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@churchmouse22

2 years

The things you find in the garage … big day for me. Woohoo!

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4 years

Synergy Scaffolding, now known as the ‘Muslim water boys’, used their massive trucks to drive 36000 bottles of water to fire-affected Shoalhaven. A firefighter escort lead them through the rough bits. Thank you, boss Sam Soukie and all those boys!

Muslims donate 36,000 bottles of water to firefighters

The 'water boys' from Synergy Scaffolding Services loaded up trucks with 20 pallets of water and headed down to NSW's Shoalhaven region on Friday from Sydney.

www.dailymail.co.uk

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2 years

I have an appointment with the gynaecologist 😬 tomorrow. You know, just to get the all-clear on the lady bits. They just sent a text. Would I prefer a Telehealth appointment? 😱😱😱😱 I just can’t even picture myself getting ready for that …

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@churchmouse22

3 years

A man who does outdoor work on my sister’s property arrived yday, a little hot under the collar. Told her what had just happened in Bowral. He saw a man grab & belt his wife on the street. Did anyone help her? I guess I did, says he. He thumped the bloke and left him on ground.

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@churchmouse22

3 years

I’m a bit upset 😡 I just had to explain to a dear friend what Robodebt was all about. Yes. I did. Obviously I queried why they had absolutely no knowledge (in a steadily rising voice ...). “Well, it doesn’t apply to me.” Then I asked if they voted LNP. “Always!”

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@churchmouse22

4 years

May need to commence divorce proceedings. Knew about husband reading The Australian. We had a talk. Caught him watching Sunrise, looking ever like a RWNJ sitting up in bed, laughing. Is there a book I can read with strategies? Or a respite husband out there? Or should I just go?

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@churchmouse22

4 years

Oh, look at this! @MadFckingWitch are responsible for stripping 2GB of $24 million of advertising dollars and seeing off Alan Jones. Now, it’s #newscorpse they’re after ... with stunning success. >100k advertisers have exited Murdoch media. Gone! Hit him where it hurts!

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@churchmouse22

3 years

Well, I just got a call from my federal member 😱 Okay, it was a recorded message, but I’m impressed. Asked me to call her if I am not okay in lockdown. @zalisteggall you bloody legend!

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@churchmouse22

3 years

Twitter won’t let me follow 47,569 new followers, so don’t think I’m being rude. And you’d all better say Happy Birthday on 3/3. I can’t do this one alone 😂😂😂🥰

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@churchmouse22

3 years

Here we go 😶 I was fiddled with by teacher at Catholic school when newly 12 - my first weeks at high school with no big sister. Held me back after school. Said I needed help with Bunsen burner. I didn’t. Locked lab door. Had window, so put me down back. Dad was waiting outside.

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@churchmouse22

5 years

Catholic school ‘social’ harbour cruise. My niece, 16, was excited to go. Not long into the cruise, Catholic boy has his hands on her breasts from behind. She turned around, put her hands on his shoulders, smiled, then kneed him in the ghoulies... 1/2

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@churchmouse22

4 years

Hillsong's New York pastor Carl Lentz tests positive for coronavirus - Eternity News Not saying a word ...

Hillsong's New York pastor Carl Lentz tests positive for coronavirus

“I think who we are as Christians is really defined in these moments.”

www.eternitynews.com.au

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@churchmouse22

4 years

Is it weird to be married for 20 years and still adore your husband?

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@churchmouse22

4 years

Is there a better photo?

Marie (+THREADS: marie.walsh.7528610)

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@churchmouse22

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@josiegirl62 @ScottMorrisonMP If young Brittany can be as brave as she is, I can do this. Been accused of blackmailing the PM, but that’s not my understanding of the word. I didn’t write the emails, that’s on him, but I was accidentally included in the group. So mine to share.

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@churchmouse22

3 years

What do we think of this, eh? A GOOD friend of my family owns and runs a big childcare facility in regional NSW. She will tell anyone who’ll listen that she wants to “get Covid” so she can show people “it’s nothing”. Steadfastly refuses to be vaccinated. Thoughts? Actions?

