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alissa

@bonnesigh

2 years

over this "sana tama kayo / sana mali kami" sentiment. walang tama sa pagkapangulo na nagsimula sa pagsisinungaling at pandaraya.

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@bonnesigh

6 years

sino campaign manager at creatives team ng cobra pakibigyan ng promotion

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@bonnesigh

5 years

i can feel he comin in the air tonight oh lawd

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2 years

Isa sa mga pinakabagong rides dito sa Enchanted Kingdom yung tinatawag na, TwiN SPIN! ISANG URI NG ROLLERCOASTER, NA UMIIKOT, BUMUBULUSOK, at winawasiwas ka nang napakabiLIS! PERO BUKOD DITO, UMIIKOT DIN YUNG MISMONG BAGON, KUNG SAN KA NAKASAKAY! KAYA NAPAKAEXCITING, NAPAKABILIS!

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@bonnesigh

3 months

when u look at the price tag

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@bonnesigh

4 years

doctors did not study an additional 5 years and spend millions of pesos on tuition fees for the government to be begging for volunteer doctors "para sa masa." lord knows they've already done the most for us. pay your doctors right and treat them well, the fuck.

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@bonnesigh

4 months

rhinoplasty, lip filler, cheek implants, chin implant, jaw shave, brow bone reduction, buccal fat removal, botox and eye lift, oh and boots

Loss leadership/statelessness of self

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4 months

I'm just going to go out and say it. Potato Corner is non-binary. You cannot dispute this. They/them lookin' ass.

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@bonnesigh

3 years

i don't know who needs to hear this but you don't always need to overexplain yourself

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@bonnesigh

7 months

i really love "nugagawen" as a comeback no other word in any other language could ever

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@bonnesigh

8 days

anyway so the other day i learned that foreign domestic workers in sg have to take a pregnancy test every 6 months and they get deported if they're positive BUT GOOD JOB ON YOUR MIDDLE CLASS ECONOMIC MOBILITY THOUGH 😍🥰😘

🧣🐝 🐑

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8 days

I’d pick SG’s problems over the crazy levels of inequality in the rest of Southeast Asia… just comparing between PH and SG, a middle class person has a much higher likelihood to experience upward social mobility in sg… sg is boring and lame yes but life really is better here

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@bonnesigh

4 years

our government had... 2 months... where they could have worked uninterrupted on a more reliable public transport system... but they just... put markers on the floors of train stations...

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@bonnesigh

4 years

sorry i can't get behind the idea of """normalizing cosmetic surgery""" knowing that it's probably going to raise generations of kids who think their features are something to be fixed?!?!?!?!?! like i feel like i'm going crazy because everyone else is all for it?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

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@bonnesigh

6 months

i love filipino* cuisine!

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@bonnesigh

2 years

i wonder if malaysians feel about uncle r*g*r the same way filipinos feel about jo k*y

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@bonnesigh

1 year

starbucks said happy pride

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@bonnesigh

2 years

weird that "ratify" doesn't mean "to turn into a rat"

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@bonnesigh

3 months

trans boy bawang had gender affirming surgery bless 🥹🙏

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@bonnesigh

4 months

nag-hasik na naman po siya ng lagim

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@bonnesigh

7 months

dapat yata hiwalay internet ni @terminalglimmer

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@bonnesigh

7 months

lord the iskolars you put on this earth to serve the people are having brunch at mary grace

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7 months

army navy, mary grace, pancake house, ucc …. all in a state university! STATE UNIVERSITY

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@bonnesigh

6 years

medyo bobo 'yung nakaisip neto

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5 years

people who studied humanities and social sciences but can't empathize with the anger of marginalized sectors, how does it feel to have spent 4 years and hundreds of thousands of pesos on college and not have learned anything

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@bonnesigh

6 years

something something history something something doomed to repeat it

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@bonnesigh

1 year

i did not pay upwards of 5 digits in rent only for you ruin my immersive virtual reality experience where poor people don't exist

