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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

5 years

Poor ould jack must’ve been bulling for a shite..

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

3 years

What type of hurl is Joe Canning using? A taylormade m6 9 iron??

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

4 years

List of people getting a ballingary uppercut after lockdown. 1. Gemma O’Doherty 2. The Chinese 3. Trump 4. Jesse Lingard 5. Boys who picked the team of the Sunday game era.

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

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It took a lot of hard work, time and most of all creativity. But here is a coffee shop that I converted into a horse box over lockdown. I'm very happy with how it turned out.

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

4 years

Spotted in colleges intermediate league today. He is one raw looking yoke 😅 surely called “the bomber”.

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

4 years

I suppose you could say the people of the Midlands have been put on a Laois..

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

7 months

Shane mcgrath winning a free for tipp in the 2nd minute of the all ireland in 2009.

Shane Lowry

@ShaneLowryGolf

7 months

Celebrated more than Viktor 😂😂

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

2 years

I'm STILL FLOORING porter.. 8 days on my friend..

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

5 years

Anyone know how to get called back in to a panel? Asking for a friend.....

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

2 years

Now @HurlerD do you know what you can do, open up the can and take a right good fucking swig out if it!!!!

Hurler on the ditch

@HurlerD

2 years

The Leinster championship is a can of piss.

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

3 years

Local man doing umpire and the aways teams ball is a foot inside the post!

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@sabri44220662

3 years

This Griffon Vulture with a massive wingspan being released into the wild.

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

5 years

Ah lads, Brian Hogan I’m sure is a lovely fella but he is an Aldi version of Eoin Murphy???

PwC Ireland

@PwCIreland

5 years

Here are your PwC All-Stars Hurling team for 2019! Congratulations to all 🎉 #PwCAllStars

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

4 years

When covid-19 is behind us and we are back hurling, the most overused statement from managers is going to be.. “GET UP ON YOUR MAN WE ARE NOT SOCIAL DISTANCING ANY MORE” 🤦🏼‍♂️

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

4 years

My plans 2020

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

2 years

Got worse injuries walking through a field of thistles before 🙈

utdreport

@utdreport

2 years

Ig McTominay: "Leeds Away - Proper game ⚽️" [scottmctominay]

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

4 years

Shane McGowan some legend but by jaysus he’s as shook as a bottle of yop #TheLateLateShow

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

3 years

Gordon Elliott will not attend the Cheltenham festival. His horses will still go, taken over by new trainer Shmordon Belliott..

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

3 years

I'm very disappointed Tipp are knocked out of the championship. ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

4 years

Attention: Gardaí came across 2 boys acting suspiciously. They approached the boys to find that one was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other off. LOL

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

4 years

Who picked this? The 2 boys from dumb and dumber??

RTÉ GAA

@RTEgaa

4 years

The defence has taken shape on the hurling All-Star team of @TheSundayGame , but you can still vote for your 2 favourite midfielders #rtegaa

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

4 years

I asked @jonjo88ttown about his new girlfriend. “She’s a twin” he said. I said oh right and how do you tell the difference between them? “Well, Sandra always paints her nails purple and Peter has a mickey” Lol 😂

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

2 years

Davy glennon running down the line in the final moments of 2012 all ireland final...

LADbible

@ladbible

2 years

What on earth is going on here? 😂😂 🎥: DavidBerg88 (TT)

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

2 years

15 days later.. and yes you have guessed it.. still FLOORING PORTER

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

5 years

It’s a blessing in disguise that the sound is gone on the Sunday game for half time.. we don’t have to listen to Ursula Jacobs voice, every word is like getting a sledgehammer to the head.

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

4 years

U13 😂😂😂 Lad with the ball has just togged out after plastering a wall and smoking 40 major 🤣

Lee Costello

@PukeFootballPod

4 years

What a photo from the Down u13 County final! Very inspiring for a fellow 'wee man' like myself 💪👊

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

4 years

OK class, today's problem. If 30 of you are in this classroom and it is recommended that only 6 should be here + no need for social distance on the schoolbus ÷ hand sanitiser and masks. How far can big Phil Hogan smash his 6 iron?

