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Joined January 2012
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Why would the government want me to get tattoos of sombreros
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keep complying
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If you start Zack Snyder's movie "Rebel Moon" at exactly 9:46 PM on New Year's Eve, it will sync up perfectly with you turning it off at 10 pm because it's not very good
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Internet Comment Etiquette, now a million students strong.
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Hey I heard @TedCruz is finally out of self-quarantine after ten days. Anyone else find it interesting that it takes exactly ten days for an adult boa constrictor to digest a human child? Don’t bullshit us Ted we’re not fuckin stupid
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@TuckerCarlson You're a coke-bloated bitch whose existence I'm only ever reminded of when your name pops up as a hashtag because your weeping butthole of a mouth likes to test the boundaries of what it takes to get fired from the rape pit we know as Fox News
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I would call Disney a bunch of pussies for firing James Gunn but lets be honest Disney is gonna be everyone's landlord by 2020 and I don't wanna get kicked out of my home
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You guys think Bo Burnam's neighbor could hear all that shit?
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Dragon's Dogma 2 cuts to live action when you cook things, never seen that before
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@h3h3productions Hey Ethan check out my new merch
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Now that r/antiwork is down, where do I post my fake text messages telling my nonexistent boss to fuck off?
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Don't worry guys I'll be your new Alex Jones
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@h3h3productions I feel responsible for this ranking because I like hiring gardeners and then trapping them in jigsaw puzzle rooms where a cop kills them if they fail
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I always had a feeling that Andrew Tate wasn't the nice guy he made himself out to be
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Man some cousins are gettin FUCKED tonight
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What the fuck am I doing with my life
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wtf why
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@PortlandPolice damn what poor son of a bitch has to run this twitter page
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@Grimezsz This kid's never gonna be able to name an RPG character after itself
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@KaitMarieox I'm also going to fuck your dad
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My grandpa got shot by an SS sniper, so i never trusted this dumb broad
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Sssniperwolf just doxxed me on her IG. Creepy, gross, violating. What you do is disgusting. You steal content AND stalk youtubers. @YouTube demonetize this dangerous "creator" or just get her off your platform. She posted an IG story right outside our home and deleted it.
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When was the last time youtube did something that went over well? It's just been a series of idiotic nonsense decisions for years now. Everybody knew they would fuck this up and boom here we are with an AI written apology and youtube saying both sides are to blame. Hey, whoever…
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@jacksfilms @YouTube Confirming SSSniperWolf has received a temporary monetization suspension per Creator Responsibility policies. Off platform actions that put others’ personal safety at risk harm our community & the behavior on both sides isn’t what we want on YT. Hoping everyone helps move this…
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We know many babies are firing rockets. We intend to explode all the babies. If you have a baby in Gaza, tell the baby to stop being hostile. We will kill every baby until all the babies are gone. We are the good guys, and the babies will feel our wrath.
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An urgent message for the residents of Gaza:
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@TPUSA @charliekirk11 Stop photoshopping his face to look small on his head!
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@sssniperwolf Film yourself reading this out loud
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Do you guys think Elon does cuck shit for real because I've heard stories
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Bunch of fucking crackers on the timeline today
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Hey @OnlyFans I'm still gonna jack off to your website you can't stop me
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WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS RESIDUE
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Laugh it up. You just made the list.
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@ThomasJTobin1 Am I too late in here to say you people fuck kids
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I voted to blur men's nipples on TV
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POV: you're not a 14 year old girl in Alabama
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I hope they ban me next i fuckin hate this place
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Yo where is the guy who epsteins people in prison
@Cobratate
Andrew Tate
1 year
Caffeine is a miracle. Nearly 30 days stuck inside this dungeon and I've learned some truths about life. Nearly 30 days without a single drop of caffeine and I can tell you that a caffeinated life is a better life. Nothing GOOD has come from my lack of caffeine.
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Very happy to see @sssniperwolf is now not only crediting the creators she features in her videos, but including their home addresses as well.
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So are all the people who said this was all about looting just eating shit right now or what? Haven't seen them around lately.
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YO WHAT THAAAAAAAAA
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Go out and bully your local 5G truther
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Oh shit @foxnews this son of a bitch is everywhere!
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It was because I said cracker lol. 30 day ban.
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Hey @jakepaul shut up and give me your lunch money you little pussy
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This would be the first time a groomer becomes a streamer instead of the other way around
@RepMattGaetz
Rep. Matt Gaetz
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I’m joining @Twitch to bring my America First message to a new generation of viewers. Twitch will join the lineup of platforms I livestream on, including Rumble, GETTR, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube. SUBSCRIBE:
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@Arron_banks Hey I remember your name from the panama papers. Maybe your dad was a fortune teller and that's why he ditched you as a child when he saw what a gross piece of shit you'd grow into in your old, old age.
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@LauraBaileyVO Damn that's a lot of etique-no-no's
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MF DOOM are you kidding me
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@PrisonPlanet @theneedledrop Can I moderate the debate I promise they won't all be questions about why Paul's lips always look like he just got done sucking the sweatiest dick in the world
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Driving on Salvia was on the front page of reddit two days ago and it warmed my heart to see in the comment section how many people were horribly confused by everyone talking about bouncing on their boys dick. I see you all and I appreciate you.
