Breckin Meyer Profile
Breckin Meyer

@breckinmeyer

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Hi Twitter. I'm (formerly blue check) Breckin. Um...yeah, that's really all I have so far.

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@breckinmeyer
Breckin Meyer
3 years
Please be a fan of Road Trip. Please be a fan of Road Trip...
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Breckin Meyer
4 years
10 years ago this magical, fantabulous angel left us WAY too early. So crazy talented & the sweetest lil fairy ya ever could meet. Full Disclosure: Travis kisses Tai on the head because Brit was always like a lil sister to me. Missing Brit lots today. #BrittanyMurphy
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Breckin Meyer
4 years
This is so unexpected. I didn’t even have a speech prepared...
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4 years
In the '90s, even some of our most-beloved heartthrob heroes were kind of assholes. But Breckin Meyer's underrated character remains a good guy by today's standards.
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Breckin Meyer
10 months
Was lucky enough to have Johnny Hardwick as my pops Dale for almost a decade. He will be so damn missed! RIP
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Breckin Meyer
3 years
He was NOT.
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@breckinmeyer
Breckin Meyer
10 months
RIP to this LEGEND
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Breckin Meyer
2 years
Ivan Reitman produced Road Trip and there wasn’t, and still isn’t, a day that we forgot what a COMEDIC MASTER he was. Growing up on his work & THEN getting to work with him was a dream. He was encouraging, brilliant and pretty much right about everything. RIP Ivan and thank you
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Breckin Meyer
5 years
Zero clue.
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Breckin Meyer
7 years
Got a dog today...and she got a human.
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Breckin Meyer
3 years
Can’t stop watching. Must. Buy. Panda...and cleaning guy.
@RexChapman
Rex Chapman🏇🏼
3 years
Timeline cleanser. A guy cleaning up. And his little panda buddy...
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@breckinmeyer
Breckin Meyer
2 years
Not a CLUE among us.
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@breckinmeyer
Breckin Meyer
5 years
Happy Bday to the one and only @IncredibleCulk !!!! One of a kind!
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Breckin Meyer
3 years
This Franklin & Bash reboot SUCKS!
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Breckin Meyer
5 years
Yep. This is real. This happened. I was young and...look I have no excuse for the vest except that I was a big Han Solo fan. The bolo tie? That was um...Yeah I got nothing.
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Foywonder
5 years
Few failed TV pilots are as horrendous as NBC's 1990 family sitcom dumpster fire "...WHERE'S RODNEY?" about a preteen Rodney Dangerfield fan with the unexplained power to forcefully teleport the comedian to his location to give him life advice. Theme song alone is maximum cringe.
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Breckin Meyer
4 years
Hey 2020, You suck. Eat a bag of shit.
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Breckin Meyer
3 years
My lil one singing Livin’ on a Prayer “It doesn’t make a difference if WE’RE NAKED OR NOT!” and now I can’t unhear it. #JonBonNudity
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Breckin Meyer
5 years
Went to prom — I mean premiere w/ my redder half @sethgreen . @changelandmovie opens June 7 in select theaters and everywhere you stream stuff so ya ain’t gotta go outside.
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@breckinmeyer
Breckin Meyer
5 years
Guess who’s back? #FandB #Wevegotyourback
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Breckin Meyer
4 years
Please wish or tweet/text/annoy a HAPPY BDAY to one of my bestest pals @RyanPhillippe
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Breckin Meyer
5 years
Doesn’t matter what side of the aisle you’re on, @realDonaldTrump is just the creepiest, out of touch with humanity, selfish, bloated ego’d orange fat cat I’ve ever seen and I WAS IN BOTH GARFIELD MOVIES!
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Breckin Meyer
3 years
Happy Birthday to my co-worker, co-writer, co-star, co-ride or die, work wife and Iconic ginger, MR. SETH GREEN!!! Pals from lil 90s idiots to ‘21 idiots...but with beards! Please praise and annoy the bday boy accordingly @SethGreen .
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Breckin Meyer
5 years
I was lucky enough to work with Robert Forster on a film. He was old school cool, so sweet and just crazy talented. RIP, Sarge.
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@breckinmeyer
Breckin Meyer
4 years
I CALL DIBS ON PLAYING THAT FLY ON SNL!!!
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Breckin Meyer
3 years
Happiest of Bdays to my #1 side piece Mark-Paul Gosselaar! Please send @MPG all the loves and kisses. I’m so excited!
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Breckin Meyer
5 years
Last night. @GreenDay @Weezer & @falloutboy played @WhiskeyAGo which is like seeing them in a joint the size of your history class soooo it did NOT suck.
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Breckin Meyer
3 years
This got me. I’m so sorry...
