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C🪩lleen

@cadetcoll

3 months

Well ???

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C🪩lleen

@cadetcoll

2 months

Went on a couple dates with a guy and wasn’t feeling it so asked the gc how I should let this sweet innocent man down and this is what one of my friends said ?? She’s not wrong but damn 😭

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@cadetcoll

14 days

I lost my wallet but found a perfectly good bottle of poppers in the bathroom. The universe was like ur a dumbass but ur also fun here u go

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@cadetcoll

2 months

Absolutely TRAGIQUE that I don’t have a pool party to wear my new bikini to during mmw

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@cadetcoll

2 months

Don’t invite me to afters unless these 2 things are guaranteed

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@cadetcoll

2 months

@hooodrichgab It’s not but this is coming from a friend who does not rave at all so was definitely somewhat backhanded lmfao ☠️

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@cadetcoll

24 days

If anyone ever asks if my homemade edibles work I’m showing them this

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@cadetcoll

1 month

Still can’t get over the bitch who was clacking her fan incessantly and off beat to the point where I felt the need to drop a hint and let her know it was overstimulating and hurts my ears (swear I was nice) but she just did it harder and right in my face 🫠 #BanClackers

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@cadetcoll

2 months

@emmooses God forbid a bitch hits her penjamin or pops a shroom cap!!

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@cadetcoll

1 month

Don’t care about guest list anymore, I just want to see if the DJ will wave back at me

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@cadetcoll

2 months

@Mojo___jojo___ This is fr tho bc when he asked what my hobbies are I said baking edibles and learning to dj 😭

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@cadetcoll

4 months

Who did I think I was Friday? (I only think I’m her after at least 4 drinks)

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@cadetcoll

1 month

Are we fkn w the 2c eye shadow

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@cadetcoll

2 months

Twitter crush didn’t like my thirst trap /:

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@cadetcoll

1 month

Who got this ID 🗣️ help

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@cadetcoll

4 months

If you don’t Then you dont want me at my: deserve me at my:

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@cadetcoll

5 months

Versace Versace Versace (butterscotch)

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@cadetcoll

3 months

The real Dukes Shady

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@cadetcoll

5 months

I told her about Mathew Perry’s death she said “that’s how I want to go: ketamine in a hot tub” 😭

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@cadetcoll

18 days

The iPhoto reels are so funny for what the music is fkn senddding me ☠️

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@cadetcoll

2 months

@hooodrichgab ***She does drugs tho

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@cadetcoll

4 months

Would u say we’re approachable?

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@cadetcoll

17 days

Found an old gummy edible while packing for Vegas and was like hm this can’t be that potent anymore, right? Well let me tell u

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@cadetcoll

3 months

Something to take the edge off (virgin Shirley temple)

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@cadetcoll

9 days

Tussi pink nail slay for caverns 🥰

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@cadetcoll

1 month

My son looking dapper asf on this fine Easter Sunday 😤

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C🪩lleen

@cadetcoll

2 months

Did poppers write this

brae ᐞᐄᐞ

@itsBrae_

2 months

Try to relax your anus

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@cadetcoll

3 months

How many poppers could a popper pop if a popper could pop poppers

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@cadetcoll

1 month

Fan clackers are the highest form of attention seekers. I’m so sorry ur mom and dad didn’t pay attention to u as a child

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@cadetcoll

4 months

My sister took a really good titty pic of me w the Costa Rica sunset in the back and I have no man (who deserves me) to send it to this is truly tragic

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@cadetcoll

21 days

Toxic masculinity is crazyyy this mf said he FOUGHT a seizure like sir get medical help 😭

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@cadetcoll

28 days

I don’t EVER want to hear @Tyre_94 talk shit about house music again

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@cadetcoll

2 months

Do u ever stretch sooo good and hard it feels like u just did a whippet

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@cadetcoll

1 month

I got my pool party after all 🥰

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@cadetcoll

1 month

Just posted a thirst trap on the gram cus that’s what Jesus would have wanted

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@cadetcoll

6 years

Bitches be like “praying for my second home to make it through this hurricane!” as they sneak in one last bikini pic of the summer for likes on Instagram

