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brooke

@brookemiccio

2 years

hot girls grew up doing the summer reading challenges at their local public library

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brooke

@brookemiccio

3 years

Hot people check their email at the bar

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brooke

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2 years

the year is 2014. youtubers are arriving at the mall for black friday right now eager to hit the stores quickly, return home by 2am to film and edit their hauls and have them up by sunrise

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brooke

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2 years

the men on love is blind really have the audacity to say "looks don't matter. it's about the connection" and 2 seconds later complain about how the girl they chose isn't physically their type

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3 years

vaccinated hot girl summer about to hit diff

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1 year

I’m down bad with a case of the winter uglies

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brooke

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2 years

So we are really all just reading the new Colleen Hoover novel and waiting for Taylor Swift’s new album to drop huh

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1 year

The way Selena is that beautiful in person though. I was in awe

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Now that Selena Gomez’s swelling from lupus is going down, they can’t believe her natural beauty so they accuse her of photoshop, it’s so funny to me.

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brooke

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3 years

Nothing hits like season 1 of gossip girl

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3 years

am i crying at the romance novel im reading because of the love story or because i fear i will never experience that type of love lmao

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3 years

As a former sorority girl I genuinely don’t think I would have survived rush in 2021. Rushtok is triggering

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brooke

@brookemiccio

2 years

Remember when our parents were all collectively gaslit into believing saving these little pieces of cardboard would fundamentally change our local schools budgets

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@brookemiccio

2 years

You really don’t realize how many people are in relationships until you go on Instagram on Valentine’s Day

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3 years

u really start to glow differently when u let go of things that no longer serve u

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3 years

a few weeks ago i invited a guy over after a night out and I’m sure he expected something quite different than me PACKING HIM A BAG of truff hot sauce and liquid iv i got in PR and sending him home………

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1 year

Babe wake up Lana Del Rey knows what vlogmas is

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1 year

hot girls watch the map the entire duration of a flight

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brooke

@brookemiccio

3 years

it’s almost time for all the fall snacks at Trader Joe’s and that is what’s getting me through

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@brookemiccio

1 year

I can’t watch a show and just let go of all of the impossibilities “bEcAuSe iTs a sHoW”. Like BFFR the kids in outer banks need to sleep at SOME point

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3 years

I haven’t received enough attention lately and it’s making me want to do something radical like get a tattoo or chop my hair

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3 years

it was the best of times it was the worst of times my first NYFW experience in a nutshell

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@brookemiccio

2 years

met my boyfriend the same time Kim and Pete met and my boyfriend hasn’t gotten my name branded on him yet??? kinda messed up

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@brookemiccio

2 years

think i missed the memo where everyone decided to wipe out their entire live savings on an insane trip to europe this summer????

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2 years

I’m just going to burn my silly little candles and read my silly little books and take silly little baths all weekend long

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3 years

The feminine urge to completely get rid of everything you own once a month

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2 years

being an adult is realizing you’re just always doing laundry and it never actually ends

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brooke

@brookemiccio

3 years

Do you think Taylor Swift’s FYP is just all… her

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brooke

@brookemiccio

2 years

Apple Pay is a little… too easy….

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brooke

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3 years

“we never talk anymore!” yeah because I don’t want to

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1 year

one day you’re young and crazy and the next day you’re getting car sick as a passenger

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@brookemiccio

3 years

due to personal reasons i will continue to serve more bold looks regardless of a theme

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2 years

ah tis the season for my basic ass blood to turn into 99% starbucks pumpkin cold foam cold brew

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@brookemiccio

3 years

do i want to have a family of 6 or do i just like watching moms restock their fridge for their kids

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brooke

@brookemiccio

3 years

Idk maybe it’s just me but national boyfriend day feels a little cheugy

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1 year

As if it wasn’t enough that Sydney Sweeney is the most beautiful and effortlessly cool girl ever. What can’t this woman do

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@brookemiccio

3 years

u know u luv me. xoxo

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brooke

@brookemiccio

3 years

shoot your shot boys! if Jason from selling sunset can date Chrishell, truly anything is possible

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3 years

Yeah I’m a grown ass woman who still sends my mom pics of everything I’m doing for praise

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@brookemiccio

3 years

Just went to Whole Foods after SoulCycle and didn’t meet the love of my life as I was walking through the aisles? I want a refund

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@brookemiccio

3 years

still processing the fact that my tiktok was on Taylor Swift’s FYP and she liked it

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brooke

@brookemiccio

2 years

The way I could go the rest of my life without posting on Instagram in feed and just on stories

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@brookemiccio

3 years

people ask me if im concerned about the large window in my shower in the new apartment as if i haven’t been the naked neighbor my entire life

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@brookemiccio

3 years

im in my folklore era

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brooke

@brookemiccio

2 years

The soft launch is a lot harder than people make it out to be. The delicate balance of privacy but also making it clear this is YOUR MAN.. it’s an art truly

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brooke

@brookemiccio

3 years

You mean to tell me we would all be this productive if there was no Instagram

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brooke

@brookemiccio

2 years

the next pandemic is low rise pants

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@brookemiccio

2 years

im not trying to be mean that’s just my love language

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brooke

@brookemiccio

3 years

Perhaps the most psychopathic thing I did this week was come home last night at 3:30am and reply to emails but set the replies to send at 6:30am so I didn’t look that insane

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brooke

@brookemiccio

3 years

Life hasn’t been the same since McDonald’s took away snack wraps

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@brookemiccio

3 years

Someone needs to remind me that every person who makes eye contact with me at the bar isn’t in love with me

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@brookemiccio

3 years

Pretty weird that for 10+ years of our lives we had to ask permission to use the bathroom as if it’s something that’s a choice???