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Rob Madge
3 years
The Sound of Music is on and I still scream every time the Mother Abbess calls Julie Andrews a cuntface
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Breckin Meyer
1 year
Please join me in wishing a very Happy Bday to the distinguished Mark-Paul Gosselaar @MPG . #SoExcited
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Breckin Meyer
4 years
Folks need to stop saying “the President SAID this but he MEANT to say this.” The President is a grown ass, orange man who can correct himself IF he wants. He’s got a mic in his face every day. He doesn’t. Cuz he meant it. #StandByFuckYou
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Breckin Meyer
5 years
Sleepless. (Rudd sleeps in a coffin during the daytime)
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Breckin Meyer
3 years
My mom was so excited that her boy (ME) was in her favorite “paper”...then she saw why. I REGRET NOTHING! love, Breckin Keebler-Oompa-Luigi-Meyer
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Breckin Meyer
4 years
Coronavirus, if you let @TomHanks go now, that will be the end of it - I will not look for you, I will not pursue you... but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you... and I will kill you.
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Breckin Meyer
4 years
Happy Bday to one of the bestest pals around @donald_faison We’ve DuJour’d, we’ve LoveBurger’d and we’ve gone Rolling w/ the — well you get the idea. #DuJourMeansBirthday
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Breckin Meyer
6 years
- Purchasing mankini: $8.95. - The look on your girlfriend’s face when you tell her it’s the only bathing suit you brought on your vacation: PRICELESS
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Breckin Meyer
3 years
Check out #Kid90 on Hulu! It’s a perfect storm of funny, brave, dark and touching all wrapped up in @moonfrye ’s incredible footage of all us lil jackalopes in the 90s. Curious what y’all think. ps: I have no memory of this pensive pic. Soleil did cuz y’know she’s wikked smaht.
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Breckin Meyer
4 years
Snitches get...OHMYGOD WHO’S THE CUTEST PUPPLES EVER!!!
@RexChapman
Rex Chapman🏇🏼
4 years
Alright, who did this?”🤣🤣🤣
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Breckin Meyer
4 years
This is Harley. Harley is totally okay with everyone having to be home. Harley also, apparently, can’t get the coronavirus. What else does Harley know that she’s not TELLING ME!?! Wanna send me your “happy for all the extra home time” pet pics? Do it #Harlantine #Boringtine
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Breckin Meyer
7 years
Just saw the Emoji movie. It's VERY different from the book.
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Breckin Meyer
4 years
He’s doing it all wrong. Why isn’t he blaming the votes and the news and the mic and the podium and the graphics! #NakeFews
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Rex Chapman🏇🏼
4 years
The last time a one term President lost: Here’s George H. W. Bush conceding to Bill Clinton saying, “We respect the majesty of the democratic system - and America must always come first. And we will get behind this new president and wish him well.”
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Breckin Meyer
4 years
The guy who works for me and all of us called in sick but I just saw him in an SUV waving to people. Since he works for me and isn’t following the regulations, can I fire him? #DriveByInfecting
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Breckin Meyer
3 years
Long time since Austin, Massachusetts.
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Breckin Meyer
3 years
Sexiest Heimlich Maneuver or Worst Prom Pic? #HeimlichAndBash #PromNight
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Breckin Meyer
4 years
This is so unexpected, I, uh, I didn't even have a speech prepared. Uh, but I would like to say this: SOCIAL DISTANCING is not something you can do all on your own. Many, many people contributed to my SOCIAL DISTANCING. Uh, I'd like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride-
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7 years
She gets me.
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4 years
Never been prouder to hear my words as a live action Boba.
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Breckin Meyer
7 years
If I can't write tomorrow then I gotta go and act again. You guys really want that? #WGAStrike #WGAunity
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Breckin Meyer
4 years
Even the other guy from Clueless gets it. I think he was also Thor.
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First We Feast
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& now an important announcement from #HotOnes ’ friend Paul Rudd! WEAR A MASK & watch until the end for a special cameo. WHO WOULD’VE THOUGHT?
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Breckin Meyer
2 years
Super Happy Bday wishes to Mark-Paul Gosselaar @MPG . From Zack all the way to Suits and um…I’m really more of a reader. HAPPY BDAY BUDDY!
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Breckin Meyer
3 years
Two things, I have an irrational fear of people singing right at me and it’s my bday. So @SethGreen @RyanPhillippe @Mike_Dougherty @ClareGrant know this. And sent a cavalcade of famous folks to sing into my eyes...and soul. Enjoy!
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Breckin Meyer
4 years
Pretend I’m not the super genius from Garfield and Rat Race. Forget that you learned how to love from Road Trip. Can someone EXPLAIN how folks claim the presidential election wasn’t fair BUT all the other votes on the ballot are 100% legit. All political sides are welcome to help
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1 year
Many thanks, folks. This graphic is like a visual This Is Your Life. For younger ones that was a tv show where — sorry, my bad, a TV SHOW is like tiktok but longer and on, like, a much bigger phone — where was I?
