CJ Tkachenko @cjaythecreator Twitter profile

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CJ Tkachenko

2 months

I put together a collection of my top business memes. Brace yourself - these babies are loaded with some seriously hard-hitting truths! 🧵

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CJ Tkachenko

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5 months

some business partnerships are simply destined to be

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2 years

Name the most iconic trio after HTML, CSS & JavaScript 🤔

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Everyone think they’re god of CSS, until centering a div… 😅

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If you haven’t built a shitty calculator, are you even a web developer? 🤔

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1 year

@levelsio My first class

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2 years

When you’re a solopreneur 😉

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2 years

|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| Tweeting about startups is a lot easier than actually building one |＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿| \ (•◡•) / \ / --- | |

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7 months

Business idea: a fake Stripe notification that randomly pops up during the day to cheer up an indie hacker who is crying on the bathroom floor

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2 years

I fled from Russia. Don’t want to be a part of this crazy war and die for someone’s ego. Living in Istanbul now 🇹🇷 You cannot imagine how cool it is to be on Twitter without turning this stupid VPN on ☺️

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2 years

A match made in startup heaven: Tech boyfriend cofounder + marketing girlfriend cofounder 💗

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2 years

Being a startup founder is an endless chain of foolish thinking that tomorrow it'll get better 😅

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Startup founders who're equally good at coding and marketing are unstoppable ...and also non-existent 🙈

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2 years

I say startup, my parents hear drug addict with no future 🙄

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3 months

Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. My family is dying.

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9 months

- Hey bro, can you help me with the code? *attaches this photo*

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2 years

*opens twitter* YOU SHOULD DO MARKETING! *closes twitter*

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1 year

✨ success ✨

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3 years

When I was the only web dev at work I was naming CSS classes like “hate-this-job” or “please-kill-me" knowing that nobody’s gonna ever find out 😆

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My co-founder and I, or should I say cat-founder?

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2 years

TypeScript is basically JavaScript with writing “any” a lot 😅

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2 years

Looks like they can deliver 😆

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@dannypostmaa You absolutely do NOT need a co-founder. You need a cat-founder 😉

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2 years

No-code is cool and all, but I’m really waiting for no-marketing 😅

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2 years

Growing on Twitter is a startup on it’s own 🤔

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2 years

Name something more heartbreaking than watching your startup idea becoming reality... ...by someone else 🥲

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2 years

Do you want a free pixel portrait? Reply with your photo to be picked to become a retro game character 👾 Follow me and retweet this tweet to jump the queue 🎮

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2 years

Relax, no one wants to steal your startup idea, cause no one wants to steal hard work, sleepless nights, grey hair and lack of personal life 😅

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How I got my first coding job? I just said I can make a website and was hired 🤷‍♀️ No portfolio, no resume, no degree, nothing. Because Russia, that's why 😅

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3 years

You are not a real programmer, if there’s no stickers on the back of your laptop 💻

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Always remember 👇 failed startup > no startup

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2 years

Help a first-time entrepreneur with just one word ☝️

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Building a startup ≠ Being a loser with no future Please read this, mom 👆

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Who’s a good boy? Tom is!

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Trust me your product doesn’t need dark mode, it needs marketing mode 😉

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Not sure what career to pick? Join a startup. Try everything from being a janitor to a manager in just one day 😉

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Are you even a startup founder if your parents actually understand what you’re doing? 😅

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2 years

Any startup idea is ridiculous and stupid until it starts bringing money 💯

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2 years

Nobody Literally nobody SaaS companies: Want to jump on a quick call with us this week? 🤙

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2 months

Just add AI to your product name and watch your business booming

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Be an undercover agent at your day job who extracts information and steals inner secrets to apply to your own startup 🕵️‍♂️

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2 years

Just think about it. You only need your SaaS to get to $10K/mo to be able to sell it for $1M 😳

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10 months

Make me reread this post ;)

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1 year

What business can one start with $0?

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What's your startup's name and why did you pick it? 📣

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Building a business in: 1980 2022 █ 　　 █　 █ █　＿ bank loans, office, Laptop + employees, piles of internet paper, bureaucracy, etc…

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Every god damn day... motivation to do marketing = 📉 motivation to do coding = 📈

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Pain scale: 🙂 No pain 😐 Mild Pain 🙁 Moderate Pain ☹️ Severe Pain 😖 JavaScript 😩 TypeScript

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Let’s normalize founders taking breaks to scream “F**k!” at the top of their lungs 😅

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Statistics: about 90% of startups fail Me: let’s mortgage the house and build another fat cat workout app

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2 years

This’s how web designers are hired to build government websites: - Do you know anything about web design? - No - You’re hired 🤝

