I GUESS THE NEWS IS OUT!! iโm officially one of Albanโs new editors/clippers! ๐ฅน๐งก
Seriously iโm so happy that iโve gotten this opportunity, thank you to tenchou so much. Iโm excited for yโall to see the shorts, I hope yall enjoy them when they get posted!! c:
๐ง: *vents as impostor*
๐: WAIT ROSEMI ROSEMI ROSEMI I JUST SAW POMU DO THIS
๐: *vents as impostor*
๐น: WHAT?! AHHHHH
#ShuClip
#LiveStem
#PomuLive
๐ ending talk
๐: you knowโฆ i knew it was gonna happen one day, that i would one day be on stage. but i never would of wished for something this amazingโฆ yโall are beyond what i ever expected. to be here, it was really an experience that i will never forget-
(1/2)
๐: i donโt have uno, i have the oldest xbox known to mankind
๐ฆ: you have uno, it came with your xbox
๐: no i donโt have uno
๐ฆ: everyone has uno
๐: NO I DONโT
๐ฆ: YOU HAVE UNOโฆ ITS ON YOUR FUCKING XBOX
๐: ITS NOT THERE
๐ฆ: YOU HAVE UNO!!!!!
#ShuClip
#MystaClips
๐งป: hey where the baguette- *gets cut off*
๐: *dies laughing*
๐: did you hear the end of like cutting off? i heard zaliโฆ
๐ค: yeah! โcan i have a baguette?โ and then it cut him off
๐๐ค: *both laughing*
๐ค: that was perfect
#ShuClip
#ShuClipEN
#KyoClips
#MedClips
๐ปโs first impression when meeting the en members irl
#ReimuLive
๐ค๏ธ - bubbly cute
๐น - kawaii
๐ฐ - cool mom
๐ - manly
๐๏ธ - swedish man, ike is just ike
๐ฎ - pretty/stylish boy
๐ฆ - extrovert/funny man
๐ - cute/power voice
๐ - kind/ โf*cking shitโ in a good way
(1/2)
๐ญ: hello. can i get inside for free?
*literally 1 second later*
Misfortune: hello. can i get inside for free?
๐ญ: NO *laughs* no way. literally the same braincell as a fucking 8 year old, i canโt believe this
#KnoxClips
#AlbanLive
[โฆ]
๐: itโs okay, iโll just rep my sys sheriff
๐: did you say youโre gonna RUB IT?
๐ฎ: did you say your โCIS SHERIFFโ?
๐: .sys? [โฆ] and I said โrepโ
๐ฎ: I was gonna sayโฆ cis sheriff on PRIDE MONTH?
LMAO
#ShuClip
#ShuClipEN
#Yaminow
#Ukilipse
#FulgurOvidHere
๐: *watching ๐ฆ on camera and sees he drops the loot*
๐: wait, whatโd he-
๐: did you drop a loot, luca?
๐ฆ: *comes into base and just uses the airhorn*
this was so funny to me LMAOOO
#ShuClip
#ShuClipEN
#lucalive
๐: *looking at hat options*
๐: i could be santa
๐: youโre santa! whereโs my bicycle?
๐: uh we were out of stock
๐: whereโs my dad then?
๐: *stares and then leaves*
๐ช: santa just got trauma dumped
#ShuClip
#ScarleLive
#MillieSeconds
#Clippetts
๐: thereโs a clip of me talking about how UK ramen is mid
๐ธ: youโre like โi have an announcement to make, your sushi is f*cking midโ
๐: i was being a little nice when i said it was mid
๐ธ: OH?
๐: you didnโt hear this
๐ธ: Shu HATES UK sushi
#ShuClip
#ShuClipEN
#ZottoClips
โฆ๏ธ: donโt worry, by the end of this stream iโll be like 1v5-ing
๐: yes
โฆ๏ธ: but you know so far, what do you think?
๐: uhh *sees โฆ๏ธโs 0 kills and 5 deaths*
๐: how many kills have you gotten?
โฆ๏ธ: *silence for 10 seconds* okay
๐: www iโm just kidding!
#ShuClip
#Yaminow
#VerIn4k
๐ญ: which one of you two is going to give us more money
๐: if we meet up, i could treat you to McDonalds
๐: ill buy the steak and you can cook it
๐ญ: okay things just went up
๐: WOAH WOAH but McDonalds is love because iโm lovinโ it
#KnoxClips
#ShuClip
#ShuClipEN
#OVideos
๐ฌ: prove that youโre real shu
๐: *disappears for several seconds*
๐: *makes himself visible again* iโm real
๐: provedโฆ proven REAL!
gasp
#ShuClip
#Yaminow
๐ฆ: i donโt wanna poop man
๐: you donโt wanna poop? why not?!
