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@boyar_dad

7 months

I hired this cat to stare at you

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2 months

An update on Shambles, I'm so sorry everyone 💔

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7 months

Hey everyone, soooo about a week ago Beef and I welcomed a new friend into the home. He's orange, he's scrungly, and he's a familiar face to a lot of ya. Can't wait to show y'all what Beef and Shambles get up to!

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6 months

Shambo can...can ya move please?

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7 months

Perfect shrimp pose, excellent job Shamby

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6 months

Physically restraining him from pressing the keys

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6 months

Shambo can...can ya move please?

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7 months

He's right behind me, isn't he?

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6 months

against the odds they managed to fit together on the smallest pet bed in the house

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6 months

He's so fuzzy, plush even

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6 months

A fine boy! A handsome boy!

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6 months

his smug aura mocks me

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7 months

little grump who climbs in my lap, hisses at me, and proceeds to conk out

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6 months

Absolutely obsessed with these close-ups I took of the boys the other day

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7 months

for those of you wondering how the boys are getting along

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6 months

You come to us? On cozy Sunday? Without treats?

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5 months

no more video games 😠

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5 months

he's never beating the clingy baby accusations, especially after all this lap time

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2 months

POV: it's bed time and Shambles is very happy because he gets to loaf on you

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7 months

how can he sleep like that? beans out and everything

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5 months

putting their grievances aside to huddle for warmth ☺️

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6 months

look Shammy, you gotta play with the cord like this

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5 months

oh scrungly cat perched atop my couch, what wisdom do you have to share today?

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2 months

He's so eloquent!

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4 months

It's ok Shambo, I don't need this hand right now, all yours buddy

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2 months

the way Shambo holds Beef's arm with his tail 🥹

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7 months

It's over Beef, I have the high ground!

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4 months

he's angy after I woke him up 😅

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5 months

towering over the apartment, as he should be

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3 months

Bambles I don't care how much you hit me with that death stare, I'm busy

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4 months

comfy, thriving even

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5 months

Caturdays are for the boys

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6 months

Yes Bambles, the resemblance is striking, thank you for sharing

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5 months

Shambles looking like a revolutionary leader, taking charge when he has the braincell

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6 months

Me too Beef, me too

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6 months

sooo eeeepy

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5 months

Beefaroni, my majestic child

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6 months

Father, I don't understand why you like this

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2 months

Literally the only time he isn't quacking at me 🙄

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4 months

Local baby gets his claw stuck in the cushion and needs my help to get free (he refuses to let me trim his nails)

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3 months

maybe...maybe video game time isn't too bad

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2 months

Local menace is officially strong enough to jump onto the counter, it's so over for me

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6 months

You stopped!? Rude.

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7 months

oh they're boxing now

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1 year

He's warm, he's safe, he's happy!

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1 month

fäther, you must stay and pet me

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2 months

absolutely flabbergasted that I chose to get out of bed

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6 months

oughe, that's the spot

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5 months

me when I finally GET you

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3 months

scrungly little loaf 🍞

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4 months

[Intrusive Thoughts]

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3 months

Pets! Pet me please or else I'll collapse into dust

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@boyar_dad

6 months

The esteemed Beefloaf, so regal and cultured

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11 months

oh to be a Beefaroni lounging on the couch

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4 months

serial hand thief who cannot be stopped

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6 months

orange on orange violence

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6 months

awash in the ocean of thought

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4 months

my sweet boys, just lounging 🥹

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3 months

"yes Shambles?" "the injustice! the sheer gall to leave me for what? work? absurd."

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7 months

[Persuasion Check: Failed]

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3 months

he's just illegally cozy

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4 months

Lovely. Majestic...eepy

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5 months

I wish I could sleep half as well as Beef, he's so content 😴

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5 months

the grievances in question for those who were skeptical

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5 months

putting their grievances aside to huddle for warmth ☺️

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1 month

against the odds, he's somehow become even more of a ham

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4 months

🦆!

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21 days

rest assured Beef's picked up the lap cat responsibilities around the house

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4 months

come 'ere, lemme bother you

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4 months

Beef's teefs, belly, and beans all in one pic. I've truly outdone myself here

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1 year

All these toys and yet he just prefers to chase his tail

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3 months

Beef, you're so polite, refined, and downright dapper. How do you pull it off so effortlessly?

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2 months

it's impossible to get out of bed with an entire Beefaroni on your chest, trust me I've tried

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8 months

just an absolute ham of a cat, lounging around without a care

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1 year

Disturbing the morning loaf

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3 months

my boys out here looking like an album cover

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1 year

goblin mode activated

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4 months

most normal Beefaroni face

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1 year

I've been trying to get this on camera for weeks and so I present, Bleparoni.

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1 year

That's a 10/10 loaf right there, good job Beef!

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1 year

caturday is for cleaning

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14 days

the creature, confronted with his own reflection, is perplexed

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8 months

he's just so...shaped

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8 days

I fear not the Beef who's practiced 1000 different kicks but the Beef who's practiced one kick 1000 times

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1 year

lemme just get a little sniff in there

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23 days

the face of a goblin who is about to provide unsolicited tech support

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9 months

Local baby still loves his blankie 🥹

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3 months

come on, lemme in

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11 months

He's never beating the eepy allegations

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6 months

You're...grooming your toy? Why are you like this?

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7 months

Beef's concerned you haven't taken care of yourself enough today

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19 days

some late afternoon snoozing from this very shaped lad

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8 months

Proudly showing off the belly floof he just groomed

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11 months

oughe, that's the spot

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1 year

pondering the orb 🧙‍♂️

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6 days

his arrival was foretold in the ancient murals

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8 months

heated negotiations for how many treats I'll give him

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1 year

Trying to get my attention while I'm in a meeting. Crafty and subtle, this one

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1 year

Rare photo of me surviving a belly rub attempt

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1 year

his jowls flow into the pillow 😪

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8 months

Since I can't get Beef into a costume to save my life, please enjoy the big man snoozin away this Halloween evening 😴

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