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@candeboi

6 months

y'all want an anushka coded happy supportive gf but I don't think men simply know how to handle that even if it comes their way. masters of fumbling gifts from god

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@candeboi

4 years

I've lost interest in everything. I'm not sad or depressed, I literally feel nothing. nothing makes me happy, none of my goals or former ambitions interest me. I don't feel like laughing, or crying. I'm 21. I'm not supposed to feel like a shell of a person. there's nowhere to go.

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4 years

A GUY GOT HIS ENTIRE DRUMSET IN THE BALCONY I AM TRULY DONE WITH THIS COUNTRY

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@candeboi

3 years

desh hai ki ambuja cement

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3 years

Stronger together 🇮🇳 #IndiaTogether

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4 years

aj se bollywood movies sirf illegally stream karungi ek paisa nahi dena hai inko.

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@candeboi

4 years

having completely platonic friendships w men, even devoid of casual flirting gives you such stark insight into how they really talk & think about other women because they legit forget they have to 'watch' themselves around you, even if it's just about minor things. it says a lot.

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@candeboi

5 years

in 6th grade I posted 'Wednesday Thursday Friday more like WTF 🤪🤪' cause it was so clever and a relative called my mom saying hath se nikal rahi hai ladki abuse likhti hai online and I cried so hard I threw up and that's the story of why I don't use facebook

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4 years

not smart enough to be in tech not invested enough to be in acad not creative enough to be arts maybe I shoukd just not exist

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4 years

do u ever joke about having feelings for someone but then u actually start feeling things. really played yourself for comedy content

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4 years

if you want to bang me you better not have banged any bartans

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4 years

SUDDENLY WE HAVE ENOUGH MEDICAL EQUIPMENT, HEALTHCARE PROFESIONALS ARE PAID WELL, CORONA IS DEAD AND AND COUNTRY STONKS HAVE YEETED OFF THE CHARTS THANKYOU VIJAYSHREE AUNTY FOR PLAYING THE CONCH IT'S TRULY A GLORIOUS CELEBRATION OF OUR NAIVETY

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4 years

trying to get more comfortable with using no filters and makeup ☺️✨

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4 years

boys keep calling me nice?? and sweet??? toh bskd date kar na

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4 years

I dislike the narrative of women having to appear unemotional or heartless in order to be cool & accepted. I like caring about things and people. it doesn't mean i take shit from anyone, instead I feel empowered because I understand the power of my empathy.

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6 months

saw some random reel today of a woman responding to people saying they want a wife like her bc she packs great lunches for her husband everyday & the only thing she said was she does it bc of how great he makes her feel and thats so true like omg real love is not a chore. rare af

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4 years

@sailorfemme @rasmallaii can't pinpoint why I'm so disturbed by this 😭

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4 years

you really took the most self deprecating generation and told them the value of their life is less than a bus

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4 years

men who admit men are trash are the only ones part of the not all men group

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3 years

my british friend just asked me if kangana is like the Ben shapiro of India HAHAHSBHSHSJXJK

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4 years

bro. the fucking women on my tl. that's it. that's the tweet. I'm done. I love you. I'm honored to be friends with you.

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4 years

title of my sex tape.

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4 years

ik most people find them cringy but it genuinely makes me smile, seeing people enjoy and make videos like these. it's so harmless. they're not hurting anyone. people hating on tiktoks have the same energy as 'educated' people who make fun of broken english

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4 years

also just an fyi, women who are friends with the accused, you can't just handpick parts of feminism as per your convenience. if you're going to stand by the gang thick and thin, pls dont speak about women empowerment and all men when you're also contributing to the notion, thanks

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4 years

tried making honey garlic potatoes 😭 turned out SO GOOD

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4 years

ywk, I simply don't care anymore. I'm not going to spend one more night crying to sleep bc of the relived trauma incidents like these make us go through. bc of the unconditional empathy we extend towards each other. so I'm just going to talk about us. Things I love about women:

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3 years

‼️Please RT‼️ 2 beds required. 1 patient oxygen falling till 80 and other 85. Ages 55 and 83. Anywhere in Mumbai - Andheri preferred.

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4 years

what's wild is that when I talked about caa nrc they ask me to go to pakistan. when I talk about creating sustainable policies instead of clapping they ask me to go to china or Italy. why can't I stay in this country, my country and talk about how to make it better for everyone?