๐ฆ: โWHY NOT?!โ WHY ARE YOU SO OFFENDED
๐: wwww WHY DONโT YOU POOP HUH?
๐ฆ: ITS MY CHOICE MAN I DONโT WANT TO
these two ๐
#ShuClip
#MystaClips
(they decided to hopcon League and invited ๐ซ)
๐: Aster is gonna see me on there and heโs gonna be like โSHU?!?!โ
๐ซ: *joins vc* I LOVE LEAGUE
๐: *laughs* hi Aster
๐ซ: WAIT SHU IS PLAYING TOO?!
๐: *laughing because he predicted right*
LMAOOO
#ShuClip
#AsterArcadia
๐ผ: shu senpai, can you turn to the right for a second?
๐: *turns right*
๐ผ: the other way
๐: *turning left and right*
๐ค: shu can you wink and say โi love youโ to your chat for me
๐: no.
๐ค: i tried yaminions, i tried
unsuccessful attempt LOL
#ShuClip
#KyoClips
#AiaClips
the group decided to do rock paper scissors to determine who to vote out and Connor kills rpr right in front of everyone but still continue to do rock paper scissors LMAO
#shuclip
#shxtou
๐: have you ever seen the side profile of me?
๐: *looking down until he gets to his ankles then goes back up*
๐: WOAH thatโs not for free
๐ฌ: LOWER
๐: lower? i hardly even know her
THIS GUY LMAO
#ShuClip
#Yaminow
๐ธ: ๐ค is murdering everything i make friends with :(
๐: that means he wants you to only look at him
๐: :flushge:
๐ค: BRO
LMAOOOOO ๐ shipper???
๐ฆ: it (the debut streams) was so close to christmas
๐+๐๏ธ: yeah it was!
๐: and it is right now
๐๏ธ: YEAH THATโS HOW A YEAR WORKS SHU
๐: yeah isnโt that crazy?
#ShuClip
#SliceOfIke
#MystaClips
๐ฌ: *making fun of ๐ญ for being flat/pettan
๐ญ: *sobbing* iโll show youโฆ *grabs melon png* SEE?! SEE?! ITโS BIGGER THAN LUCA! SEE?! LOOK! LOOK! *more sobbing* ITโS NOT COPIUM! ITโS REAL!
#KnoxClips
#AlbanLive
๐ฎ: *mario goes flat*
๐: *laughs* do yโall see how flat mario gets when you do that?
[โฆ]
๐: my humor is like โmario being flatโ
๐: other people humor โlmao youโre butt is flatโ, my humor โmario flat lmaoโ
LMAO???
#ShuClip
#Yaminow
๐ฎ: which would you ally with, dishonest angel or honest demon?
๐: *silence for 13 seconds* whatโฆ?
๐: never side with a demon
๐:
๐: oh wait, sorry vox wwwww
๐: i donโt mean it. i donโt mean it. i donโt mean it.
LMAOOO he forgor his genmate was a demon
#ShuClip
#ShuClipEN
*the ambience in-game stopped*
๐ฌ: walk backwards slowly
๐ง: *starts walking backwards and gets stopped*
๐ง: the door shutโฆ THE DOOR IS SHUT
๐: open it with your butt!
๐ง: ok iโll get it with my cheeks! CLENCH
๐: *starts dying of laughter*
#PomuLive
#ShuClip
#ShuClipEN
[๐๏ธโs batsu was to add โnyaโ to the end of sentences]
๐๏ธ: i wanna see the booth
๐: waitโฆ youโre not ending your sentences with nya
๐๏ธ: ahโฆ iโm now looking at the little booth nya
๐: WWWW
๐๏ธ: STOP LAUGHING NYA
๐: *still laughing*
#ShuClip
#SliceOfIke
๐ญ: welcome back ๐! you look like youโve seen some sh*t
๐: i got bit a lot
๐ญ: iโm gonna pretend i didnโt hear that
๐: do you have mask?
๐: no
๐: social distan- ohhh
๐: *starts coughing on ๐*
๐: *runs away yelling*
#ShuClip
#ShuClipEN
#Brisklips
#KnoxClips
Albanโs pregnancy test results!!
๐ญ: *shows pregnancy test he took*
๐ญ: IโM NOT PREGNANT B*TCHES!!! LETS GOOOOOO!!!!!
๐ญ: I TOLD YOU GUYS!!!
He said he took 3 pregnancy tests and they all came back negative LMAOOOO
#KnoxClips
#AlbanLive
๐: chatโs just calling me cringeโฆ what is- what?
๐ฌ: itโs okay shu we like the cringe
๐: what? why is chat- what? what is this?
