Consult a physician if you purchased this mask and are experiencing flute-like symptoms. Tweet added by Christopher J. Scalia @cjscalia

Christopher J. Scalia

@cjscalia

4 years

Consult a physician if you purchased this mask and are experiencing flute-like symptoms.

Jethro Tull

@jethrotull

4 years

It has come to our intention that others are trying to profit from the sale of Jethro Tull branded so-called face masks, some claiming to offer protection against the COVID disease. We wish to entirely disassociate ourselves from any such product.

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BloomStreetBlues

@grenwuld

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@cjscalia @baseballcrank One would have to be thick as a brick. I mean, wearing for too long could give you locomotive breath.

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VIEWITT

@aimee2day

4 years

@cjscalia @chellelaine 😂😅

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Khashoggi’s Ghost 🇺🇦🌻

@UROCKlive1

4 years

@cjscalia @gtconway3d

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William Lewis

@welewis

4 years

@cjscalia Flute-like symptoms may include (but are not limited to) accumulation of fluid in the pulmonary cavity (i.e., aqualung).

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Deacon Renzette

@Renzette

4 years

@cjscalia Underrated tweet. Bravo.

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Donny Friederichsen

@dfriederichsen

4 years

@cjscalia You’d have to thick as a brick to fall for that.

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Gregg Hart

@RGreggHart

4 years

@cjscalia And it does NOT work underwater, regardless of the success of @jethrotull Aqualung.

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Matt Franck

@MatthewJFranck

4 years

@cjscalia “Warning: Wearer may smell locomotive breath.”

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David Rowe

@dvdrowe

4 years

@cjscalia I really wouldn't mind if we'd all sit this one out.

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Chaz

@Chazperin

4 years

@cjscalia Surely some protection is due to the fact that each mask includes at least one Grammy of Heavy Metal

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David Niles

@DavidNiles6

4 years

@cjscalia @gtconway3d Good one. 😆

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Adrian Wapcaplet

@AdrianWapcapIet

4 years

@cjscalia @gtconway3d *Definitely* get to the ER stat if you start to suffer from aqualung.

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Perkin Warbeck

@PerkinWarbeck4

4 years

@cjscalia @gtconway3d genius

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eriq49@bsky social 🇺🇦

@eriq49

4 years

@cjscalia @gtconway3d And you're still too old to rock and roll.

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Char

@CharkeigsChar

4 years

@cjscalia @gtconway3d Is it because they are Thick as a Brick?

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karen lynn richardson

@karenlynnrichar

4 years

@cjscalia @gtconway3d "in the shuffling madness"..

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DachDanePfizered 1,2,3,4+

@DaneDach

4 years

@cjscalia @gtconway3d Trump has made an AMERICAN TIANANMEN SQUARE in DC #BlackLivesMatter #GeorgeFloyd #BreonnaTaylor #AhmaudArbery

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Susanna Taylor

@Susanna_Taylor

4 years

@cjscalia @gtconway3d Please be aware that this is a progressive disease, mainly contracted by men, and there is (as yet) no known cure. Self-isolation is highly recommended.

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IDon'tTakeResponsibilityAtAll

@IDontTakeRespo1

4 years

@cjscalia @gtconway3d My symptoms are more piccolo-like.

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