Alanah Pearce @Charalanahzard Twitter profile

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Alanah Pearce

1 year

~pinned tweet~ IG: Gaming YT: Second YT: Twitch: Twitch VODs: Patreon: Tiktok: FB:

Hi, I'm Alanah Pearce, I'm a video game writer living in California. This channel is all about games, news, entertainment, and HOT TAKES (not really). Legal note: I am a long-term contract writer at...

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Alanah Pearce

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4 years

That’s awfully fucking Imperial of you, Disney.

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Disney has started to remove Baby Yoda GIFs across the internet due to fear of copyright issues.

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Alanah Pearce

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1 year

oh my god

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Alanah Pearce

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3 years

Hi everyone. I’m finally allowed to announce my new job... as a video game writer at @SonySantaMonica , who you probably as the studio who make God of War. I am so, SO proud to be a part of this incredible team 😭❤️.

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Alanah Pearce

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2 years

you’re telling me he got in one little fight and everyone got scared????

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Alanah Pearce

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4 years

Probably one of the best messages I’ve ever received. My dad beat cancer 🤍.

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Alanah Pearce

@Charalanahzard

3 years

if ur going to a new year’s eve party tonight ur mom’s a hoe

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Alanah Pearce

@Charalanahzard

4 years

To the girls out there getting into gaming: I want you to know you could work in games for 9yrs, be on 4 gaming podcasts per week, play all day every day, and still be told you aren't a real gamer. The people who say this are, to put it politely, objectively fucking stupid <3

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Alanah Pearce

@Charalanahzard

3 years

@NICKIMINAJ when u get an STI and don’t want ur girl to know

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Alanah Pearce

@Charalanahzard

4 years

🏳️‍🌈

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Alanah Pearce

@Charalanahzard

4 years

As a foreigner living in America, I’ve noticed a culture of ‘doing things for other people makes you weak.’ Like, it seems being considerate of the sick or the elderly is looked down upon, because caring is for losers and you should only want to get yours. It’s really something.

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4 years

Florida Anti-Maskers invade a Target. They think it’s funny...

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Alanah Pearce

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5 years

A guy just cut in front of me in a line at TwitchCon and I called him out on it, and he immediately responded with “how many subscribers do you even have?” Y I K E S

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Alanah Pearce

@Charalanahzard

9 years

Sometimes young boys on Facebook send me rape threats, so I've started telling their mothers. http://t.co/0Cbs81eXiE

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Alanah Pearce

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5 years

Terrible casting, Nathan Drake isn’t blonde.

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5 years

Gordon Ramsay: Uncharted (2019)

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Alanah Pearce

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5 years

You only have one life. Keep it simple: • miss someone – call them • love someone – tell them • have questions – ask • want something – try • feel hurt – sacrifice the unborn to curse your enemies and their kin • like something – share it • hate something – ignore it

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Alanah Pearce

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1 year

I surprised my parents by paying off their mortgage today and I don’t think I’ll ever top that as the proudest moment of my life.

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Alanah Pearce

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4 years

I condemn white supremacy. damn that was easy to say

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Alanah Pearce

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3 years

If your dislike of a fictional character genuinely makes you want to harass the actor who played them, maybe stop to consider that it means they’ve done such a fantastic job that you’ve somehow forgotten a real person exists behind their performance. And also you need therapy.

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Alanah Pearce

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2 years

I will never get over how frequently Americans tell me they’re too scared to visit Australia because of the animals, meanwhile my Australian family is hesitant to visit the US because of the shootings.

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Alanah Pearce

@Charalanahzard

3 months

There’s no way The Sopranos could get made in today’s society. They’d force a whole plot about a mob boss with ~anxiety~ going to therapy, both of his kids would be SJWs in interracial relationships, and there’d be a whole season about a gay mobster’s relationship struggles 🙄.

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Alanah Pearce

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3 years

This is my first ever Dev Team shirt and I am *very* proud. HAPPY GOD OF WAR: RAGNAROK TRAILER DAY, EVERYONE 😁!