๐ฌ: unspoken cringe
๐: *silent for several seconds and then puts up ending screen*
๐: *comes back with close up* this is so messed up
#ShuClip
*๐ฆ sitting on ๐โs head*
๐: *finally notices* oOohHh Mysta! i look up and i just see you
๐ฆ: wait you wanna be a hat?
๐ฆ: a shu hatโฆ shat
๐: WOAH WOAH WOAH
#MystaClips
#ShuClip
๐ญ: can i get a number 3 with no pickles?
๐ค: sir this is an open casket viewing
๐ญ: can i get some chicken tendies
๐ค: these are 94 years oldโฆ are you sure you would like them?
๐ญ: i can make it work with ranch
๐ค: iโm running out excuses for you
#KyoClips
#KnoxClips
#Kyonair
*๐ is on top of ๐ฎ*
๐: AHHH THEREโS A SKELETON!
๐: itโs shooting me, not you!
๐ฎ: *kills skeleton* OH wwww
๐ฎ: itโs ok, i was using you as bait
๐: yeah yeah just like valorant
๐ฎ: wwwww
#ShuClip
#Ukilipse
[๐ง let everyone call ๐๏ธ โman of sexโ]
๐๏ธ: iโm trying to think of the people that have yet toโฆ out of those wordsโฆ itโs in the single digits
๐: why think about the glass being half empty, when the glass is half full?
๐๏ธ: iโm gonna need you to shut up ๐
#SliceOfIke
#ShuClip
๐ฎ: March, you better do CPR
๐: wait what? [โฆ] i donโt think thatโs like the criteria of doing CPR, i think i have consciousness if i hear you guys
๐ฎ: Dan Heng you do it!
๐: i donโt think thatโs the criteria for CPR!
๐ฎ: *Dan Heng leaning in*
๐: WOAH WOAH WOAH
#ShuClip
๐: so whatโs your name?
๐ฅฝ: uh uh โCanโt-Stand-Wilsonโ
๐: oh okay!
๐ธ/โฆ๏ธ/๐๐ช/๐งป: *start whispering*
๐ฅฝ: SHUT THE F**K UP BACK THERE!!
๐ธ: *accidentally comes out from curtains*
๐: *starts screaming*
#ShuClip
#ShuClipEN
#ICaughtYu
#ZottoClips
context: ๐ was deciding what food he should get for the twilight watchalong
๐ฌ: McDonaldโs
๐: oooooo
๐ฌ: Grimace Shake
๐: UH- *dies for several seconds*
LMAOOO
#ShuClip
โฆ๏ธ: is there anything you want? you ever dre- oh my nice ass
โฆ๏ธ: i mean what? i didnโt say that out loud
๐: BANASS??
HELP WHY WAS THIS SO FUNNY TO ME
#ShuClip
#ShuClipEN
#Verin4k
iโve had a couple of people ask for a review on ๐โs solid perfume so here it is!
please note: iโm very bad with words and describing things but iโll try my best lmao
*๐ approaches*
๐ญ: WHY ARE YOU NAKED?
๐: *starts swinging his weapon* SOCIETY HAS FALLEN! SOCIETY HAS FALLEN ALBAN!!
๐ญ: WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING? SUHA HELP!! SHOOT FULGUR!
๐ญ: *finally shoots ๐ down*
#KnoxClips
#AlbanLive
#OVideos
#FulgurOvidHere
๐ฌ: time to be a vtuber everyone
๐: wait then whoโs gonna watch me?
๐: if yโall start streaming then nobodyโs gonna watch me anymore
๐: nooooo
#ShuClip
#Yaminow
๐ป: [โฆ] thatโs why i was feeling ugly
๐: oh no donโt feel ugly!
๐ค: i feel ugly everytime i look in the mirrorโฆ
๐: no donโt! you just gotta be slay
๐: yas slay
๐ป: just gotta be slay
๐ค: yas slay
๐: yas
#ShuClip
#KyoClips
#ReimuLive
๐: so more ranked?
๐: uhhhโฆ maybe another dayโฆ
[โฆ]
๐: oh i need to install uh 32 different viruses uh into my laptop to stress-test my uh cybersecurity, itโs like a weekly thing i do
๐: that sounds like something youโd do
๐: what? wwwww
#ShuClip
#ShuClipEN
#Ovideos
๐ช: is it time to sleep?
๐: if youโre shotgun, you gotta make sure the driverโs awake
[โฆ]
๐ฅฝ: *acting like he is falling asleep and was gonna pretend to crash the car and actually crashes it* OH SH*T! I WAS TROLLING
๐: *dies laughing*
#ShuClip
#ShuClipEN
#ICaughtYu
๐ฌ: what? you can run?