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@churchmouse22

4 years

Jacinda Ardern admits cannabis use in heated New Zealand debate So bloody what? Dear lord. A question from the Clinton era. Grow up, people.

Jacinda Ardern admits cannabis use in heated New Zealand debate

Labour prime minister faces National leader Judith Collins in televised election clash

www.theguardian.com

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@churchmouse22

3 years

Will rape allegations change Australia's 'toxic' politics? - BBC News. The toxic culture and sexism towards women by those in power in Australia is “unique in its inertness”. And ⁦ @ScottMorrisonMP ⁩ is behaving like an “onlooker”. Ouch.

Will rape allegations change Australia's 'toxic' politics?

Australian politics finds itself at a moment of cultural reckoning, writes the BBC's Shaimaa Khalil.

www.bbc.com

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@churchmouse22

3 years

Coronavirus: Pfizer confirms fake versions of vaccine in Poland and Mexico - BBC News

Coronavirus: Pfizer confirms fake versions of vaccine in Poland and Mexico

The US pharmaceutical company says doses seized by authorities in Mexico and Poland were counterfeit.

www.bbc.com

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@churchmouse22

3 years

@shaunwarnock_sw @ScottMorrisonMP Hearing you. Was going to write something myself, but the best coverage of an important issue happens here. I’ll also flick to a reputable journo. @tegangeorge seems nice.

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@churchmouse22

3 years

Two cabinet ministers attended event at which woman alleged Christian Porter raped her Just how is this ever going to go away? It gets bigger every day.

Two cabinet ministers attended event at which woman alleged Christian Porter raped her

Greg Hunt and Paul Fletcher were at the 1988 debating competition attended by the attorney general who has strenuously denied wrongdoing

www.theguardian.com

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@churchmouse22

5 years

This is Hope. She lay on her mum’s bed for 5 days as she was dying. Ambos took mum away and she died in hospital. Hope was forgotten, alone, no food for 3 days. Here she is with all her things in my sister’s car. She’s coming to live with me. I’m her new mum! Haven’t told hubby.

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@churchmouse22

5 months

Is there a better advertisement for making any Parliament building absolutely booze and drug free. It is long overdue. It costs us a fortune, to say nothing of the productivity of this turd. The rest of them are enablers.

Dazza

@Dazzaat

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Drinking rum and coca cola

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@churchmouse22

4 years

I met a young woman with brain lesions. She has absent seizures daily; where she is physically present, but that is all. She told me @Centrelink put her on Newstart, but she is incapable of working with such severe issues. She cannot drive. She has a carer. Rejected for NDIS.

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@churchmouse22

4 years

Anyone have a list of anything the current LNP Govt has actually done for this country? All I can find are rorts on rorts; death by robodebt; death by Ruby Princess; preselection candiditure for Cook criminally stolen by incumbent PM; and, please add...

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@churchmouse22

4 years

Yes. Where the hell would we be without these brave people?

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@churchmouse22

5 years

Terrific interview. Peter Fox is a fine human being. He’s withstood some real horrors. He believed victims. Church and police couldn’t silence him. Brave don’t cover it.

The Project

@theprojecttv

5 years

Peter Fox spent almost 35 years as a career cop, before his courageous decision to turn whistle-blower helped spark a royal commission. #TheProjectTV

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@churchmouse22

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Woke to a beautiful card from Mike. It says, “Happy 8,760 sleeps”. Married 24 years today and have managed to stay this way. We met on a blind date. Yes. My gawd, ya gotta kiss a lotta frogs, eh? I’ve made many stupid decisions in my life, but not this one. I’d marry him again!

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@churchmouse22

3 years

@TonyHWindsor @ScottMorrisonMP Evil flourishes when good people do nothing. Hear the klaxon! Maintain the rage! Literally sick I’m so deeply disgusted over the avalanche of corruption-scandals-misogyny-bonking-torturing-abject inhumanity-blatant theft-etc-bloody-etc that PM just bats away. @TonyHWindsor 😚

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@churchmouse22

3 years

Wish we had France’s police and judiciary. They’ve jailed a former prime minister for corruption! Wow, we need a new jail!

