JJ WARSLÜT @cimmerian_blood Twitter profile

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

4 months

If you claim to like metal and don't like Judas Priest actually fuck off

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

2 months

taking axe pics

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@cimmerian_blood

4 months

The first and only song I'd learn to play on this is higher by Creed

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

1 year

“Girls only go to metal shows to meet guys” Guys at metal shows:

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@cimmerian_blood

5 years

If your cum was flavored based on the state you’re from, what would your cum taste like?

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@cimmerian_blood

4 months

How I feel after drinking a white monster

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2 years

@fox_sheldon @wsvn My face while watching this. This mf spittin.

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@cimmerian_blood

5 years

Yeah I like BDSM Bolt Thrower influenced Death metal So Much

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

17 days

I'm only here because IG is glitching but can you tell me if my back looks strong? 🥺

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

17 days

Going to Lowe's to find a husband by pretending I don't know what i'm doing in the power tools aisle. "Omg babe...can I call you babe?...look, the Milwaukee, M18 FUEL 7-Tool Combo Kit is on sale for only $849.00! 👉🏼👈🏼"

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@cimmerian_blood

4 months

black metal really is crazy mfs will write a song called like "caressing the moons tears" and somehow make it racist

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@cimmerian_blood

5 months

Type O I think Pete is corny as hell, I don't like his voice, boring ass riffs.

Bee Side Cassettes 🔻

@BeeSideTapes

5 months

what's a band you hate so much despite being universally loved that it has you in this situation? no you cannot pick the Beatles

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

6 months

Sleep Token is dating app Metal

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@cimmerian_blood

6 months

Have arrived at the SIGH room

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

5 years

I really wish men would stop pretending to like metal just to get attention from girls.

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

2 months

one year ago. kneel before the steel.

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

14 days

someone illustrated me! ⚔️ I think it's sick @spit_blossoms on IG

JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

2 months

taking axe pics

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@cimmerian_blood

5 years

Anyone who thinks there isn’t a straight pride parade has never been in line at record store day.

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@cimmerian_blood

5 years

I’m from South Carolina so my cum tastes like sweet tea.

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

6 months

I can have a little arm day flex

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

5 months

"Don’t you want people who like mainstream metal to be able to learn more about the genre and want to visit?" No.

HML, Buttrock Historian

@HeavyMetalEsq

5 months

I again am mad about metal archives. I just don’t understand why it’s so gatekeepy. Don’t you want people who like mainstream metal to be able to learn more about the genre and want to visit? How many people probably have seen this page and then never came back to this site?

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

6 months

Good morning

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@cimmerian_blood

2 months

I am still thinking about it. It was blueberry flavored.

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

5 years

IRL friends when they see my twitter: “Wow I didn’t know you were so fucking stupid and horny”

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

6 months

i’ve said it before — History Channel’s Vikings and it’s consequences have been a disaster for the caucasian race.

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@SeasonofMist

6 months

EIHWAR have signed to Season of Mist! The mysterious duo delighted the Internet this year with their thumping, trance-inducing Viking techno. Hit single "Beserkr" is now available on all streaming platforms. Stream: #eihwar #beserkr #som

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

2 months

Trans day of visibility 🖕🏼

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@cimmerian_blood

4 months

my wives are multiplying

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@cimmerian_blood

2 months

I locked myself out of the house this morning 🗿

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@cimmerian_blood

3 months

The true majesty of my chest pump cannot be captured on camera

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@cimmerian_blood

2 months

Can you spot the difference? probably not

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@cimmerian_blood

5 years

How metal fans look when they complain about hip hop.

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

7 months

Thicc Manowar is the greatest thing I’ve ever made

Adobe Photoshop

@Photoshop

7 months

today is go to a museum day. qrt your art that belongs in a museum.

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

1 year

So true

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1 year

What's your first tweet when you search for "men" in your page?

