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@c0wbitch

2 years

Thinking about the homeless man in Austin who I used to pay $15 to watch my car while I went out and one night I came back and all the cars around mine were broken into except mine and he was sitting on my hood and said “I ain’t let em touch this one miss Kenzie!!!”

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remember quarantine when everyone was making bread and dancing and making art and taking care of plants and just learning new useful skills and we got a small glimpse into what life is supposed to be like

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Every time I tell my friends this story they say “he was probably the one breaking into cars” 1. I don’t think so he seemed like a very nice man 2. Idc tbh if it costs me $15 a few weekends out of the month for him to not break into my car and get me free parking I’ll take it

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@c0wbitch

2 years

He also used to take other peoples parking vouchers and give them to me <3 miss him

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@c0wbitch

2 years

You’re only allowed to @ me about “only giving him $15” when I was 19 if you go outside rn and give your local homeless person a 20 and attach the vid to your comment thanks

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@c0wbitch

2 years

welcome to my job HAHAHAHAHA

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@c0wbitch

2 years

he’s really everywhere i go. i consider him a positive omen. some people have angel numbers. i have shaquille o’neal.

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@c0wbitch

2 years

@alli_s0n_ Why do I feel like it’s the same man 😂😂

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@c0wbitch

3 years

anybody else just sleep with a small stockpile of stuff next to them

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@c0wbitch

3 years

republicans

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7 years

Five things that should NEVER go near your vagina

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@c0wbitch

2 years

@wokedaddysmoke I didn’t go back to Austin for a while and ever since I started going again haven’t seen him since! Hoping he got off the streets 🤍

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@c0wbitch

2 years

@tinateeenz He was a king. Haven’t seen him in a year or two hoping he got off the streets 🤍

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@c0wbitch

5 years

u come in here like you own the place with ur cool vans steezing like ur some sort of god ur not god ur a one year old child

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@c0wbitch

4 years

men are literally nuts

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@c0wbitch

1 year

i’m so tired of seeing this shit on here. she’s a sex worker. she’s also a wife. what is the big fucking confusion or bombshell ??????

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@omgitsbirdman

1 year

one month later 😭😭😭

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@c0wbitch

2 years

smacked a man in the mouth for grabbing my ass tonight <3

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@c0wbitch

6 months

i just had to brag on myself for a sec cause i did that!!!! june vs now -25 pounds

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@c0wbitch

2 years

all age festivals freak me out i’m too spun to look at a baby like wtf

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@c0wbitch

4 years

*clears throat* the public porn industry encourages sex trafficking, sexual abuse, incest, and rape. not to mention all of the recorded videos posted without consent, or knowledge that they were filmed. shopping small is always better, this includes adult entertainment.

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@Nlechoppa1

4 years

Porn is free how tf y’all making these hoes rich off only fans 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤦🏽😂😂😂😂

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@c0wbitch

4 years

i stayed up literally all night making this but holy shit was it worth it!!!

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@c0wbitch

2 years

are we ready to talk about the insane prices of food at festivals when 9/10 times it’s mids asf

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@c0wbitch

2 years

idk who needs to hear this but a DJ not wanting a relationship with you is not a cancellable offense

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@c0wbitch

4 years

dear people who don’t sleep naked how and why

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@c0wbitch

3 years

everyone tell beans he looks steezy in his hoodie right now or else

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@c0wbitch

3 years

rufus du sol tonight 🤩🤩

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@c0wbitch

2 years

if u see me have a nip slip at buku mind ur business

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@c0wbitch

2 years

Here’s my face!

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@c0wbitch

2 years

I rlly hate how normalized it is to have a full blown cocaine addiction these days

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@c0wbitch

3 years

g jones day …………………………

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@c0wbitch

2 years

last okee pic….for now 🤌🏻

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@c0wbitch

2 years

stop making riddim we need electricians

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@c0wbitch

3 years

i wasn’t gonna post about this because it was lowkey embarrassing but i had TWO out of 20 of my “friends” show up for my bday yesterday with 2 weeks notice & an rsvp. after every member of my family cancelled on my birthday dinner. 2022 me is about to be a real selfish bitch!!!

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1 year

as much as i hate to say this, again, and i know it’s a hot take... we have to stop hiring fans as security/ground control. nobody will watch the crowd if they’re watching the stage.

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@c0wbitch

9 months

golden hr at legend valley >>>>>

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@c0wbitch

4 years

the fact that dominoes has a better tracking method than the USPS ???????

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@c0wbitch

9 months

lost lands what the fuck is up!!!!!!!!!

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@c0wbitch

4 years

@timersonco @throwing_shayde @wattmalker @Buckleys_Angel1 CHOOSING ignorance when people’s lives are being lost, couldn’t be me.