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@churchmouse22

5 years

... and she was excommunicated by the church for reporting catholic clergy child sex abuse. Don’t get to hear this often.

Australian Catholic Bishops Conference

@ACBC1

5 years

Today is the Solemnity of Australia’s first saint and patron saint, Saint Mary of the Cross MacKillop. She was the first mother superior of the order of the Sisters of St Joseph of the Sacred Heart. We pray for her to inspire us today.

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@churchmouse22

3 years

Fr Kevin Cox, “with twinkling blue eyes” said his page-long obituary in The Catholic Weekly. I gave them what for, and made them take it down.

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@churchmouse22

3 years

So, police said it was a lawful visit. Tones was ‘exercising’ at a cafe that is outta his lockdown boundary. I’m no triathlete, but how does one lawfully exercise in a cafe out of one’s area?

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@churchmouse22

4 years

Beautiful.

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@_SJPeace_

4 years

My entire heart 😭 The Sikh community distributed thousands of hot fresh meals, masks, and groceries to anyone in need including healthcare works on the front lines. I Love this SO MUCH This is what HUMANITY looks like ❤️

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4 years

Oh, Portugal! Take a bow ... 😘 Be prepared to stand alone. Wow. Humanity.

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PORTUGAL JUST LEGALIZED ALL THEIR IMMIGRANTS, INCLUDING ASYLUM SEEKERS, and gave them access to public services. So proud of my parents’ country, every other nation should follow suit ❤️❤️❤️

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@churchmouse22

4 years

Wonder what all the burglars are up to these days?

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@churchmouse22

5 years

New profile picture. This shot is 50 years old. I was six. I just felt this shy little Catholic girl needed an airing. I look at this photo and wonder what she could have been. All she wanted was to be a mother, as good as her own. The church took all that away from her, and me.

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@churchmouse22

3 years

Oh dear. Can’t write the rest just now, but you get the drift. It’s not memories I have, but a horror movie on loop. I can describe the sheets in sports room. I can smell my boss. I can feel the weight of doctor on top of me. I have no children because I never learned to trust.

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@churchmouse22

3 years

(2) I was set upon in a locked sports room near Caringbah Catholic presbytery. There was a bed. It stank of old sweat. He was Fr Kevin Cox. Uber paedophile. Gave girl money for abortion. I’d gone to him at his suggestion. He wanted to talk to me about my stuffy, strict parents.

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@churchmouse22

1 month

HE LARGELY KEPT HIS ‘FAITH’ PRIVATE OVER FOUR YEARS … Faaaarrrrkk. Typical narcissist. And Jenny is a blithering idiot.

The ‘real’ Scott Morrison: former PM says Australians didn’t know who he was

Australians did not know the “real” Scott Morrison when he occupied the nation’s top political office, the former prime minister says, adding he largely kept his faith private during his four years...

www.smh.com.au

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4 years

At Victoria's coronavirus update tomorrow, one thing will be different. #DansDayOff ! Watch him make a curry, build a cubby house, buy an inflatable toy, finish a 4000-piece jigsaw, then whip up some scones for morning tea.

At Victoria's coronavirus update today, one thing will be different

As Victoria battled its second wave, Daniel Andrews' press conference became a daily ritual for a state in lockdown. But today for the first time in 120 days, the Premier will not face the media,...

www.abc.net.au

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@churchmouse22

3 years

#SoScared 😱😱😱 I’m minding an old house. The house says bugger all in the day, but it’s VERY CHATTY at night. Dog under doona ... petrified. Doors that don’t creak, now do. One does it and the others answer. Shit. Please check in with me tomorrow. I may not survive the night.

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@churchmouse22

3 years

@JJKALE2 @ScottMorrisonMP We know he is, but the proof is out there ....

