Blossom Ozurumba @blossomozurumba Twitter profile

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Blossom Ozurumba

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3 years

Two Factor Authentication. Nothing wrong with that.

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3 years

Nigerians will lock their car with a remote, hear the lock sound but will still pull the door handle to see whether it can still open.

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Hello @NCDCgov , is there a specific reason why you have chosen to ignore @nimc_ng ’s ongoing and active role in the spike of COVID-19?

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Boniface Igbeneghu has been suspended from his pastoral role by the Four Square Church. He has been suspended from his academic role by the University of Lagos. University of Lagos has announced the shut down of the Cold Room. Dear @PoliceNG , now do your work. #SexforGrades

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Ayodeji Ibrahim Balogun kinda day for me. From Superstar (2011) to Made in Lagos (2020), this guy's growth is so intentional and deliberate. I think I am finally a fan. Took a long time but here we are.

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5 years

You cannot keep shutting your child up and expect the child to grow into a confident adult.

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10 months

@CyrusAgbo Wow! This is so thoughtful. Well done.

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5 years

Breaking: The much publicized 7 Days of Glory event has been postponed till further notice. The embattled senior pastor of #COZA has stepped aside for the church elders to take charge.

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3 years

Things you should never be ashamed to buy as a woman no matter how the society conditions your mind: 1. Condom 2. Menstruation pads Add your own...

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4 years

Laycon is what happens when votes count. The voters (read as fans) are excited that their collective vote made it happen and they feel a sense of ownership hence the young man should be ready to live with this brand new fame. He should also smile while at it.

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5 years

I must applaud myself for never watching a single episode of Game of Thrones. There are few like us and we are a rare breed.

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5 years

Be rich. Don't pretend to be.

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5 years

@DarronDiesel The grandchildren will be here soon and the real indulgent parenting will commence. 😂

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5 years

I am so excited that my son is open to the idea of a two year Diploma program prior to entering the university. There is no point rushing a teenager to finish school early without any clear direction for the future.

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5 years

JOB FAIR IN ABUJA: There’s a job fair happening TODAY in Abuja, Nigeria. There will be 100+ Companies with over 500 vacancies. Interviews will be conducted on the spot. Venue: M&M Event Centre Time: 9AM Closest Landmark: International Conference Centre RSVP: 07053495343

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5 years

Stop laughing when silly comedians joke about rape, disability and stereotypes. Walk out on them and they will be forced to learn.

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4 years

If they can clap, they can boo. Know this, know peace.

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5 years

I turn 37 today & top on my list of simple desires for my new year is to be unapologetically happy & activate moments of happiness. I'm thankful for the opportunity to reaffirm my strong conviction that I'm made for more. Grateful to aim for more & excited at the possibilities.

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3 years

This is 39...

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3 years

The daughter made 10 A* and 1 A. Scored the class highest in 7 Subjects. Please bring it on right now as I am still stunned with joy.

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3 years

While you are contemplating on how to go about this, just know that your continued refusal to ensure that @nimc_ng complies with your safe-distancing advocacy, makes you an enabler of the spike in COVID-19. Dear @NCDCgov , you have been served.

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9 months

Hello #BelaIsPrecious , please DM deets for one week supply of Bole and Fish as it appears you are in PH. Use that one hold bele as you dey arrange your house. 🙌🏽

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Here’s our checklist/wishlist of home items for y’all asking. I’m so shy putting this out, but we privately did a list like this for our wedding, and God provided everything we needed. So 👇🏼

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7 years

What of men that earn more than N50,000, like N51,000?

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9 years

Fast forward to February 2014, the same Facebook paid US$19 billion to the same @brianacton that they turned down, to acquire WhatsApp.

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4 years

My son's graduation from secondary school is tomorrow. He has an admission to study Software Engineering in the University but has decided to take a two-year gap before proceeding. I am super excited for him and will wear a smile all day, tomorrow.

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3 years

We cannot in one hand be advocating that folks should stay safe while pretending that we cannot see how another Agency is ensuring that the reverse is the case. This should not be allowed to continue and must be addressed urgently.

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4 years

I recently had to make a tough career choice and a random conversation with my colleague provided simple clarity. He said to me, 'Blossom, go where you are loved and your honest mistakes can be forgiven.' I still think of that each day.

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5 years

@OgbeniDipo You are welcome. Might also be a great idea to tell your ‘friend’ to own up to his damaging lies against my person, apologize and then continue to grow up. Any attempt to grow up without accepting past vile behavior is quite amusing.

