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@bumfuque17

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Amor Fati // Memento mori ⏳

Here and There
Joined May 2021
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@LewKaineMane Of course it’s one of those 🤦🏾‍♂️
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@Wholesomemen__ Buddy said:
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People hate avocado for attention.
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@cmcqueenn @slvppy @Lynnnbautista She’s getting her back blown by another man rn. Focus on yourself dawg
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@GoodGoodJudie @PakiCrypto @SaycheeseDGTL Damn it Judie! If Johny got 5 apples
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Big boy job secured!
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I must be following The right ppl bc there’s no zen on my TL
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I love seeing beautiful Haitian women on my TL. Nou fè ti kèm bat.
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“Would you drink your water from a bag?” Laugh in Haitian 😂
@HowThingsWork_
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Water bag sealing. 💦 We are seeing a massive increase in production due to the fact it uses less plastic & is easier to transport.💧 would you drink your water from a bag? Or do you feel it's another example that's gone too far?
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Due to inflation, I am now 6’3.
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Being a nurse is a scary job. One simple mistake can cost someone’s life and these niggas scammed their way in? Nah, lock them niggas up.
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Sounds like an unsafe work environment to me.
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@prxscxllv
Priyanka
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My coworker: I don’t wanna get tested because I’m sure I got covid *proceeds to pull down her mask to sneeze without covering her mouth right in my space* ???????????????????
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Kòman nou wèm?
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@bumfuque17
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48 OYSTERS!????!??
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It is mind-blowing how ignorant some ppl are about certain of the world. This lady was shocked when I told her I still have fam in Haiti. “OMG, that's so sad! How do u guys communicate? Do they have cell phones there?” No mofo, we use pigeons.
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Fanm lèd toujou frekan smh
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English is a f-up language man here’s an example. In French we call this ☔️ parapluie bc li pare la pluie, which makes sense, right? In English, we call it umbrella. Wtf is an umbrella?
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I should’ve been a scammer
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Let me turn on Rema’s album while I finish these assignments.
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Working 3 12s in a row >>> 8hr/day x 5 days
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Lol! As an immigrant working in healthcare, 90% of the time this is the first question patients ask me after I introduce myself. There’s nothing offensive in that.
@UjuAnya
Uju Anya
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No matter how sweetly you ask it, “Where are you from?” is not a polite question.
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Me after registering to take the NCLEX
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The whole concept of “my problems are my problems. I prefer to suffer alone and not bother anyone.” is not healthy at all. Idk why so many live by that. Yeah, asking for help is vulnerable and uncomfortable but life is not meant to do alone my G.
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@bumfuque17
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Updating my “this is him” pic
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On one side you got ppl in Haiti praying to leave the country and never come back. And on the other side you got the devout patriots most of whom weren’t even raised in Haiti who think Haiti is still “la perle des Antilles.”
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So you’re telling me this nigga Haitian this whole time? 😂
@FOS
Front Office Sports
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BREAKING: Popeyes has signed Dieunerst Collin — "The Popeyes meme kid" — to an NIL deal. Collin is now a freshman offensive lineman at D-II Lake Erie College.
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Or, maybe just maybe they didn’t know. They didn't have the same access to information as we do now. With financial literacy not being taught in school, how were they supposed to know about it let alone enforce it on us? Just accept they did the best they knew how man.
@aristotlegrowth
Aristotle Investments
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The problem with our parents generation is that they pushed religion harder than financial literacy. 🤷🏾‍♂️💯
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You should change your name to 7-eleven bc ou pran gaz fasil.
@Fly_Jitt
B. Gatsby
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Imma let you have your jokes cause when the time comes you gonna be in a trench along the 38th parallel fighting for me to send these tweets off. God bless brother!
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And then there’s the Haitian version… “Gwosè malbourik tankouw” li antre nan santimanw. Siw gen konsyans, li few reflechi epi fòw pran konsyans.
@DaShaunLH
🏞️ - 🌊| they/them
2 years
i’m sorry but “at your big age” and all of its variations is SO funny to me!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@DjAsIs @Zazamyodor He was right 🤣
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Idk if this is PTSD kicking my ass or I’m just paranoid but, whenever I go places, I like to sit facing the exit or be able to see the entire room.
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@SenseiSpidey @TheRealFafa__ This with Bonbon Sèl >>>
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@bumfuque17
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IG saw it first
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@DAVETV_9
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Jodi a se jou bèl ti foto 🌞 Quote tweet sa avek yon bèl ti foto/video ou 🤳🏾 📸
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206 bones and not one of ‘em Haitian
@winie509
Winie509 Pa Anmè Pa ANMEGDEM
2 years
Miss HAITI 😊🇭🇹
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@DAVETV_9
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Quote tweet sa ak yon bèl ti foto/video ou 📸🤳🏾
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Buddy wasted a lot of words to say he likes white women
@netflix
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Like most Love is Blind viewers, the cast is disgusted with Shake's behavior — Vanessa and Nick Lachey included! Love Is Blind: The Reunion premieres tomorrow.
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@bumfuque17
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Each time I go to Barnes and Noble, the cashier be like “Oh, I've been wanting to check out this book for the longest.” Today I finally called one out on their lies. 😂
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Yeah, nurses are FREAKS. Don’t ask me how I know.
