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Knoxville, TN
Joined March 2012
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@chet_hanks_gf
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7 years
I 100% support & adore this family/marriage bc they don't boast abt stupid shit AND they're real af AND they're beautiful. just thank u.
@mikaylashocks
MAMA SHOCKS
7 years
8.5.2017 🌿
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@chet_hanks_gf
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6 months
Nye did me dirty. Gonna be a good one.
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@chet_hanks_gf
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5 months
Titty Monday or something
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@chet_hanks_gf
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22 days
Before n after 7 bravazzis in the sun who wants to drink my sweat
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@chet_hanks_gf
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26 days
Where I’m tweeting from
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@chet_hanks_gf
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7 years
I just can't fathom how Christians can do something SO hateful, then incorporate Jesus' name like it makes them pure
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Just a reminder, customers/people like this REALLY exist. LOVE IS LOVE. 🌈
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@chet_hanks_gf
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8 years
#GrowingUpInTennessee Never understanding the appeal of Gatlinburg, but going anyway
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@chet_hanks_gf
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6 years
I don’t wear green but kiss me anyway 🍀
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@chet_hanks_gf
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4 months
Anyway here’s hot girl pix
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@chet_hanks_gf
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1 month
Dick pills >>>>
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@chet_hanks_gf
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9 years
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@chet_hanks_gf
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5 years
Gatlinburg, Tennessee 😍
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@chet_hanks_gf
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2 years
@xalliepie @bailey_hicks_ @MonaeThaDoll @aurora_cibrian I didn’t even notice the extra kid omgggggg
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@chet_hanks_gf
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1 month
Shmeat vs LA
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1 month
mcloven vs brianna🥸
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@chet_hanks_gf
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2 months
Here I’m back
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@chet_hanks_gf
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8 years
Still geeked from this.
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@chet_hanks_gf
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5 months
73° in Florida I’ll take it
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@chet_hanks_gf
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2 months
Not gonna stop posting this dress
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26 days
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@chet_hanks_gf
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2 months
GN(:
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@chet_hanks_gf
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6 years
One day I’m gonna wake up, put on my $700 Versace silk robe, skip breakfast, kiss my priceless heirloom statue of Andy Warhol, take the dog to the groomer, go to brunch with daddy, do 3 lines of coke, then have a glass of Chateau Petrus while curling up with some Jane Austen.
@cameronabella
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6 years
One day I’m gonna wake up, put on my scrubs, make breakfast, kiss my hubby bye, take the kiddos to school, go to hot yoga after work, then have a glass of wine while my kiddos are playing with the golden retrievers in the backyard and life will be good
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@chet_hanks_gf
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6 years
I’m actually so irate I’m crying hahahahaha what the actual fuck is wrong with the south? How have more people not learned that hate CAN NOT fuel a country??? Do y’all even watch the news? I’m 1000% convinced most Marsha supporters only voted red cause their racist papaw said to
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@chet_hanks_gf
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4 years
me: where do all these really deep bruises come from wtf i literally don’t get off the couch also me:
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@chet_hanks_gf
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9 months
Giving sexy librarian, giving funeral chic. giving look who my lawyer is dawg I’m goin to jail
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@chet_hanks_gf
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4 months
Neon signs n fake ivy!!
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@chet_hanks_gf
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2 years
@Tlae3 @rahsh33m How is no one else in the comments talking about this?! Panic attacks look like this. Derealization sets in and you do not think about consequences or even feel like you’re in any control of yourself. I would know exactly what to say so quickly, it makes me sad more folks don’t.
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@chet_hanks_gf
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8 months
Girls can look rly hot for ween as a treat
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@chet_hanks_gf
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6 years
She look like the best money that I ever spent
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@chet_hanks_gf
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5 months
I JUST CHECKED MY LAST DM FROM HIM that I never opened N ITS A PEANUS !
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@chet_hanks_gf
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10 days
Faves folder
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@chet_hanks_gf
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5 years
how much for a gram of genuine human connection
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4 years
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7 years
@RAMRANTS I’m not saying he is or isn’t a predator, but this article is clearly more about politics, than raising awareness abt Biden. He is a Trump supporter, and his intentions do not seem to line up, after bringing POTUS into the picture @ the end of this thread.
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@chet_hanks_gf
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6 years
We love a bold king?
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@chet_hanks_gf
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6 years
Hi folks
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@chet_hanks_gf
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6 years
I was not made to be subtle
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@chet_hanks_gf
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5 months
iPhone 15 camera makes everything so dark, I miss 13 Pro Max
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@chet_hanks_gf
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9 months
I just hope both teams had fun
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@chet_hanks_gf
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6 years
Can a gal be cute real quick?
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@chet_hanks_gf
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8 years
All boys do is lie and say wyd
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@chet_hanks_gf
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8 months
TL sleep?
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@chet_hanks_gf
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3 months
Sjsjsjskjsjskskss showed my tits at the bar twice and got a crowd chanting for another round. Bouncer comes over and says “my manager says you gotta stop… they are nice though”
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@chet_hanks_gf
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6 years
It’s only my third day out here ion know🤷🏻‍♀️
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@chet_hanks_gf
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3 years
❤️‍🔥🌞🫀👋🏼
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@chet_hanks_gf
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6 months
looking cute today ngl
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9 years
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@chet_hanks_gf
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4 years
make em say LA
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@chet_hanks_gf
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1 year
Can girls even post ass anymore ?
