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2 years

I asked Johnny Gaudreau if he was happy and he said he was.

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7 years

I can’t sleep because I’m so excited for tomorrow. I sent a text to Jaromir Jagr asking if he was excited but he didn’t text me back.

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We're going to the playoffs! I'm happy, I asked some of the guys and they said they're happy. Coach Hartley doesn't look happy but he is.

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2 years

I messaged Paul Byron and asked if he likes to eat toast for breakfast and he said he does.

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9 years

I thought Connor McDavid would be happy today but he wasn't.

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9 years

I asked the guys during the game if they thought Kevin Bieksa was relevant tonight but they didn't hear me because our fans were too loud.

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9 years

I was going to text Dougie Hamilton and welcome him to Calgary but I don't have his number so I can't right now.

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2 years

I asked Jonathan Drouin to rate the water pressure of the showers at the Bell Centre and he said c'est une question stupide. I said sorry, I don't understand.

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9 years

I asked Michael Ferland if he thinks the Vancouver Canucks are mad at him and he said he hopes so.

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7 years

I asked Mike Smith if he likes shutting out the ducks and winning in Anaheim and he said he does.

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5 years

I just asked Johnny Gaudreau if he was looking forward to playing hockey tonight and he said he was. Then I asked Cam Talbot and he said he wasn’t starting and I said oh maybe next game? He said maybe.

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2 years

I threw a snowball at Milan Lucic today but I missed him and hit a garbage can instead. I said "hey Milan, I almost got you" but he didn't hear me, and he just went inside.

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7 years

It was fun scoring a hat trick last night. I asked Mike Smith if he likes hat tricks and he said not when it’s against him. It was so funny, we both laughed out loud.

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9 years

Coach Hartley said we can have tomorrow off. I asked some of the guys if they're going to have more than one beer tonight and some said yes.

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9 years

Sam Bennett scored 4 goals tonight. I said Sam, you must have had lucky charms for breakfast but he said he didn't.

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5 years

I asked Milan Lucic if he would like to go to the Calgary Zoo with me before the season starts but he said he didn’t want to.

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9 years

I spoke to Dennis Wideman today.

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10 years

Mason Raymond said everything on tv sucks. I said maybe we should watch the Oilers game and then we both started laughing. It was so funny.

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8 years

I asked coach Gulutzan if he was mad about losing so much lately and he said yes. I asked if he wanted to talk and he said no #BellLetsTalk

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3 months

I just asked Johnny Gaudreau if he remembered the time he dropped his phone and I picked it up for him. He said it must have been a long time ago because he can’t remember.

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6 years

I just told TJ Brodie that I had as many surgeries as he had goals this year. It was so funny.

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8 years

I asked Johnny Gaudreau if he wanted to to go out and celebrate the signing of our new contracts and he said very funny, Sean.

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7 years

I told Eddie Lack to have fun in the nice new arena in Edmonton tonight and said have fun in the nice old Arena in Calgary tonight.

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2 years

When I woke up this morning I noticed my phone was only at 12%. I thought I had charged it overnight but I guess I didn’t.

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9 years

I texted Johnny Gaudreau and told him if he's ever sad he can call me. He said I am sad Sean, sad because you woke me up. #BellLetsTalk

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9 years

I told mom happy Mother's Day. I asked her what she would want for dinner if I could take her out and she said duck. I said very funny mom.

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8 years

Michael Frolik said congrats on your 99th goal. I said no Michael it's my 100th, he said oh wow that's great and then I said thanks.

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5 years

I asked Matthew Tkachuk who he thinks has the coolest hair in the league and he said Drew Doughty. I said what about the nicest teeth and he said Drew Doughty.

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3 years

It was nice to score two goals last night. To celebrate, I’m going to sort through my recycling and make sure I get the blue bin out for pickup in the morning.

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10 years

I thought Seattle would give the ball to Marshawn Lynch but they didn't.

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9 years

I told Sam Bennett he played good tonight and he said thanks Sean, I said you're welcome Sam.

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7 years

I asked Johnny Gaudreau if he still wanted to go out for ice cream after the game but he said he wasn’t up for it. I said why not? He said because I got my teeth knocked out. I said oh well maybe another time, Johnny.

