Johnathan D. Ballsack @claym8melee Twitter profile

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

1 year

@boss_on_here what’s wrong with 40 on 226? it’s a. little short of 20% but after 150 i feel like15% is perfectly fine

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@claym8melee

2 years

Optimized peach 0-death

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@claym8melee

8 months

If being a white guy with good vibes is a crime, then go ahead and lock me up. Throw away the keys while you’re at it …

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@SSBM_Keita

8 months

I am once again thinking about how many smashers who I'm told just "have good vibes" are white guys....

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@claym8melee

1 year

@boss_on_here i think y’all are just not as cracked as me at serving ... mf like me gets big tables in and out by myself 🤷 plus a lot of times it’s just high cause ppl ordering drinks , which is hardly an inconvenience for me (since i’m so cracked)

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

2 years

You Smoked It Every Day For 5 Years

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@sxmdx

2 years

bc what happened to weed that gave you the giggles???

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@claym8melee

9 months

Turndownforwalt is poison to the melee scene idgaf

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@claym8melee

7 months

Bag turned into a Fucking couch. Number 9 on the Georgia melee PR is a fucking couch humanoid . Just great🤦

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@claym8melee

4 years

@xD1x @OhgirlNC Haha yeah fire tweet bro rot in hell

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@claym8melee

8 months

@DarkGenex “It’s actually over for melee” bruh can u just not

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

2 years

@kongmunism When u become proficient at melee u come to undersdtsnd that l cancelling fits in perfectly in a way that contributes to how balanced the gameplay is. It’s also extremely easy takes like a day to get used to ain’t no 360

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

4 years

@SsbmGinger @bobbybigballz19 Wait u mad cuz he popped off in his own home? Not defending past bbbbehavior but this just look like u being mad salty lol

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

4 years

here it is yall, my first real combo video.if u fw me or share a love for peach combos please retweet it would mean da world. best combo ever made. give it a chance i spent many hours in a cracked vegaspro and obs to bring you this masterpiece. full 7 min:

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@claym8melee

1 year

@lilstephabee @boss_on_here i don’t need other ppl to help me with my tables , plus the tip is still gradually going up as the bill goes up . i don’t need more than 100$ on a 500$ table 🤷that’s still more than most ppl make in a day

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

2 years

Nah bro me personally I think I’ll stick to drugs and sex u do u tho💯

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@ssbmposh

2 years

Glad they raised the age to buy nicotine products & overturned RvW, find something productive to do besides getting addicted to drugs & sex

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@claym8melee

1 year

u can either drip….. or u can drown…. there are a few other thingsthat could happen but thiose are the main ones

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

4 years

If anyone knows of a Florida player named “brokenyew” tell him porkskinjim said ggs👍

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

2 years

@mach1alex19 Falco main in Georgia, we could put u in touch just keep in mind he’s like 16

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

4 years

This tweet fucking smells bad

LuigigoShard

@LuigigoShard

4 years

Top 5!! Beat unsure 3-2. Donald Trump’s favorite Luigi at it again 🇺🇸

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

5 years

it ended up being longer than expected but here it is, theres some never before seen confidential custom combos inhere so try not to blow your load, also its only peach and falcon cause 2 many cclips

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@claym8melee

5 years

I love when u do something sick on stream and the commentators are busy talking about winkledink’s sex life

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

4 years

@ProspectRose @HonorRei @ExaltsEye but like is that not tru u can literally just hold r or jump off stage maybe one or twice in a match lol

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

10 months

We all know the fox is the based one here right

bc | turndownforwalt

@turndownforwalt

10 months

Brother I can promise you silver 3 is not worth it there is still time to find salvation

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

4 years

Going up against my 11th falco in this netplay tournament please wish me luck y’all this one is gold rank. If I win this I move on to play Michael

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

5 years

Homie Check😯😯😯🙈🙈

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

1 year

To my beautiful melee and p+ players, I wish y’all a great 2023. May we take this year to level up, create rivalries, break boundaries, and most importantly spend time with one another having fun doing what we love. This is how I rang it in bc I was too indecisive abt plans lol🎉

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@claym8melee

5 years

Wyd if u sit down for round 1 pools at a major and the guy you’re about play sits down and mumbles to himself “30%... no 20% will be enough”

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

5 years

damn imagine being a crustacean and grinding ur entire life just to die and get spiked into the ground by hbox

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

5 years

.... damn bro😐

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

3 years

Going to my first New Jersey weekly after work! Wish me luck! Haven’t played in like a half a year lmao stupid excited

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

2 years

Yoooo @riennezelda my friend ordered a phob from u in early may and payed u 450$ for it. He’s been trying to get in contact about it for 5 months and has been completely ghosted????? That’s pretty fucked up my boy was mad excited about that conch. please get him right ASAP fr