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@chet_hanks_gf
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18 days
I half made out w her once
@mrs_homewrecker
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19 days
Many doinks later
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@chet_hanks_gf
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6 years
That July lighting 🌞👙
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@chet_hanks_gf
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4 years
I got broken up with today because my mental illness is too much. That's literally why I haven't dated in 100 years and refuse to let people in. As if I needed the reassurance.
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@chet_hanks_gf
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6 years
@abdullahtwinkie MAYBE CAUSE HE AINT LOOKED UP FROM HIS PHONE IN YEARS LMAO MAKE HIM GO OUTSIDE OR SOMETHIN DAMN HAHAHAH
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@chet_hanks_gf
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7 years
Will never take Karns 4 granted 💕
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@chet_hanks_gf
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2 years
O’charleys should be cigs inside
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@chet_hanks_gf
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6 years
I curled my hair for the first time ever 2nite
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@chet_hanks_gf
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4 years
enjoyed looking at my face today so y’all just gon have 2 deal w it
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@chet_hanks_gf
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1 month
Breaking up with a kind, 6’5 green-eyed man who makes an amount of money I didn’t even know they let people make…. because I hate Florida :(
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@chet_hanks_gf
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7 years
I just don't understand how u can tuck ur neck into ur collar
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@chet_hanks_gf
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1 year
My “marriage if we’re still single by 35 pact” is with a guy who just keeps getting hotter. I’m winning
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@chet_hanks_gf
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6 years
Still my favorite Facebook post of all time
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@chet_hanks_gf
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8 years
But I was feeling my look pretty hard, ya know?
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@chet_hanks_gf
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6 years
Sunsets here are gas, but I have yet to get a pic of a storm rolling in. Half of the range will be sunny & blue skies and then you can’t even SEE the other half cause of the thicc rain.
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@chet_hanks_gf
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4 years
@alicesparklykat @camwhiteastro but it’s more comfortable to just keep putting that off until tomorrow ..
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4 years
tl sleep ??????
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@chet_hanks_gf
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4 years
i finally left the house for a sec ... knoxville rly doesn’t give a damn abt a virus huh
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@chet_hanks_gf
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6 years
luv a good hammy definition
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6 years
my Tesla drove itself away again smh
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@chet_hanks_gf
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5 years
Dating is going great :)
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@chet_hanks_gf
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2 months
I think the most attractive trait in a person is the ability to be curious
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@chet_hanks_gf
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5 years
🗣OUR PRESIDENT DOESNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT OUR NATIONAL PARKS
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5 years
Y’all still wearin bras?!
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@chet_hanks_gf
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4 years
on a date with the first semi normal guy i’ve met in AK & he’s telling me about the $10,000 worth of Hot Wheels cars he has in storage in fairbanks
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@chet_hanks_gf
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6 years
Issa hanky 🤧
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@chet_hanks_gf
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6 years
So my parents got married at 20 and moved to Hawaii ‘cause my dad was in the army. They had me 15 years later, long after moving back to TN. Today, a couple eating in the restaurant I work at, came up to me and was like “you look just like a woman I used to know years ago...”
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@chet_hanks_gf
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6 years
I’m just gonna come out n say it: I’m destined for greatness. I’m stuck in slow motion right now, but I’m gonna have a positive impact on this world one day.
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6 years
Eatin good, feelin better ☯️🌱🌀
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6 years
Drunk inna jumpsuit szn
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6 years
THEY DID NOT HAVE TO MAKE ELASTIGIRL THAT THICK LMAOOO
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5 years
:)
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4 months
Partly cloudy #MeateorologyReport
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@chet_hanks_gf
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6 years
Thank you for your energy and soul. Your sense of self, and hope for a better world. Your humor and openness. I’m praying for your friends and family because lord knows you loved them. Say hey to Coger for us.
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5 months
I’m hard
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Is that a Bills jacket he wearing? Is this how they eat at NFL tailgates in New York?!
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6 years
And proceeded to tell me my parents’ names and how much they adored them while being stationed together. This couple didn’t know my name, much less that they ended up having a child, but recognized me just by how my Mama looked last time they saw her (my age now). Life’s CRAZY!!!
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@chet_hanks_gf
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6 years
Oh she blond
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@chet_hanks_gf
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4 years
hey @ hooters ... i still got it
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@chet_hanks_gf
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6 years
All talk, y’all don’t want us.
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@chet_hanks_gf
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6 years
I know u didn’t order anything but ur bein served anyway 💅🏼🔮
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@chet_hanks_gf
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4 years
just gonna start a new adventure thread
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2 years
Uppies??
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@chet_hanks_gf
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4 months
We landed on the moon today for the first time since 1972! (the US) and I just figured there would be more hullabaloo abt it?
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4 years
u letting her make u a pizza? y/n
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1 year
Finding fathers >>> founding fathers
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@chet_hanks_gf
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4 years
HE WANTSSSSS ITTTT 🗣🗣🗣🗣
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