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@cimmerian_blood

3 months

I want to front a heavy metal band

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

6 months

When ponytail sandals guys like this use their powers for good they are one of the most powerful forces on earth

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@TheWapplehouse

6 months

Thought he had an easy target. Didn’t realize dude rockin the sandals/jeans/ponytail/solo Bluetooth was born into the shitty internet debate. Molded by it. When Mr TikTok was out partying he was studying Usenet archives and paying for Something Awful…

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

6 months

Good morning from me and my Tom Finland 70’s logo Judas Priest shirt and also my (not pictured) white Adidas Sambas

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

2 months

Meet Recap 865lbs (50lb total PR) Squat: 2/3 — 320, 355 (25lb meet PR), failed 375 Bench: 2/3 — 160, 170 (10lb meet PR), called on 180 bc my ass came up Deadlift: 2/3 — 310, 340 (15lb meet PR) missed on my second but came back and pulled it well Thanks y'all for your support

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

6 months

my sister got me this top ⚔️ a fit for hells heroes?

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

5 months

do y'all like my new years fit? say yes or die

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

6 months

Babe you’re not a soldier !! 🗣️”You never thought life could come to this. Man reborn to die upon the altar of war!!”

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

4 months

Coworker: Do you like metal? Me: No.

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

2 months

My favorite Bolt Thrower boot / five years apart

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

1 year

YOOOOOOO

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

2 months

I appreciate my skin for cooperating during these trying times

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

4 months

actually u know what Dio, I do be feeling like a rainbow in the dark

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

7 months

Real rocker hours who up?

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

5 months

Gatekeeping is good. Do more of it.

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

3 months

flexing in the rearview mirror before I drive off a mountain (:

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

3 months

Hello as of today I am 30 years old and have put 455lbs on my back (with reverse bands) (also, I failed that rep) but it was still sick. I DID GET 435 THOUGH.

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

5 months

do you guys like my new boots?

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

3 months

Absolutely disgusting that we're having self-immolation discourse. Look in the mirror and ask how bad things have to be that we're debating the ethical minutia of fucking self-immolation. What a deeply honorable thing to do, peace and reverence to Aaron Bushnell forever.

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

4 months

I love my wives

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

2 years

I’m poly armorous, I have multiple sets of plate armor.

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

4 months

My friend started a job as a meat inspector which requires her to wear a hat that says meat inspector and I...

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

2 months

Damn tay tay

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

5 years

Blind Guardian is metal for people who like musicals but don’t want to admit it, aka me

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

5 years

A Haiku: All I ever do Is listen to death metal In my room alone

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

5 years

Ass 👏🏼 men 👏🏼 are 👏🏼 loyal 👏🏼 Titty 👏🏼 men 👏🏼 are 👏🏼 hoes 👏🏼

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

7 months

Today I find out if my coworkers and I are terminated for the Palestine walk out. I think it’s likely we are and they suspended us while trying to determine how to fire us without getting sued. But we’re suing them lol

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

6 months

I need this as a flag and also the hat

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@cimmerian_blood

3 months

There is a new coworker in the break room rn wearing a camo Obituary hat. I'm panicking.

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

6 months

I like some bro hardcore and rocks for brains music but I do not support the historical revisionism that says nu metal is good.

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@cimmerian_blood

4 months

BOGSIDE SNIPER SQUADRON 🇵🇸🇮🇪

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

3 months

When I was a child I thought the AC/DC song said "dirty deeds, thunder sheep"

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

5 years

When bbymutha said “You was suckin dick for clout while I was simply suckin dick for paper, play or pleasure” I really felt that.

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

4 months

Paris when he caused the Trojan War

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somehow in my pursuit of love romance & intimacy i accidentally invented something worse than a situationship

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

9 months

Amidst normies before the coffee kicks in

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

2 months

Favorite black metal albums

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@ProgPro

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Favorite black metal albums (minus Agalloch because I just posted them)

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

2 months

It's cool how much of The Fellowship of the Ring is just them being like "man we really really don't wanna do this" and doing it anyway because that's how I feel every day

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

2 months

imagine listening to Enya here

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bathroom from “la sultana” hotel in marrakech

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

4 months

Trader Joe's not only fired myself and ten other employees for participating in a Pro-Palestine demonstration, they are also actively union busting. They pretend to be worker-forward but the veneer is thinning.