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11 years

I thought coach Tortorella was coming into our dressing room to say hi but he wasn't.

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5 years

If I had to choose between doing laundry every day or fighting every day I think I would choose to do laundry. Making sure the dishes were done would also be a good choice.

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9 years

I asked Johnny Gaudreau if he brought any skittles to eat while we watch the game tonight but he said he didn't bring any.

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8 years

Matt Tkachuk called and asked if I was watching the Leafs game and I said no. He said don't bother. I said okay thanks for calling, Matt.

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11 years

The last time we played against Vancouver, coach Tortorella tried to come see us in our dressing room.

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8 years

I grabbed Troy Brouwer's stick by mistake today. He said hey Sean that's mine, I said oh sorry Troy and then I gave it back to him.

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4 years

I just sent a text to Sam Bennett and asked if he wanted to chat about coach Sutter but he didn’t reply. Maybe I’ll send Johnny a text while I wait to hear from Sam. If Johnny doesn’t reply I’ll probably send a text to Milan Lucic.

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8 years

It's draft day. I asked Mark Giordano if he remembered his draft day but he said he didn't.

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10 years

I said congrats to Joe Colborne on his 28th point, he said thanks Monny! I said April Fools Joe, you only have 27 points.

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7 years

I tried to call Jaromir Jagr to see if he wanted to talk about his retirement from the NHL but he didn't answer. #BellLetsTalk

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7 years

I woke up this morning and my pillow was on the floor. I picked it up and put it back on the bed with the other pillows.

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6 years

I had a tough decision to make this morning. 7 grain bread or whole wheat. It was a risky decision but I went with the 7 grain and I’m glad I did because it was delicious.

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8 years

I just realized I have some spare wrapping paper so I'm going to put it away and then use it next year. Merry Christmas everyone!

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8 years

I told Connor McDavid that my hair was longer than his and he said you're right it's definitely longer.

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4 years

I went to get gas this morning but then I realized I parked on the wrong side of the pump. I had to turn my car around and then go back.

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9 years

Jonas Hiller wasn't supposed to play tonight but he ended up with a shutout. I said how'd you do it Jonas? He said I stopped the puck, Sean.

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9 years

Mark Giordano said well done for getting the A on my jersey and I said thanks. He said it's not quite the C and I said maybe some day Mark.

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5 years

I told Johnny Gaudreau that Michael Frolik is playing his 800th career game tonight and he said he already knew that. He must have already heard from someone else.

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6 years

I asked Mike Smith if he wants to sit out and rest for a game and he said No I don’t want to. I said why not? He said because I don’t want to. I said fair enough, Mike.

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7 years

Matthew Tkachuk dropped his mouth guard tonight and I was going to pick it up and give it to him but then I didn’t.

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10 years

A reporter asked me why we are winning so many games this year and I said we are scoring more goals than the other team.

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10 years

I had a gripping conversation with Mike Cammalleri this morning. http://t.co/G8dDr1UR5o

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9 years

I asked Jiri if he'll score first tonight and he said no, you will. I said no you will and he said no you will and I said maybe Johnny will.

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6 years

I decided to wear my new socks to the game tonight. I asked some of the other guys and they also said they received new socks for Christmas.

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2 years

Looks like there is a storm warning in Edmonton tonight. I'll be wearing my rain jacket for sure. I asked Matthew Tkachuk what he was going to wear and he said he didn't know yet.

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9 years

Johnny scored a hat trick and everyone was really happy. I asked him if he likes hat tricks and he said he does.

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9 years

I told Joe Colborne that Lanny McDonald was coming out of retirement and Joe said really? I said no Joe, April Fools.

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6 years

I called Glen Gulutzan this morning to let him know that I'm always here if he needs to talk but he didn't answer. #BellLetsTalk

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7 years

I told Nathan MacKinnon I like his Tim Hortons commercials he does with Sidney Crosby and he said thanks.

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7 years

Yesterday I lost a pumpkin seed somewhere on my floor and today I still can’t find it. I really hope I can find it sooner rather than later.

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6 years

I just asked coach Peters if he was nervous about tonight’s game but he was talking on his phone and didn’t hear me. I guess I’ll ask him later.

