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@bingobingaman
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2 years
Dearest drunken @DougStanhope , I am asking for a divorce after 17 yrs, so I can get on the stand and tell the planet how goddamn brilliant you have been and always will be to me. Oops, we were never dumb enough to get married… Happy Grumpy!
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5 years
Letting Ichabod select his last meal at Safeway. No leash, no shoes, no problem! #Tbone
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5 years
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3 years
I’m kinda in love with this idiot. Don’t tell him I said so! GROSS!
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4 years
BEFORE & AFTERMATH... 35 years later; Down a dog but the rest of us are still kicking!
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2 years
Fear and Loathing in The Hitching Post!
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4 years
Safety first! ⁦ @DougStanhope
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4 years
It isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass... it’s about learning to smile in the rain! @DougStanhope
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6 years
Our new friend, Mike actually showed up for our @DougStanhope impromptu book signing at our 7 minute train stop in #Eugene ,OR!
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5 years
It’s almost time. Pour a drink; let us celebrate Ichabod!
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2 years
"When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.” C.S. Lewis
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4 years
Hallucinogenic mushrooms, fake mustaches, and my good buddy Johnny Depp are the pegs on which a good day of quarantine is hung.
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5 years
Monday at 4:00, Ichabod will be on to his next adventure. @DougStanhope
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4 years
I'm more of a pussy and whiskey type of gal, but I'd even take a pinky toe and Kool-Aid in quarantine at this point! @DougStanhope
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1 year
I made @DougStanhope a World Cup Silver Glove Soccer Trophy!
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5 years
Last minute thrift store score on the perfect sheets!
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2 years
Motor Lodge road life without the pesky gigs! #DroppingDeuces @DougStanhope
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5 years
My date, resting up for prom night!
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2 years
Should I run water over him to revive ⁦ @DougStanhope ⁩. IDK! #2hours2show
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6 years
30 some years later and Mom’s still waiting for us to mature... Happy Mother’s Day! @DougStanhope
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5 years
I’ll take his Monopoly tickets, he isn’t gonna need ‘em.
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@bingobingaman
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7 years
I just passed up Hellen Keller in the special needs category on Amazon! I want to be the #1 tard!
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5 years
I’m back! @DougStanhope
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6 years
Once again, I must send my unfeigned gratitude to all those sending fan mail, gifts, and art work from all over the world. Your unending support and love moves me into tomorrow and goes down better than medication.
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2 years
My boys busy at work! Meatwig finishing the crossword while Stanhope blathers his new dumb jokes to a cat…
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5 years
Happy early Thanksgiving to my Stanhope Ding Dong Pot Pie! @DougStanhope
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4 years
Stanhope’s against covid AND bugs! @DougStanhope
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3 years
First kiss out of the coma, at the hospital after I learned to walk again. Best smooch ever! That @DougStanhope ... You continue to keep me upright and tickled turquoise!
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4 years
Back to grazing at the wall. I stopped checking for monsters under the bed... the satyr is me back in quarantine, and I’m ok with that. These goat feet will get a kick out of hoofing it at home for another spell! @DougStanhope
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9 years
Reading aloud, he replaces words "ISIS" with "unicorn," "Al Qaeda" with "tortoises," etc. so I don't get scared.
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6 years
Showtime! Back on tour with Doug Stanhope! I was on the floor when he got to his Bingo bits, but from laughter and not a seizure this time.
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6 years
Look Ma, I’m Number One! #Tard ...
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4 years
My baby’s on tv! Buy it BUY IT!
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4 years
HUZZAH! My special is finally on Amazon! Take the day off work, leave the kids in a hot car and watch!
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5 years
Ichabod. And the party never ends!
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3 years
Doug Stanhope, Vodka Juicebox’s biggest support. A champion of encouragement. I sing to him and he keeps me laughing...
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6 years
Stanhope and I are in New York for the Howard Stern Show. Tune in tomorrow morning at 9:00 AM! @DougStanhope
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2 years
Back out in the wild with @DougStanhope
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2 years
New meds seem to be working? @DougStanhope
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3 years
Masked up and painting the Vodka Juicebox room!
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6 years
More fan art! This painted from a photo taken back when I was bald and Stanhope had hair. I love this one...
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@bingobingaman
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7 years
I’m creaming Stanhope in book sales. HA! Endless thanks to all those supporting me. Let’s keep this up!
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5 years
Shredding the Blues: @gretchenbaer
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6 years
The Audible version of my book "Let Me Out: A Madhouse Diary" is now available at for people like me who aren't much for reading. Much thanks to all of you and your overwhelming support. It means the world to me!
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9 years
Old pic. Some guy:"Do the carpets match the drapes?" Stanhope:"No, her head isn't bleeding right now!" @DougStanhope http://t.co/xNs5ZGGMZo
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4 years
My big break... out of quarantine and onto The Doug Stanhope Podcast! The privilege of having plenty of rope is being myself without anyone’s permission being rubber stamped on my wrist for admission to Mushroomland. Yes! Enjoy the show!
