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@communemami

11 months

You couldn’t yearn like I do if there was a fucking gun to your head

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2 months

Imagine being fucked up holding your girlies hand and peeing here together…. Literally brings a tear to my eye

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5 months

After I tried to kms I was fucked up for like days and one of the nurses who had to babysit me in the hospital was so hot and he sat next to my hospital bed and watched football until I fell asleep and it was the most intimate thing I've ever experienced

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I got in trouble for my shorts being short at the mental hospital & my parents were so mad so during visitation an admin lady told us if we had a problem we should call an administrator whose legal name was Mike Hawk and our laughter was so raucous they almost got escorted out

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4 months

Hey are you busy for the next 50 years? I’d like to sit on the porch with you.

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@communemami

19 days

Every time I remember wild horses exist I tear up. Like wow. They literally just get to run. I’m so happy for them.

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@communemami

7 months

I have a yearning disability

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@communemami

5 months

My shorts were not that short btw I just have a fat ass and there was a pervert nurse who targeted me. Sad!

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@communemami

5 months

Said a bunch of weird shit to him I wonder if he thinks of me....

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@communemami

5 months

Pretending 5'8 is short for a man has done immeasurable damage societally

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5 months

@List0v He wasn't pretending to listen I know bc he kept laughing at my jokes and also looked scared

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5 months

@HunterBidenBWC That’s understandable, I almost went into psychosis bc I thought I was getting Truman Show-ed

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@communemami

1 month

If you love your boyfriend enough you lose like 30 iq points

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@communemami

5 months

How do u get a boyfriend when youte kind of intimidating and autistic and have a haunting gaze and look like a lesbian

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5 months

@megmaybekinda Stayed up all night talking shit with one of them that was my bitch fr

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@communemami

3 months

If you have ever paid for porn or a dating app you should be put down like a dog for the betterment of society

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@communemami

5 months

My tall gorgeous redhead mother marrying my average height genius powerlifter father was the best eugenics I've seen in practice tbh

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@communemami

4 months

I want a baby and a gun

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Girls just want one thing and it’s thin arms.

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1 month

As a child I only had one ken doll so he was a sex slave for all my Barbie’s obviously

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5 months

@swagdopegirl Woke up to him fixing my iv I felt so held

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3 months

Naming your band Hole as a woman is actually so epic and beast mode and I don’t think we talk about it enough

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@communemami

8 months

@tyler02020202 What is her problem

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@communemami

5 months

My 10 year plan is for 9 years I'm gonna get really good at robbing banks and for the tenth year I'm gonna rob a bank really good

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5 months

Hate that people say Gen z smokes cigarettes "for the aesthetic," like thats just a gay way to say it's bc it looks cool which is also why everyone has ever smoked cigarettes since the beginning of time

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5 months

Haters mad that I'm a little lovebug

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@communemami

5 months

5'6-5'10 is just normal I don't care.

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@communemami

27 days

Just remembered my boyfriend has had girlfriends before me and started daydreaming about assaulting him with a deadly weapon

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@communemami

5 months

My boobs always look so comedically large in Brandy Melville it genuinely makes me feel subhuman

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5 months

@slayboifarti I want that for him. He deserves it.

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4 months

(flirting casually) so according to the five year plan we have to start our year of dating before getting married right now so you can give me a baby soon enough that I can have 3 before I’m 30

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@communemami

2 months

The most prominent men’s rights issue is that ugly dudes can’t fuck unless they’re funny or nice or make like $80k a year so you’ll have to forgive me if the movement doesn’t garner my sympathies

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@communemami

4 months

Started blowing kisses to the drivers that let me merge again

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@communemami

6 months

Driving is so unsettling like I'm literally a girl why am I operating a machine rn

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5 months

When a guy stares at me while he's with his gf/wife I mouth "I will fucking kill you" as activism

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@communemami

4 months

Thinking about how I’m still not as old as the guy I was talking to at 15

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@communemami

4 months

They hated her for speaking the truth.

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@communemami

4 months

Literally sucks having this many followers. When I had 30 a post got no likes and I said ok that’s fine. Now it’s like ok 1 million people hate my guts.

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@communemami

5 months

If you try to get a surgery like this they should institutionalize you and I’m not kidding at all

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Dr. Cat is promoting labiaplasty to her millions of followers with sandwiches. This is so unethical. 🙃

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3 months

Type shit

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@communemami

4 months

My soulmate was probably one of the guys I rejected bc I was 2 days into a talking stage with someone who hated my guts

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@communemami

4 months

I do not have “insomnia” I am simply supposed to be sleeping next to the same man for the rest of my life

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8 months

I don't care if I'm a modern 8. I'd be the most beautiful peasant girl in my village and that's what matters

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@communemami

10 days

doxxing me is so funny like I’m a college dropout with a gun what do u think you’re going to accomplish

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@communemami

5 months

I was crying to my guy friend about how I want to be married and he said that I need to accept that I don't deserve to be a wife rn bc I'm too skinny

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@communemami

6 months

It's like no one wants a depressive recluse as a gf these days

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@communemami

5 months

@Gingercappe It's stolen valor and I'm sorry you have to go through that

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9 months

@tyler02020202 Dedicated to the perversion

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4 months

Love is all that matters you retarded fucking bitch

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@communemami

4 months

My job is Check If He Texted Me. It’s full time.

