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@bjorksunibrow

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wholesome hedonism

Boyle Heights, Los Ángeles
Joined January 2011
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@bjorksunibrow
someone left the cake out in the rain
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where I tweet from
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La Llorona after drowning her kids
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almond milk to all the other non-dairy milks
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no one is beating her in a blasphemy off I’m sorry
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madonna for 'like a prayer' in 1989. following the release of the video, madonna's contract with pepsi was terminated, most tv stations banned the video and pope john paul ll called for a global boycott against the singer
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so some people just… exist??
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*grabs you by the foreskin* where do you think you’re going 🤨
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we’re in an era of over-communication
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normalize sucking and fucking as friends
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oh that’s not—
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girls want to date paisas until they're married with 4 kids and doing all the work while he's flirting with girls on WhatsApp
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like if you have a pretty penis ❤️
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open-relationship gays are hoarding the long-term partner supply
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my dick is uncut and brown btw
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gays be like “I made you a playlist idk if you already know these songs 🙈” 1. Liability - Lorde 2. Terrence Loves You - Lana 3. Gemini Feed - Banks 4. Water Me - FKA twigs 5. Human - Sevdaliza 6. Heart to Break - Kim Petras 7. sweetener - Ariana Grande 8. Normal Girl - SZA
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gm
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it’s a tumblr post, but…
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@A24films_
A24
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We’re looking for some tweets to turn into movies.
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y’all eat hairy ass?
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I can fix him
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having a nice dick is so difficult omg everyone wants to suck me but no one wants to fuck my thrussy 😩
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the Latina urge to say “duuuuuuuumb” in a flirtatious way
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here’s to growing more comfortable with my hairy body 🐨
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yeah I wear boxers because I like to feel my fat uncut cock flop around as I walk 🤷🏻‍♂️
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normalize white lies!
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taking 26 d*cks for my 26th birthday
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hey btw my dick is uncut and br-
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was going down on a white boy last night and he went “heck yeah”
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very important lecture material at UCLA @jaboukie
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hairy Latino boy pussy
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cosmo o’clock
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hey btw my dick is uncut and br-
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btw my dick is uncut and br-
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it’s been my experience that these guys are the most bonkers and they casually omit that they’re on psych meds
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she’s just so relatable
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taking 26 loads for my 26th birthday
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cuntiest bob in cinematic history
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my nudes do better here than on my alt I give up
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shana tova
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like if your hole is hairy ❤️
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my ass is super hairy btw
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when you’re listening to Kacey Musgraves on shuffle and Space Cowboy plays after High Horse
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Geena Davis being mother
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my ass is super hairy btw
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😕
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@feminterrupted
mother earth 🫒
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fuck most liked tweet what was your most hated tweet. a tweet that ppl bothered u about for DAYS & sent u threats over. i probably have like 30
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unfortunately for my haters I had a great time with a 6’4” Midwestern boy last night
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American white gays: • cut • discretely racist • shit music taste • always sunburnt British white gays: • UNCUT • cute accents • stan Kylie Minogue • always have marmite at home
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bf who’s obsessed with my foreskin
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?
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what if I’m a 7 but my pits stink
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circumcised Latinos are CAUCASIAN. as soon as that foreskin comes off you become a White Anglo Saxon Protestant.
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don’t degrade me I’ll cum
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#NationalComingOutDay 3.5 years ago I texted my mom to tell her I’m gay and she said “Ok”
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my dick is brown and uncut btw
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the hilarious Ross Mathews won’t see your mean tweets but your fem top friends will
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did y’all know that my dick is uncut and brown btw
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if your forearms look like this, dm me
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date with the shitter tonight
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i told you!
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I dreamed it and I bought it
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hairy Latino bussy
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ok girl, we’re still gonna need a SONGWRITER tho...
@ChristanLGrant
Christan
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Imagine this collab
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my dick is uncut and brown in case y’all forgot
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who got a beer can cock
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collecting weird white boys with big dicks like they’re infinity stones
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