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Happy 49th Birthday!!! 🎂🎊🎉 Breckin Meyer! #Movies #HorrorCommunity
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Breckin Meyer
4 years
My first real on-screen kiss was with my pal @RyanPhillippe in 54. Got razor burn. We still talk. #JobRelatedInjury #BreckinsBoredBits
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Breckin Meyer
6 years
From L to R: Killed a LOT of walkers, Took a naughty Road Trip, Is too young to watch either.
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Breckin Meyer
4 years
Hat Burn.
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Breckin Meyer
4 years
Best $1995 ever spent.
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Jim Genac
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Flash back to a Jeopardy contestant using his final Jeopardy to tell Alex Trebek, who had advised he had stage 4 pancreatic cancer: “We ❤️ You, Alex”. It makes him nearly break down with tears of joy. 😭 RIP #AlexTrebek #Jeopardy
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4 years
This is ridiculous! Get me FRANKLIN & BASH already! @MPG , get the suits ready. Might check the kid’s dept. for mine.
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Rex Chapman🏇🏼
4 years
Yesterday @kayleighmcenany and @RudyGiuliani were peddling a silly story. Here’s a supercut of an Arizona judge examining the affidavit collection process used by the Trump campaign. It yielded “lies and spam." he decided - & disallowed the affidavits...
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Breckin Meyer
7 years
Got the band back together for NY comic con. @SethGreen @masongamble
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@breckinmeyer
Breckin Meyer
4 years
Think of all this fun you’re missing by not wearing a mask! #WearAMask
@RexChapman
Rex Chapman🏇🏼
4 years
Because most everything sucks right now please enjoy this baby laughing with daddy. Needed it today...
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Breckin Meyer
4 years
The long-awaited sequel to WASH YOUR HANDS!!! She’s learning a valuable lesson about hygiene...and that her dad is a monster. #Parantine #Scarantine
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Breckin Meyer
4 years
Dear @TheBoysTV I’m very tired at work today cuz I had to stay up and watch the finale at midnight! So damn good! Kudos @JackQuaid92 and all. AND KUDOS AGAIN! Did y’all watch it yet!? #SuchABloodyGoodTime
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Breckin Meyer
2 years
It’s that time of year when you must reach out as sensually as possible and wish @RyanPhillippe a very happy bday!
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@breckinmeyer
Breckin Meyer
5 years
You guys see me. You really see me.
@KFCBarstool
KFC
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Here are the facts - @breckinmeyer used to have sex in coffins as a teenager and @MPG has a huge head. Now lets get these two bastards on the big screen. Franklin & Bash: The Movie
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Breckin Meyer
4 years
Hi, @realDonaldTrump , my name is Breckin. I know you don’t feel well and I’m sorry. When my kids get sick I keep em home til they’re not so they don’t infect others. That’s my responsibility as a parent. You’re a parent & YOU’RE sick and very contagious. #StopGettingOtherKidsSick
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Breckin Meyer
3 years
First movie I did was with the legendary gloved one @RobertBEnglund . I had Freddy posters on my wall as I was auditioning so it was a dream gig (thank you). We caught up this weekend for the first time since…well, since he killed me in a video game. Such a great human!
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Breckin Meyer
6 years
8 years ago today @mpg & I fought the good fight...from a hot tub.
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Breckin Meyer
10 years
@NathanFillion u mean, wait for it, Castle II: The Breckining!
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Breckin Meyer
4 years
Dear Bee That Stung Me While I Was On My Motorcycle, dunno if you’re on twitter but I’m sorry I hit you. You didn’t have to sting me though. And on my throat! Plus we didn’t even exchange information. Also, I noticed you weren’t wearing a mask. You should Bee. #MyThroatHurts #Bee
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Breckin Meyer
4 years
Heartbreaking. RIP Mr. Boseman.
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Breckin Meyer
4 years
The family that masks together...well, lives and gets to be part of the solution. #DontBeAMaskHole #WearAMask #FaceDresses #FaceShirts
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Breckin Meyer
3 years
My teen showed me this from the tiktok, yeah I said THE, and I can’t stop watching. Enjoy!
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Breckin Meyer
3 years
Hi Earth, I’m Hollywood Elite-adjacent libtard Breckin Myers...Mier. I’m Breckin. I can’t sleep so I thought I’d take a moment to tell you, Actors don’t eat babies. You can’t look like @ChrisEvans or @chrishemsworth or any Chris by dining out on delicious, fattening babies. Byeee
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Breckin Meyer
4 years
Cmon down to 426 Hellno Avenue
@RexChapman
Rex Chapman🏇🏼
4 years
UPSTATE NEW YORK: For Halloween a guy built an articulating arm controlled by 1 HP motors that move around a gigantic inflatable spider in his yard. Incredible...