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4 years

guy in front of me who made out w his half heighted gf for 45 mins, volini ya zandubam?

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4 years

tell me one thing your parents do that goes against stereotypical brown upbringing

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4 years

were you even depressed in middle school if you didn't think of your english teacher as an adopted parent

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4 years

I am once again forcing you to look at what I made 🥰

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4 years

did someone tell the ig people there might be a war

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4 years

i thought it'll be a dick pic, not sure how i feel

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3 years

rich kids are a whole different breed man lmao people from my old school are taking private jets to aspen and snowboarding in the middle of a fucking pandemic i cant even

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4 years

sorry i couldn't even post all day, I'm fine now but i saw some really heartbreaking posts on the tl last night and had the worst panic attack I've had in years & I woke up so exhausted but I had an interview today so had to go anyway. BUT GUYS I GOT IN as a senior data analyst @

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3 years

I have outdone myself today

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4 years

risky deal banning pubg. people might start noticing there are no available jobs

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4 years

I tried making thukpa for the first time because perfect weather for it and oh my god i truly am in love w myself thankyou goodbye

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4 years

you all think you want big boobs until you realise only v specific clothing suits you and you don't want to wear that cause it's so sexualised but you also don't want to look like you're wearing a bag I mean I want to look medium good not this good where are my medium cloths

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@candeboi

4 years

women say they want soft bois until they get actually a soft boi

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4 years

some women on this app are so god damn heavenly I have to put my phone down and breathe for a minute holy fucking fuck.

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@candeboi

4 years

read a whole book, completed 2 courses, saw a movie, made caramel pudding, spoke to all my friends and shitposted productive fucking weekend let's gooooo

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4 years

#NewProfilePic

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@candeboi

4 years

I'm kinda disheartened to see so many of my mutuals w a large following who I used to respect haven't said one word, when otherwise they're the first ones to speak up on any trend. Really makes you reconsider who you want to spend time interacting online with.

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5 years

my sister goes on all websites and registers my number when she's bored, third time I got a call from vedang education asking if I was interested in 10th class cbse solutions bc

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@candeboi

4 years

mai pehle bohut🤒 hi pareshan😔 hua karta tha 😩 phir maine twitter🤔 join kiya🤯 meri toh life😧 hi badal gayi😎 ab mai roz subah 🌅uthke feminists🤢 ko gaali deta hu aur masculinity🤩 ki chatta😵 hu ab toh aisa lagta🥶 hai life hi badal😜 gayi aj hi try kijiye twitter muft 😳😱

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@candeboi

4 years

at the risk of sounding holier than thou, as a teen who struggled w depression/su*cidal thoughts for years PLEASE don't let this site become your crutch. this chase for validation will cause damage which will truly take years to undo. don't make twitter your entire world.

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5 years

all I want in life is to sit next to a stranger, tell them my life story and never see them again.

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4 years

it's so chilling how unbothered people are at college. hardly anyone has a clue, noone gives a fuck or wants to get out of their bubble. I started talking about it to this one chick, and she says yar project ka kaam hai abhi politics kaun baithke dekhega. how do you solve this?

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4 years

since I can't be at the protests rn and can't contribute in any way but sm, feel free to dm me if you need to talk, or if you're feeling depressed / anxious. just straight out text me and I'm always here to talk, even non mutuals. pls take care of yourself.

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4 years

tell gandhi he's being cancelled by the 2020 twitter batch

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4 years

i invited this bitch to my birthday party in 2nd grade and she really screamed and cried all over pizza hut because her first tooth broke eating the pizza and she said it's my fault kriti if you're reading this tu bohut badi gadhi thi

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4 years

how do couples announce to their parents that they're pregnant??? seriously I'd feel so awkward telling my dad ooh yes father we have done the deed the seed has been successfully implanted its like discussing visuals of your sex life w them and them cheering yaas girl he nut 👏👏

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4 years

the only response to an ig story I've received thus far is one classmate saying tu political stories hi kyu dalti hai, apni dal na and im just. im.

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4 years

could start new year by posting my actual thirst trap but yall couldn't handle it

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4 years

I never go on tinder dates alone. my cat and fish accompany me.

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4 years

unbelievable that people can't grasp their head around how amazing women are,, bad skin? they'll give you 10 diff tips and put on you a facemask, need to vent? unconditional support or advice, emergency in public? no woman will ever refuse to give you a tampon, need to take pix?

