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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 months

i know things aren't very fergalicious right now bro but hang in there

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

4 years

Love is a choice, not just a feeling. You choose to wake up every single day and love that person no matter what. Our generation gives up too easily. Work on your issues, don't just give up because things get difficult.

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

tired of these mfs

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

You ever look at someone’s snapchat story and just delete them?

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

4 years

If we date in 2020 you can’t dump me. I’m too old for that. If your love runs out we’ll use mine. I’ll hotspot you.

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

4 months

potheads run out of weed & start cracking them roaches open like crab legs

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

Recognize when a phase of your life is over. whether it’s a job or a relationship or a period you’ve outgrown, learn to let it go. moving on doesn’t always have to be a painful, dramatic event. you are allowed to exit gracefully. you can move forward with peace.

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

there is sex without love and there is love without sex. and then there is you without both.

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

you’ll be fine. you’re young. feeling unsure and lost is part of your path. don’t avoid it. take a breath. you’ll be okay.

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

If you fall in love with their soul before you touch their skin, it's true love.

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

My future wife probably fake laughing at her boyfriends lame ass jokes right now. Be patient queen, a real clown is on the way.

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

Astrology girls will straight up hit you with their car and say “whoops lol i’m sorry it’s because i’m a caprisun”

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

4 years

Imagine losing me? Like imagine losing a pure loyal soul who genuinely wants to see you happy , growing, progressing and wants to just be all about you...... tragic

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever had stable mental health for more than 48 hours

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

if a girl sticks around & gives you time to mature, dude that isn't love.. that's a whole ass wife you’re sleeping on tbh

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

I used to think “you date to marry” but now its “if its meant to be, it will be”

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

2 year’s ago I had $25 in my account. Today I have $18. I know you assumed this would be inspirational but no its not. I’m still broke af.

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

your life will get better when you realize it's better to be alone than chase around people who don't give two fucks about you

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

For the person who feels like their life is falling apart right now, just know its going to be okay. It always will be. Trust the process. I promise you will be back on top.

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

I think everyone would be happy again if we all just went back to Summer 2016

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

don’t push away the people who truly care about you, because one day, you will push them away, and they won’t come back.

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

8 years

Leonardo probably wrote that acceptance speech 15 years ago

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

4 years

To anybody I hurt this year just wanna say you deserved it. Stop playing with me. ❤️

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

8 years

Android users rn

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

Someone said “don’t let anyone take away your happiness because at the end of the day no one can take away your pain” and I really felt that.

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

4 years

IN ORDER TO BE IN A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP YOU HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THE THINGS THAT BOTHER YOU... EVEN IF YOU AGREE TO DISAGREE

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

That "you up" text hit different when its 10am and it’s your boss cause you are two hours late for work....

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

6 months

i swear hotel air conditioners are the mcdonalds sprite of air conditioning

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

Nobody: My damaged ass: i feel like you’re lying but okay

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

it’s easy to love someone when things are perfect and everything is wonderful, but to love someone when things are difficult when they’re not being perfect, when they’re messing up, flaws are seen, and mistakes are made is what truly allows you to see how much love there is

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

your phone ever been so dry that you start looking through your pictures

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

One of the hardest things to do in life, is letting go of what you thought was real.

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

Fucking block me rn if you smoke married iguanas

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

if a girl sticks around & gives you time to mature, dude that isn't love.. that's a whole ass wife you’re sleeping on tbh

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

you need to understand the difference between someone who speaks to you in their free time and someone who frees their time to speak to you.

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 months

never letting a situationship borrow a hoodie bc why did she steal 3 of my dopest hoodies? now i’m blocked 💀

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

10 months

fuck a breakup, have you ever lost a baggie before?? truly devastating

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

8 years

2016 is the goat in music rn 😭

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

6 months

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

If you’re awake at 3am you’re either in love or dead inside

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

4 years

The best love is self love, don’t ever forget your worth

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

4 years

look at you, you're tired but you ain't giving up. i'm so proud of you.

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 months

i told someone i liked their string theory pash last night and she goes “this is a subtronics pashmina” 💀

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

The aliens throwing me off their ship after I helped them escape #area51

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

4 years

Trauma has a way of overriding our personalities, fooling us into thinking it’s just who we’ve become. That’s why healing is so important. Don’t wear your trauma as a personality trait, that’s not a trait, it’s a wound, and you can heal it.

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

4 years

Toughest pill to swallow is accepting that people’s effort with you is a reflection of their interest. Simple

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

6 months

my brother in christ… its 10mg, how does this look dangerous???