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@glenndenton

1 year

BGC is full of lovely people

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@bonnesigh

3 years

bananaque but pronounced like parañaque

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@bonnesigh

6 months

jollibee is filipino fast food turks is filipino fast food chow king is filipino fast food thank you

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@bonnesigh

3 years

si roque na tinanong kung paano nakakuha ng espasyo sa pgh: i think that is an unchristian question si hesus na ipinanganak sa sabsaban dahil walang lugar sa bahay-tuluyan: LUH

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@bonnesigh

1 year

ang english ba ng "inang yan" ay "that's mother"

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@bonnesigh

4 years

corporations scare us into not discussing our salaries w other ppl so that we don't know how underpaid we are lol so ANYWAY,

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@LiyabLearns

4 years

Any open discussions about salary here in the Philippines is still quite taboo. But if it's been a while since your first paycheck, we're hoping you'd be more comfortable sharing past figures with us for this open database of first job salaries:

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@bonnesigh

1 year

tama naman

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@bonnesigh

7 months

the hardest part of being a filipino living abroad is always having to stop yourself from saying "gets"

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@bonnesigh

7 years

hahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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@bonnesigh

7 years

"kung aktibista ka, bakit ka nagshashopping sa SM?" kung galit ka sa aktibista bakit ka nakikinabang sa mga karapatang pinaglaban nila?

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@bonnesigh

2 months

someone said do red horse supernova sorry op i'm sure u'd do a better job pero

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@bonnesigh

2 months

idk how else to explain this but,

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@bonnesigh

5 years

you've heard of gay-for-pay now get ready for

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@bonnesigh

5 years

may gumawa na ba neto

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@bonnesigh

4 years

why are filipinos so proud of our seemingly innate ability to speak english as if english being so heavily ingrained in our educational system isn't a bad thing and as if english being the lingua franca of the country isn't shutting out a large chunk of our population

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@bonnesigh

2 years

i've been thinking about how so much of the way history (and most other subjects, lbr) is taught reduces the topic to bite-sized factoids (like "who are gomburza") that are objectively wrong or right, but so little emphasis is given to actually understanding these things

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@bonnesigh

2 years

can someone explain to me why people who are gandang-ganda sa sarili are hot while people who are gwapong-gwapo sa sarili are annoying

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@bonnesigh

4 years

financial advisors do the shut the fuck up challenge how about that

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@bonnesigh

4 years

ppl who are unhinged on public twt AND have private twt scare me... like... how much more bonkers could you possibly get........ do i want to know...::..........::;!;!,

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@bonnesigh

1 year

my housemate borrowed my speaker while i was out and returned it as soon as i got back bc it "wasn't working" baby u took my humidifier

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4 years

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@bonnesigh

8 days

@pauriahcarey probably not write an entire thread of why they'd pick sg over other southeast asian countries i think would be the bare minimum

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@bonnesigh

4 years

i love offset guitars because they look like they're waving at you

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@bonnesigh

3 years

no but last week k*k*mp*nks were accusing people of using the anti-matapobre "brand" to fuel their superiority complex and then this week we get this dumb "i think therefore i'm pink" tarp so sino nga ulit may superiority complex? 🤔🤨

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1 year

sometimes there's this perception that people in other countries are so much more disciplined than filipinos and i feel like that's just patently false. like. more people have cut in front of me in line in singapore than they have in metro manila.

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3 years

can't believe there was a time when mcdo large fries (now considered medium) was 25 pesos and movie tickets were 170 pesos

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10 months

Nietzsche Nadal

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1 year

KUNG SINO KA MAN MARV JOHNOEL HUMANDA KA SAKEN

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@bonnesigh

4 years

a fun waste of time is checking out "best of maginhawa" listicles and counting how many of those food establishments have already closed down

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@bonnesigh

6 years

chowi-chowi stowe (photo not mine idk whose it is sorry)

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@bonnesigh

5 years

in light of all the mental health talk, don't just haphazardly post "i'm here if you need to talk." actually pay attention to people and reach out to them privately. "i'm here if you need to talk" only works if your presence is readily felt.