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Alanah Pearce

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2 years

not me having a nervous breakdown any time a video game has two paths and i don’t know which path leads to collectibles and which path leads to story content that might prevent me from going back and getting the collectibles rip

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Alanah Pearce

@Charalanahzard

4 years

is this what having a boner feels like

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@TheBatman

4 years

Robert Pattinson is #TheBatman . Watch the #DCFandome Teaser Trailer now.

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Alanah Pearce

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2 years

i just got in an elevator with a kid who was holding a pizza and i was like “hell yeah dude, nice choice” and he was like “nothing goes better with video games” and i think that one exchange has succeeded all interactions i have had with adults in the entirety of last three years

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Alanah Pearce

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2 years

this may be one of the worst brand tweets i have ever read

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@EA

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They’re a 10 but they only like playing single-player games

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Alanah Pearce

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5 years

@stclairashley Please note: you’re mocking someone for being happy about something. I wouldn’t date someone who thinks the way you’ve illustrated that you do in this tweet. I would date someone who’s so passionate about something it makes them emotional.

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Alanah Pearce

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8 months

it me, uncredited “gamer” lol

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Gamer proves you can fly directly to a planet without fast travel, it just takes 7 hours

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Alanah Pearce

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3 years

This is absolutely infuriating.

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Alanah Pearce

@Charalanahzard

4 years

About 50% of the Internet has decided I have been paid off by Sony and the other 50% of the Internet has decided I have been paid off by Xbox and I’m just here in my tiny studio apartment with my broken AC wondering when THOSE DAMN CHEQUES ARE GONNA ARRIVE!?!?

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Alanah Pearce

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3 years

this is honestly the best dating advice I’ve ever read

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Alanah Pearce

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2 years

Okay I have never done a “lol somebody blocked me!!!” tweet before but I actually cackled.

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Alanah Pearce

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4 years

wow new animal crossing really isn’t playing around

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Alanah Pearce

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5 years

I would be shocked if anything beats 'men accidentally but very openly admitting they're so bad in bed that no woman enthusiastically enjoys having sex with them' as Best Twitter Controversy of 2019.

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Alanah Pearce

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2 years

new hair who dis

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Alanah Pearce

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2 years

tonight i told a man i work for playstation and he said “oh they’re still making games?” 😭

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Alanah Pearce

@Charalanahzard

1 year

1. I love almost every Pokémon game - they’re fun/engaging in a whole bunch of ways and I genuinely have a great time. 2. It is inexcusable how poorly Pokémon games run (and how dated they look), especially considering Pokémon is the single highest grossing franchise of all time.

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Alanah Pearce

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3 years

you vs the guy she told you not to worry about

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Alanah Pearce

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3 years

this is the most satisfying exchange of my life

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Alanah Pearce

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2 years

God of War Ragnarök has officially GONE GOLD 🙌🏻 (and we got new dev team hoodies to celebrate 😁). I am so, so excited for you all to play it!

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Alanah Pearce

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3 years

...holy shit

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2 years

A contractor just came to my apartment and was like “Oh, so you have kids? Is that why there’s all this batman stuff?” ha ha yes it is for the children

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Alanah Pearce

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5 years

wow another great revelation from J.K. Rowling

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Alanah Pearce

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3 years

nice nice nice nice

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Alanah Pearce

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4 years

Wakanda forever.

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Alanah Pearce

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4 years

My one big goal for this year was to finish one of the various pieces of fiction I’ve been writing forever (legit, I’ve been writing books since I learned to write), by my birthday. It’s my birthday. I fuckin finished it... but just a first draft OK DON’T @ ME.

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Alanah Pearce

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2 years

LIFE IS SACRED 😡 unless that life ends up being shot with a gun in which case thoughts and prayers 🥰

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Alanah Pearce

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5 years

this just fucked up my whole day

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Alanah Pearce

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2 years

It’s my birthday today, so I bought myself an extra special birthday gift. Welcome to the family, Banjo ❤️. #adopted

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Alanah Pearce

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3 years

I just wanted to let you all know that Keanu Reeves has played characters named: Johnny Silverhand, John Wick, John Constantine, Johnny Utah, Johnny Mnemonic, Jonathan Harker, John Wall, and Don John. Ok thank you have a good night.