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Breckin Meyer
7 years
That’s it! Hands dipped in glue, then glass...then maybe m&ms but come dawn, @wilw WE BATTLE for the Red One’s hand in BFF-ness.
@SethGreen
Seth Green
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Just spending Sunday with my buddy @wilw #FancyMensSociety
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Breckin Meyer
2 years
By far one of my favorite RC moments was trying to make @SethGreen spit take his beverage during this recording. #BobaBreck
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Boba Fett Fan Club
2 years
On this day in 2007, Robot Chicken's first #StarWars special aired, which included this private moment between #BobaFett and #HanSolo . Fett was voiced by Breckin Meyer and the special was directed by Seth Green.
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Breckin Meyer
5 years
My youngest said she wants to stay home today cuz “she needs to catch up on her playing”. I totally get that.
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Breckin Meyer
2 years
You’re damn right it’s @sethgreen ’s bday. HAPPY BDAY SETHY!!! Now please go bother him with live, wishes and thoughts on these hairstyles. KISSES! #GeekStatusToKingStatus
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Breckin Meyer
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Mark-Paul Gosselaar.
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Breckin Meyer
4 years
Got me a makeover courtesy of my youngins. #GirlDad #FeltCuteMightWashLater
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@breckinmeyer
Breckin Meyer
4 years
Biden only has more votes cuz he does more testing!
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Breckin Meyer
4 years
This got me.
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Breckin Meyer
3 years
Lil legal babies.
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Breckin Meyer
4 years
BYE, DON 2020
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Breckin Meyer
4 years
“We’re getting your husbands back to work.” Please womansplain to me cuz I don’t understand how he gets even 1% of the female vote at this point. This is a genuine request. Help me understand this one.
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Breckin Meyer
5 years
Dear @themandalorian Hi. My name is Breckin. Um...you’re really neat. I just watched you. Can we be best friends? Don’t tell @SethGreen . He’ll get jealous.
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Breckin Meyer
4 years
Pete is SPEAKING.
@occamsrazor45
Occam's Razor ★
4 years
Pete is getting Biden votes from Fox viewers, full stop.
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Breckin Meyer
4 years
Waiting in line to vote? Reading your phone? I’ll help ya pass the time. Name a flick or show I was in and I’ll tell you an embarrassing or mildly entertaining tale from said project. #EmbarrassingElectionEntertainment #Vote #LineTimeWaster #BreckElection
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Breckin Meyer
3 years
Damn. Ya got me, Rex. Got me good.
@RexChapman
Rex Chapman🏇🏼
3 years
The exact moment a father of four young children hears silence for the first time in years. Heartwarming...
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Breckin Meyer
3 years
“Do we have a pen, a pencil sharpener and a wall we don’t like?” - My lil one, 5 min ago. Feels like a trap.
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Breckin Meyer
4 years
WASH YOUR HANDS!!! Scare ‘em into good hygiene. Also it really helps me pass the time to scare the heckfire out of my youngins. And if YOU wanna send me videos of your fun parenting techniques, I’M IN! #Scarantine #WashYourHands
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Breckin Meyer
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This is a post about Nothing.
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Breckin Meyer
4 years
I’ve eaten all the food, I finished the Internet, my iPhone and hand have fused together and I am now legally married to my couch. If I learn to make bread I will have all THE PANDEMIC STONES!!!
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Breckin Meyer
4 years
What the fuck is wrong with this guy?
@Acyn
Acyn
4 years
Trump on Kamala Harris: Nobody likes her. She could never be the first woman president. That would be an insult to our country
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Breckin Meyer
8 years
Guys, just turned on my tv and it looks like one of my mom’s smart, well dressed friends is arguing with an amber Kraken. #debatenight
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Breckin Meyer
4 years
This made me happy. Remember happy?
@ScottGustin
Scott Gustin
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Just stop what you’re doing and enjoy listening to the #AvengersEndgame opening night crowd react to Captain America wielding Thor's hammer. CHILLS.
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Breckin Meyer
3 years
My lil one drew this at bfast today. Impressed but also a lil terrified. Can you name all 8?
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Breckin Meyer
4 years
The GOAT. Just an absolute legend. The humblest of brags but I got to work with Fred on a few different occasions. He’s exactly what you want him to be and more. The Willy Wonka of Funny. He just made everything so much funnier. Guffman tonite for sure.
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Breckin Meyer
4 years
Knock, knock. Who's there? Science. C'mon in, Science. Wear a mask and listen to science cuz its f*cking SCIENCE. "But my rights to --". Nope. "But my nose gets --" Shut up. Science wins.
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Breckin Meyer
4 years
@JesseStern What movie?
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