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3 years

@GregNanscawen I’m gonna be marching in Canberra! 🤗🤗🤗 And I don’t think I’ll be needing the pot lids! Nor a megaphone! I think this march will be very healing. Otherwise, it’s a frontal lobotomy for me. I’m sick of my baggage, I really am. 🥰🥰🥰

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@churchmouse22

3 years

Several more horrors as young naive secretary. Several sudden trips back to the office with someone. Physically fought to get away. Then at 21, a really horrific rape. Happened the day we buried another 21 yr old. My friend. She was impregnated by my boss. Aborted baby.

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@churchmouse22

3 months

You need a brain, a heart, and a giant dash of decency, @sussanley . Shameful, disgraceful, disgusting woman. Any candidate who thinks scaremongering, racism, inciting hatred is a campaign strategy has absolutely nothing else to push. Kon will fix your little red wagon. #Racist

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Asylum Seeker Resource Centre will be complaining to Australian Human Rights Commission that Deputy Leader of the Liberal Party is in breach of the Racial Discrimination Act for inciting racial hatred towards refugees & migrants & seeking to offend, insult, humiliate & intimidate

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3 years

Dear lovelies 😚 vI’m gonna ‘cease & desist’ before I’m made do so. Have seen fab offers from IT peeps 🙏🏼 & noted all feedback 🙏🏼 During this lull, I’ll get well & get moving. BTW, posted this a v long time ago to a tiny blip. Those who did blip, I’ll get back to you 🥰

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@churchmouse22

2 years

@Brad59414697 Just bought new bed. The one I wanted was cheapest at #HarveyNorman . So I paid an extra $150 to another supplier for same bed in yet another boycott moment. #NeverAgain

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@churchmouse22

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Lawn mower boss shares scathing message for Peter Stefanovic after Sky News host sparked outrage for 'disrespectful' interview with 19-year-old fishing champ Keegan Payne | Daily Mail Online. Seriously doubt there’s any coming back from this racist taunt.

Lawn mower boss shares scathing message for Peter Stefanovic

Keegan Payne, 19, made headlines across Australia last Sunday after hooking a barramundi worth $1million in Katherine, 317km south of Darwin.

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@churchmouse22

3 years

I just enquired about adopting a cat. Woman in charge, who said somewhere in the convo that she was 45, asked me a “sensitive” question, with enough of a pause to sound ominous. Did I have a succession plan for my animals given I was newly 60. 😱 🥲

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4 years

Can’t wait for the day Australia is so stuffed that Jacinda decides to buy it at bargain price, and we’re renamed West New Zealand and booted up the arse for our abject inhumanity.

Brexitshambles

@brexit_sham

4 years

WATCH - Compassionate New Zealand Prime Minister, Jacinda Ardern, says she would not tolerate tens of thousands of New Zealanders dying from COVID-19 for the nation to obtain herd immunity before a vaccine is found - Boris Johnson, "Meh"

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1 year

Well, I’m just outta recovery and guess I’m waiting for Simpson and his donkey ... Mike came for visit. Burst into tears and left. He’s such a softie. 6000mg of antibiotics intravenously each day. Hair like straw after washing in Physohex. Nasty. But ... I’m back! 😳

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@churchmouse22

3 months

Sheesh. I won’t be facing my public any time soon. 😬 Up in the night, stumbled, and fell … using my face and the bedside table to break the fall. Gawd, everything went white then black. Fell on bed. Blood all over my face! Dang. Nose now undulating. Eyebrow on stalks. #Ouch

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@churchmouse22

4 months

“When I first started at parliament the level of alcohol in the building was beyond anything that I had ever seen. I mean, it was a workplace ...” LNP Karen Andrews on #Nemesis . And it is NEVER addressed. Make our national decision makers’ place of work #BoozeFree ! NOW.

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@churchmouse22

3 years

@AlexHawkeMP Listen, bucko. Thanks to your interference, the Ruby Princess docked coz your in-laws were onboard. Get real. You owe the bloody country - especially those whose loved ones died so your rellies could get home from their cruise. Not something we are EVER likely to forget.

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@churchmouse22

5 years

Catholic Church's massive wealth revealed In 2018, SMH conducted an investigation and found the Catholic Church in Australia is conservatively worth $30 billion. Property value bigger than Westfield. Westfield!