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Ted Cruz a ho
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Yo where's the best place to donate bail money for these folks
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CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATIONS
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@commentiquette is this you eric are you a fucken time traveler man!
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Been a while, old chap
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Sometimes I wish I was still pirating adobe premiere so I wouldn't feel like I'm wasting money on this goddamn piece of shit that crashes every time I try to fucking "save as" god dammit hey fuck you @tedcruz
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What was everyone's quarantine dinner tonight? Mine was five gin and tonics
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oh my god can i touch my fucking face yet
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You ever just want to punch a little kid in the fucking face?
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YES GOOD STUDENTS
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My nephew @caleburg59 has been deep undercover for the past month earning the trust of a 5G causes Coronavirus @Facebook Group. They made him an admin and then he made his move. Introducing the new page "Shirtless Old Men Fanpage/ Shoplifters Anonymous" @commentiquette
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Hey @twitch I'm never going to stop saying cracker on stream and you'll never ban all of my accounts
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I picked the wrong minute to take a bong rip
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WhaaaaT this is amazing
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@commentiquette I finally did it, dad. Let Todd know he was my favorite part. I even sketched your original pose from scratch! Let me know if I should add anything!
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@Cobratate Was the message "I sell women"
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New lesson tomorrow?
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The more he talks about it the more I'm starting to think Trump failed that brain test
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Hey which one of you screamed "BIG MONEY SALVIA" out of your car at me the other day before hitting up the sushi place? I was high out of my fucking mind so that was really something
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I grew up watching Monty Python. I wouldn't be funny if it weren't for Monty Python, and I'm not even very funny so just imagine how much more annoying this could have all turned out. Terry Jones made something that teaches you how to be funny. Show Monty Python to your kids.
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Don't make fun of Alex Jones for the porn he watches. Come on people, we're better than this. We should instead still be making fun of @TedCruz for the porn he watches, because hey fuck you Ted lol remember when you blamed that shit on an assistant?! It was incest porn you weirdo
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Just put a whopper up my ass happy women's day
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@peta I don't mean to feed a fed horse but don't you guys kill a shitload of animals every year?
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The fact remains, no cops were poisoned but we still want to sound like victims because we're little bitty bitches don't call us we'll shoot everyone involved if you do
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Detectives' Endowment Association
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We want to thank all NYPD personnel who responded efficiently to this potentially disastrous situation. Thank you to Shake Shack for their full and timely cooperation in the investigation. The fact remains, please stay vigilant, stay safe and always be aware of your surroundings.
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In ten minutes I will be enjoying a pork, fennel and lemon ragu that I've been braising in the oven. I opened a bottle of barolo four hours ago to let it breathe. Also I just mailed in a couple more votes so hopefully those get counted.
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The only reason I still use this website is because anytime Ted Cruz steps in shit I'm among the first to know.
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@FaZeSway You stole my kids college money you fuckin piece of shit
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@h3h3productions Ethan you're finally a DILF
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Damn dude it looks way better on you
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@jacksfilms
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Thank you @SexyUncleDave @commentiquette for this gift, proudly wearing it out tonight
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BOOOOOO FUCKING HOOOOOOO
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How do I get that blue checkmark next to my name so @tedcruz gets notifications anytime I send him a link to the cake farts video
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New lesson tomorrow, and if you're late for class I'm gonna call the cops on you.
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@tedcruz play my dick like a clarinet you body-stacking piece of shit. The only people who like you are men who need to stay soft while nude modeling because your partial birth abortion of a face kills boners like you kill capitol police in that it's indirect but still your fault
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Protip, never read the comments. Never read the comments. Just never read them.
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@LoganPaul Cease your investigations Mister Paul. Just look cute and do a backflip and we will turn off the consequences for your actions protocol
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What's everybody watchin tonight
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Happy Halloween I'm a pizza
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(_)_)::::::::::::::::::::::::D~~~~ @NicoleArbour ~~~~
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FUCK they banned my erotic Quantum Leap subreddit. COWARDS
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I'm sorry @tedcruz for all of the mean things I've said about you over the years.
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Hey twitter shut the fuck up, there's a new lesson coming tomorrow! It was supposed to be Monday but I got sick. Wait, wtf why are people trying to cancel south park? Jesus Christ this website is the worst TUNE IN TOMORROW MORNING
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Where we're going, we no longer need nips
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Welp
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@realDonaldTrump Do a kickstarter you fat bitch
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They never wrote back 😞
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Pat Robertson strangled on his own breath today and died. He was simply too old to continue fucking people out of their life savings. He will be missed by so many, including Satan. There will be a viewing today at 6pm if you want to let his corpse grope your child one last time
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I think you should be banned from twitter if you try to cheat the character limit by posting a screenshot of text to convey your point. This website is for 280 characters only you wallhacking assholes. Respect the character limit, or get the hell off my @TedCruz abuse machine NOW
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Ohhhh hey I think I understand how the stock market works lemme just buy some of these stocks I saw someone post about online and bada bing bada boom ah shit I can't feed my kids now
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@mtgreenee You look like you hit dogs
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