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@communemami

3 months

You are not a “sensitive young man” you are a whiny little bitch

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@communemami

2 months

If you date men like this you deserve whatever happens to you sorry

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i thought everyone was exaggerating but these guys really do exist

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4 months

I quit and it’s 560

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that egirl you yearn for has cigarette breath and a 410 credit score

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3 months

Being conservative as a fat woman is literally so brave

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@communemami

4 months

That man who wears a seatbelt will not provide for you

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@communemami

3 months

I’m so convinced I could beat him up

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5 months

Can't stop thinking about this... his mind is so beautiful

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@communemami

3 months

Hitting my boyfriend and blaming it on red 40

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@communemami

4 months

If I was blonde and 3 inches taller and had the work ethic for anything other than seasonal blue collar labor and felt emotions normally and could swim better and knew how to drive stick things would be so different

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@communemami

4 months

My great grandpa got us out the mining town and my grandpa got us out the cult and my momma got us out the sticks so now I have to get us out the suburbs

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@communemami

4 months

If you’re letting a man with a third grade speech impediment speak to you like this then idk girl…… stand up…

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4 months

this made me physically ill

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4 months

No one was proud enough of me for quitting cigs so I’m buying a pack. This is on y’all.

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1 month

Me n him

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4 months

Thinking about when I hung out with boys for the first time in college and they were like “we should probably warn you that this movie has pretty dark humor so if you get offended easily you shouldn’t watch it 😈” and it was literally Borat

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5 months

If I'm not pregnant next Christmas it's over

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2 months

I’m autistic and my special interest is evil

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4 months

Just convinced my entire family to let me have my grandpas land to raise my children (unmarried, no kids, 21 years old)

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@communemami

10 months

Ugly men love to be mean to hot girls

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4 months

I will have daughters named after US states and my sons will not be circumcised so keep that in mind

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3 months

Good sized naturals

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5 months

If you're letting dudes who know the word physiognomy hit like idk girl whatever happens is kinda on you

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5 months

Look I'm no economist, but if the amount men will pay to see my feet is any indicator, we're living in an era of opulence

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4 months

Crying like a straight up lunatic bc I’m feeling so lonely and abandoned and then looking at my texts to reveal that I haven’t texted 3 of my friends or my mother back

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4 months

Taking a break from looking for a husband (they said it happens when u stop looking)

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15 days

So you think I’m pretty?

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17 days

Evil world we live in

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4 months

“I don’t think you can say that word anymore” activates me like a fucking sleeper cell

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4 months

I quit nicotine and being anorexic. If anyone cares.

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26 days

Getting so much hate for this. Women can’t even be dramatic and insane in Bidens America

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27 days

Just remembered my boyfriend has had girlfriends before me and started daydreaming about assaulting him with a deadly weapon

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4 months

@buneeriee This or nothing tbh

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2 months

Can’t wait for her trad cath arc

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@communemami

4 months

If you don’t cry really hard because you feel so much love on a regular basis you’re not going to get my whole thing

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3 months

That woman who never had a radfem phase will not give you strong sons

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4 months

I’m giving myself another 2 weeks to get a job or get pregnant. Otherwise……

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2 months

Notice how everyone who hates the south is a freak degenerate? Bc I noticed.

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This accent needs to be illegal and women should be banned from doing manual labour like this. There is NOTHING feminine about American women. American women are literally men.

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I like living in liberal places bc I’m the only one doing things before 10 am

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4 months

I want to post my outfit but you’re all perverts and bullies

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5 months

"I like tall men" is a separate statement you can make. That's different from 5'8 being normal. Unrelated even.

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5 months

@wiildwoodflower Yeah my dad is 5'7 and I think everyone should quit being mean to my dad.

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4 months

(Flirting) do you like autistic virgins?

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3 months

“When am I gonna stop feeling like a 19 year old” probably when you stop smoking weed like one

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7 months

I'm supposed to have eyes this big and be sane? Be realistic.

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3 months

Ok I’ll admit it the harmonica arouses me sexually is that what you wanted to hear

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4 months

Thinking about the finsta I had from ages 12-19 that I don’t know the password to where at 16 I used phrases like “period horny,” would chronicle the intimate details of my dysfunctional family dynamic and regularly posted my classmates full government names with demands to fight

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5 months

@aubreeclarkk Spilled

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4 months

Smoked my last cigarette. I’m ready to be a mother.

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5 months

I didn't kiss anyone for the entirety of 2023 that's so metal

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@communemami

5 months

Also all these tall dudes tweaking, you realize that if 5'8 is short you're also closer to short right? Like this narrative affects everyone. Let's put our thinking caps on you guys.

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3 months

I would never marry someone who had to get their wisdom teeth removed

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4 months

If someone you’ve never interacted with has you blocked you should be allowed to submit a request for information

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