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@connor_xander

2 years

this came to me in that moment right before sleep.

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@connor_xander

2 years

"i dont think he's capable of crying" - literal worst take on izzy hands I've seen yet. I mean he quite literally cries IN CANON. That man cries like twice a day. Three times since Stede Bonnet showed up.

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@connor_xander

1 year

condolences to the uk viewers that know con o'neill from other stuff and are never going to be the same again.

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@connor_xander

8 months

Ed picking Izzy up: did you lose weight? Izzy: Ed: Pfft...right.

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@connor_xander

2 years

Please let con kiss a man in s2. Please let con kiss a man in s2. Please

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@connor_xander

1 year

Still not over the fact that Fang just laid his beautiful bare ass all over Stede's bed, mid duty, for this.

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@connor_xander

2 years

Ofmd if izzy actually was a spiritless, humorless, sadistic evil person.

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@connor_xander

8 months

"we're two people who are super impulsive we should have like...some guy here all the time to keep us in line...just some fella that can save us from ourselves." #OFMD2Spoilers

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@connor_xander

2 years

the little 'wiggle wiggle' that con o'neill does when he's about to say something that will wreck an entire room

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@connor_xander

2 years

nothing izzy ever did was as bad as stede telling mary he forgave her for fucking doug.

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@connor_xander

8 months

Izzy inevitably ends up doing a lot of hopping around after he's taken the prosthetic off when he's retired for the night. All which have taken a toll on his knee and hips. Stede commissions a cane from a craftsman they meet while dumping loot.

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@connor_xander

2 years

con o'neill discovering the power of his tits must be as close as anyone will come to discovering super powers, and honestly I love that for him.

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@connor_xander

1 year

Izzy walking in to find Ed playing with their baby. "And this little piggy..." and he stops and looks at Izzy and Izzy is looking back at him and Ed is lookin' at Izzy and Izzy is lookin' back at him. "Go on. Where did that little piggy go, Ed? Where?"

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@connor_xander

2 years

the amount of transmasc swag con has in dancing thru the dark is absolutely unreal. french tuck my way into pretending i'm not pocket-sized.

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@connor_xander

2 years

trying to imagine how Izzy Hands would actually handle the twitter discourse surrounding him. 🤔 Ed: you're trending Izzy: What does that mean Stede: It means thousands of people think your 'pussy is "popping"' Izzy:

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@connor_xander

9 months

ed and stede having an absolutely petty argument about whose first mate Izzy is while they're both trying to rescue him from the Bad Guy. "He was mine first." "You weren't using him anymore. Finders keepers!" "That's bullshit." "That's Piracy." "😠"

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@connor_xander

11 months

@Audrey4Congress "we don't like what you stand for please leave our community" "I can't believe I am being oppressed for how I choose to behave."

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@connor_xander

11 months

genuinely so funny that it's widely accepted that swordplay is just pirate sex but ppl will deny that the first pirate Stede had Pirate Sex with was Izzy. It's about as subtle as the Ed/Stede scene.

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@connor_xander

2 years

God i want him so bad.

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@connor_xander

2 years

he might be a grumpy old man to us but this is 16 year old Izzy Hands.

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@connor_xander

2 years

the thing that's really irritating is that if anything positive about Izzy happens in any context ppl are gonna be like 'ugh david jenkins poor baby had to cave to twitter' and not like 'oh damn maybe we were wrong'

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@connor_xander

1 year

S2 we find out izzy hands was born on a leap year and is, in fact,16.

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@connor_xander

2 years

I encourage the 'lol u made a survey?? loser!' crowd to not have children. Sometimes, children turn out autistic and they'll have strange habits. Often they don't play the "right" way. Their interests are 'weird'. Every so often these children grow up and become adults.