Seth Goldstein

@SethGoldstein13

4 months

🚨 Today, Amazon joined Trader Joe’s and Space X in seeking to declare @NLRB and NLRA unconstitutional. This is a direct attack on the American Labor movement and workers' rights. #UnionStrong , let's fight back against the billionaires trying to destroy us. 💪 #WorkersRights

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

5 years

If you listen to funeral doom while feeling doomed, it’s a double negative and you’ll be instantly happy

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

15 days

"Imagine" and "Crazy Train" kinda have the same lyrical message at first but then Crazy Train turns into being about a crazy train and has guitar solos that John Lennon's sensitive ass could never write

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

7 months

Fuck yeah, I just got accepted for the job I interviewed for Monday. Almost $5/hr more than I make now + a pay scale that will have me at $30-$34/hr in a couple years. Training is gonna be a several-month process, but a very welcome change.

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

2 months

Babe wake up, new thing that is not abuse that people on twitter are mislabeling as abuse just dropped.

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The silent treatment is a form of abuse. The silent treatment is a form of abuse. The silent treatment is a form of abuse. The silent treatment is a form of abuse.

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

4 months

I continue to be doing quite poorly. Please be sweet to me.

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@cimmerian_blood

1 year

Had to switch up the drip

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4 months

why i'm built like Homo floresiensis

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@cimmerian_blood

7 months

I need a hair cut or a hair servant

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

7 months

No one: Autism havers at 2 pm:

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7 months

Groaning is very important when you’re sick. Making at least one old man noise per minute speeds up the healing process.

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

5 months

"priest or maiden?" why pit two bad bitches against each other 😔

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@cimmerian_blood

2 months

i'm listening to Demon Bitch. What if I got her tattooed lol

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

3 months

On my way to knife fight that little twink Feyd Rautha

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

4 months

everyone remembers the gut-wrenching feeling they had hearing these lyrics for the first time.

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@cimmerian_blood

3 years

I just always dress like this

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

1 year

Top ten Metal albums — nothing will ever make me feel the way these albums made me feel when I first heard them. Posers dies by the sword.

The Lurking Transmission

@REALSONICDANGER

1 year

Top 10 Metal

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@cimmerian_blood

5 months

The War Chaplain mask carved out of real human skull stays ON during sex

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@a_westgate

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War Chaplain mask carved out of real human skull

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@cimmerian_blood

2 months

I need more fellow trans dudes in my life or i'm going to DIE.

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@cimmerian_blood

2 months

obtaining pre meet meat

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@cimmerian_blood

5 months

Remember the time I tried to fight an entire death metal band for saying some racist shit backstage. I don't care if I die, I'll wear your teeth around my neck in hell.

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

6 months

Still thinking about him (Godzilla)

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@cimmerian_blood

4 months

This week has been an onslaught practically and emotionally. But fuck that, I deadlifted 330lbs against bands.

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@cimmerian_blood

3 months

A feral cardio Jonah approaches. What carbs do you feed them?

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@cimmerian_blood

4 months

It's a two-selfie kind of day. Thank you for being sweet to me everyone.

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

3 years

I have never drank wine from someone’s skull. Looking to change that.

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

7 months

I forgot to confirm that yes, we all got terminated for the Palestine walk-out. Secret blessing since I start a new job next week. I can go home for a few days around thanksgiving and train some strongman stuff with my little brother for fun. I can do a few strenuous hikes too.

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JJ WARSLÜT

@cimmerian_blood

3 months

dude the new Spectral Voice is incredible. True death doom mysticism.

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