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mclaren and united makes me depressed

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@courtmufc
courtney
10 months
follow my private @uncensoredCourt
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@courtmufc
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1 year
there’s an imposter among us
@ESPNUK
ESPN UK
1 year
Who has been the best goalkeeper in the Premier League this season? 🤔
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3 years
i’m crying😭😭😭 she’s still begging
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3 years
so Martinelli scores a goal, and there are shouts for greenwood to come outside? 😭😭😭
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courtney
11 months
people need to stop listening to this guy
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@Magnifico778
Mohammed
11 months
He just said that Bruno Fernandes who created the most big chances in the Premier league last season doesn't create...
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@courtmufc
courtney
3 years
Hi @MarcusRashford , recently @KipstaUnited passed away, after spending weeks in hospital battling for his life. He was a massive fan of yours. His mum quit her job to be there for him. If there is anything you can do for his family, please do it. he was a kind soul ❤️
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@courtmufc
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3 years
selfless. always wanted everyone to be happy. you were a man who fought a massive war, you never gave up, goodbye my friend, you are a role model for everyone. You will stay in our hearts forever❤️ i love you.
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3 years
YOU DID IT KING @KipstaUnited YOU ACHIEVED YOUR DREAM. FLY HIGH🕊 ❤️
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3 years
like this tweet for a surprise
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@courtmufc
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1 year
if you loved the club you’d leave
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
1 year
David de Gea confirms his intention to stay: “I love Manchester United” 🔴❤️ #MUFC “I've been here for years. I enjoy every moment. I've played many games. It's great to be here. It's a huge club. I love the club, I'm very happy here”. 🎥 @footballdaily
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3 years
like this tweet for a surprise
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1 year
forgot he lives at old trafford and isn’t allowed to leave
@MailSport
Mail Sport
1 year
Man Utd captain Harry Maguire leaves the pitch after his crucial OWN GOAL against Sevilla 😬
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3 years
did she really travel to portugal with no ticket to the final? in hope some simp will give her a ticket for showing her tits?😭
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3 years
just leaving this here.
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@courtmufc
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3 years
imagine playing football here😍
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10 months
@4pfkoye
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10 months
What’s your fav goal scored against your team
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3 years
wow, the fact they broke this rule. disgusting.
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@courtmufc
courtney
11 months
we weren’t allowed to slander de gea but here you are slandering maguire? so training to improve, and fight for your position is creating an ego. ok.
@UnitedStandMUFC
The United Stand
11 months
“So much ego he makes Mount Everest look like a sandcastle!” 🗻 @markgoldbridge says the reports about Harry Maguire training extra hard in pre-season for a #mufc comeback are likely there to soften the potential blow of not being able to sell him.
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3 years
xthfcmatt a thread
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1 year
these fine gentlemen
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3 years
how is he still on the app.
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@courtmufc
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3 years
EQUAL PAY?
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3 years
@sfcdannnn the only pussy he gets and he decides to throw it away..
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@courtmufc
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3 years
Could we also get @TahithC to say a message? He was @KipstaUnited favourite united player. Thank You in advance❤️
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@courtmufc
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10 months
the amount of people i’ve had to unfollow. you all disgust me.
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@courtmufc
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3 years
congratulations to all the men who decided not to be a rapist. congratulations. since we apparently have to appreciate that now?
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3 years
i hope she never sucked my dead dog off🤞
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@TenHagEra
Frank🧠🇳🇱 (fan)
6 months
Erik Ten Hag has in fact changed my life.
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@courtmufc
courtney
3 years
Dear @TheSun Yes he was an Absolute Legend. This title is not it, please do not use the death of this amazing person for clicks on your article.
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@courtmufc
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3 years
:)
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3 years
@utd_Lewis you asked her to shit on your chest ffs😭😭😭😭😭
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@courtmufc
courtney
20 days
why the fuck would anyone want that
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CentreGoals.
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🚨🚨| NEW: FIFA plans to allow official league matches to be played abroad! 🏟️✈️ This means we could soon see games like Man Utd vs. Man City or Real Madrid vs. Barcelona in the USA. Yesterday, FIFA formed a working group of 10 to 15 members to explore the idea. 👥 [ @lequipe ]
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@courtmufc
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9 months
we lost 4-0 to brighton with de gea btw
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9 months
👀 “I really do like Onana, but the situation [with him] is a mistake.” ❌ “De Gea wasn’t a problem. People need to wake up, we didn’t need to replace him.” @MarkGoldbridge believes #MUFC made a mistake by replacing David De Gea
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@courtmufc
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3 years
😭😭😭😭
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3 years
like this and i’ll draw your avi
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3 years
i’m crying😭😭😭😭 why are people blocking and getting upset over english fans celebrating? you’d literally celebrate if your country was in the same position
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@markgoldbridge
Mark Goldbridge
8 months
Onana should save that. It's in his area and the middle of the goal
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9 months
you watched Casemiro and eriksen and ask a stupid question like that..