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@cadetcoll

2 months

This came with my wristband and I feel like putting it on your luggage is just begging to “randomly” searched lol

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@cadetcoll

1 month

This square microwave tray that only jiggles back and forth and not around in a circle is the most unsettling thing I’ve ever seen

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@cadetcoll

2 months

This is me when I’m on a walk and smell someone smoking weed

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@cadetcoll

1 month

Happy birthday to my funniest bestie @givebigmamakiss life would be so utterly boring without you (allegedly) 🩷

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@cadetcoll

2 months

Strategizing for mmw guest list

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@cadetcoll

4 months

Why am I just now noticing the P in raspberry I don’t feel like that’s been there but ok

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C🪩lleen

@cadetcoll

3 months

I don’t even give dudes a fair chance on hinge anymore I look at one pic and am like would my friends bully him in the gc and swipe based on that

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@cadetcoll

2 months

Biggest ick = men who wear their sweatshirts around their waist

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@cadetcoll

4 months

Ok maybe not

C🪩lleen

@cadetcoll

5 months

Me before I got contacts 2 weeks ago and I’m happy to say that I think it has decreased my RBF quite a bit 😇 (I am still thinking bitchy thoughts tho, trust)

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C🪩lleen

@cadetcoll

14 days

Vegas 😍😍😍

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@cadetcoll

3 months

Good morning texts 🥰

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C🪩lleen

@cadetcoll

30 days

Still laughing thinking about how in Miami the door lady to a show was checking my bag, pulled out my poppers, looked at them then looked at me and I said “it’s just nail polish remover” and she put them back 😭

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C🪩lleen

@cadetcoll

13 days

Loling so hard at Rachel rn, she got kicked out of the day club we were at so went back to our hotel pool & she straight up told the bouncer “I was kicked out of the last club can I come in here /:” and they said no & she was so offended like why you tattle on yourself bitch 😭

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@cadetcoll

2 months

We did it Joe

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@cadetcoll

4 months

This is me on k

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@cadetcoll

4 months

Two years in a row now they got me doing manual labor on family vacation smh

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C🪩lleen

@cadetcoll

1 month

Sprinting through MIA in this state only to miss my flight was not how I was hoping to cap this bender 🫠

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C🪩lleen

@cadetcoll

4 months

No friend group will ever have as much fun as mine I’m telling u

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@cadetcoll

20 days

I love texting guys things like this so they have to read it in their head and sound super fruity🤭

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@cadetcoll

3 months

Now who the fuck is going to choose to walk around with their pits smelling like peanut butter 🤨

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@cadetcoll

1 month

Save me Shirley temple and mozzarella sticks save me

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@cadetcoll

1 month

2 c the beauty in everything

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@cadetcoll

3 months

I’m stoned and just tried to say armed robbery but said robbed armery. There should be a word for what that kind of mix up cus I be doin it

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@cadetcoll

4 months

Dj Coconutz coming to a house party near you

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@cadetcoll

24 days

Whether my 2.5 year long fwb/situationship brings me back the Cloonee Coachella hat I begged him to will truly be make or break for us (make as in we keep fkn)

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C🪩lleen

@cadetcoll

1 month

Wook flu is really crazy cus I spent the last 2 days down horrendous, thinking I actually caught something, then got 12 hours of sleep last night and feel ready for another bender today lol

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@cadetcoll

4 months

I’m putting decks up there and switching out that heinous light fixture for a disco ball

Alan Corey | Real Estate Maximalist

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4 months

One of my least-liked design elements of suburban design is this inaccessible landing I see in foyers. Any creative solutions for "staging" it out there?

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@cadetcoll

4 months

Morning spread

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@cadetcoll

3 months

⁦⁦ @LaytonGiordani ⁩ cooked and I ate that shit UP

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@cadetcoll

5 months

This one second place ig

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@cadetcoll

5 months

Drop the most iconic photo of u. Haven’t taken a harder pic since

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@cadetcoll

4 months

This is what life’s all about

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@cadetcoll

3 months

The fact that you can’t order poppers on Gopuff is bullshit

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@cadetcoll

4 months

Ok I think I’m ready to be delusional over a new man. Who want me!