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@claym8melee

1 year

@JoshathanGamer Sounds like someones been getting washed by melee players in hdr

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

10 months

Long ass bathroom

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

8 months

It was worth a shot 🤷

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

1 year

um yeah this one had all the bad bitches in my dms . and they all wanted sex with me . i just have that kind of effect on women

liyah biaa 🤍

@TheyLuvvLi_

1 year

Quote this tweet with a picture that had your dms blowing up 🥰🥰🥰😚

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@claym8melee

1 year

We all have that one autistic friend who goes to Home Depot every few months to buy a specific brass pipe to smoke weed with instead of just buying a bowl

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

3 years

My ex told me she’s dating another melee player tell me why we’re now arranging a bo5 through her

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@claym8melee

1 year

@zstbair Today I learned that dk looks like he’s listening in on a conversation in the other room everytime he techs

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@claym8melee

2 years

@Ambisinister_ Name 1 redacted who is that cracked

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@claym8melee

4 years

@HugS86 He got yo ass tho 😭

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

8 months

@lilrhan12 @NJzFinest Bruh every ult character has like 2-3 preset combos and nothing else. Every time I play melee I do a new combo that nobody has ever done before in the history of the game. And I’m not even good😂

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

2 years

We have a winner 😳😳😳 @Matthew_Matos98

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

5 years

Bro PepperjAck always hating in the stream chat stg 😭😭😭

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

2 years

Birthday is today, tommy left for a few days with his charger I’ve been borrowing and my phone is on 8%, and I have no weed and no alcohol. Last year I got to get stoned and scroll on my phone, this year I get to Breathe

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

4 years

reading paragraphs of caup notes in the lab channel of the peach discord

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

3 years

@rabitSSBM @SKETORDIE @Fizzi36 Man it hurt seeing u quit out of a chance to play with dope. Understandable though

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

3 years

I.... think that I’ll just not say anything

HugS (not a landlord)

@HugS86

3 years

I decided to ask a good friend if she'd like to cuddle platonically and she was down. It was great LOL But outside of that you're just kinda waiting for this shit to be over if you don't have someone already.

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1 year

@Ragnite12

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@claym8melee

4 years

#NewProfilePic

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@claym8melee

2 years

@Zen_Comms @Creestab Holy fuckin bangers couldn’t imagine having to choose just one of these to stream

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@claym8melee

4 years

Everyone did psychedelics

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

3 years

Just played the nastiest Scandinavian defense I’m cracked out right now

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@claym8melee

4 years

@BrokeThatsMee @icedoutomnitrix Alaska deadass

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@claym8melee

1 year

Merryxhristmas 😍😍😘😘😘🎄🎄🎅🎅

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

3 years

@MeleeBowz It is no exaggeration to say that this is the best thing to ever happen to mleee

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@claym8melee

9 months

Colbgoatl

Melee Stats

@MeleeStatsPod

9 months

Last night in Melee: 1. Joshman won Empty Hop, beating Soonsay and Egg$ (AB) 2. Colbol won Soul of Smash, beating Panda and Krudo (FL) 3. Chem won Wolfie Wars, beating Louis and bbeanLI (NY) 4. Slowking won The Construct, beating DannyPhantom and ORLY (WI)

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@claym8melee

2 years

All I’m sayin g is that a SKYguy... would never cheat on their wife..... life and rt for good luck and blessing s

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

4 years

Fellas is it gay to effectively communicate with your bros?

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

6 years

So last night I got third at a tourney and made money for the first time, (6$) then put it on a mineymatch with some guy that bori referred to as as a “falco You could beat” anyway that’s how I lost my earnings to type1’s donkey Kong

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@claym8melee

1 year

What on earth was he cooking

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

2 years

Just slopped this guy together

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

10 months

YALL WOULD ALL DO THE SAME SHIT CMON

Fiction | 69% Apparel

@FictionIRL

10 months

How can people play in such opposition to the spirit of the game? Have you already accepted such inner weakness that to confront the opponent that you were already beating is too large a task? Not what we're here to see. CLEAR game loss from stalling imho

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

5 years

Smash community is awesome even hbox came thru even tho he blocked me immediately

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@claym8melee

5 years

Pray for me I started doing the fgc nod whenever my card doesn’t get declined

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

5 years

Been hearing rumors about me going to a 100+ man tournament I was seeded 7th for and going 1-2?? Fake news people don’t believe everything you hear.... they’re even saying I entered buster bracket and got second smhh

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@claym8melee

10 months

Fuck man I didn’t think mekk would qrt me and have hella ppl on my shit . I don’t even fucking care abt this whole ordeal I was just thinking out loud I AM NOBODY STOP READING MY TWEETS

