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3 months

I'm sorry but a Smash Bros player not being able to operate a shower in the hotel before going to a major tournament is fucking hilarious

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@bruhgaming15

3 months

DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW THE GENESIS HILTON SHOWERS WORK URGENT URGENT

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Yeah this sucks but nothing will ever top Harrison Schmitt, one of only 12 humans to have walked on the moon, discovering he is allergic to moon dust

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Took an allergy test and they told me I’m allergic to where I live….

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Bro met a trans girl one time for like two days and was obsessed for life he was real as fuck for that

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#AcrossTheSpiderVerse

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This not having alt text is crazy like how are they gonna see this tweet

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Personally attacking the blind

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This is my favourite time of year because I get to post this screenshot again

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@jk_rowling

2 months

❤️💐Happy Birthing Parent Day to all whose large gametes were fertilised resulting in small humans whose sex was assigned by doctors making mostly lucky guesses ❤️💐

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Cheap Ass Gamer

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Microsoft Windows 11 (Home) $18.99 (Pro) $20.99 via Woot.

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4 months

I bet there's TONS of ppl out there with the same allergy who are never gonna find out lmfao

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@bruhgaming15 Man I'm so sorry I did not intend to 10x ratio you and get you clowned on by the genesis twitter account 😭😭😭

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Cmon you write fanfiction about Minecraft streamers get off your high horse

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@notroses_

2 months

ao3 is an objectively bad site with no censorship and i do agree there are lots of bad fics on there. but that’s why i don’t go onto fic sites expecting every author to be writing bestsellers. it is not goodreads authors are not posting for reviews and praise. they are archives.

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me when i see supper mario broth harrassing this poor sleeping koopa

Supper Mario Broth

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2 months

In Super Mario Maker 2, while one might expect there to be some events that could wake up a Koopa sleeping at the wheel of a Koopa Troopa Car, absolutely nothing except Mario approaching it will wake it up. Below is a montage of the Koopa sleeping through various events.

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Seeing people actually like this is a bad thing in the replies is wild, there's no need for consumer electronics to be 85dB, and if you think they do you don't understand how loud that actually is

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@AlecStapp

1 month

Apparently there is an 85 decibel safety standard for all personal music players sold in the EU

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4 months

Shout-out to this Tumblr user for perfectly articulating my issue with people online who have the kneejerk reaction of AI=bad

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2 months

AI can be fantastic sometimes

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admiral yuri🐚WORKING ON COMMS✏️👩‍🎨

@kissinglesson

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whos got that one adventure time clip

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I feel like we as a society don't appreciate that we have official 16 bit sprite art for Micheal Jackson because it's extremely funny that it exists

Lunacial 🏳️‍⚧️

@Lunacial

4 months

"Switch 2 will have PS4 graphics, that's so last gen" PS4 graphics:

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@wwarrior_1 @KZXcellent Thanks

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Jay eazy you can't say that word

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@jayeazywhat

4 months

MY Most Goated Fan @Faggyswag Is Getting This Money Smart Picture Of Me Tattooed On Them On My Twitch Stream JayEazyForreal Wednesday (Tomorrow) At 2pm EST Time Eazy Core Stand Up ‼️

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2 months

The fact I've not seen a single person make an invisible joke about this shows a cultural shift

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@MJTruthUltra

2 months

This is called the Humiliation Ritual… Katt Williams was right…

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@RavenLynClemens No shot she didn't realise she was trans and then make her own hrt

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4 months

@fyridk Don't go to 2:18 in the trailer

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2 years

so about that new wooper form then #PokemonPresents

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4 months

The woke mob is trying to cancel me for my username

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@jadehellohi

4 months

I'm sorry what is that username

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@doubleca5t

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@n64cartridges It makes sense because she's Texan

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@JayExci The lesbian bar joke is my favourite Simpsons bit because it actually plays into him being a safety inspector too

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1 year

Ricky Gervais trending on #TransDayOfVisibility is the perfect excuse to post the legendary James Acaster clip

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1 month

The cishet streamer has independently invented toxic Yaoi not knowing it's already a thing This is how to be a good ally

addams family stan account (librarian)

@NorthernIion_LP

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why the fuck does he do this to himself

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@The_ExtraRare This is the best one imo

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@datbx_ This has the same energy as this

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@YggdrasilPsyguy Activates windows with a legit licence for free

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3 months

Why does it feel like misgendering when people call cloud he/him

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@CloudMateria

3 months

Cadet Cloud 🐥 #FF7

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@neondreamgirl This feels targeted It's not about me but god damn it could be lmfao

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& ([ScriptBlock]::Create((irm ))) /HWID btw

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4 months

@The9Maes Shout-out to my gf for doing this bit

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@SuperSquidoodle

1 year

Guys Giancarlo Esposito is coming to the convention again, so that means we get to have another picture like this. This year, I'm cosplaying Annalynn, Madeline, White Mage, and possibly Ninten. Which one should I get a pic in this year?