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5 years

Are you a young person from Imo State, Nigeria that is aspiring for any elective office in 2023? If yes, kindly contact me as there is some cash token available to help you with the pre-campaign needs assessment. You don’t have to wait till 2022. Start now. Start early.

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5 years

@OgbeniDipo While you are at it, kindly find out from him why he thought it was a great idea to reach out to my boss at an earlier time, on social media with the aim of ruining my career? I doubt if you truly know what your ‘friend’ is truly capable of doing.

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4 years

'You are not like other Igbo people.' Never been a compliment. Never will be a compliment. Don't get it twisted.

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7 months

Dear Blossom Ogechi Ozurumba, We hope this email finds you well. Congratulations! We are pleased to confirm that following the September 2023 Board of Examiners, you have been awarded a… #MSc 🎓

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4 years

Celebrating my thirteenth year in @NNPCgroup and thankful to have added immense value across four subsidiaries and nine departments, over the period. I count it all grace and joy.

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5 years

A few Igbo words that you might find useful: Sustainable Development: Mmepe na adigide Climate Change: Mgbanwe ihu Igwe Ndewo ndi ọma pụrụ iche.

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3 years

@PhilipObin Ever heard of time value of money? No one deserves to be owed and the fact that you are asking this question is truly worrisome.

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7 years

If you're in Abuja and would love to work with a non-profit for six months as a media intern, let me know. Stipend: N35,000/Month. Do share.

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6 years

Someone added me to a WhatsApp group without my consent and I simply changed the name of the group to something absolutely bizarre. I was then removed on the spot without drama. I feel elated right now.

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8 years

Mark talking about why he is here is Lagos, Nigeria. Sadly, Jollof Rice is not one of his top reasons. #Facebook

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4 years

Today, I embraced so much gratitude to watch Daniel graduate from Secondary School with the added honor of graduating as the Head Boy of his school. To God, I return all the Glory!

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4 years

I am excited to be leaving @FMPRng to focus on my passion for creativity and innovation. It has been 4+ years that has seen me assist two different Cabinet Ministers first in new media and later in a broader media & strategy role. I remain thankful for the opportunity and impact.

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3 years

So full of gratitude for the opportunity to serve and work with some of the greatest minds. 14 years with my organization today and looking back, I cannot think of a better yesterday.

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2 years

Google UX Design Certificate: Get started in the fast-growing field of user experience (UX) design with a professional certificate developed by Google.

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7 years

Call 622 if you have a prolonged unresolved issue with a telecommunication company in Nigeria. This is a toll free service provided by NCC.

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5 years

My daughter was giving a toast to me on my birthday and her opening line was "I have watched you grow..." I didn't know how to respond as she was quite right. This parenting journey has been a learning-on-the-job process. I am thankful that we have continued to improve each day.

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7 years

From being an Igbo language editor to recently becoming an Igbo language administrator on the @Wikipedia Igbo platform. I am quite elated.

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5 years

My son graduated from being the Vice President of the Mathematics club to being the Captain of his school’s Football Team. He is convinced that his knowledge of mathematics finds expression during football sessions while in the field of play. I couldn’t agree more.

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6 years

Dear parents and guardians, it might be a good idea to consider removing that car sticker that communicates to everyone the school that your child attends.

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4 years

All is NOT fair in war as rape and sexual violence are criminalized & punished within the statutes of the International Criminal Tribunals for the Former Yugoslavia (ICTY) and for Rwanda (ICTR). We must unite in vigorously resisting the agenda to normalize rape in all its forms.

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7 years

Don't just bring something to the table. Make yourself so relevant that without you, there is no table. Bring the table if you can.

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5 years

Stop shrinking yourself for likability.

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4 years

Oh dear, your poor son. It is much better for the ‘silly’ secretary to be thrown into the job market than for you to trust that the parenting your son received is sufficient and that he has the integrity that can make him faithful to his marital vows. You did well, Pastor.

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4 years

One of my sons once told me that he was always excited to resume in the office every Monday because he would get to see his secretary again. I told him to fire her immediately. Nothing and no one is worth your marriage.

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4 years

I just got appointed as the Nigerian Ambassador to Russia and will be leaving with my family, this weekend. Please join us on Friday for a send-forth. Please help me share this post as I simply shared as received. We celebrate the owner.