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

4 years

Met @jonjo88ttown painting the house and he had a bucket of petrol beside him. I said “what’s that for” He said “cleaning the brushes but the neighbours cat drank a bit of it thinking it was milk. Ran around the place then collapsed” “Dead” says I “No, ran out of petrol” says he.

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

3 years

Sexton took 35 seconds standing looking at the posts to kick the ball over the bar from 14 yards out.. Fuck me

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

3 years

I lost count on how many imaginary keepie uppies @PaulMurphykk did here! Not as good on the left..

The GAA Hour

@TheGAAHour

3 years

After an action packed weekend of hurling this is the best bit of analysis you'll get anywhere #Bales

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

5 years

I seen @jonjo88ttown standing over the side of a pothole filled with water and he was holding a fishing rod. I said what are you at lad? He said “fishing for a whale” I said there’s not even fish in there let alone a whale!! He says “no, the whale of me bike” Lol

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

5 years

. @jonjo88ttown says to me I’m going to do holidays different this year!! I says what are you going to do different? He says last year I went to Spain and the woman got pregnant, 2 years ago - Italy - she got pregnant. I says what will you do different?? Bring her with me says he.

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

4 years

Takes a big man to admit he is wrong Takes an even bigger man to give a giraffe a haircut

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

4 years

. @jonjo88ttown had twins and put them up for adoption. Children were adopted to Egypt and Spain. Their names Emall and Juan. The missus got a picture from Juan and says"I'd love to see what Emall looks like. Jonjo says, sure the are twins. Once ya seen Juan you've seen Emall.

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

4 years

Jaysus @MFennellyKK where are ya going with the silly light blue scarf??

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

4 years

You may have heard of elf on the shelf.. But have you heard of scruff footing turf.. @eoinscruff

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

6 years

“Yeah I’m doing the #pocfada this year again coz I can puck the ball really far with my big muscles” ( @eoinscruff , 2018)

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

3 years

Asked @jonjo88ttown how he's getting on in this lockdown. "Hopefully it's the last" he says. "I'm so bored I've started watching womens golf" Go way, wimmen golf says I? What's it like? "ah sure same as usual, brutal at driving but very good with an iron" says he.

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

4 years

Were you even a hurler if you didn’t have the iconic Ben O’Connor double black hoops on your hurl when you were a young lad? #allirelandgold

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

4 years

Where did you learn the bongo drum @eoinscruff ? Looking fit btw..

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

4 years

Poor ould @jonjo88ttown injured himself yesterday and he was hobbling. I said “what happened ya?” He says “I caught my lad in my zip”. Jaysus I says that must have been wicked sore.. He says “yeah it’s the last time I’ll buy zip up boots” 🤣

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

3 years

I remember when meself and @HeffernanTommy had to win Tony Kelly a fitzgibbon cup.. Made him the man he is today..... 😂😂

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

5 years

For a goalkeeper it’s not a bad 20 yard dash, fair play @eoinscruff

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

4 years

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 @eoinscruff getting bullied. Aboy the Greg give it to him 🤣🤣🤣

Greg O’Shea

@GOSofficialpage

4 years

@eoinscruff Exactly, good observation Eoin. You're a bright spark! Why don't you try doing it with a hurley & sliotar for a bit of craic instead of being a miserable troll?

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

3 years

I wouldn't be surprised if Jack Fagan caught the coronavirus there tonight. He caught everything else! #GAA

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

3 years

Tipp surely won i turned it off at half time?

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

3 years

What a career @PaulMurphykk 👏 Up there with the best corner backs ever to play the game. Speed & strength 💪💯 Enjoy retirement bud and have a few cans of Boeing 747 🎉🙌 P.S. Can you also retire from photos hopping peoples heads onto things. Thanks very much 😂

Paul Murphy

@PaulMurphykk

3 years

An honour and a privilege. Sin é!🖤💛

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

5 years

Aaron Gillane, Graham Mulcahy and Peter Casey trying to get in for a goal.. @eoinscruff , @PaulMurphykk , @HuwLawlor and @joeyholden02 = car 🚗

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

3 years

"I'll tell ye why my golf bag is starting to keel over lads.. The front left pocket is full of jaysus All Ireland medals"

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

4 years

And are ya disappointed that there's more restrictions?? 😂😂😂

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

4 years

Now the good lads get to experience what it's like to play in the Walsh Cup every year 🤣 #SundayGame #GAA

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

2 years

Super commentary 🤣🤣🤣

jack kennedy

@jakckennedy

2 years

Greatest Vid of all time!