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1 year

What if ChatGPT is just a fraud and it’s basically a guy with really fast Google fingers? 😆

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Deep inside all developers hate no-code and secretly hope it fails 😈

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When you were a kid, were you already an entrepreneur? I mean did you sell candy or lemonade at school? 🍭

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Taking up a job in a startup for the 'experience' VS starting your own startup and learn from your mistakes Which pill will you take? 💊 💊

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The only tip you need to become a programmer in no time

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0 - 100 followers is the hardest stage of growing on Twitter. Even if your tweets help to end world hunger and all wars. You’re still invisible…

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I'll disrupt God's plan, achieve great success in business, and then go to hell after death 😅

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Happy customers are the best ambassadors and evangelist for your startup 💯

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The secret all business gurus know: You can make much more money talking about startups than actually running one 🤫

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Jeans: the ultimate business attire

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Never let anyone convince you that you're a loser with no future. Start building a startup instead. Prove it yourself 😅

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Success 🤩🤩🤩

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Steal this routine

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What could be better than building a business from the comfort of your home?

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3 months

I'm working on logo design for @arvidkahl and his awesome Podscan. Here's our progress so far. What's your take, people? Which logo best represents his podcast scanning tool? Be gentle though, these are just initial rough sketches :)

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Gm people 🔆 Let me share my morning routine: - cold shower - meditate for 20min - run 10 miles in a park - read 10 pages of a marketing book - repeat positive affirmations Jk, my morning routine is staying in bed and writing gm tweets like this one 😅

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Many startups nowadays: Entrepreneurs helping other entrepreneurs helping other entrepreneurs helping other entrepreneurs helping other entrepreneurs… ♾️

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2 years

1. TikTok people making silly dance videos 2. Twitter people making startups Which one brings more money and why is it TikTok? 😅

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3 years

Do you want a free avatar portrait? My design studio will make as many comic book style portraits as possible in the next few days starting from Monday 👨‍🎨 Reply with your photo to be picked to become a comic book character👇

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Nothing is more convincing of your startup’s success than adding rocket emojis to your every tweet 🚀🚀🚀🚀

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So you have SaaS idea, ha? Stop right there 🤚 Don’t build anything other than a landing page that can take payments 💯 Test your idea first 🔬

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Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. My family is dying.

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There are no atheists on board of a falling plane or a launching startup

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Startups are like having children in the 1600's. You better have many, cause most never gonna make it past their first year 😥

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1 year

Why work 9-to-5 when you can work 24/7 and still not make any money?

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2 years

I’m a quiet introvert until someone says “SaaS” 🗣

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Want to drop weight, but nothing seems to work for you? Just try this diet called “found a startup” 💯

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Never look down on small accounts. They could belong to extremely successful people who simply don’t have time to grow on Twitter 🤔

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The majority of the startups' landing pages leave you with the only question: "What the hell do they actually do?" 🤷‍♀️

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Being an introverted entrepreneur is like playing this game on extra hard mode 😱

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We know that 9 out of 10 startups fail, but still trying our luck 😅

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Me on Twitter: Startups biggest advantage is speed of execution Me IRL: Picking the right startup logo for a month 😅

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I don’t have a co-founder because I’m too greedy to share my whopping $0 MRR with anyone 😆

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Learn programming in just two weeks

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Behind every successful startup, is this one person who’s bold enough to say, “Fuck it! Let’s do it!” 😆

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Why it’s always so hard to finish the last 100% of your project? 😅

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That’s why indie hackers hate going to the mountains

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“9 out of 10 startups fail” How can you start one knowing this? 👆

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«Business memes are not important» no one ever

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me talking to clients: ▶ 🔘─────── 00:10 me talking about how important talking to clients is: ▶ 🔘──────── 3:49:35

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What startup founders see in their dreams? Unicorns? Being on the cover of Forbes? Nope, nothing. They never sleep 😅

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3 years

@XScoder Totally! You can build cool websites just with HTML only. Check this out 😉

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Can I put “a NASA engineer” on my resume if I were fixing typos in their open source code? 😅

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Having unhappy customers > having no customers Agree? 🤔

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Due to the current political situation in Russia, I made a decision to try to immigrate ✈️ To do so, I need to find a job abroad. Time to wipe off the dust of my CV and start hunting for web dev positions 🔍 Stupid JavaScript jokes coming soon 😉

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Want to work at a startup? No, you don't have to apply on their careers page. Just email the CEO with a convincing intro 💯

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Why bother with LinkedIn profile, projects on GitHub and building stuff in public on Twitter when they still ask you to send a CV 🤷‍♀️

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A failed startup should be put in a frame and on a wall 🖼 It’s not something to be ashamed of. You should be proud of it 🥲

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