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

2 years

@MonkMode_ The difference between melee and ultimate players

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@claym8melee

1 year

Yeah same I hope they’re cool with starting p+ 45 min late

baggington

@bagandcompany

1 year

I AM ON MY WAY TO TRADING STOCKS #4 IN ORDER TO HOLD UP DOUBLES

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

4 years

My combo video is gonna be so fucking raw and I didn’t even do nothin cool in it

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@claym8melee

5 years

Me after I take da first stock

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

2 years

@turndownforwalt Bro why do u keep posting ur dunks on these people . That comment of theirs doesn’t need to be broadcasted any further imo it looks weird to keep doing this

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@claym8melee

5 years

this is not the wave

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@claym8melee

2 years

Grrrrrr.... grrrrrrrr *snarls* *growls louder* ARKARKARKARKK that’s what I would be like rn if I wer e a furry. But I’m not tho lol fuck thayt shit

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@claym8melee

2 years

This video had me gasping and even moaning at times . Nastiest samus in the game peep or be ignorant to the truth for the rest of ur days

fknsilver → Tipped Off 15

@FuckinSilver

2 years

on a mission to create the best combo video featuring Samus dunno if this one is QUITE it but I really wanted to put something out before Shine and it's definitely my best yet link below, RTs appreciated

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@claym8melee

4 years

a healthy falco combo for ur tl during these trying times.....

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@claym8melee

2 years

@chromeohnine All I’m saying is that I’ve hit this one before

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

5 years

? How u gonna say everyone you know who’s a stoner is depressed, there are 10s of millions of people in America that get baked every single day , don’t bring weed into this she didn’t do nothing

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@claym8melee

1 year

@hmstarcutter i know it’s not the point but how u mess up di ing a move that takes a whole 1 mississippi

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

5 years

i have enough clips from the last 3 times i played melee to make like a 2 minute long combo/highlight video so im gon try 2 do that isgon be sick

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

10 months

@MFROSHI Woaa holup I dunno if I’m standing with these mfs 😂😂just sayin one of them is an actual drunk driver(and noflussy defender🤔) and the other one took exactly 1 sip of alcohol while driving in his neighborhood . Not a good look but if we’re rly banning ppl for comiting felonies..

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@claym8melee

2 years

@turndownforwalt @BFNotLeo U think magi wants to see this shit on her tl? Get real this is self serving

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

10 months

@ssbMekk Hey man I have like 3 followers and I normally don’t have anyone reading my shit . I rly just tweet for the homies . Sorry to air u out like that I forget that my tweets can actually have outreach and this ain’t just a discord server . I worded that very insensitively my apologie

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

5 years

As one of the guys u knwo who smokes weed all the time I can guarantee I’m no more depressed than the average American citizen

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

1 year

this ass don’t fart like it used to

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

9 months

LMAO people are finding my tweets again please just move along people I will not be elaborating 💯I am hereby warning you to not take me seriosuly Maybe I’ll follow up if this gets out of hand but im not deleting shit this time lol

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

4 years

Tbh crimson blur been one of the least based melee figureheads 4 the longest now

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

3 years

😍😍😍shout out @DojoSourdough definitely hooked it up for the best possible price. This thing feels great can’t wait to hopefully test it out 2night

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

3 years

Let’s keep it real this has never worked out well lmaoooo

boosk-e ✉️

@boosk_i

3 years

💀💀💀

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@claym8melee

9 months

@komayto1 U spelled based wrong

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

5 years

@fuckspacies Good to see you today bro that was crazy when you won GFs and then defended the entire building from burglars using nothing but your b0xx

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

7 months

@iBDWSSBM Pleasantly surprised Cody!!!! You were pleasantly surprised!!! It’s only been a few minutes you can still reverse this!!!

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

1 year

Selling weed on grindr is crazy cause sometimes you have to sell an eighth to a guy whos screen name is “Big fat 🍑” and they turn out to be a really chill dude

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

2 years

If a fox ever punishes my stomp behind their shield like this I’m literally going to get naked and shit and piss and cum everywhere and probably ugly cry while I’m doing all of those other things

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

8 months

By the way it’s still free Palestine no amount of celebrity posts or skewed news headlines will change that if u think I’m tripping then educate urself

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

4 years

@Ohantheman At first glance I thought u we’re ranking cans of dip l

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

2 years

Just dropped my controller 2 stories down onto concrete three days before the Arcadian Sourdough I’m sorry😭😭😭

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

5 years

U rly nailed this one 😂😂😂fit n everything

ATG

@ATG_SSBM

5 years

Ecosystem nic’ing up outside the venue after he lost in losers quarters while making 3 twitch clips

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

1 year

Dude .... this is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen 😭😭😭😭😭 remember y’all smoke weed before bracket and you’ll have 0 nerves and 0 anxiety !!! (It’s more likely that it doubles both of those things)(have you ever smoked weed before)

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Johnathan D. Ballsack

@claym8melee

2 years

Cum and meet the gang 😎 sky guys NUMBER 1☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️