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9 years

Today I told someone my favourite food was pizza but it's actually toast.

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9 years

Sam Bennett asked me what kind of cake I had today for my birthday and I said birthday cake. He said very funny Sean.

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6 years

I'm going to have toast for breakfast.

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7 years

I guess it’s time to get the golf clubs out and give them a good cleaning.

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10 years

Jonas Hiller just thanked me for scoring the game winner. I said you're welcome Jonas. He said he was so happy a little pee came out.

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11 years

I've tried to draw the Calgary Flames logo again. This is by far my best attempt. http://t.co/xcODF2ofxZ

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8 years

I gave Johnny Gaudreau my word that I would come over for toast sometime but I didn't so he told me to keep my distance. He's so funny.

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10 years

The Blackhawks were winning the game but then the kings scored more goals so they won instead.

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10 years

Johnny Gaudreau almost scored four goals. I asked him if he was happy with three and he said he was.

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7 months

It’s game day. In preparation, I decided to have two slices of toast for breakfast. I asked Cole Perfetti if he had toast and he said he didn’t.

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11 months

October is so much fun, I called some friends to come over and help me rake some leaves.

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7 years

I'm having toast for breakfast.

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5 years

I had toast for breakfast this morning. If anyone is wondering the setting on my new toaster is 3.6 I tried it on a solid 5 but it was a little too hot.

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9 years

Some of my friends said they would like to go back in time and not pay $100 for the fight tonight but they can't.

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9 years

I asked Sidney Crosby what he was going to have for dinner tonight before the game but he didn't hear me and then he walked away.

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10 years

I said to Joe Colborne, you have 8 points now and you wear number 8. He said you had 2 goals tonight and you wear number 23. It was so funny

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9 years

A reporter asked me what we need to do to start winning games and I said we need to score more goals than the other team.

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8 years

I'm so happy that I scored in the shootout. I can't wait to do it again sometime.

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10 years

I had a conversation with Jonas Hiller today. It was about my jacket. http://t.co/FM0LwOI3c4

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3 years

Just finishing up my wish list for Christmas. So far an air fryer and a new lamp are at the top. I asked Elias Lindholm what he wanted and he said he wasn’t sure.

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9 years

Brian McGrattan sent me a text and it said "quack quack". I said oh it's because you're a duck now, it was so funny.

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10 years

If I played defence like they're playing in the All-Star game coach Hartley would be mad at me.

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10 years

The New York Rangers are probably going to have a beer because they won. Not 1 beer for the whole team, that wouldn't be enough.

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9 years

Merry Christmas, please be sure to remove your boots when visiting friends and families houses this year. Nobody likes snow on the carpets.

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10 years

Pavel Datsyuk is better than some of the other players in the NHL.

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9 years

I told Brian McGrattan he should put some ice on his head and he told me I should score more goals. He's so funny.

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8 years

Based on my salary I was told that I could spear players 1300 times next season if I wanted to but I don't think I'll do that.

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9 years

To prepare for tonight's big game I'm going to have toast for breakfast.

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10 years

Lance Bouma said he was going to give me one of his moms homemade cookies for scoring the goal tonight. That was nice of him.

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10 years

I apologized to Mason Raymond for not throwing my hat to celebrate his hat trick. I would have but I was wearing a helmet at the time.

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9 years

I asked Johnny Gaudreau if he likes winning and he said yes. I asked if he likes 3 on 3 and he said yes.

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11 years

I just asked Mike Cammalleri if he likes skating with no blades in his skates and he said he prefers to have blades in them.

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4 years

I think I’ll go for a walk to the end of the driveway and back.

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10 years

Paul Byron said he hopes we beat the Mighty Ducks tonight. I said Paul, they're just called the Ducks now. He said oh that's right.

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8 years

I asked Matthew Tkachuk if he thinks he could grow a beard like Brent Burns and he said no.

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7 years

I just asked Brian Elliott if he was excited about tonight's game and he said yes. I said I figured you would be, I'm excited too.

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7 years

I just dropped a chicken wing on the floor. I was going to try and eat it but I had to throw it out because it had hair on it. #SuperBowl

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