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@connor_xander

2 years

Saw some pics of Cooper and his human @cononeilluk went “…that’s the same guy” and then this happened. Izzy Paws. #OurFlagMeansDeath #izzyhands #OFMDfanart

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@connor_xander

8 months

Ed Teach is so codependent he literally makes izzy do the murder part of his murder suicide plan #OFMD2Spoilers

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@connor_xander

2 years

izzy hands is like a tomato. Sure he doesn't pair well with sweets but regardless he actually is just another fruit.

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@connor_xander

2 years

izzy hands is so mean blah blah izzy hands not once ever made fun of Stede for drinking nose jar juice. Conclusion is that Izzy Hands has definitely accidentally had nose jar juice or he's actually a very warm considerate individual.

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@connor_xander

11 months

I honestly love that con o'neill might have gotten the worst of the gay pirate brain rot. Describing it to his partner like "it's a little comedy show. Don't think it will have much of an impact on my life." 1 year later *closet door busts open onto gay swamp* 'someBODY--'

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@connor_xander

2 years

Izzy Hands being asked "what do *you* want?" would probably break him.

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@connor_xander

2 years

"rpf hurts REAL people that i why I am going to find the rpf that was posted to a random unknown corner of the internet and put it as many places as possible and bring as MUCH attention as I can to raise awareness to the people that might be hurt by it. I NEED them to see it."

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@connor_xander

2 years

"I love gentlebeard!...I love steddyhands!...I love Stizzy!....actually Calico Jack is in love with Izzy Hands and wants to marry that old man" weirdest pipeline.

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@connor_xander

2 years

"izzy stans just ignore how awful he is--" no that's the part that makes me wet.

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@connor_xander

9 months

Izzy is Ed's wife but Stede's husband. Ed is Stede's wife and Izzy's husband. Stede is Ed's husband and Izzy's wife. yes?

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@connor_xander

11 months

Ed Teach considers Izzy Hands a "fancy man." It's why he sends Izzy to invite Stede on board, he's the one that Ed thinks will make the best impression, cos he's Izzy Hands. Except, Ed's been bewitched by Izzy Hands all these years and everyone else thinks he's a feral gremlin.

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@connor_xander

2 years

@satyr_em @ItsChloeNow when your doctor doesn't even mention that bottom growth is a thing. I did know thankfully but it was still like damn this would be really shocking if I didn't know it was going to happen.

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@connor_xander

8 months

Thank God Con got jacked this season considering he had to carry the whole show.

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@connor_xander

2 years

steddyhands their first "fight" and Stede tells Izzy that he's seen better tits! and the whole crew gasps and Ed is like 'i can't even look at u right now' while leading a sobbing izzy away.

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@connor_xander

2 years

sucker for steddyhands where Ed and Izzy are married and never informs Stede and Stede has to come to grips with the fact that he's the Other Woman and that Ed is kind of a dick.

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@connor_xander

8 months

idc about the ppl that hated him and now don't, but the formerly izzy neutral fans must be having a trip this season. From 'just an impotent little man yelling at the world' to 'sad wet mop with big biceps and a bigger heart becoming the glue for the crew.'

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@connor_xander

2 years

manifesting rhys and con deciding to advocate for stizzy just for petty reasons.

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@connor_xander

11 months

the power move of that tiny lil man coming out in Florida in a trans pride shirt.

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@connor_xander

11 months

hate may not age well kiddos, but do you know who did?

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@connor_xander

2 years

stede and izzy getting into a Situation that inevitably results in them having wild hate sex. Stede later confesses to Ed, who says he's fucked Izzy, too, nbd. He's not upset. Not until Stede starts talking about it. Cos they assume their experiences are the same. They are not.

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@connor_xander

1 year

Edizzy that starts with a fight but instead of ending in a chokehold it ends with Izzy telling Ed 'I could've bought you fine things' and Ed asking why he didn't and Izzy confessing "you never asked." "Didn't know I could." "Always done everything you've asked, boss."

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@connor_xander

2 years

just saw a banger of a tweet about someone not being able to wait until us izzy stans watch s2 and remember how Izzy really acts. I'm sorry I haven't had a dry pair of underwear since I started thinking about how that man acts. Some of us know what we're about.