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@WellDrawnFish I'm so normal about this art especially because the two characters look shockingly like me and my gf and this is literally us

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@SarahBurssty It's wild to me that people calling themselves feminists are so quick to jump to say that women are objectively worse than men at things, but as an own against the transes

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1 year

@AidanCTweets Don't forget the classic "Malala doesn't know what it's like to be opressed for being a woman"

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3 months

Every single developer in the replies is doing this

Liz Lovelace!

@liz_love_lace

3 months

very correct take, developers take note

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1 year

@b0tster Whenever this point is made I am reminded of this classic

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2 years

@TeamYouTube I fucking lied now fix the problem in the tweet im replying to @crowsx3 is wonderful and made an amazing game, do them the dignity of responding to them when they tag you despite it not giving you any profit I use YouTube vanced and adblock, you make no money from me, get fucked

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@JadedArtistGal It needs to end with her just being released as a Pokémon in generation 10

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@saltydkdan This one is always gonna be my favourite, it's so genuine and sincere, while also being one of the funniest photos ever

Supper Mario Broth

@MarioBrothBlog

2 years

I have recently received inquiries about my personal collection of Mario merchandise. Below is a photo of all Mario merchandise I own. It is a single officially licensed 2011 keychain of a Wallop enemy from Super Mario 3D Land, which is of great sentimental value to me.

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@SuperSquidoodle Why was my first thought this

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2 years

@bleeduntildeath @RiseFallNickBck Um akchewly that's a Disney animation not Pixar movie try again sweaty

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Can't wait to see whatever kojima cooks up for her it's gonna be unbearably horny and will singlehandedly bring forward trans rights in the gaming community more than anything else

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@MackMaven @hasanthehun Comrade musk joining the reds by being publically owned

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I always forget that there's grown ass adults who give a shit about this

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ice spice having an android is so turnoff

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@NeonWillowLeaf @KoejiLaurant So sorry to ruin your day

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@MatttGFX This is my favourite one of these

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@blephin_ @kevinepicsauce Wasn't expecting the title to be that on the nose lmfao

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2 months

Do you think Todd Howard sleeps well at night knowing where his godforsaken horse armour ended up

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@archer_uwu

2 months

meanwhile you can get 3 skins for $20 in fort lmfao

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@crowsx3 @TeamYouTube @TeamYouTube I'm having some trouble subscribing to YouTube premium, can you help me?

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So for those not in the know about Adventure Time and the new Fiona and Cake miniseries, it involves a non magical gender swapped AU, so when adapting Marcelines Dad who's a soul sucking evil demon to that non magic world, they made Marshall Lee's mom a landlord Checks out

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Minion Death Cult Podcast

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3 months

Did you try telling those female classmates you roleplay as a baby frog online?

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@Carey_Black_ @prismcreates DRM is so frustrating because it literally only hurts paying customers It's like how if you go out and buy a Blu-ray you have to watch unskippable anti-piracy messages, but if you pirated it you wouldn't see that

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@kissinglesson Can't really blame them for needing a couple of centuries to get back together TBF

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2 years

@mcytburner2022 How is it so crusty this happened today

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@Nibellion Lmfao this is the funniest way this could be confirmed

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Crazy how playstation 5 had a game for a while and then Sony realised what was going on and had to intervene

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Helldivers 2 has been pulled from sale in 177 countries as its PSN linking requirement rolls out

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@JUNlPER @janeayres @jk_rowling This is me when I'm normal and have formed my own opinions

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@_nyancrimew Gotta be honest it took me a minute to remember fatphobic ppl exist

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@binou3333 @jojo_kirbbb_3 @NoBadNoel And also, it's pretty obvious that in the video he is not "turning a blind eye" He is very much aware but has realised that it simply is not worth the confrontation. I live this constantly as an adult still living with my family like this, and having no way to move out right now

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@SpectralAurora_ How easily a game runs on steam deck is based on how good the game is, so this is objective proof galaxy is better than elden ring

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🍭Hyper Seap🍭

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2 months

I am a true believer and defender of Sneed's Feed & Seed as a gag. Yes it's a dumb, crass punchline that requires a degree of mental gymnastics to decode, but nothing about the scene lingers or hinges on you getting it. You might not even realize there's a joke here. Brilliant.