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i vaguely remember someone telling me about how her filipina helper didn't want to go with them on a trip to the philippines or whatever and she had her deported like HA??????????????

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2 years

normalize saying "nyek" "acheche" and "wenk wonk"

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1 year

imagine pushing the philippines as a tourist destination but also not doing anything to make sure traveling to the country is a pleasant experience. dumbfucks.

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2 years

don't make me tap the sign* *this tweet that has been in my drafts for a couple of months

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@bonnesigh

4 years

@BlazerBeLiftin destigmatizing isn't normalization. unless we dismantle the kind of society that insists we MUST look a certain way, normalizing cosmetic surgery will only create more people who are unhappy with how they look.

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@bonnesigh

1 year

ooooo u wanna be oppressed so bad

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@dippinbloo_

1 year

Rant on Filipino BS-ery: Why is "Nosebleed" or "Nawawalan ako ng hinga" such a common thing to say when someone starts speaking English? FFS it's been more than two damn decades and this is still a "cool" thing to say? Get over it, there are other languages. It's not funny

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@bonnesigh

1 year

ano bang english ng "anong meron" (e.g. pag may pakain). may nagpapamigay ng egg tarts kanina sa office tapos ang nasabi ko na lang "...why."

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@bonnesigh

3 years

always so wild to me that the most unsympathetic people can have the gall to pursue a career that is supposed to be all about helping and caring for people

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@bonnesigh

2 years

it's funny * will use something as innocuous as a plate of carbonara or a family picture to question someone's authenticity, while also jumping through hoops to explain why supporting ntf-elcac or forming alliances w questionable ppl doesn't tarnish another's principles at all

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@bonnesigh

1 year

let's start with not being a cop

Hanash Daily 🍵#NeverForget

@BIENsays

1 year

"Baguhin ang sistema." Big words! How exactly? Show us.

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@bonnesigh

1 month

simpleng rally nga lang magagalit na kayo sa tibak tapos gusto ninyong sabuyan nila ng ebak yung govt bldgs like 😭😭 why do u hate activists!!!!!!!

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@paoloquimbo Hot take pero yung mga tibak dito sa Pinas, walang innovation. In France, the unions there specifically targetted govt buildings by dumping manure. Sa South Korea, bus riders under govt busses decided to not charge fares as protest. Outdated na ginagawa ng mga tibak dito. Sad.

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1 year

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@bonnesigh

6 years

private car owners every time public transport is threatened: private car owners every time HOV lane / banning single-passenger cars is proposed: E TANGINA AYUSIN MUNA KAYA NINYO ‘YUNG PUBLIC TRANSPORT ‘NO???

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@bonnesigh

10 months

@NicoloLuccini @Illustradas @societyofhonor so because the statement does not apply to you, it must be an exaggeration? what's the point of pedantry here if not to brag about how easy you, a western-educated man with an italian surname, have it in the philippines? tell us something new!

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6 years

(the whole candymag ordeal is terrible but i'm also in incredible pain bc of that convo w his sister!!! imagine being outed and the ppl who are supposed to care abt u care more abt what ppl think!!!)

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@bonnesigh

1 year

oh man i sure hope nobody beat me to it bc i'm supposed to be already asleep rn

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1 year

he is also ken

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@bonnesigh

9 years

gusto ko 'yung mas malaki 'yung left side nung beating heart ng up; very scientifically accurate HAHAHA #uaapcdc2015 http://t.co/Xt6ncq1LcW

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4 years

@ the ph government:

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@bonnesigh

6 years

i can’t believe this needs to be said, but dear future adults, please, for the love of god, get yourself a professional gmail address.