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@connor_xander

8 months

ed "guess it's time to die" *fixes hair izzy "guess it's time to live" *fixes hair* #OFMD2Spoilers

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@connor_xander

1 year

episode of ofmd where the crew is convinced that Izzy has been cursed and turned into an animal or like a fruit or something. Izzy falling through false door and in his place is a banana. Entire crew treating banana as though it is izzy because what if it is.

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@connor_xander

8 months

i think izzy is going to say "former" in response to Ed referring to him as his first mate at some point. The bitchiness makes Stede visibly horny.

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@connor_xander

2 years

"depicting real people in stories is disgusting...anyway here is a photorealistic drawing of a character as played by this actor. Yes he's showing full hole."

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@connor_xander

1 year

Izzy Hands spending his late twenties and early thirties trying not to thirst for the baby Edward Teach. And failing. But he's being brave about it. Izzy Hands knowing what it's like to be preyed on by older men and he's not going to be one of them.

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@connor_xander

7 months

@arcanecovet this is terrifying honestly. 'wow congress doesn't represent the ppl lol who knew'

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@connor_xander

10 months

'wow he's hot I wonder what he'll look like at 57' 'oh wow he's hot I wonder what he looked like at 30' all across time and space: 'shut the fuck up' His partner of decades I can only assume: 😏

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@connor_xander

1 year

steddyhands w stede finding Lucius' sketchbook and the sketches of trans Izzy. And Stede is ~obsessed~ with it and also finding out who the genitals belong to like a fucked up Cinderella story. Stede accosting Jim like "is this you??" And Jim stabs him.

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@connor_xander

1 year

The fans that don't understand how Izzy fans do fandom pull the equivalent of "we have food at home". Sure, we do, but I can eat home food at home whenever. I don't want home food I want mcdonalds. GB is a great pair, that's why I tuned in, that's home food. I want izzy fries.

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@connor_xander

1 year

The scene that best exemplifies Izzy as a person, imo, is when he's telling the Revenge crew that Ed is in good spirits (and also under the weather). Compare this to when he grabs fang's beard to get him to stop asking questions. It's how he does his main job:

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@connor_xander

8 months

Ed: i'm a disgusting unlovable thing! *10 minutes later* Ed: Gonna chop off another toe Izzy: I love you #OFMD2Spoilers

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@connor_xander

1 year

its interesting how some people no matter what age or what they're doing they just look exactly the same. And then there's ppl like con o'neill. "We need you too look tiny and narrow" "okay" and then somehow he hides the fact that he's built like a mini fridge.

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@connor_xander

9 months

will never forgive the ppl that chose to bully an older queer guy off here because he was assigned problematic at recess.

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@connor_xander

8 months

I bet con knows that he's our unicorn and that he was thinking of us during that scene. His coming out speech about being feeling so openly accepted by the community and the show ultimately helping him be ready to be absolutely and decidedly Not Straight.

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@connor_xander

8 months

#OFMD2Spoilers anyone else feel like they haven't actually processed the fact that izzy hands put a gun to his head and pulled the trigger? Or is that just me.

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@connor_xander

1 year

Izzy being categorized as the one with only ill intent and no true concern for Ed is wild when you consider that Izzy is the first person to give Ed a sincere apology or to think about how his actions have impacted Ed.

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@connor_xander

2 years

i still feel like calling izzy homophobic is a little like looking at a guy begging in the rudest way possible to "please do your job and fuck some other time" and going "is this a hate crime?"

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@connor_xander

1 year

autism: everything needs to be the right conditions adhd: it needs to be the exact right time anxiety: everything needs to get done simultaneously depression: i'm so fucking tired.

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@connor_xander

1 year

Ed marveling at Stede's ability to remember things seemingly from nowhere, when Ed's own memory is a haze until something is pulled from the ether. Stede confesses that he used to write down things about his wife and kids he wanted to remember so he gets Ed a journal.