Catholic Church's massive wealth revealed

The Catholic Church in Australia is worth tens of billions of dollars and massively wealthier than it has claimed in inquiries into child sexual abuse.

www.smh.com.au

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@churchmouse22

3 years

My friend, Leanne, died of septicaemia. After funeral, some peeps came back to our place, where I lived with a dear girlfriend. Spare room, so she offered it to drunk boss. During the night, I was fast asleep, waking to find him pinning me down. Raped by my boss. Went to work!

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@churchmouse22

3 years

Gold!

Peter Fox 🦊🦘

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3 years

My question to @ScottMorrisonMP If all you had to do was speak to your wife, why did you waste $190,000 of taxpayer money 18mths ago hiring an empathy consultant?

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3 years

@janine_hendry PM Bob Hawke fronted a hostile mob of 45,000. Copped it. He persisted. He stayed among the mob on Parliament House steps. Listened. Made changes to budget. Oh, the comparisons will be delicious. #HeWontShow #MinisterForMen - @MarisePayne

How union boss Bob won ag's respect with economic reforms

Bob Hawke led economic changes warmly endorsed by the farm sector.

www.farmonline.com.au

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@churchmouse22

5 years

Can electorates demand the government’s sacking? Can we all storm the governor general’s place? I’m free most days.

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@churchmouse22

3 years

After a solid week bed, I could be off to hospital shortly. Suspected viral meningitis. Off painkillers to see what’s what. Poor husband is a carrier. He has Mollaret’s meningitis - comes and bloody goes. Trying hard not to take up a bed, or bring the old Covid home.

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(3) Hospitalised with very low BP at 17. Doctor Baird moved me from one ward to one with old ladies. The ladies spoke to Mum. She just ran out and came back with Dad. ** I am shaking writing this. It happened 43 years ago ** The ladies told them the doc came several times a day.

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5 years

@flickafaida Those boys went with a mission. The culprit ended up on the floor. There was a loud collective gasp as it happened, but Grace just walked away. Didn’t happen again!

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@churchmouse22

4 years

Teenage boy catches more than 100 fish by hand to save them from drought Bless. He’s doing more for the environment than the LNP ever has.

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@churchmouse22

4 years

Wow! God really is getting angry! Australia must tax the churches. Brian Houston boasting of the “miracle” of “God opening the door” so Hillsong could buy three luxury floors in a Manhattan building. The son of a paedo, Houston refuses to join the sex abuse redress scheme. Farque

💧Peter Stiphout

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No more religious exemptions: Montreal is taxing churches

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1 year

Follow this man. It’s a must, tweeps. His name is Ahmed, but it’s pronounced Hope. 😘

Professor Ahmed Hankir

@ahmedhankir

1 year

4 hours into a 12 hour night shift in Emergency Psychiatry & still going strong 💪 Absolutely love my job. Such a huge honour to provide care to patients with mental health problems. 30 minute break to replenish fluids & back to the frontline I return! Wishing you all the best.

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3 years

Wow! NEVER EXPECTED THIS! @smh congratulations.

@March4JusticeAU

@march4justiceau

3 years

Goodness look at tomorrow's SMH. #march4justice

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3 years

Top two trends today? @MrKRudd and #ThanksKevin . This is DEMOCRACY! Even if you share a picture of an otter today - or a capybara, or anything else - please, please, please remember to put #ThanksKevin on every tweet and retweet. Get the feels that today the worm is turning 🤗

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3 years

Hale private boys’ school in Perth received more than $7m in jobkeeper. ⁦ @MaralynParker ⁩ ⁦ @JaneCaro ⁩

Hale private boys’ school in Perth received more than $7m in jobkeeper

Government subsidies were second-largest source of income for school in 2020, which declared a surplus of $8.31m and offered discounts to parents

www.theguardian.com

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3 years

@R101Nick @ScottMorrisonMP Oh, wise man. Yes, but I’ll DM everyone who needs a quick fix.

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2 years

“Oh, non! No more …” “So, he boasted skilled welders taught him to … weld, but it blew up in his face!” “Not go well, then?” “No, you fool! IT BLEW UP IN HIS FACE! Poof! Flash of light, this far from his face…” “But he had the visor!” “Best bit! He lifted it to weld 🤣🤣🤣.”

