no Gilly tho
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2 years
@marrodc @benbbaldwin Since Lions Game
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3 years
@ConnorNFLDraft Since Zeke got suspended Antonio Brown Richard Sherman Deshaun Watson Serious issues on another level. Not even a close response from league. They did NOTHING to Sherman.
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CowboyCobra
7 months
I don't want to make this about Romo, but I'm gonna just do it once. This would clear any of Romos seasons.
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Defy
7 months
Dak Prescott has a 92.1 PFF Grade this season No one else is above an 88.6
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@cowboy_cobra
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7 months
Was curious about this - Only 31 players have had more pick 6s in their CAREER than Bland
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5 months
@defytalkcowboys I KNOW they're in that locker room going "Man it's us against every teams best shot, the refs, millions of haters, AND our own fans"
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@cowboy_cobra
CowboyCobra
2 years
@girthygirth @PFF Hmm how about NFC north and afc south?
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4 months
@TheStarGaz3rr the two are nothing alike
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1 year
@BuckyBrooks NFL is changing. Toughness doesn't trump efficiency esp when toughness can also get you flags
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1 year
@WhatGoingDowney Ah yes let's Get the WR2 we desperately need for our QB What will it cost? Our qb
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@cowboy_cobra
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2 years
@EuripidesSmalls @CowboysNation @EmmanuelAcho Before 2021 against winning (.500+) teams: Stafford is 8-67 ARod 36-43 Herb 1-5 Kyler 3-11 Dak 13-20 Wentz 10-21 Watson 7-19 Josh 7-11 Kirk 7-35
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@cowboy_cobra
CowboyCobra
11 months
My god, waletzko is a large human being
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@cowboy_cobra
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6 months
@RSherman_25 @DezBryant Ceedee is 60 yards behind Tyreek Mostert has the same # TDs as CMC. Things that we choose to ignore CD has a real chance to surpass him next wk too.
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@cowboy_cobra
CowboyCobra
6 months
@jtuck151 Opposing fans seem to hate Dak's cadence. Turn it into official cowboys chant
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@cowboy_cobra
CowboyCobra
3 years
@Marcus_Mosher I think what he means is.... Sure pull up a video from 2 months ago with a fake narrative about snitching on teammates. It's just tmz nonsense for cowboy clicks
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@cowboy_cobra
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6 months
@SharpFootball @TroyRenck why give the dude a 7 year contract if you barely have 1 yr of patience...
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7 months
@Marcus_Mosher They look so comfortable. Like they can run out and run anything they want. That's precisely why Mike called that fade. They're that confident (not that it was the best decision there)
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@cowboy_cobra
CowboyCobra
5 months
@WedgeBuster88 How this team made Brandin Cooks check out and made Gilly guess & jump routes will never make sense to me. Two thru and thru Patriot Way professionals. Complete out of character
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@cowboy_cobra
CowboyCobra
7 months
@DAK_4_MVP Players coach. They'll love him for that shit
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@cowboy_cobra
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6 months
@EliotShorrParks If the eagles are better at every offensive position why are the cowboys the #1 offense in the league
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@cowboy_cobra
CowboyCobra
2 years
@NotToBeTrite Add Randy, Pollard, Ceedee, Zuerlein, McCarthy, Martin to the last Battle tested. Just get that offense back and it'll be the most playoff ready team
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@cowboy_cobra
CowboyCobra
7 months
@OGenius214 It was 4th down. Nothing wrong with throwing a floater layup that has a guaranteed conversion
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