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@connor_xander

6 months

@CaelanConrad Did she just admit to studying a woman's crotch to try and see if there was bulge? Why are cis people like this? 'ooh if I disrespected a trans person i'd be told i'm being transphobic!!" Yes. The irony of "i choose to identify as not a transphobe." "Aww too bad."

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@connor_xander

8 months

did DJ really justify killing Izzy by saying funerals strengthen families? Like, for one, thanks for letting us know we're fodder for that particularly pedantic narrative but are you fucking on crack? The entire first 3 episodes were a funeral. I wish I had the brazen audacity

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@connor_xander

2 years

"Izzy hands would drop kick a child" "izzy hands would murder a child in cold blood" we dont even see him murder anyone at all.

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@connor_xander

2 years

I've been high-key joking low-key not joking about the hatred for Izzy reeking of that specific brand of homophobia where if ur not the right kind of queer ur DONE and the reaction to the conventions have only solidified it for me.

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@connor_xander

2 years

@thesoulundone 'if you mistakenly interact with a bad person you should be cancelled immediately and also you should apologize before you even do something bad that is how sorry you need to be.'

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@connor_xander

1 year

Imagine Izzy who can turn into a little gray tabby cat and at some point after the Kraken he's so stressed he shifts and can't shift back. So, eventually he goes to find Ed to figure out how to communicate he's trapped as a cat. It does not work.

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@connor_xander

8 months

the fact that Izzy uses terms like 'cocksucker' and 'twatty' affectionately makes all the rage over 'namby pamby' actually hilarious.

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@connor_xander

8 months

i have so many questions. manly what did izzy decide was worth losing another two toes to not do?? Or what did he decide to do that was worth losing the toes over?? #OFMD2Spoilers

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@connor_xander

6 months

Also Jim deciding to go on the ye old testosterone so Izzy helps. And he's all 'I'm such a good mentor father figure' and meanwhile Jim hits the horniest phase and is just like 'i'm gonna fuck that old man.'

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@connor_xander

2 years

if anyone was going to have beef with a child it would be Ed Teach. "how can you be blackbeard if you have no beard!" "I shaved it." "Yeah right. You're just some guy." "I am not I'm mother fucking blackbeard, mate." "Prove it." "How?" "Do somethin' bb would do" *pulls out knife*

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@connor_xander

1 year

This Izzy. Young and happy. 😭

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@connor_xander

1 year

Thinkin' bout a Jack and a trans Izzy who haven't been dating long going on a trip when Izzy gets his period unexpectedly. He's afraid of how Jack will react cos guys in the past have done so poorly even when they thought they'd be chill. So, Izzy tries to hide it.

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@connor_xander

1 year

No but this is why I love the scene where Izzy is in literal TEARS overhearing stede and Ed cos like if its played entirely for laughs he's crying cos he thinks they're fucking. If he doesn't think they're fucking then he knows that this is literally Ed's move.

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@KindKiosk

1 year

they taught each other to fight. 🥺🥺🥺🖤 who do you think ran who through first?

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@connor_xander

2 years

Want Izzy on a terrible blind date trying not to stab the guy with his fork. CJ is sitting at the next table absolutely loving the entire scene unfold. Izzy experiencing 3 microaggressions before the entrées. Guy finally excuses himself to the bathroom.

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@connor_xander

7 months

Feels like DJ heard "make the gays happy" and translated it to 'as long as the main pairing you started with ends up in an intimate romantic relationship you can do whatever you want.' Rather than the actual point 'treat your queer characters as people and not plot fodder'

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@connor_xander

10 months

Matchbox Izzy for these trying times. His sword is a cocktail stick. Obviously.