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@cadetcoll

5 months

Just parallel parked on the first try. Women in stem!! 😮‍💨

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@cadetcoll

1 month

The most @givebigmamakiss bday celebration ever was had with a bender in Miami and Taco Bell cheesy potato cake 🥰

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@cadetcoll

18 days

Alli Jo has been thinking Keinemusik is pronounced Kelon Musk and hasn’t been telling about it cus she knew that wasn’t how you pronounced it ☠️

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C🪩lleen

@cadetcoll

5 years

Wanted to try out a pickup line on @bumble so i asked 3 guys “r u a mushroom?” & waited for them to say “no” to which I’d reply “o cus u seem like a fungi” but then none of them responded & i forgot about it so now i just seem fuckin weird for asking if they’re a mushroom

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C🪩lleen

@cadetcoll

27 days

Help I went on a date and have a crush on him what do I do NOW this is torturous already

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@cadetcoll

4 months

Thank god for the ick. I take it very seriously. You do or say one wrong thing and there is no coming back from that w me. Once you give me the ick you can bet I have seen the light for good 🙏🏼

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@cadetcoll

1 month

Just actually started crying listening to Black Coffee thinking about how in a little over a month I’ll be at his set in Chicago surrounded by my best friends celebrating my birthday (it could still be the comedown hitting tho lol)

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@cadetcoll

3 months

If you are a DJ can you please remix “all night long” by Lionel Richie

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@cadetcoll

2 months

Cute things I saw this weekend 🥰 signs are all around us ✨

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@cadetcoll

3 months

Happy birthday @Tyre_94 Twitter luvs u

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@cadetcoll

3 months

Hot girl rot >>> hot girl walk

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@cadetcoll

4 months

What are they taking me in for wrong answers only

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@cadetcoll

1 month

Finding our insta cart shopper and throwing hands bc wtf is this

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@cadetcoll

14 days

There is not a single attractive man in Vegas idk why anyone is worried about their girl having a bachelorette here lol

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@cadetcoll

1 month

This is really how men ask you to hang out now a days and it makes me want to THROW MY PHONE AGAINST A WALL

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@cadetcoll

4 months

You ever find an absolute banger on Spotify and see it has less than 50k streams and want to just shout it from the rooftops like everyone should hear this!!

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C🪩lleen

@cadetcoll

6 years

Mollie Tibbetts killed by an illegal immigrant=all immigrants are bad. Close the borders. White men committing more mass shootings than any other group=isolated incidents based on mental instability. Thoughts n prayers. Not the guns fault. Bitch, you’re a damn hypocrite.

Candace Owens

@RealCandaceO

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Mollie Tibbits was killed by an illegal immigrant. There will be ZERO outrage from Democrats and the spineless celebrities who march to their orders because they need open borders for votes. How many more AMERICAN lives is the left willing to sacrifice for elections?

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@cadetcoll

13 days

I FOUND MY WALLET so the universe does just wants me to have fun 🤪

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@cadetcoll

1 month

I think this is because crushes, by default, are never reciprocated 😃😃😃

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1 month

having a crush is truly soooooo dehumanizing

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@cadetcoll

4 months

Me at the car dealership all by myself this weekend

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@cadetcoll

4 months

This is our legacy look at me

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C🪩lleen

@cadetcoll

6 years

This guy just told me he’s a “huge fan of chips” like okay and I like to watch The Office and thoroughly enjoy some mac n cheese as if that’s not every human on the planet, BRAD

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@cadetcoll

4 months

Me n who

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@cadetcoll

4 months

First meal of the year inspired by @givebigmamakiss

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@cadetcoll

21 days

I be sending my friends songs that make me think of them that are def meant for couples but sue me im in luv w them 🥰

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@cadetcoll

5 months

DMs are open, inquire today!

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@cadetcoll

4 years

Desperate times call for desperate measures

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@cadetcoll

14 days

I’ll wagyu if you wagme 😏

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@cadetcoll

2 months

The way I am so invested in and excited for Fisher and Chloe to become parents as if they were actually friends of mine. Don’t even get me started on my love for Ellidy and Minnie

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@cadetcoll

2 months

The shape of this glass makes me feel uneasy

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@cadetcoll

6 months

Last men standing of 12. Only the strong survive 😤

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