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4 years

jesus fucking christ brain stop showing me sex dreams w random twt mutuals so I can talk to them normally challenge

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4 years

quick canvas inspiration 🍃

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4 months

finally breaking yourself out from the disillusionment of thinking you were in love is so crazy because you'll wake up one morning and be like i did WHAT i let WHAT slide WHY did i do that and the answer is simply that you're a little stupid and soft

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4 years

before my first job interview my friend warned me not to make any dark jokes and I was like OBVIOUSLY I won't and the minute they asked me to name 15 uses for earphones under a min I said 'to strangle someone, just kidding ofc I don't recommend it' and I still got in mhmm

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4 years

it is illegal to be as single as I am

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4 years

really need to get a smoke and sit in silence with someone on a roof in the middle of the night

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4 years

I just got a haircut and the guy gave me a head massage and the self restraint it took to not make objectionable sounds like yes daddy crack my skull open

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4 years

all I do is be ugly and tweet

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4 years

made this when Big Sad hit at night

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4 years

in other news I tried making a pizza from scratch for the first time and it took too much patience so I'll probably not make it again anytime soon but turned out pretty nice so yeet

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4 years

sometimes I get really sad about being stupid and illiterate but then I hear other people talk and I feel ok again <3

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4 years

what did you guys do with your first paycheck

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4 years

personally, it's not sad or disappointing anymore because I have absolutely no expectations from anyone for real but at some point it tires you out beyond relief and redemption.

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4 years

fixed it.

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4 years

educating yourself about your privilege is not a favor on oppressed communities. it is the basic step to not being an asshole.

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4 years

good morning I am ready to receive hate again

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4 years

how are people so smart and funny and know so many things I hate it here

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4 years

kinda vibed today, been a while

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4 years

me satisfied after my me the extra spicy desi next meal morning

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4 years

no makeup quarantine shitz

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4 years

what is all this bullshit of younger generation we are indian not america we don't do lip kiss viss take gods blessing at 12 u will get in good college earn good package

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3 years

why hello there i am indeed a woman of my word

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4 years

just watched the Anne Hathaway ep in modern love. what an excellent depiction of mental illness wow

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4 years

consciously doing less just so I could live w the delusion that I'm secretly smart and deliberately not living up to my potential lest I fail again and my incompetency is confirmed has by far been the worst coping mechanism

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4 years

wish I had a low self esteem so i could date atleast someone

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4 years

only 25 alphabets cause I took the F

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4 years

capitalism is a whore and I'm the poor virgin boy paying to get fucked for the experience.

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4 years

moving during periods is like making anda curry

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3 years

I don't think I have any role models just people I don't want to be like

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@candeboi

4 years

STOP ROMANTICISING POVERTY. this has the exact same energy as white tourists coming to India or Africa and posting pictures hugging children in slum areas for 'authenticity' while doing absolutely nothing to make their lives better, so shallow and selfish

Chandler! 🇮🇳

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THIS. IS. MY. INDIA.

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so i legit haven't been out of the house since weeks cause we been feelin like shit and,,,, isolating 😎👌 but sometimes you have to force yourself to go out kids 😄 thx beens for abusing me on my behalf so i can take a break. it helped 🥰

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4 years

just making it anti-uwu

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4 years

if you think your gc is dead they probably have another one without you

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4 years

college students into alcohol and ciggs haha. his daughter topped her uni, got a 40k pm paying job in hinjewadi and I've never seen a prouder father. like the man was literally beaming. he said, a lot of people were opposed to me educating her and giving her so much freedom but

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nobody : indian family whatsapp groups on bdays: 💐💐💐🎁🎁🎉🎊🎊🎂🎂

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4 years

my last tweet of the day plis appreciate this angel thank

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4 years

i don't have a thirst trap but satisfaction face upon seeing your alls thirst traps

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4 years

if we don't teach our daughters nothing will happen in this country. also, and I quote him 'ladkiyo mai waise bhi zada dimag hota hai'. he said she keeps telling me to take some money but I want her to save it and go to America or Australia to study more.

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4 years

1. I love our ability to make everything sparkle. how we find small things that can be beautified and transformed. how everything harsh, cold and gleeming is turned into something soft and meaningful. it's nothing but magic.

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p̷͎̑͌͆̒̍̈̌͠ a̵̳͝ ì̶̙̭̏ n̸̡̠͕͚̼̽̐͋̄͐̐̈̿̑

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