Well the mrs done the tea tonight some scabby boiled potatoes and a slimming world chicken breast jesus wept what a waste of electric I’ve had to eat two bags of crisps and bowl of Iwan’s coco pops just to get over the shock of it all
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Thanks for the kind words and messages of concern they are appreciated after me over doing i it Sunday those who like to make it into something else and lay the boot in go and duck yourself’s I’m a good man and will always be a good man have a good days lads roll on Friday
I’m taking advantage of my few weeks of freedom with a hair of the dog got a chicken in the oven it takes about 8 pints to cook Jesus wept yesterday was class with them Scottish maniacs 👌
Another away day lads ⚽️ Tip toeing round the bungalow trying not to wake the flamethrower up as I know I’ll get the riot act read to me again ‘behave yourself ,don’t come home in the messs you we’re in last time blah blah blah ‘
Well take it from me lads Iove the craic and I love my family too I’m no angel and I’ll never ever be no angel but I’ll always love my family look after the peoples closest to you and you’ll never far away 👌
World mental health day if you can do one thing today lads speak to someone and ask them how they are doing tough times ahead but collectively we can all help by doing something simple like making a phone call or sending a message
Jesus wept the olde nutsack is frozen solid this morning lads my spidey senses tell me I should of tried harder in school and I wouldn’t have to put up with this punishment
fair play to Philip Scofield too many muppets in this goddsamm world judge people by the colour of their skin or their sexuality always loved the man on telly before and I will continue to love the man on telly
2 double sausage egg McMuffin meals with the scabby rubber egg sling for the dog and a couple of extra hash browns come on let’s go that’ll fcuking do me
last night I had a couple of problems with my arse after eating a butter chicken curry and a half pound burger I woke up around 3 am and had the mother of all dumps the noise as it gushed outta my arse woke flamethrower up and she duly shouted that I'm a dirty bar steward