i'm tired of pretending that i'm jonking my shit crazy style or hitting it silly style or whatever the frick u freaks enjoy, i am a silly and whimsical creature and this is what i look like, i'm chill asf brah, idc bout nun
on national puppy day; i will eat a bowl of dog food. not because it's puppy day but because, i have been doing it every day for the past 2 years and. i really like it;
yeah i'm yearning. yearning for life changing friendship, yearning for joy and whimsy, yearning for centuries-lasting love, yearning for all that is beautiful in this world. that's okay if u don't get it, i'm just trying my best to enjoy my time on this earth.
im .scared; can u put on the night light and tell me a bedtime story . . or let me hit it raw.. my bad u can just put on the night light.. thats fine...
oh hello!
*pees ur bed*
oh my god i'm so sorry!
*pees ur bed*
ouughh... it won't happen again i swear!
*pees ur bed*
i'm so fucking sorry...
*pees ur bed*