The Dank Knight 🦇 @capeandcowell Twitter profile

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The Dank Knight 🦇

@capeandcowell

4 months

Just sitting here having a nice breakfast with my loving parents…..

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@capeandcowell

1 year

Same crime. One got prison time and the other got a visit from the Vice President

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@capeandcowell

3 years

My aunts who voted for Biden are shocked and appalled by what he’s doing. I can’t stop laughing.

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@capeandcowell

3 years

Millionaires being paid to make fun of people that want to feed their families is peak 2020

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3 years

Pete Davidson rips Staten Island's anti-COVID-19 lockdown 'babies' on 'SNL'

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@capeandcowell

2 years

“How could she knowingly commit perjury on the stand? People just don’t do that”

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@capeandcowell

4 years

Please say a prayer for my wife. I just took her to the emergency room because she feels like she might be having heart problems. heart conditions run rampant in her family at a young age. I hope it’s nothing but I could sure use your prayers. Thank you.

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@capeandcowell

12 days

Refine this video into liquid, put it in a syringe and shoot it straight to my veins

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@capeandcowell

2 years

If Bruce Springsteen drops Spotify I’ll seriously consider upping my subscription to a paid level for the first time

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@capeandcowell

2 years

Holy cow this is the best thing ever created. Guy calls the cops on ATF agent demanding to see a newly purchased firearm. Watch till the end. This is how it’s done.

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@capeandcowell

3 years

Wow. Wonder what the update was?

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@capeandcowell

3 years

This belongs in the Smithsonian

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@capeandcowell

3 years

Still one of the funniest things ever tweeted

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@capeandcowell

4 years

My niece just informed us via text that she’s “cutting the family off” because we’re Trump voters. I personally couldn’t care less, but my mom isn’t in the greatest health and just wants to see her grandchildren for Christmas. Some Libs are garbage people.

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@capeandcowell

2 years

Thank God Trump isn’t President. I was so sick and tired of affordable gas and food. And no wars for 4 years was just too much to handle.

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@capeandcowell

4 months

Reminder: Biden’s DOJ just sentenced an elderly woman to decades in prison for protesting in front of an abortion clinic. They claimed she blocked access by protesting. Nothing will happen to anyone in this video. Nothing. Remember this.

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@Benjaminovitz

4 months

Today over 200 of us shut down I-5 north for a ceasefire and a free Palestine! We were supported by hundreds more on the overpass bridges. Our numbers were so vast that no one was arrested. We keep each other safe!

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@capeandcowell

2 years

Roseanne Barr: Fired by ABC over a joke tweet Gina Carano: Fired by Disney, who owns ABC over a Holocaust Instagram post Whoopi Goldberg: Dismisses the Holocaust and says extremely racist/anti-Semitic statements on live tv at ABC — crickets Hmmm This isn’t weird in the least

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@capeandcowell

3 years

Find a bigger tool on this site. I dare you.

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@capeandcowell

2 years

Elon Musk is an African American. Pass it on.

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@capeandcowell

5 months

Destroying a monument dedicated to the reconciliation of the United States is so on brand for this administration that it’s laughable

End Wokeness

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The Biden administration is removing the Reconciliation Monument in Arlington. The monument was built 109 years ago to honor post-Civil War reconciliation and national unity. History is being rewritten before our eyes.

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@capeandcowell

3 years

This piece of human filth killed this beautiful little girl and she got less coverage than a girl that tried to stab someone. Can someone tell @KingJames that her name is Jaslyn Adams. He hasn’t used some of that outrage for her yet so I figure he must not know her name.

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@capeandcowell

4 years

@Alyssa_Milano I can’t stop laughing

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@capeandcowell

3 years

Just in case you wonder where the WaPo stands

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@capeandcowell

5 years

. @benshapiro

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@capeandcowell

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Disney: Okay guys, we get it. People are speaking with their wallets. We’re losing Disney+ subs by the millions. We’re losing millions at the box office. Our stocks are tanking and investors are pulling out. We’re done with woke. It’s now entertainment instead of a message…

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@capeandcowell

3 years

Great Britain in the menchies today: “Why can’t you guys make trains work in the US? We’ve been doing fine for years innit bruv.” Trains work out fine for country smaller than Texas. Color me shocked.

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@capeandcowell

4 years

I would like to ask for prayers for my wife. She’s having some important tests run tomorrow that stem from where I had to take her to the hospital. We still don’t know what’s going on, and we’re both more than a little worried. I can’t divulge any info right now. Thank you.

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@capeandcowell

3 years

NBC edited “she’s trying to stab us” out of the 911 call, didn’t show the part of the video with the attacker holding the knife and the NYT edited out part of a tweet that mentioned a knife. Now, ask yourself why.

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@capeandcowell

5 years

Okay, I’ve heard “Tom Cruise is an old man” and “Justin Bieber would beat Tom” Here’s the facts: Tom is crazy. If he accepted the fight he would train like a psychopathic lunatic. He would be like a robot. Justin sings. Tom would annihilate Justin and it’s not even close.