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3 years

The conspiracy to protect Christian Porter | Red Flag Never read this publication before, but THIS 👇🏼 is beyond excellent. Cuts thru the crap.

The conspiracy to protect Christian Porter | Red Flag

The attorney-general has been accused of rape, and the government is doing its best to make sure it has no material impact on the functioning of Australian politics whatsoever. The message is...

redflag.org.au

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3 years

@barbpar @Dehler45 @ScottMorrisonMP Nah... I’ll go it alone. I don’t want all my brand-new followers in jail with me. Just remember to write ...

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4 years

It’s a total farce. Wonder if there’s a support group for former employees. It’d be so interesting to be a fly on the wall.

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@churchmouse22

3 years

Ever had a bucket of water thrown over you? 😱 Mum saw me drawing on the driveway with chalk. Ran to fill bucket. “KATHRYN! You will not draw male genitalia on the driveway!” Was too shocked to tell her it was Mr Squiggles’ rocket.

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3 years

Just had an amazing chat with neighbour. She is awfully busy, working from home. Chatted about all n sundry, then she had to go prepare for a Zoom meeting, and still had three podcasts to script and record for Monday. Sad she can’t volunteer at Powerhouse Museum tho. She is 96.

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5 years

Well, I have shopped my last at Harvey Fcuking Norman.

Ray

@Ballyurra

5 years

"You are helping a whole heap of no-hopers to survive for no good reason. They are just a drag on the whole community." - Gerry Harvey

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@churchmouse22

3 years

Hmmmm. I feel @abcnews Jane Norman and Andrew Probyn are delivering us a lecture.

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1 year

This is a thread that really needs a read. Want a very human perspective on #UluruStatement - one that’s not being tossed about in an argument at a political level? For big cut-through on on the banter, please read. Thank you, Doc Lou. ♥️

Dr Louise Hansen 🌷🕊

@drlouisehansen

1 year

So I’m voting for Uluru. For the Statement from the Heart. For the unfinished business. For the men, women and children in detention. For the families experiencing intergenerational trauma. For my own trauma growing up in a silent Australia. #UluruStatement

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@churchmouse22

2 years

Doctors reveal they warned Australia’s governments to secure rapid antigen tests. Of bleeding course they did! Reckless endangerment.

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@churchmouse22

3 years

Seriously, you can’t make this shit up. Hanging out for the book of #ScottyFromKindy ’s time in his orifice. Then the movie on Comedy Channel. Benny Hill coulda played Scotty and Michael Crawford, Christian Porter. Hey, they’re both narcissistic enough to want to play themselves!

Paul Karp

@Paul_Karp

3 years

Labor questions why 13 destinations for half-price flights are marginal seats #auspol #planerorts

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@churchmouse22

4 years

@Peter_Fitz @adambedders says his 5 year old has made himself the local virus warden. Over the fence to neighbour: ‘JEAN YOU NEED TO GO INSIDE’ ‘Okay I will in a minute’ ‘YOU’RE OLD AND THERE’S A VIRUS’ ‘I’m not that old thank you’ ‘HOW OLD ARE YOU JEAN?’ ‘I’m 68.’ ‘THAT IS NEARLY 70 JEAN.’

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@churchmouse22

3 years

Well, here’s a corker for us jaded Tweeps 👇🏼

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@churchmouse22

5 years

Catholic church to use late Ballarat bishop's estate to help victims of abuse And here’s me thinking there’s a vow of poverty for priests. Or is that just for nuns. Millionaire priest, go figure.

Catholic church to use late Ballarat bishop's estate to help victims of abuse

Ronald Mulkearns, who bequeathed $2.1m to be used by the current bishop, was blamed for allowing paedophile priests to continue operating in Victoria

www.theguardian.com

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@churchmouse22

3 years

I woke this morning to no husband. He often goes AWOL. Sent text requesting rough whereabouts, and got this lovely picture. He rang ambo himself and was admitted immediately. Meningitis. Again. Got a blast from me for letting me sleep. How’s your morning so far?