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

5 years

Met @jonjo88ttown the other day at the ATM. He was standing on one leg. I said, “jaysus jonjo what are ya at??” He said, “Checking my balance” Lol

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

5 years

James Owens... wanker

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

5 years

I met @jonjo88ttown the other day and he was thick as a bull. I said what’s wrong with ya? He said “I tried to sue the airport the other day over my luggage” I says,oh right how did that go. He says “I lost my case” Haha

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

4 years

👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿 👉🏿👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👈🏿 👉🏿👉🏾👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👈🏾👈🏿 👉🏿👉🏾👉🏽👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👈🏽👈🏾👈🏿 👉🏿👉🏾👉🏽👉🏼👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👈🏼👈🏽👈🏾👈🏿 👉🏿👉🏽👉🏾 @eoinscruff 👈🏼👈🏿 👉🏿👉🏾👉🏽is a fat eejit👈🏼👈🏼👈🏿 👉🏿👉🏾👉🏽👉🏼👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👈🏼👈🏽👈🏿 👉🏿👉🏾👉🏽👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼👈🏽👈🏾👈🏿 👉🏿👉🏾👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽👈🏾👈🏿 👉🏿👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👈🏿 👉🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👈🏿

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

4 years

. @swtullaroan delivering the greatest ever speech heard in Croke Park 🤣🤣👏🏻

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

2 years

OMG it's my first time making the news ☺️☺️☺️

COVID-19 Data Ireland

@COVID19DataIE

2 years

21847 positive swabs, 49.56% positivity on 44,081 tests. 7 day test positivity is 39.4%. - Thursday, December 30th 2021 #COVID19Ireland

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

5 years

Oh great, will have to listen to beaver head McMenamin squawking out the rare ould times for the next few days on social media 🙄

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

4 years

Right, I’m doing a quiz. Guess what animal this is?

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

2 years

Has to be still up there with the greatest load of codswallop of all time 🤣🤣🤣

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

3 years

Talking to @jonjo88ttown about Christmas day. Get anything nice? says I He says "If ya didn't wake up with an erection in our house you had nothing to play with" Oh right, says I

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

2 years

Ye think the fuel prices are bad? Did ya see the price of chimneys? They are through the roof!!!

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

5 years

Say a prayer for these eternal virgins

Tadhg Murray

@Tadhg_27

5 years

They all shower with their fathers

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

3 years

On a scale of wankers to massive wankers, how wankerish are the England soccer fans?

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

4 years

Taggy absolutely lording #DWTSIRL 🕺🏻🕺🏻 @taggykk

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

3 years

Who wore it better since retirement #mattleblanc or @PaulMurphykk ?

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

8 months

I hope that's a 1 way flight.

Harry Jones

@haribaldijones

8 months

Six Irish lads in Nantes striving to find the apt analogy for their team. “Britney Spears in her prime.” @TheRoarSports

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

4 years

Who’s #18 for Dublin?? Jack McCaffery? Prince Harry? Harry McCaffery? Prince Jack? #dubvkerry

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

5 years

I said it once and I’ll say it again, Flower of Scotland is pure deadly. #RWC2019

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

4 years

Willie and Eddie O’Connor

George Cochrane

@GeorgeCochrane1

4 years

Who are these two? Wrong answers only!

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

4 years

If you get an email with “knock knock” in the subject box. DO NOT ANSWER IT It’s a Jehovah witness working from home. 😂😂

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

10 months

New profile picture

Brendan Moran

@sportsfilebren

10 months

Eoin Murphy’s save for #kilkenny against #Clare in the All-Ireland #hurling semi-final #gaa #ClareVKilkenny

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

5 years

Did the wind knock him?? No contact

The Sunday Game

@TheSundayGame

5 years

Red card for Richie Hogan for late hit on Cathal Barrett #kkvtipp #rtegaa

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

6 years

A grand ballingary uppercut

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

4 years

I couldn't agree more. Well done Mohammed.