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Alanah Pearce

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4 years

A man just aggressively coughed at me because I, a person who is immunocompromised and has respiratory problems, moved several steps wide of him as he was walking towards me (without a mask). So that’s where we’re at now, I guess. Cool cool cool.

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Alanah Pearce

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5 years

For those asking, I’m opting not to talk about Blizzcon announcements in support of Blitzchung (if they unban him, I’m good) & HK. I’m happy for teams who worked on these projects, but the public’s pivot from ‘bad Blizzard!’ to ‘nevermind, GOOD BLIZZARD!’ is mighty uncomfortable.

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Alanah Pearce

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3 years

Into The Spider-Verse is a perfect film feel free to reply if u disagree xx

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Alanah Pearce

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2 years

CAN SOMEBODY JUST BUY KONAMI FOR US PLEASE THANK YOU

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Alanah Pearce

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4 years

I think I’m gay now

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Alanah Pearce

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3 years

i would like to formally apologise for *checks notes* trying to see clearly

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Alanah Pearce

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1 year

these mfers saying “the matrix is real” the second they get held accountable for being dickbags is so goddamn funny to me

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Alanah Pearce

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2 years

I think killing people should be against the law

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Alanah Pearce

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4 years

If you’re getting next-gen consoles this month and you’re in a position to do this, I HIGHLY recommend reaching out to a local hospital to donate your old hardware. In my experience they’re VERY appreciative, since they usually have pretty outdated machines, if any at all ❤️.

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Alanah Pearce

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4 years

💅🏻

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Alanah Pearce

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4 years

Human rights are more important than video games. This is not up for discussion.

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Alanah Pearce

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4 years

Fall Guys is fantastic and if you’re review bombing it because an indie studio made a multiplayer game that is SO GOOD that everyone wants to play it to the extent that their servers are having some trouble supporting the VERY HIGH demand, you suck a bit 💕.

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Alanah Pearce

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3 years

Something clearly VERY IMPORTANT that I need to address: video game writers are, in fact, on the dev team. Thank you for your time.

Alanah Pearce

@Charalanahzard

3 years

This is my first ever Dev Team shirt and I am *very* proud. HAPPY GOD OF WAR: RAGNAROK TRAILER DAY, EVERYONE 😁!

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Alanah Pearce

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3 years

Happy 10th birthday, Uncharted 3 💙!

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Alanah Pearce

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5 years

One of the best scenes in any Star Wars movie, change my mind.

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This scene still gives me chills to this day.

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Alanah Pearce

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3 years

about 30% of you are officially banned from using the phrase “avoid it like the plague” because we may as well have a plague and it turns out you didn’t avoid shit

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Alanah Pearce

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3 years

i’m in this post and i don’t like it

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Alanah Pearce

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4 years

Both my dad and step dad are in and out of hospital dealing with cancer right now and I swear to god if you assholes who spout ‘UGH IT’S EXAGGERATED SELF-ISOLATION IS DUMB’ start getting sick and taking hospital beds away from them I’m going to throw you into the fucking sea.

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Alanah Pearce

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2 years

Way too many of y’all watch YouTubers who are *trying* to make you angry. They turn one tweet they don’t like into a 10 minute angry rant because making you mad is very engaging and thus makes them money, but it’s also just straight up bad for your health. Get outta there.

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Alanah Pearce

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2 years

pleased to confirm that i am not dating every male friend i ever hang out with but thank you for your ongoing concern

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Alanah Pearce

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5 years

so do you think his co-stars felt “alienated and upset” when he sent them dead rats and used condoms or nah

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Suicide Squad's Jared Leto reportedly felt "alienated and upset" when Warner Bros. decided to move ahead with a solo Joker film starring Joaquin Phoenix.

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Alanah Pearce

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4 years

boys are so cute when they flirt 🥰

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Alanah Pearce

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4 years

yeah ugh same hate it when this happens to me so annoying

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The Witcher's costume designer says Henry Cavill's muscles constantly wore down the leather on his costumes to the point of replacement.