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@churchmouse22

3 years

@JulianAndrew63 @LadyPoop2 He doesn’t ‘come from’ the shire. He was parachuted in to participate in rigging the Cook candidature result. Michael Towke won 80 votes to Morrison’s eight, who was cut first round. Then Rupert stirred up trouble for Towke thru toe rag Tele. Towke won defamation. Morrison is PM.

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@churchmouse22

5 years

The Catholic Church documented Ridsdale’s offending in the 1950s, while he attended the seminary. They knew. For six decades they knew there was a cluster bomb among their putrid ranks.

Reference Group 🎀

@Smartcairns11

5 years

Catholic Church admits liability for paedophile Gerald Ridsdale's crimes. Compensation expected to be in millions. @snapnetwork @endclergyabuse @marie_col @BBC @NBC #AUSPOL via @theage

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@churchmouse22

4 years

Okay. The burning question: If a federal election were held next weekend and, in an ideal universe, these were the candidates, what’s your vote?

Scott Morrison

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@churchmouse22

4 years

I’m sure every single Australian will think this so heartwarming. Especially the 700 families who call a charred block ‘home’. Could @ScottMorrisonMP be any more callous and inappropriate?

iDrew

@Narunggaman

4 years

Christmas party for Parliament House while so much of the rest of Australia suffers ! 😡😡😡 Morrison plays Santa in a merry start to festive season break

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@churchmouse22

4 years

@MelissaLDavey Try this social-distancing message. Seems to have cut-through.

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@churchmouse22

3 years

Essential poll: Morrison’s approval takes a hit from female voters while remaining unchanged with men. Now, what does this tell you? Ladies, we’re on our own.

Essential poll: Morrison’s approval takes a hit from female voters while remaining unchanged with...

Majority of voters support a range of actions to address gender inequality but there is still some division between women and men

www.theguardian.com

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@churchmouse22

3 years

@gruntat @chaser That list of rorts they have is priceless. Found it! The full list has 902 points. If you’re that keen, there’s a list at the very end.

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@churchmouse22

5 years

George Pell and Father Bob Maguire: The man that clashed with the Cardinal | Daily Telegraph ⁦ @Joe_Hildebrand ⁩ what a brilliant story! Fr Bob is a legend. Can you imagine the world if he was pope? That’s a world I’d like to call home. Thanks, Joe.

The man that clashed with George Pell

I seem to keep speaking to Father Bob Maguire in the shadow of Cardinal George Pell.

www.dailytelegraph.com.au

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@churchmouse22

3 years

Well, isn’t this just the best? Perfect. 🤗

A Frances Innes

@InnesFrances

3 years

@thespecialbka

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@churchmouse22

4 years

Hillsong. Your tithing made easy.

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@churchmouse22

3 years

** My palms are sweating! ** He circled my bed in curtains and they couldn’t see his feet. The strongest memory is my beautiful father yelling at hospital staff who said he could not take me home. They wrote to everyone, but doc now has a thriving specialised health business.

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@churchmouse22

2 years

@stevejco @Kristie00374988 “…lazy, juvenile and overly competitive with no sense for ‘digging in the dirt’.” A seasoned Canberra press gallery journalist summarising the current crop of gallery dwellers who, no doubt, will remain wilfully ignorant.

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@churchmouse22

3 years

@RonniSalt @MifWhy Middle one says “I’m a dick” and the last one corroborates it.

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@churchmouse22

4 years

This is outstanding!!! Biro on beer coaster. Extraordinary. 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

Michael Barling

@michael_barling

4 years

First piece of work that our Liam received a prize for AND got paid for. It's blue biro on beer coaster. I find the message open to interpretation. #auspol #wherethebloodyhellareya #Smoko

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@churchmouse22

4 years

Karen Ridge named as woman who tried to pull down Aboriginal flag as husband sacked from McDonald's | Daily Mail Online McDonald’s! Thank you. I’m buying a Big Mac tomorrow. Swift action is so yesterday, so thank you for the speed.

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