Yo Gabapentin

@SomeTweeter420

6 months

This looks dangerous lol

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

Can’t even trust my own shadow these days when it gets dark that mf ain’t no where to be found

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

CVS employee: damn is your baby sick or something? Me: *holding 4 pedialytes and sweating pure vodka* Yes the baby is in grave danger

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

How tf is thanksgiving next week and November just started like two days ago

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

all because I said no to bingo night

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

the downfall of having a good heart is that ur constantly looking for angels inside of demons. & they wonder why the good knows so much pain

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

8 years

spoil her, be loyal, show her off, grow w/her, motivate her, get $ w/ her... that's all your girl wants

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

4 years

Never been the type to wanna fit in, I’ll sit alone if I have too

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

8 years

#VIEWS is fire 🔥🔥 Thanks @Drake

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

4 years

I may be a lot of things... but on time??? I could never lol

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

Don’t let getting lonely make you reconnect with toxic people. You shouldn’t drink poison just because you’re thirsty

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

Ever met someone & the two of you just undeniably click? no awkward stage, no anxiety, just good vibes all around. yeah, that’s the best

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

This morning I called my mom by “birth giver” and she replied “yes, financial drain?”

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

I found the person I never wanna stop making memories with

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

Hearing “i miss you” or “i want to see you again” from your favorite person puts you in the best mood

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

*using ouija board* “hello, is there anyone there” “Y” “O” “U” “U” “U” “U” ahh damnit this is a soulja board

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

When your intentions are pure, you don’t lose anyone, they lose you.

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

10 months

WOW JUST WOW

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

4 years

honestly, being tagged in things makes me so happy because it's like? you think of me? you remember me?

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

1 year

TONIGHT WAS FUCKING NUTS 😭 @Subtronics

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

4 months

being 5’7 is hard because i know i’m not tall but i’m also not short? wtf am i?

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

BREAKING: 6ix9ine reportedly testifies that Michael Cera is the leader of the Nine Trey Bloods.

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

8 years

Fuck, i just accidentally bought On The 6, that Jennifer lopez album, instead of Views From the 6.

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

the things that hurt you will teach you

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

4 months

have some lasers 😵‍💫

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

You really have the audacity to compare the legendary Vine to this disgrace of app Tik Tok?

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

2 months

i’m sorry and i’m sure many people won’t agree but i can’t stand when people yell “woot woot” at a dubstep show, and probably just as annoying as fan clacking to me

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

2 years

🖤 @Excision

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

Privacy is power, what people don't know they can't ruin

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

2 months

hear me out… ketamine vapes/carts.

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

3 months

are you fucking stupid? no worries if not

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

4 years

Depression doesn’t just hit you when everything is going wrong. It hits you when everything seems to being going right too. It hits you in the middle of a laugh like a punch in the gut reminding you that you’re not okay.

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

4 months

y’all ever just look at someone’s snapchat story and just delete them?

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

*Apple Watch Vibrates* Me: Oh shit someone finally text me Watch: Breathe

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

Turn on your read receipts... ignore me with ya chest

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

Sleeping next to someone is honestly the nicest thing. Like when you half wake up at 4am and squeeze them or they move in tighter to you.

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

"You smell like weed" Yeah that'd probably be the weed

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

11 months

imagine seeing this off 500mg of edibles 💀

Las Vegas Locally 🌴

@LasVegasLocally

11 months

Good morning

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

2 months

am i the only one who thinks this is extra af and unnecessary??

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@Juravim

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Is this the best gender reveal ever?🔥🔥🔥

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

My girl told me she wants a Balenciaga coat idk why she spelled Burlington like that

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

Remember kids we only drink water and alcohol

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

Nobody declines a call faster than a 3 year old watching Youtube videos

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

Does McDonalds sprite show up on a drug test?

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

Procrastination has taught me how to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in 30 minutes

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

2 years

i just want a girl who listens to subtronics and smokes as much as i do, is that too much to ask for 😩

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

Weed man hit u back 4 hours later like “YoU sTiLL NeEd dAt” .. bro tbh go to jail plz

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

Dentist: open up please Me: sometimes i be feelin sad

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

Y’all ever met someone who brought you comfort naturally? Like when u with them u forget everything and instantly feel relief.

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

Therapy: $300 Big bag of weed: same price but way more of a vibe

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

Netflix has the worst movies no wonder people just start having sex

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

Woke up ugly again. tired of this shit

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

6 months

who else is zooted at the family function?

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james ᐞ⟁ᐞ

@bootypillow

5 years

To the thief who stole my antidepressants, I hope you’re happy now

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