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@capeandcowell

3 years

Still amazes me that this Nirvana album cover was able to predict exactly what this kid would be doing in 30 years

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@capeandcowell

2 years

Still haven’t been able to sleep since Mary Trump pulled her podcast off of Spotify.

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@capeandcowell

3 years

I’ve watched this like 10 times. I can’t stop. Send help please. May already be ded My ghost just tweeted this

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@capeandcowell

9 months

Still amazed that Hawaii officials themselves admitted that they withheld water and audible warnings in the name of equity but the media is loudly and joyously blaming climate change for the deaths. We have no hope when nobody is ever held accountable and we blame make-believe…

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@capeandcowell

3 years

Everyone needs to calm down. I’ve been reliably informed for a year straight that property damage is not violence.

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@capeandcowell

3 years

Hands down still the best take of this entire Covid kerfuffle and it’s not even close.

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@capeandcowell

6 years

You can throw off on Trump all you want, it’s your 1st amendment right. But, when I hear people complain that he called MS-13 animals, it makes my blood boil. I’m going to tell a story on here that I never wanted to discuss. I ‘try’ to be funny when I tweet, not this time. /1

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@capeandcowell

3 years

@TwitterSupport @birdwatch I’m just happy knowing nobody will ever abuse this useless new function nobody asked for

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@capeandcowell

6 years

How old were you when you realized that 'Arby's' is just pronounced as RBs, which is short for roast beef? I was today years old.

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@capeandcowell

8 months

@nypost Bet he won’t do that again

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@capeandcowell

5 years

Oh man, I’m so sorry this happened to you. Are you okay? Can I call someone for you?

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@capeandcowell

10 months

@nypost Not all heroes wear capes

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@capeandcowell

4 years

Welp, my son-in-law just lost his job. Thank you Pelosi and Schumer for wasting time on solar power today. You old useless fools.

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@capeandcowell

3 years

It will never not be funny that she bought a literal cape, hired a professional photographer and rented a fog machine so Biden would pick her as VP.

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@capeandcowell

4 years

I was so excited that I drove straight to my daughters house. I told her not to worry about her husband losing his job or possibly losing her house, because the Kennedy Center just received $25 million. She was literally shaking trying to contain her joy.

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@capeandcowell

4 years

@thehill Imagine if AOC hadn’t completely chased away hundreds of Amazon jobs.

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@capeandcowell

4 years

@AOC Maybe we can make them wear some sort of identification. Maybe a yellow star or something. Just spit-balling

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@capeandcowell

3 years

@Policy Twitter: only we’re allowed to do this

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@capeandcowell

1 year

@VP @POTUS “Wrongful” Lol she literally broke the law

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@capeandcowell

3 years

@Policy “I’m completely against cannibalism” -Jeffrey Dahmer

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@capeandcowell

6 months

@nyscanner Pissed New Yorkers are the best New Yorkers

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@capeandcowell

2 years

They even got the President to quote this completely fabricated story as fact. Nobody even lost a job over this.

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@capeandcowell

3 years

“Mein Pillow”

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@capeandcowell

2 months

Every left winger is posting a nine second edit of this simply to take the bloodbath comment out of context. And they know they’re lying.

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@capeandcowell

3 months

@nypost Google when you ask for a picture of a founding father

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@capeandcowell

2 months

Kinda fun watching every blue city slowly turning into third world countries because they curbed their police force to kowtow to the BLM riots. You deserve exactly what you vote for.

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@nypost

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Austin ‘at the brink of disaster’ as police staffing shortages set city back over 15 years: ‘Policies epically failed’

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@capeandcowell

4 years

Me in quarantine vs the story imma tell my grandkids.

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@capeandcowell

6 months

@libsoftiktok Mentally ill children are teaching your children

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@capeandcowell

4 months

Under Biden many of the the largest cities have stopped reporting crime statistics to the FBI. Crime hasn’t decreased, they just stopped reporting it.

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@HerbieZiskend46

4 months

Under President Biden, we’ve seen a major drop in crime, including one of the largest yearly DECLINES in homicides ever.

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@capeandcowell

2 years

First article written 3 days ago. Second article, 11 hours ago. Questions need to be answered

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@capeandcowell

2 years

Sooooo perfect

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@capeandcowell

4 months

@nypost Remove Biden from the Texas ballot. This is the only proper response.

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@capeandcowell

2 years

22 years old. No time to call police. Acted in 15 seconds. 40 yards (close to half a football field) WITH A PISTOL. 10 shots fired under the most stressful situation ever faced. 8 shots connected. Mass murderer dies where he stands. Absolute HERO

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@capeandcowell

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@nypost I’ll never understand why people think their pit bull is the special one that will change minds

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@AOC

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@capeandcowell

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@SteveGuest “Change the definition of plagiarism with this one simple trick!”

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@capeandcowell

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@thatdayin1992 Wonder why they suddenly have to carry ARs? I guess we’ll never know

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@capeandcowell

4 years

LOL, @ComfortablySmug and around 10 others tweeted #BidenRiots and now Libs are losing their minds and posting it out of anger because they think it shouldn’t be trending.......thereby causing it to trend. I can’t stop laughing.