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4 years
Go back to a simpler time with @DougStanhope @hdfatty @bingobingaman @TheShadyDell - Ep. #393 - Social Distancing to The Shady Dell -
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6 years
I learned it by watching you, @DougStanhope
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3 years
Vodka Juicebox at the Funhouse watching football with Stanhope and the crew!
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3 years
Vodka Juicebox!
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4 years
“To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain and play with it!” - Charlie Chaplin @gretchenbaer @DougStanhope
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2 years
You know you’re getting too fat, when your tracheostomy scar looks like a belly button!
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4 years
1-1. Fly damnit, fly... why can’t I fly? “I am a cage, in search of a bird?” Is it trite of me to think, maybe my mind IS the cage, and perhaps I am looking for a bird? A gilded cage. Am I frenzied to get in or frenzied to get out? What are these feathers for?
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6 years
Stanhope and I have been up since 3:00 AM, watching old clips of his great buddy, Mitch Hedberg. Fun! Missing @Shawcroft right now!
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4 years
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9 years
I'm introducing Stanhope every show this tour with a new joke from my sweet @BQQuinn dumb joke library! http://t.co/3YD7FfB6x5
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4 years
Band pics... AhHAHAHA! Tripping balls and making music with Tareq. Tunes coming soon!
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7 years
It is happening! My audio book is coming soon. Much thanks to my fabulous team: narrator Sarah Hyland and audio engineer Doug Krebs.
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8 years
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2 years
#DroppingDeuces with @DougStanhope at the AZ/UT border. Last chance for liquor before prohibition!
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8 years
Surprise visit with Johnny Depp! @DougStanhope @gregchaille
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4 months
4 airports, 3 sky clubs, and still 2 hours from home.
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1 month
Someone said they sent me a package. I'm waiting!
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2 years
I would leave Stanhope in a second and forever, if @tallentsam wore Velcro shoes!
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6 years
Stanhope seems thrilled about my early X-mas gift for him. Maybe I’ll buy him another for his birthday!
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9 years
FINALLY flying home from tour and staring at these mugs! Yes! Missing our buds... @SalVulcano @BQQuinn @DougStanhope
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Meatwig.
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7 years
My book is here! This is the story of the unraveling of my mind. I urge you to read it.
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8 years
LA. The comedy store. This is happening now! @DougStanhope
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8 years
I laid this dead featherless baby bird found on the front step on a bed of butterfly wings, turning sad into beauty.
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6 years
Verbigerative nonsense. Had another seizure, another EEG. Least the wires look fabulous in my hair! @DougStanhope
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6 years
BISBEE: Come to my book discussion and signing @ the Copper Queen Library meeting room THIS TUESDAY! @DougStanhope
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4 months
Caption this!
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3 years
I am simply tickled turquoise to open my doors for all who would like to experience remedial imagination under the wing of the walls. Come play at “Bingo’s Quiet House!” ⁦ @DougStanhope
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2 years
It’s not my fault! ⁦ @gregchaille ⁩ is supposed to be tour managing! Should I be selling merch?
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2 years
Rule is @DougStanhope @Egglester have to perform tasks to earn each cigarette in preparation for quitting this coming Sunday. #30DaysInTheHole
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5 months
I mustache you a few questions. Detectives Bingo, Stanhope, and our Ma!
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2 years
@DougStanhope @Juniorstopka My two favorite boyz!
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4 years
@DougStanhope That’s me that’s me that’s me! I was retarded until about the age of 11, and I’ve relapsed several times...
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5 years
Sky Club drinks put hair on your chest! ⁦ @Delta #SKYMILESLIFE
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3 years
Look out, Bisbee… I have combined my two bands for a night out on the Gulch in Old B; Randolph, Tracey, and Chaille of Chaille Ukulele will be joining Vodka Juicebox on stage at The Quarry, Friday July 23rd at 7:00 PM! @DougStanhope
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3 months
What Was I About To Say?
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2 years
Stanhope will never remember how much he loves me when he truly wakes up to #DroppingDeuces in Nevada!
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5 months
Whatta you buy your mom for her 75th birthday? You make her a Squatty Potty with little plastic unicorns glued all over it, because @DougStanhope bought her a first class plane ticket to come celebrate and drink with him! You are more than magic, my Ma! Happy Birthday!
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Upside down or right side up? #fanart
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10 years
why is a cyclops such a good teacher? he only has one pupil! am i trending now? #firsttweetdropsmic
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9 years
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6 years
My album, “Are You Amused” is now out on iTunes!
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6 years
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3 years
Bisbee: TONIGHT! Show starts at 7:00 PM. The Quarry. Vodka Juicebox is gonna make some noise! Come out. We’re havin’ fun!
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6 years
This is “Let Me Out,” another song off my album, “Are You Amused.” It’s my best seven minute description of what it’s like being locked up in a mental institution. Much love to those inside!
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3 years
Hack Motha Fuckin’ Oddity on Ask Vodka Juicebox this week! Yes! @DougStanhope
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