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@connor_xander

2 years

lovely flavor of cjizzy is when Ed has no idea they've been fucking for ages cos they act no different when they're all together and he thinks they hate each other. To Ed, Izzy is like a rare vintage, coveted not opened. CJ thinks Izzy(hole) + him(pole) = good time

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@connor_xander

2 years

i have a hc that izzy has tally mark tattoos for all the men he's killed for Ed. But now I'm thinking about the crew assuming that's how many ppl he's killed but then Ed is just like 'other kind of body count' and the crew has to deal with the fact that izzy a ho

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@connor_xander

2 years

stizzy post canon fic where Izzy finds Stede after he leaves the Revenge cos Ed's gone too far or thrown him out or whatever. Now that he's with Stede and the rest of the crew however he starts to *relax* for the first time ever probably. Which means his libido spikes.

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@connor_xander

2 years

every day i come up with a new dead dove idea. So, Stizzy eventual steddyhands. Stede and Ed are together, post reunion time blah blah. Stede and Izzy get captured by Enemies. They decide to ransom Stede off, maybe they accidentally get Izzy, too.

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@connor_xander

1 year

Thinkin' bout this shot and the lighthouse painting being included here. Literal symbol of matrimony specifically, here next to where Izzy confronts Ed about the homewrecker. I'm fascinated by the implications. Edizzy the love affair between a ship and a lighthouse.

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@connor_xander

8 months

literally never gonna get over how cleaned up Ed got for his dramatic Death Scene with Izzy. Izzy looking the worst he ever has, smells like death, and Ed's twirling his hair and putting in his fanciest earring. #OFMD2Spoilers

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@connor_xander

2 years

ed ordering izzy into the blanket fort with him forcing him to strip down and put on one of Stede's robes and lay down with him. Ed idly playing with his pussy like one of those pop push fidget toys while he laments why Stede would leave him. Izzy is in agony.

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@connor_xander

10 months

"everyone hates izzy" roach: "i made you travel snacks :)"

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@connor_xander

2 years

Izzy Hands is *literally* the Pirate Gentleman. Stede Bonnet gentleman pirate my ass. Hiding in the bushes and Izzy bought those men as fair and square as you can get buying people! He gets upset with improper pirate decorum. so soft. I'm cryin. Sentimental lil fishstick

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@connor_xander

1 year

Ed moves to cup Izzy's face gently, thumb swiping across his bottom lip until it catches. "For your captain," Ed confirms. Izzy hears the question he isn't asking. "Would for you, too, Edward." And then they kiss. with tongue.

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@connor_xander

2 years

CJ calling Stede 'Steve' because he kept calling Izzy Iggy.

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@connor_xander

2 years

s2 I need Izzy with his sleeves rolled all the way up and Stede covering his eyes and asking why he's indecent.

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@connor_xander

8 months

honestly I can't wait for the rest of the crew to be like 'oh we like izzy now?' And Frenchie, fang, and Jim to be like 'he's our little momma meow meow' and archie just shrugs.

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@connor_xander

11 months

Want soft Edizzy, eventual steddyhands. The ship is docked and Stede and Ed get back late. It's dark but they can make out Izzy peering over the side of the ship and he's been less Izzy lately, since Stede came back and they've reconciled.

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@connor_xander

9 months

okay but the fact that his first response to seeing something Cool is to call for Izzy

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@connor_xander

1 year

The idea that Izzy Hands is immune to fun when this is his boy. His beautiful goof. This is the man Izzy wants to spend all his time with. Not the morose one that sits in his room all sad. He wants the hippy hop swing from the ropes Ed.

ana 🏴‍☠️⚔️

@edwarbteach

1 year

he hops

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@connor_xander

8 months

the first four episodes izzy hands is the human equivalent of that mop he's using as a crutch. Oh, shit, Izzy IS the mop. A tool, used for whatever is handy however it needs to clean up a mess.

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@connor_xander

9 months

fuck tories izzy edizzy gentlebeard fuck tories fuck tories izzy looking like a coquettish whore steddy hands fuck tories gay shit -an IG story by con o'neill

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@connor_xander

11 months

Love just how flabbergasted Ed is at how filthy everyone on the revenge is. Some ppl act like Ed's never seen soap before but have you seen him and his crew? They're clearly all fucking on the QAR and Ed's gonna make sure his crew is pristine. Unlike Stede, who doesn't care.

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