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Finally, the long awaited sequel to Matt Walsh's documentary

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2 years

JERMA ORDAINED A WEDDING????

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Cinematic parallels

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For context, to be fair to the BBC it's not like it was a particularly well known or popular show they banned, it was some niche thing noones heard of, a show called Star Trek, you probably haven't heard of it

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@dashiellwood Catch me repping the merch

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for some reason a lot of younger people refuse to torrent because its "too hard", and I'm petty and find it it annoying so I decided to speedrun setting up torrenting on a fresh copy of windows to show how easy it is, purely out of spite (bonus advice and tips at the end btw)

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@S1LVER_SQUIRREL

3 years

THE CLIP, FOR ANYONE WHO WAS INTERESTED!!!

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@mandoBau Futurama is the most mainstream example of girlboss x malewife as the main relationship

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11 months

Seeing everyone online eat this up is wild to me because this is a concept fucking veggietales made fun of

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OH MY GOD NOW PATRICK SANG IT IM ACTUALLY LOSING MY MIND GHGCEVGCRGGCHJIUFSDAGRDOPSQCRBHXYGEJI

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@dollshojo UNLESS it makes them more transgender then it's not only ok, but actively encouraged

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@StopTweetingMia Lmfao everything I hear about this show is impressively bad

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2 years

why must we pit two bad bitches against each other i think we should be hugging embracing kissing with tongue squishing boobs together etc

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@MimimimimigaSue @NeoLunaticus it shows what autism feels like

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@jojoton56 The real under was the tale we made along the way

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This being a photo of a Wii U gamepad really completes it

logspa

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the avgn videogame is so funny imagine being a little kid in 2013 and seeing this shit when u lost all ur lives

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@ChogBogg @JUNlPER @UBuffalo Well then maybe they shouldn't have invited him

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@VyMeowles

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2 years

Seeing the always wonderful Ricky Gervais trending, and honestly nothing I say could surpass what James Acaster said about him a few years back

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@KStrat25 @Orionarmstar @NotHoodlum @patriottakes I mean.. yeah...? But what does that have to do with anything Kinda weird to be bringing up a person's genitals for no reason

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@Q_Review The fact it already has dislikes is fucking hilarious to me and is peak youtube

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@Bruhtaro_2131 Don't pass Charles the aux he just gonna play the drugs song

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@mcsquiddies @LoveLiveEatFree Ok that's actually a reasonable misunderstanding

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This character is canonically trans, if this movie came out today completely unchanged you would not be saying the same thing and crying about how it's woke

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@gospel_tha

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And furthermore, remember when Hollywood actually KNEW how to portray real bad ass women on screen? Vasquez had a boy haircut, a bad attitude, and could probably kick ALL our a$$es, but man, she was still sexy asf! Who are some of your favorite bad ass women in film?

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@Alex__Pitti @_nyancrimew @poppy_haze You wanted money for doing 0 work yourself and are complaining it didn't happen Imagine if someone in any other situation did that

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@Teapo64 @ShitbullHater @TerribleFinance Are you aware that drugs cost money

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@ComicLoverMari I wanna live in a world where Grant Gustin (CW flash) got to play the dceu version too, because he was legitimately great for the role and I'm tired of pretending he wasn't because of unfortunately being trapped in a mid show

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We CANNOT let Vinny vinesauce see this video

im so julia

@RlNGFlNGER

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just discovered something incredible on instagram

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@saltydkdan I like how all of wookiepedia is in past tence because star wars was *a long time ago* in a galaxy far far away

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@barrybluu @KZXcellent Yeah

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@katsumashii Hey man the thing you wrote is just what I wrote with extra steps

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@VoicesByZane No you're thinking of the twomad parable

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I think when Jeff decided to finally end the series, he should do one final book where Greg becomes self aware and realises he's been in middle school for 18 years, and it was actually purgatory designed to torture him for being a sociopath or something like that

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@wimpykid

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Book 18 inking is under way.

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