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@capeandcowell

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4 days ago Journo: Mr. President, what about ISIS and the threat that Americans are facing now? He didn’t think it worthy of an answer and walked away. He. Walked. Away.

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@capeandcowell

3 years

Just got home, guys. Still can’t breathe well and I’m still on oxygen, BUT I JUST GOT HOME. Still blows my mind that I’m a healthy man in my 40’s and Covid pneumonia just about got me. I won’t be posting much tonight. I just wanted to thank everyone again for the prayers.

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@capeandcowell

10 months

Breaking, the left discovers summer. Again.

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@BenNollWeather

10 months

This map highlights all the states in the lower 48 that are forecast to reach over 90 degrees (🔴) at some point in the next 10 days 🥵 It's every state, but one. Vermont...

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@capeandcowell

2 years

This is the new normal for Dems. Get used to it. They used to feign shock and fire a low level employee or give a journalist a 6 month paid vacation. Now they just pretend it never happened and nobody says a word. People won’t put up with this nonsense forever.

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@capeandcowell

3 years

My body, my choice/You should be forced to take the vaccine Photo ID’s are racist/You should be forced to carry a vaccine ID Healthcare is a right/The unvaccinated shouldn’t be allowed a hospital bed The vaccine works/The unvaccinated are a danger to the vaccinated

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@capeandcowell

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@BLMChi Never forget, BLM cheered for the people beheading babies

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@capeandcowell

3 years

Science

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@capeandcowell

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@BLMChi Terrorists supporting terrorists. Nobody is shocked

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@capeandcowell

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@libsoftiktok Anyone who tries to restrict your freedoms to make others feel safe is your enemy. Thank you for attending my Ted talk

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@capeandcowell

4 years

Say what you want. Hate Trump if you want. This reporter deserved every single word of this berating. The media has done nothing but drive a wedge between voters and stir up hatred. Honest to god, the media has done more damage than coronavirus.

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@capeandcowell

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Ask the FBI about Jan 6 and they can name every man, woman and child that crossed the capitol barrier AND tell you a thorough history about each one. Ask em about one mass murderer in Las Vegas and they just stand there mouth agape with zero information. This is fine.

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@capeandcowell

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@danprimack I honestly don’t know which is more hilarious, walking around getting mad at people celebrating Thanksgiving, or tweeting about the perceived heroism of doing so

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@capeandcowell

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My wife has a friend whose autistic child is going in for surgery to remove a brain tumor in the morning. Any prayers would be wonderful. Thank you, friends.

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@capeandcowell

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@nypost Girls say it’s unfair to compete against a boy so they disqualify the girls. Realize where we are

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@capeandcowell

7 months

@AOC Pops in for her first tweet on the subject just to blame Jews. Pretty astounding stuff

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@capeandcowell

1 year

Meet my first grandchild, Ruby Belle. Named after both great grandmothers. She’s only cute because she takes after me.

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@capeandcowell

4 years

People protesting in crowds out of fears they might have to vote in person. The irony just made my head implode.

Take On Wall St

@TakeOnWallSt

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Whose mail? Our mail. #SaveUSPS

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@capeandcowell

3 years

Love him or hate him but Trump would be taking questions every day. He’d also threaten Afghanistan with nukes if a single American was harmed. The media would call him Hitler while the Taliban was quickly loading every American onto exiting planes. He wouldn’t have left them

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@capeandcowell

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The FBI would be kicking in doors right now if this was red hats trying to terrorize Muslims on their religious holiday. I doubt a single arrest sticks if one even happens.

Libs of TikTok

@libsoftiktok

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Happening now in NYC! NYC thrown into chaos on Christmas as pro-Palestine protesters clash with police. Reports of multiple police officers injured and protesters shouting “Allahu Akbar”

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@capeandcowell

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@VICE Calm down, mom.

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@capeandcowell

4 years

@RadioFreeTom Imagine being this broken over someone nodding their head

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@capeandcowell

3 years

Biden tryna move in but too bad son because #PelosiLovesTrump

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@capeandcowell

2 years

I’m old enough to remember when ABC fired Rosanne Barr over a joke tweet. Can’t wait to see how fast ABC does absolutely nothing to Whoopi Goldberg for saying MUCH worse on live tv.

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@capeandcowell

4 years

@vanessagrigor “A woman’s place is in the kitchen” -Dems suddenly

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@capeandcowell

2 years

The taser at the end with the ATF agent yelling “my wife is pregnant, I have a medical condition” is worth the price of admission. Trust me.

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@capeandcowell

3 years

Wow, who saw this coming except for literally everyone?

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@capeandcowell

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@marykbruce “Just super passionate about slaughtering the Jews”

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@CMAmandaFarias “Oh no, the consequences of my own actions. Why won’t men do something?”

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@capeandcowell

4 years

Two people. Same religion. Different parties.

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@capeandcowell

4 years

I’m gonna lose a ton of followers, but here it goes. When I was 8 I dressed up as Count Dracula for Halloween. I’m not actually from Transylvania and I beg your forgiveness.

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