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Alanah Pearce

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4 years

dear men, what’s preventing you from looking like this?

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Alanah Pearce

@Charalanahzard

4 years

PSA: Any of the calories you consume tonight don’t count. Treat yo self.

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Alanah Pearce

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4 years

Please stop acting like you’d even accept it if Black America “peacefully protested.” They tried silently kneeling and you lost your fucking minds.

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5 months

im not gonna out him but a certain (popular) content creator drunkenly texted me in full baby speak asking if i could feed him mommy milkers and change his diaper i did not respond

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What’s craziest thing a man has ever said to you while trying to flirt?

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Alanah Pearce

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3 years

Aside from the ones I got for being hired in the first place, I think this is my first game-dev-related abusive message. I’VE FINALLY BEEN INITIATED, LOOK AT ME GO! 🎉

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Alanah Pearce

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5 years

Got in a car accident today because my driver was texting. Everyone’s okay, but I can’t get it out of my head that the car we hit had a baby in it. It easily could’ve been much worse. Don’t text and drive. The road changes in a matter of seconds, your texts aren’t going anywhere.

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Alanah Pearce

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3 years

who could have guessed that the free market only cares about the rich wow never saw this coming what a staggering revelation

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Alanah Pearce

@Charalanahzard

1 year

I mean this in the least polite way possible: fuck Nazis and fuck Hitler and fuck anyone who would defend either.

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Alanah Pearce

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2 months

i can’t believe they made tifa even hotter what a time to be alive

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Alanah Pearce

@Charalanahzard

3 years

I just want you all to know that I do not give a single fuck what difficulty you like to play video games on, I only care that you play them and enjoy them and share your positive experiences with them because video games are, in fact, wonderful. Thank you for your time.

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Alanah Pearce

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3 years

all i’m saying is if you genuinely think the up-scaled gorilla would ever beat the NUCLEAR-POWERED GIANT LIZARD MONSTER in a fight then i fundamentally don’t understand you as a person

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Alanah Pearce

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4 years

I feel like I keep needing to remind people: Cyberpunk 2077 is not an FPS. It is an RPG. 👏🏻CYBERPUNK 2077 IS AN RPG👏🏻

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Alanah Pearce

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3 years

chris pratt to voice motoko kusanagi in the upcoming ghost in the shell anime

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Alanah Pearce

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2 years

It was an absolute honour to get to present @stevenspohn the @Official_GDC Ambassador Award last night. Steve is the best of us ❤️.

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Alanah Pearce

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5 years

I see the ‘don’t wear game shirts to E3, losers!’ brigade is back. As someone who was told by people I looked up to that I HAD to stop wearing game merch when I started in the industry, I am here to tell you it’s bullshit. Wear your colours. Have fun. Be excited. VIDEO GAMES ❤️.

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Alanah Pearce

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4 years

im pretty sure i just got fucking owned

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Alanah Pearce

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1 year

Nick Offerman, holy shit.

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2 years

try finger but hole

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Alanah Pearce

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4 years

hey george u up

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Alanah Pearce

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3 years

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring is a Christmas movie.

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Alanah Pearce

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4 years

Here’s the literal most important Halo Infinite tidbit I managed to get today that I can’t help but notice nobody else is reporting on: 343 confirmed that Brutes can pick up and throw Grunts at you during combat.

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Alanah Pearce

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1 year

I finally got my green card 🥹

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Alanah Pearce

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3 years

This talking point has been repeated for books, music, movies, TV shows, and video games since the mediums existed and continues to be both unfounded and boring, but I have to ask: WHICH GROWN ASS PARENT IS LETTING THEIR KIDS WATCH SQUID GAME!?

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'Squid Game' might foster a generation of violent bullies: expert

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Alanah Pearce

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3 years

@Jack_Septic_Eye One time someone messaged one of my family members saying they were an old work colleague of mine who found my “GameBoy” at “the office” and asked for my address to send it to me. Thankfully family member didn’t fall for it, but the entire thing was made up to get my details.

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Alanah Pearce

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3 years

does anyone know her @

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3 years

me after 2 minutes of interacting with any printer ever

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