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brooke

@brookemiccio

3 years

It’s not easy being the only New York City “influencer” who wasn’t invited to the gossip girl premiere but somebody had to fill this role

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@brookemiccio

3 years

I can feel myself being annoying but I can’t stop

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@brookemiccio

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one thing about me is that i don’t think my Apple Watch ruins my outfit! no matter what I’m wearing!

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@brookemiccio

3 years

so it turns out i love weddings and will happily be anyones plus one to any they have to attend moving forward. see u on the dance floor

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@brookemiccio

3 years

I don’t miss school but I do miss school supply shopping

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brooke

@brookemiccio

3 years

Mentally preparing myself for the few weeks in November when we are getting an Adele album and a Taylor Swift album. Someone needs to break my heart ASAP

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@brookemiccio

3 years

defrosting my basic bitch personality because psl’s are back tomorrow and i have no shame in how much i enjoy them

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@brookemiccio

3 years

I was about to go to bed but my romance novel JUST got spicy so I guess I’ll be up until 2am now

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@brookemiccio

3 years

normalize yelling “i got a text!!!!” every time you get an exciting notification

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3 years

i love my Instagram followers 😍

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brooke

@brookemiccio

3 years

why does every recipe online come with a novel of text on why it's their grandma's famous recipe

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3 years

you know when people ask you if you think you’re funny as an insult….. like actually i do think i am EXTREMELY funny thank you for recognizing talent, pal

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3 years

is… this what they call news these days

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brooke

@brookemiccio

2 years

Coming to the realization that I will never be one of those girls who just looks good after going in the pool. I look like I have just been electrocuted and that’s ok some of us just have to be more high maintenance

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brooke

@brookemiccio

3 years

my friends: i need to find this guy but i only have his first name and the school he went to- me: say less

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@brookemiccio

2 years

#TheBachelor reminds me that i may be 24.. but im not like beautiful bachelor girl 24 if that makes sense

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@brookemiccio

3 years

The key to having a successful crush is being so busy that you don’t even possibly have the time to sit and overthink it. Scientifically proven by me

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@brookemiccio

3 years

me after shedding tears, being the most vulnerable i have ever been & opening up about my deepest insecurities in my vlogs: so be sure to give this video a big thumbs up and subscribe

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2 years

the range that the 😭 emoji has. happy, sad, frustrated, surprised, excited ….

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3 years

My blood has officially been replaced with pumpkin cold brew

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@brookemiccio

3 years

Hot girl summer that’s a wrap but now it’s time flirty girl fall 🤪

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brooke

@brookemiccio

2 years

No tiktok trends have to be stopped why are we mixing BALSAMIC VINEGAR with LACROIX. should be ILLEGAL

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3 years

The way I’m addicted to caesar salad

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@brookemiccio

3 years

i only want to be referred to as 5iq cumdumpster dimwit for now on

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@brookemiccio

3 years

A girl at the bar this weekend turned to me and told me I looked like Dua Lipa and truthfully my ego didn’t need that this week because I’m riding way too high of a high now

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1 year

if I complain about having acne and you tell me to try cutting out dairy SHUT YOUR MOUTH

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2 years

this season is already unhinged lmfao there are no rules #TheBachelor

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1 year

The devil works hard but Meghan Trainor/Chris Olsen and the Tiktok algorithm work harder

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2 years

can’t wait to sit on my couch in my oversized sweatshirt and leggings and judge the met gala looks as if i am anna wintour herself

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@brookemiccio

3 years

i forgot how good it feels to be alone after a weekend of aggressive socialization

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@brookemiccio

3 years

me: im a forgiving person also me: i can’t wait to watch my enemies FAIL

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Thinking about how Rory was the real villain in Gilmore Girls and not Emily

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@brookemiccio

2 years

I mean I’ll admit it if I’m standing next to you and you are on your phone I WILL be reading over your shoulder. Share with the rest of the class please

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@brookemiccio

3 years

hinge serving me my “most compatible” option of the day might as well just tell me im ugly at this point

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@brookemiccio

3 years

Guess it’s a sign to enter into my fall Gilmore Girls hole

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3 years

Gilmore Girls premiered 21 years ago today introducing us to one of the greatest mother-daughter duos in television history, blessing us with endlessly quotable dialogue, and making generations long to live in the quaint yet wildly quirky Stars Hollow.

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It’s the saddest day of the year for Apple Music users

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@brookemiccio

3 years

another pro of masks in public aside from the obvious public health reasons: you can lip sync to songs and REALLY pretend u are in a music video and people won’t think ur insane because they won’t know

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The best night of my life holy shit