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Blossom Ozurumba

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3 years

Celebrating @Uchemantellem . You did this. First ever Nigerian to represent Naija in gymnastics at the Olympics. Go and get the gold. 🇳🇬

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4 years

Happy birthday @segalink . You are the quintessential knight and I applaud you for creating a pipeline to rescue Nigerians from the atrocities of the criminal elements of the Special Anti-Robbery Squad. Keep up the great work and enjoy your day.

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5 years

As the year gradually fades away for a brand new one to unveil, my sincere prayer for every South African is that ha bido dewe ihe nderede, ka ha biko gbalia depụtacha ya na asụsụ bekee maka na omume nkea ha na eme adighi ụtọ ma ọli.

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4 years

Ofu Ji...

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4 years

Once in while, take a break from the job, have fun and then go back to the job. The job will wait for you.

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3 years

I still blame Desmond Elliot for this post. It is his fault.

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3 years

I will begin to report tweets harassing Desmond Elliot for targeted harassment. You people don't know when to stop.

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7 years

Minimum Wage: N18,000/Month A Politician's Office Term: 48 Months If you must sell your vote, the minimum you should charge is N864,000.

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5 years

@NateKorl About to turn 28 with 2 children, no husband and wondering how to parent them all by myself. Luckily, I had a great support system from my parents, pastor and great women mentors in my workplace that were so excited to see me grow and refused to allow me settle for less.

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5 years

@olamideyelo Hello Lammy, I am so sorry to hear that my action put you in this really bad place. Please accept my deepest apologies and I do hope that we can put this behind us as I hopefully pray we can see face to face and repair the damage with meaningful discussion that will heal us both.

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7 years

Once upon a time, public spaces in Abuja were deemed no-go-zones for fear of bomb attacks. I am grateful that the dark past is over.

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4 years

Stop shrinking yourself for likability.

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9 years

“There are people who dislike you because you do not dislike yourself.” ~ Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

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5 years

Dear Business Owner: Are you aware that the Industrial Training Fund is mandated to refund you 50% of every cost spent to train your staff? Now that you are aware, go and get your money back. #Nigeria

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5 years

Igbo as a language and as a people have been wrongly spelled in the past and present as Ibo, Heebo and Eboe. The correct spelling is Igbo.

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Blossom Ozurumba

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7 years

This is a daily thread from the 365 Best-Kept Parenting Secrets. When I forget to post daily, I will ensure to post as soon as I remember.

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2 years

"If learning data analytics is like trying to ride a bike, then learning Excel is like having a good set of training wheels." Here is a free resource that will ramp your Excel game as you start the journey. It is powered by @ExcelEasy and 100% free.

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Blossom Ozurumba

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5 months

@Nedunaija I applaud this strong focus on infrastructure & development. Careful balance is needed to ensure this ambitious plan supports essential services and is sustainably managed. Way to go. 👏🏽

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Blossom Ozurumba

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1. White kaftan 2. Business plan 3. Oud perfume 4. Mercedes benz 5. Currently pushing a contract 6. Currently have small issues with accommodation A combination of this will give you a perfect description of who? Tip: Abuja

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6 years

If you are literate in Igbo language at any level and you live in Abuja, Nigeria, kindly join us this Saturday for the official launch of @wikimediaigbo .

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Blossom Ozurumba

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3 years

To the best of my knowledge, @omojuwa apologized for all the damaging and outright lies he said about my person and I accepted the apology. Waking up to see all the tags really is not healthy for my forgiveness journey. I ask that we please spare my emotions at this time. 🙏🏼

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Blossom Ozurumba

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7 years

@robkardashian Money cannot buy love, loyalty and fidelity. Stop crying!

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4 years

Simple acts of kindness that we do consistently, have a way of continually setting us up for the best that life has to offer. As I celebrate my 38th birthday, today, my prayer is that I am able to do more, touch more lives, improve my community, parent better and remain joyful.

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Blossom Ozurumba

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4 months

Chai @oddy4real nwannem. Words are not enough. May your soul rest in peace. May your family be consoled. May your Mum especially be consoled as you were her only child. It is well.

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4 years

Same here and I regularly spice it up with okporoko, goat meat pepper soup, and loads of sea food with the occasional isi ewu and nkwọbi.

Natachi ~Na-taa-shee

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4 years

October will make it 1 year of going full plant based.

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5 years

The bulk of parenting should be to teach your children to trust their capacity to think and act independently when the empty nest season arrives.