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Just pay the child support man lol
@GhostFreeOr1056
Boston George’s Ghost
2 years
Niggas really be 25+ with no kids. You telling me no bitch in your entire history of bitches wanted to be attached to you forever? What a loser. You barbecue chicken.
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Seeing all these beautiful grad pics on the TL got me in my feelings knowing I’m next.
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Just updating my media
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If I block/unfollow you, it’s no beef. I’m just tired of seeing y’all annoying ass tweets on my TL.
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Life is hard. People are doing their best. Don’t be an asshole.
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@bumfuque17
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Yt person: you have an accent. Where you from? Me: I’m from Haiti. Yt person: so you speak french? Me: yeah, kinda. Yt person: Jay mahpale oui oui Me:
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Just start tweeting in creole bro
@Boeknowzz
Boe
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Some of y’all need to your wage
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Don’t mind me, I’m just updating my media.
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Why y’all still catfishing ppl in 2021? You’re ugly? That’s okay, chak boutèy gen bouchonl.
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Either you are Him or you're not. The game is the game!
@CarlWinsHigh
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2 years
The nigga she really wants doesn’t have to apply pressure
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I would rather fail my way through something than ask certain ppl for help. This is not me being prideful. It’s just that there are ppl who will make you regret asking for help by recalling it to your face every chance they get.
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Grief is a tricky emotion dawg. Just when you think everything is cool and you’re finally moving on, it creeps on you out of nowhere.
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I applied for this position last night just for the heck of it. I just got an email for an interview 😳.
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@bumfuque17
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I think I might have overcooked the beans but oh well.
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@bumfuque17
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A lil coconut rice, garlic greens beans with salmon shouldn’t take me no more than 60 minutes.
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At first, I watched this and think having a partner who will stick by and support you when you're not your best self is cool and whatnot...then think pieces, “woke”, faux deep feminist Twitter ruined it.
@Chop_Nasty
Ima Stick Beside the Cowboys
2 years
Man if a woman loves you, she’ll do ANYTHING for you 🥺😭
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I hate it when y'all use “there are kidnappers everywhere” in response to someone saying they’re scared to go to Haiti. If someone say they don’t feel safe going, that should be a good enough reason for them not to go and they shouldn’t be ridiculed for it.
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Depi figiw di m rayiw
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“All the caucasian to the back, IMMEDIATELY!”
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Being “nice” really doesn’t get you nowhere in this life.
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I hope you get the good news you’ve been praying/waiting for!
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Me: my name is Verly. I’m gonna be your nurse. Can you tell me your name and BD? Patient: you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. Me:
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Why the World Cup had to end dawg? I didn’t see any foolish tweet like this during the entire World Cup.
@aspenkatana
♱ katana ♱
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Marriage is the combining of two households and if you don’t plan to take their children in as your own you probably shouldn’t be marrying anyone w kids, that’s like simple sense
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You’re not the same person you were 5 years ago. You evolve as your self image does. Make sure to give yourself credit for overcoming things you never thought you would.
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Nursing school doesn’t prepare you how to handle a lot of shit. This girl just got off orientation a couple of weeks ago, and now she's crying her eyes out during every shift.
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Chin strap beard in 2023??? You are better off shaving it ffs.
@HaitianCane1
Haitian Cane 🇭🇹🟧🟩 .
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It took 32 years for my shit to connect 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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The more you know…
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@JerryR97 @MadridXtra So? Kane plays for Tottenham. Son Plays for Tottenham. Lloris plays for Tottenham.
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Beautiful! This is why I hate it when folks come on here blaming/criticize their parents for not doing/giving them xyz growing up.
@notdanilu
full-snack developer 🇭🇹
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Had a beautiful conversation with my mom today. She said “I wasn’t the best mom, but I gave you the best with what I had. If I didn’t teach you something, I didn’t know it. If I didn’t give it to you, I didn’t have it. But I did my best.”
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@koi_takleefff Especially while you're at work
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@iamruud_
D-TREY💢™️
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Post a selfie from your gallery but turn it 🖤&🤍
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@Jay_10R
Jay🇭🇹
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I thought LSU was in Florida 😂😂😂
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This is becoming one of my fav way to spend time with those close to me, just enjoying each other’s company.
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There’s no secret, I’m just Haitian.
@prett_Nanie
nanie
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For the men that don’t cheat …. What’s your secret? 😕
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Running is hard but I’m thankful to be able to do this. To me, it is more than just running. ☮️
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Why are y’all on space at 7 AM? Y’all brush y’all teeth or make y’all bed yet?
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On this day 2 years ago, I found out I got into nursing school.
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Gadon dòmi kap pete jem
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When it is something bad/negative, no body takes part in Haitian Twitter, everyone is just a Haitian on Twitter. But when something positive is happening, it’s“I love how Haitian Twitter come together to blah blah blah…”
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This is 90% of “pretty” women on Twitter
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Hard truth: no one is obligated to accept you no matter how pure intentions are or how “good” of a person you think you are.
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Clear, straightforward communication that leaves no room for confusion >>>
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Y’all little boyfriend let y’all go to work today? Smh, peasants!
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I promise y'all, it is okay to not have an opinion on every Twitter topic.
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Face those fears, take those risks, and use your time in a way that makes you the happiest.
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And she delivered😮‍💨 🎻
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I gotta witness Nathalie Stutzmann conduct an orchestra one of these days.
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