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7 months

i did this once when i was like 12 at church for attention and my dad constantly brings it up to try to get me to believe in god and is like “remember??? you felt it” like i was just bored travis

Truly Pete (72%)👽 🔜 Some Rave Eventually

@AStateofPete

7 months

When you’re at the function and the DJ starts playing that one song that hits you right in the feels

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@c0wbitch

2 years

@Honiizine I wish I knew! I stopped going as often and quarantine hit and I obviously didn’t go most of 2020. Haven’t seen him since a few times after he saved my car! This was years ago. Hoping he got off the streets :)

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@c0wbitch

1 year

at the self checkout and my bf be like “wait did you scan that 🤨” bro if u don’t shut UPPPP

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@c0wbitch

2 years

ok purrrrr

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@c0wbitch

6 years

@StephyDSwagg @HannahLeBeau Y are you even this concerned ab a joke on twitter lol

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@c0wbitch

3 years

i hate the “i survived on a single chicken strip” meme about fests 😩 pls take care of yourselves, especially if you’re taking substances. nutrition and hydration is still important if not even more when you’re dancing around sweating your ass off

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2 years

hot take! but if u are in a mental space where something you see on social media is going to trigger you maybe just don’t be on social media until you’re in a better headspace. your triggers are not other peoples responsibilities. also we’re adults

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@c0wbitch

3 years

got a lil freaky…..got a lil deaky

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@c0wbitch

2 years

steppin out for @matrodamusic

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@c0wbitch

2 years

she wore a crown and came down in a bubble!!!!!!!!!

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@c0wbitch

3 years

i’m hot!!!!

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@c0wbitch

1 year

being an edm fan is genuinely embarrassing sometimes

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@c0wbitch

2 years

post festival skinny is my favorite

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2 years

i’m offended all my friends keep asking if this was about me……..but also i understand

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2 years

@BeNxthing Yes!!! Lol I think there may be more than one who does this though. Haven’t seen this specific guy in a few years

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@c0wbitch

2 years

how do y’all ever end up fucking your friends exes? i would literally kick most of them in the teeth given the chance

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@c0wbitch

2 years

ppl who think GA camping is shitty make me laugh I’ll literally sleep in the dirt idc

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@c0wbitch

1 year

festival closet pages be like “disco lemonade set for sale! worn 1 time in perfect condition except there’s a giant grass stain on the ass and i free bled in it all night! perfect for electric forest 😍✨ asking $2k +$100 shipping”

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2 years

i want to live on this boat!!!!!

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6 months

1st day as a bikini barista wish me luck 🫣

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@c0wbitch

3 years

wtf do y’all be saying instead of y’all. racking my southern brain rn

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1 year

i could’ve sworn chick-fil-a used to be spelled chic-fil-a or am i insane

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@c0wbitch

6 years

@monxxbeats I deadass will never read the word Tulsa the same again after yesterday LMFAO

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@c0wbitch

2 years

this fit was 2 gas

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@c0wbitch

4 years

These pictures are powerful. The tits. The sugar cube.

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@c0wbitch

2 years

i am pro kink shaming. some of y’all’s kinks deserve to be shamed and also maybe even jail!!!

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@c0wbitch

2 years

I’m gonna kms so embarrassing LMAO

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4 years

ITS ME LMAOOO

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@c0wbitch

2 years

Ok I’ll stop bombarding y’all with bass canyon pics now

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@c0wbitch

2 years

I cannot get over how beautiful it is here what

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@c0wbitch

6 months

can u believe i didn’t get hired at the topless barista job be fr rn………

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@c0wbitch

2 years

Link in da bio come see my boobiezzzz

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@c0wbitch

10 months

y’all want more security at shows and fests then bitch about more security like what do u want

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@c0wbitch

2 years

some would even say i’m…. shaqreligious

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@c0wbitch

1 year

also like when are y’all going to learn everyone has different boundaries within a relationship !!!!! mind ur fucking business

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@c0wbitch

2 years

bed head

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1 year

@RawkC u thought u ate huh

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2 years

@skinprettyshel thank u i rlly didn’t expect all the hate i was gonna get from this lmaooo

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@c0wbitch

2 years

@ProducedByEugee @RaenbowRenegade @KatEliseTV @alli_s0n_ He would ask people for them as they were leaving! Not steal them. Srry should’ve used a better verbiage for that

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@c0wbitch

2 years

why are you, as a grown woman, a taylor swift stan

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@c0wbitch

2 years

beginning of the fest vs the end

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2 years

@ThatFunnyGuy9 @sebcol13 @squadtanamobay @realimospizza @magically_madie @miss_mjoy why does acknowledging that people had more free time to do things they enjoy take away from any of that. no one is diminishing the tragic portion of why there was a quarantine. all i’m saying is we’re not meant to spend our entire lives chasing a dollar

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@c0wbitch

3 years

innerbloom never fails to put me in the zone 🌱 @UnitedFlowArts

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@c0wbitch

2 years

i rlly said 😜

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1 year

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tay.

@taynextdoor

7 months

it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.

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8 months

guys be honest is this giving buzz light year

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@c0wbitch

2 years

my boobs are so cute

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2 years

just wanted to say this supposed to be a lot more anti-capitalism than pro-quarantine. quarantine sucked a lot of the time. an all time low for most. i’m just pointing out one good factor which is a lot of people got a lot more free time to do the things they enjoy.

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tested positive for missing my fuckin girls

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2 years

steppin out

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