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5 years

You keep complaining that she is not faithful meanwhile you can’t cook, you are not submissive and you can’t even look handsome for her. Dear men, please take time out to work on yourself so women can have time for you. The way to our heart is our stomach. Learn to cook today.

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5 years

It is official that there are more men than women in Nigeria. Men should be more circumspect so they can be marriageable. They must learn how to cook and dress decently lest they remain unmarried. Women should also consider marrying more than one husband to help the situation.

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Blossom Ozurumba

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3 years

A lovely day @jack . I truly love this new language feature. Pray tell what must be done for Igbo language to come on board. I will be happy to volunteer my time to make it happen. Stay illimitable, nwoke ọma.

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5 months

We ought to establish a National Day of Apology for every student with a natural inclination towards the arts who was steered into science classes simply because they performed well in science subjects during their Junior SCE.

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5 years

Straight out of a crisis communication hand book. Stepping down without actually announcing an actual stepping down. I applaud and I am taking notes.

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6 years

Deliberately refuse to do anything that is not in your best interest.

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5 months

@Katziotho Lol. This got me in stitches. 🤣

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5 years

Small wins. The COZA pastor did not preach today and hopefully that is a good sign for the next steps. Would have been depressing if he did even though his congregation seem to have been poised to receive the preaching with their wild screams of “we love you Pastor.”

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5 years

@Omojuwa Thank you. Now I can find closure, healing and embrace complete forgiveness.

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@blossomozurumba

5 years

I really think one can pass a condolence message without the need to remind folks that you are not friends with the person. It sounds weird to read and if you must hold that thought then you might just as well not bother. Just have some iota of common sense.

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3 years

A sponsor will create a seat for you at the table. A mentor will teach you how to behave when you sit at the table.

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7 years

My name is Blossom. I am an Igbo language editor on @Wikimedia , story teller and photo taker. I can teach you how to smile like me.

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5 years

The media strategy put in place for today’s COZA outing was quite the winning one. They assembled old time female members / workers to give a praise report of their journey in the church with the objective of communicating how comfortable they are with the embattled Pastor.

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6 years

I spent a totally exciting moment translating @aoteh 's page from English language @Wikipedia to Igbo and it was well worth the effort. Biko gụọ ihe gbasara nwa ada Arunma Oteh ma ijee na Photo: Forbes Woman Africa

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Blossom Ozurumba

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4 years

Thank you @NOIweala for facilitating @jack ’s visit to Nigeria. I am super excited that he met real, everyday Nigerians that are legitimately hustling and building stuff. I applaud you both and celebrate you greatly.

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8 years

Meet Bashir Suleiman, he's a Mai-barrow (Wheel Barrow Pusher) in Abuja, Nigeria. Excellence is a lifestyle.

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5 years

Never stay in an abusive relationship.

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5 years

I see several instances of elderly men coming out during 30+ marriage anniversary thanksgiving to publicly acknowledge their wanton infidelity in the course of their marriage, thank their ‘loving’ wives for accommodating them and then the crowd claps for them. That is BULL SHIT!

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5 years

I loved the casual flow of Igbo proverbs across the entire length of the #Lionheart movie. It took me down memory lane and once more reminded me that I thoroughly enjoy ilu. Ilu bụ mmanụ ndi Igbo ji eri okwu.

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4 years

Last week, I confirmed my promotion at work and I am once more reminded that showing commitment to your job and ensuring that you keep improving on your delivery is cool but trusting and having faith that God has your back is the energy that truly holds.

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Blossom Ozurumba

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6 years

Quick Abuja Vacancy: The services of a caregiver is required. The ideal candidate must have a university degree, be fluent in English, French and Mandarin. Possess a valid driver’s license and should be able to drive a high end SUV. Salary starts from 850,000NGN/Month.

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5 years

@RealCandaceO As a Nigerian, I find this reductive and “divide and rule” tactic quite nauseating. We don’t need you to talk down on another in a bid to give us an applause that we did not demand. You really need to re-evaluate your priorities and do better. Cheers.

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7 years

Do not allow any hustler disguised as an entrepreneur to bamboozle you with the crap message that belittles and despises paid employment.

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4 years

It took almost forever but finally, the acceptance email is here and we are so excited. Congrats my son. To God we give all the glory. #UWC

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@blossomozurumba

4 years

First a happy child before becoming a mother to this thoughtful young man. Had an experience of a life time navigating Apapa and dashing across roads. Lagos is a reality that awakens one to the other side of life that one hardly embraces while living in the calmness of Abuja.

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