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3 years

some of you think "redtagging" is just a fancy word for "hasty generalization"

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@bonnesigh

2 years

so many people in the replies inviting their friends to go to ek without untagging me... and if i show up to your group hang then what 🤨

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@bonnesigh

8 years

i am late to the @jonnysun party

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@bonnesigh

2 years

no this is actually funny on so many levels

Malditang Mae 💙🐺🐈

@MalditaMayPuso

2 years

Deleted all my post about that candidate Luke Espiritu. ANTI-US po sya. Mapanuri po tayo sa mga stand at statements ng mga kandidato. Hindi po iyan ang stand ni VP Leni sa pakikipag ugnayan sa ibang bansa.

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@bonnesigh

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@pauriahcarey "yes i know sg exploits other countries but i'd rather be an exploitER than stand in solidarity with the exploitED" how is that a defense

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@bonnesigh

2 years

some of you's politics align perfectly with leni's and that's great! some of you are willing to make a (hopefully minor) compromise to guarantee a win against ykw and that's also fine! but please remember it's a privilege to do, and ask others of, the latter! it's common sense!

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@bonnesigh

1 year

san ba naman kasi nanggaling, kung hindi sa klasismo, yung ideya na "safe" ang bgc? diba nung isang buwan lang may mga kwento na niroofie sa may the fort strip ata? diba mangilan-ngilan din ang nabiktima (at hindi nabigyang-hustisya btw) ng drunk drivers diyan?

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2 years

some of you would rather use walden bello's arrest as some kind of "gotcha" towards his supporters than show any kind of support for him or the call to decriminalize libel.

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@bonnesigh

6 years

@lonerlust the m in mcu actually stands for mckenna grace

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@bonnesigh

2 years

u ever see new discourse and just go "geh kaya nyo na yan bye"

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@bonnesigh

6 years

99% of straight relationships is like, a multi-talented girl who’s super smart and kind and looks like the literal goddess of love herself and an okay-looking dude who’s not the spawn of satan at least

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4 years

the masses turn to crime out of desperation. our ceos and our politicians turn to crime for fun. sup w that.

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@bonnesigh

2 months

"oo, misogynist ako. pero hindi ako misogynist LANG."

Gerald

@GrldBeltran

2 months

Oo, call me a misogynist. But it doesn’t just define me. I am a myriad of other things that makes me, me.

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1 year

utang na lobo* and sama ng lobo*

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@bonnesigh

4 years

@fueledbysiomai omg i read the whole thread like maam r u sure SHE'S obsessed w u bc it sure looks the other way around . . .

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@bonnesigh

4 years

like for real i always thought there was nothing wrong with my nose and then i kept seeing people whose noses i thought looked fine complain about their noses so i started wondering if MY nose was ugly this entire time?!??!?!?!?

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8 days

@pauriahcarey "where people commonly air their thoughts" ur thoughts being "i have to defend this country even when i know people's grievances against it are valid" that's amazing

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5 years

e 'di ikaw na

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Rappler

@rapplerdotcom

2 years

Ormoc City Mayor Richard Gomez and his wife, Leyte 4th District Representative Lucy Torres-Gomez, have formally endorsed the presidential bid of Bongbong Marcos. #PHVote #WeDecide 📷: Lalaine Marcos

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@bonnesigh

7 years

official footwear of turnover live in manila

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@bonnesigh

1 year

you're a blue check incessantly bullying people who disagree with you and putting them on blast for your yesmen to feast on. i wouldn't call that a fair exchange.

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@bonnesigh

1 year

also don't get financial advice from financial advisors who are very unsubtle about their expensive lifestyles... like idc if your monthly vacations are proof of what bring moneywise gets you. you're profiting off of our broken healthcare system and it's tactless.

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2 years

what do you do when you're completely aware that you've been slacking off but you can't do better because you're freezing up because you're panicking about how you've been slacking off

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