Mohamed Salah

@MoSalah

4 years

عايز أشكر كل الناس اللي وقفت معايا ودعمتني في كل الأوقات وبالأخص بلدي الحبيب مصر والوطن العربي كله.. عمري ما أنسى دعمكم ليا والدوري لكم برده..

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

5 years

I was wearing my new shoes the other day. @jonjo88ttown says to me “I bet I can tell you exactly where you got your shoes.” I said - how could you possibly know? He said, “do you want me to tell you? Yes or no?” I said, go on sure. He says “you got them on your feet” LOL

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

4 years

The fella that looked at a hen and said, I’m going to eat the next thing that comes out of your arse must’ve been fare hungry!

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

4 years

I’d like to thank my legs for supporting me. My arms, for always being by my side and my fingers for being there to count on.

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

3 years

@Woolberto And I'm adding you to my "absolute ginnits that knows fuck all about anything" list.

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

4 years

And we go live to the vicious duel between @eoinscruff and @GOSofficialpage . Tune in to see who comes out on top. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

8 years

Boooo olympics #Rio2016 #Robbery #boxing

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

5 years

Why isn’t @MFennellyKK tweeting to congratulate @ShaneLowryGolf on breaking the course record today ?? 😛😛

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

2 years

By God we are flooring porter... hint hint

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

5 years

It wasn’t enough for the Brits to take our potatoes, they had to go and take our Rice too!

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

4 years

Caption should be: @wallywalshWW and @eoinscruff take the piss out of @richiehogan8 while he walks away in anger.

SportsJOE

@SportsJOEdotie

4 years

L.A Dodgers' Darryl Strawberry chats with Charlie Sheen during Celebrity Baseball at Dodger Stadium in 1990 ⚾

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

9 months

He must of been playing hurling in Perth 🤣🤣🤣

Fascinating

@fasc1nate

9 months

Amazing close-up footage of a massive battle-scarred great white shark off southern Australia. Credit: Dean Spraakman

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

5 years

What. A. Ferocious. Prick

Sky Sports Darts

@SkySportsDarts

5 years

😯 @GezzyPrice has been handed a punishment from the Darts Regulation Authority for THIS behaviour at the Grand Slam of Darts... 😯 Full details here:

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

4 years

The creator of autocorrect died yesterday.... May he rust in piss Lol hehe

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

5 years

I’d prefer to dig needles with poisonous tips into my eyes several times, than look at this reptile on YouTube.

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@JesseLingard

5 years

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

5 years

Car in front of me turning left. My brain: Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Me: INDICATE YA PRICK

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

6 years

Actual footage of @MFennellyKK last weekend.

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

4 years

I passed the same field 3 days in a row and I saw @jonjo88ttown standing in the same spot each day and hadn’t moved. I went down and asked him what was he at. He said, go away I’m going to get an OBE. How? says I. You get one if you’re outstanding in a particular field says he.

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

3 years

@Woolberto When did they miss 2 months?

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

5 years

Was in @jonjo88ttown pub the other day and a lady used the toilet. She came back up and complained that there was no lock on the cubicle door. Jonjo said, my grandfather ran this pub for 50 year, then my father for 50 and now me. Im yet to hear tell of someone robbing a shite. Ha

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

2 years

@AdamMoynihan Captured this amazing moment earlier in kilkenny. #ForkLightning #Thunderstorm

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

4 years

Why don’t China have a cricket team? Because every time they play someone always eats the bat. LOL 😂

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

5 years

Brian Lohan and @Mophy96 have been ratified as joint Clare hurling managers. They have finally put their differences aside or so I heard from a lad at the track..

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

7 years

Donal Og sickens my bollox

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Conor Martin

@conconmartini

2 years

Anyone a number for Eugene? I'd love to spend a day flooring porter with him 🤣

Racing TV

@RacingTV

2 years

Winning owner-breeder Eugene O'Donnell was in great form following Realtin Fantasy's success at @tipperaryraces earlier and had some great tales for @irishkor in his post-race debrief! 🤣

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