Soap eats bad food and gets EXTREMELY bloated and he finds it the funniest thing to jump Ghost when he's entering their apartment, point at his bloated stomach and scream "YOU GOT ME PREGNANT"
They are both cismales
shitty immune system ghost is my truth, he catches cold's in the rain, real sniffley guy, real sneezy fellow. +bonus, Soap who gets his mouth coughed in all the time, real germ fodder
i gotta shower real quick guys PLEASE keep a close eye on him. do NOT let him near MacTavish or they will form a violent chemical reaction. WATCH HIM very closely he's very sneaky...
Lieutenant Simon Riley who would rather drink than show up to the precinct, gets assigned a happy go lucky Android, named Johnny, to assist in cases (and keep him emotionally stable)
i gotta shower real quick guys PLEASE keep a close eye on him. do NOT let him near MacTavish or they will form a violent chemical reaction. WATCH HIM very closely he's very sneaky...
guys.... please watch him... i need to do laundry... i got him a big drink and Ghost pillow.... DO NOT let him near real Ghost...... the catastrophe....
guys.... please watch him... i need to do laundry... i got him a big drink and Ghost pillow.... DO NOT let him near real Ghost...... the catastrophe....
headcanon Simon is just stupid as shit, and no one else knows this because he doesn't fucking talk (until he meets Soap) and Soap realizes oh... he stupid as hell