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9 months
Does Bruno Fernandes need to be benched?
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courtney
8 months
i guess i’m not a united fan
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Man United fans right now:
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@AstridWett
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9 months
1-0 AT HOME TO A F*CKING TREEEE 🤬🤬
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@courtmufc
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3 years
Penalties when it mattered in 2008
@CFCHale
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3 years
Penalties when it mattered in 2012
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3 years
look at my dad, legend
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@courtmufc
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this is the worst dm i have ever received in my life
@Rhyyssss
Rhys 🦢
5 months
i might be the greatest at talking to women
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3 years
we did it FT, Rashford Noticed! sleep tight up there king👑 you deserve the world and a thousand more. i loved every minute i spent talking to you. rest easy, will never be forgotten. love you Alex❤️
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3 years
pogba vs foden
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3 years
are you a striker? because i want you to strike my pussy with your dick
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͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ De Gea Sucks x
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@courtmufc
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3 years
ITS MY BIRTHDAYYYYYY❤️
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1 year
please don’t do this, cheers x
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1 year
why did he duck lol
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@courtmufc
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forever my fav x
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@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
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🔵🇵🇹 Luis Nani leaves Adana Demirspor as his contract has been terminated with immediate effect. Nani, available as free agent again.
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3 years
🤡🤡🤡🤡
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@courtmufc
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3 years
penalties are difficult but Bruno Fernandes makes them look easy.
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@courtmufc
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3 years
but mental health is suppose to matter right? or does it not matter cause i’m still alive?
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3 years
THANK YOU MAN CITY AND NEWCASTLE OMG
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4 months
my bestie
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@courtmufc
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4 months
anyone wanna see something cool?
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3 years
@utd_Lewis reverse reverse
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9 months
@oscarpiastri81 at least some can admit it
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3 years
xo
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1 year
no f1 means mclaren won’t disappoint me this weekend❤️
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3 years
to all the boys who don’t push young girls under trains, spit on them and kick them. i respect you.
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3 years
flex zone playstation > xbox
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3 years
I HATE HAVING BOOBS IN THIS WEATHER
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10 months
wish united played today lol
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3 years
fuck cancer.
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that was cool
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3 years
is everyone team messi tonight?
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9 months
definitely isn’t shampoo
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What are they talking about?
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1 year
de gea is my 13th reason.
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@courtmufc
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10 months
hope greenwood stans go support another club now😘
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@courtmufc
courtney
1 year
lost some weight👏🎉
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@courtmufc
courtney
3 years
hi mutuals
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3 years
give me likes pls
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3 years
if you are born in may fuck you.
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@courtmufc
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3 years
LOOK WHAT I JUST FOUND
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@courtmufc
courtney
3 years
I CAN SUPPORT AN ENGLISH TEAM IF I WANT. I DONT HAVE TO SUPPORT ENGLAND. 1. NOT EVERY PLAYER IN AN ENGLISH TEAM ARE ENGLISH. 2. NOT ALL THE OWNERS OF AN ENGLISH TEAM ARE ENGLISH. 3. NOT ALL THE MANAGERS OF AN ENGLISH TEAM ARE ENGLISH.
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3 years
for you Alex.
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8 months
that norwich mental health ad broke my heart 💔 don’t be afraid to speak out!
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3 years
why are people making jokes about the Di Maria situation. You sick individual bastards.
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3 years
if you don’t think the media treats black footballers differently to white footballers. seek help. the media IS racist. look at how Foden was treated compared to Sterling for doing the same thing👍
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3 years
when he supports Manchester United
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@courtmufc
courtney
11 months
you gave rvp the guard of honour and he lifted the premier league title what revenge? lmfao
@Gunnersc0m
Gunners
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We finally got revenge on Man United for Robin van Persie
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10 months
they only did a u turn because of the backlash.. the fact they wanted him to come back and had a plan is absolutely fucking vile.
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3 years
“i have feelings so be nice” and then proceeds to go on his private and make disgusting tweets about girls seek help
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ballooooooons 🎈 happy birthday to me 🎉🎂🎁
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3 years
when he was in you 5 minutes but in his mum for 9 months.
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3 years
@CFC_Jacck WOAHHH! you need to watch what you post, i have really bad asthma and you keep taking my breath away! but keep going, youre looking good😀😀
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3 years
i hope you are proud @KipstaUnited of everything everyone has done on here. i hope that we have managed to help you achieve your dreams and more. fly high🕊
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3 years
no fucking way😭😭😭😭
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you also have the responsibility to fans, who have supported the club since birth to do the right thing👍
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3 years
not liverpool fans begging for 3 points😭 from champions to beggars the decline
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@courtmufc
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3 years
❤️
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10 months
the greatest team in the world play today
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1 year
watch your team lose 2-0 and then attack the police typical wolves
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3 years
?
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