๐: what the heck to you thinkโฆ what?
๐: what- what do you think iโmโฆ what do you thinkโฆ i am?
๐: do i just not have rights run?
bro was very confused LMAO
#ShuClip
#ShuClipEN
๐ฌ: Me and my friends are watching in school right now.
๐ฅฝ: Awesome! Donโt get caught!
๐: Get caught.
๐ฅฝ: Yell. Right now to get the teacherโs attention.
๐: YEAH!!! I LOVE LEARNING!!!
๐น: wwww
#ShuClip
#ShuClipEN
#ICaughtYu
#VoxPopuLIVE
๐ค: *went to bathroom then passed by to get water*
๐ฌ: GHOST
๐ค: i love how every time i go to the bathroom then i walk out to get water, you guys think a ghost is moving my model-
๐น: *enters with sudden sound effect*
perfectly timed sfx LMAO
#KyoClips
#Kyonair
#VoxPopuLIVE
๐ฌ: is that a prison cell?
๐: whaโฆ no this for my client! what the heck? no they- NOOO
๐: look lookโฆ this is a beautiful hallway, lime green walls
๐: and then you go in here and thereโs a beautifulโฆ *silence* beautifulโฆ *silence* itโs beautiful.
#ShuClip
๐: thereโs like a- โokay well chatโs telling me to say โara araโโ
๐: uhhโฆ uhhhhhโฆ. *in reverb effect* ARA ARA
we got shu ara ara real not clickbait
#ShuClip
*๐ค๏ธ and ๐ง trying to help ๐ remember a certain part of the Twilight movie*
๐ง: yeah but whatโd they do with his head?
๐: โฆ whatโd they do to his head?
๐ค๏ธ: alice decapitates him
๐: OHHHH slay
๐ผ: *laughs hard* SLAY
#PenCast
#ShuClip
#ShuClipEN
#PomuLive
#AiaClips
๐โs hints for upcoming announcements:
- itโs an accumulation of them being in niji en for 3 years
- something a lot of them were thinking for a while but it kind of never happened
#Yaminow
๐ฎ: *starts hitting ๐*
๐: AH AH
๐ฎ: *pulls out lava*
๐: no no! stop holding that lava bucket! GET AWAY FROM ME!
*๐ฎ chases ๐*
๐: UKI DONโT DO IT
๐ง: do it, i donโt know what it is but do it
[โฆ]
๐: no uki has god and anime on his side!
#ShuClip
#Ukilipse
#PomuLive
๐น: if you get an ace, iโll give you an โara araโ
everyone: โฆ
๐ : wait WHAT?!
๐น: IโM TALKING ABOUT THOSE VALORANT E-DATERS [โฆ]
๐: *zooms into face*
LMAOOO
#ShuClip
#ShuClipEN
#FinanaLive
#VoxPopuLIVE
๐: *reading codes*
๐: 8
๐ฆ: 8?
๐: deez nuts
๐ฆ: I JUST ATE YOUR BALLS
๐ญ: EW
๐: AH UH UH
๐ญ: i am so confused, what is- what is happening?
gottem
#ShuClip
#lucalive
#KnoxClips
๐ said he is probably gonna get more busier so he wonโt be able to stream consistently and will make a proper announcement later about it. he says itโs a good busy though, nothing bad ๐๐
๐ฆ: whereโs banana?
๐: iโm banana
๐ฆ: where is this banana at? iโm gonna find him
๐: *stares at ๐ฆ from the distance while singing the Halo theme song*
๐๏ธ: why are we singing Halo?
๐: *continues singing and jumps into water*
#ShuClip
#MystaClips
#SliceofIke
๐: shu! shu! catch me!
๐: catch?
๐: shu ready? READY? *jumps and dies*
๐: oh thatโs what you meant
๐: *gets set on fire by someone*
๐: i didnโt understand the assignment
#ShuClip
#Yaminow
#toratime
#KotokaTorahime
context: ๐ was saying he was into games that had multiple routes and ๐ฌ said like detroit:become human
๐: if i wasnโt a nijisanji fan and BINGED playthrough after playthrough, i would play it
๐: but sadly i was a nijisanji fan
๐: nijisanji fan Lโฆ rare L
#ShuClip
#ShuClipEN
๐ฎ: betty okay?
๐: oh thereโs a guard i think
๐น: i thought you (shuโs character) said โbetty okay?โ to me and i was like WHO IS BETTY [โฆ]
๐: bet- bet- be-deez nutsโฆ
๐น: *dying (laughing)*
๐: donโt fit in yourโฆ *starts laughing too*
๐น: HA HAAAA
#ShuClip
#VoxPopuLIVE